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Chapter 71 Lin Fei Pours Poisonous Chicken Soup On The People Of Florida! Break The Defense Of The W
"This is bad!
Your Excellency! "
"The latest news is that Deputy Governor Lin has been discharged from the hospital. He actually wants to have a political dialogue with the Deputy Governor!"
What the hell!!???
Hearing this news!
The eyes of Governor George and the officials of his faction on the scene almost popped out!
Political dialogue?
Now?
What kind of f * cking trouble was Lin Fei trying to cause!
In America!
Political dialogue was a magical official's right.
Or it could be said that it was a magical official's responsibility!
What you thought of as a political dialogue was when the official sat down and a group of people asked all kinds of sharp questions.
Asking the official until he was dumbfounded?
Wrong!
In America!
The so-called political dialogue was actually an official's request, and the people were willing to participate!
And the specific model was not political questions.
It was the model of a fellowship!
It was similar to chatting, and anything could be discussed!
Previously, a governor from America had held a political dialogue.
Someone actually asked him what color his underwear was!
However!
This kind of political dialogue was usually held close to the election to canvass for votes!
All kinds of politicians would crazily hold political dialogues to canvass people!
This was also an unwritten rule of America!
After all, in America, where the class division was clear, not many politicians liked to gather with a group of civilians and talk nonsense.
Now!
Lin Fei had just been hired!
What kind of political dialogue was he holding?!
Most of all, most of all!
What was the use of him doing this?
Even if you want to be the governor, you don't have to be in such a hurry to canvass for votes, right?
George's face turned green!
On the first day of his job, he pulled out a weeping willow and vomited in the hospital!
On the second day, he wanted to have a political dialogue!
Do you even care about me, the governor of Florida?
Are you afraid that others don't know about your ambition for the governor's throne?
"Immediately arrange for people to go over and take a look!"
"Doesn't Lin Fei want to have a dialogue?
Sure! "
"Arrange for those hooligans in the red light district to have a good chat with him!"
"I want to see what this guy can do by holding a political dialogue instead of studying political achievements!"
George gave the order angrily!
He suspected that Lin Fei was doing this purely to disgust him!
Then, Governor George pulled Caesar, the chief financial officer, away.
Lin Fei's unconventional actions put Governor George under a lot of pressure.
He had to quickly contact his brother-in-law on Capitol Hill.
He had to seize the opportunity to make a move on Rabbit, that technological bigshot.
First, let Lin Fei's persona collapse, cut off his influence in East Asia, and then trap Lin Fei in Florida!
Otherwise, Lin Fei would get the credit!
Based on the level of recognition the people of Florida had for Lin Fei.
He, the governor who had won the competition with a dog, would have to step down and scram!
On the other side!
The news that Deputy Governor Lin had been discharged from the hospital and wanted to have a public dialogue about politics was released.
In an instant!
This ignited the enthusiasm of the people of Florida.
Their Deputy Governor, who pulled out a weeping willow, was indeed the chosen one of the Buddha people.
Yesterday, he vomited blood after pulling out a tree!
Today, he was still in the mood to talk about politics.
There was no election, and no voting!
He was more or less a weirdo.
Many people from the Buddha State came because of its reputation.
Even the people of Florida from other cities in Florida were willing to take a plane just to meet the online celebrity Lieutenant Governor of Florida.
"Your Excellency, what do you think Deputy Governor Lin's daughter-in-law is doing?"
The police chief looked at Lin Fei who was ready.
He was speechless.
His old comrade, Director Wilson of the CIBA told him.
Deputy Governor Lin was a political genius who would seek revenge for the smallest grievance. He was extremely capable and had extremely terrifying logic.
But no one said that this political genius had such a weird personality?
Didn't he want to make political achievements?
What kind of political achievements could he get by having a dialogue about politics?
The state attorney general was also dumbfounded!
He thought to himself: You're asking me?
Who the f * ck am I asking?
At this moment, the state attorney general even had doubts about his old leader, Chief Judge Ryan of the Alliance!
Is this Deputy Governor Lin really as powerful as Chief Judge Ryan said?
Why do I feel that this Deputy Governor Lin is becoming more and more …
He's even weirder than the locals of Florida.
Dialogue about politics was a good tool to canvass votes in elections.
The requirements for a politician's personal adaptability were very high!
If he didn't perform well!
The popularity that Lin Fei had accumulated with great difficulty would be wasted!
As for making achievements?
I've never heard of this kind of thing making achievements!
Mm!
It's not a big problem to disgust the current governor.
"Deputy Governor Lin Fei!"
"May I ask why you want to have a dialogue about politics after you're discharged?
Don't tell me you're planning to be the governor now? "
As soon as the conversation began, the enthusiastic people of Florida began to ask questions.
They had too many questions that they hoped to communicate with this weird Deputy Governor!
"This is a good question!"
"I want to be the governor now!
The problem is that Governor George doesn't agree! "
"Why don't you go back and persuade him?"
Lin Fei sat alone in front of the dense crowd. His tone was calm and his expression was relaxed.
He could scold the representatives of various countries at the environmental protection conference!
This small scene naturally couldn't deter Lin Fei.
Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!
Deputy Governor Lin is really daring. Isn't he afraid that Governor George will find trouble with him?
Honest enough!
Tomorrow I'll go to the governor's office and persuade Governor George to step down!
Compared to Deputy Governor Lin, Governor George is not just a little bit worse!
I still like Deputy Governor Lin. I feel that he's a native of Florida!
The opening atmosphere was directly brought up by Lin Fei's teasing.
"Deputy Governor Lin, can I ask any question?"
"Of course!
But don't ask me about the color of my underwear! "
Lin Fei blinked. "Because I'm not wearing it!"
Hahahaha!!!
The scene roared with laughter.
"Deputy Governor Lin indeed has some humor!"
"Deputy Governor Lin, if I work hard, can I become someone as humorous as you?"
A young boy in the crowd asked very seriously.
"Become someone like me?"
"Well, it'll probably be a little difficult!"
Lin Fei held his chin and thought for a moment before giving the answer.
When the young boy heard this answer, he was a little disappointed!
But then, Lin Fei spoke again.
"After all, you're not like me, who's worth tens of billions!
When you have tens of billions, you'll definitely be as humorous as me! "
Pfft!
Everyone in the audience was about to go crazy with laughter!
F * ck!
Flaunting his wealth!
Their deputy governor was blatantly flaunting his wealth in front of them!
The young boy was originally disappointed, but when he heard Lin Fei's words.
He clenched his fist in front of his chest and said seriously, "I'll work hard!
Diligence makes up for stupidity. The clumsy bird flies first. Don't bully the young for being poor! "
Good fellow!
This young boy's chicken soup infected the surrounding crowd!
They all supported and encouraged him!
"Yes!
Young man, as long as you work hard, you'll definitely succeed! "
"Believe in yourself. Youth is hope!"
"I run a large chain of supermarkets, and I relied on my own efforts to climb up from a salesperson step by step. I believe that Mr. Lin Fei also worked hard to reach the position of Deputy Governor. Deputy Governor Lin, right?"
Lin Fei spread his hands!
"If hard work is useful, what's talent?"
The scene was so silent that one could hear a pin drop!
Everyone stared at Lin Fei in disbelief.
"Eh?
Did I say something wrong? "
Pfft!
Someone in the crowd seemed to be unable to hold it in. He covered his mouth and burst into laughter.
When he laughed out loud!
The people around him couldn't help but laugh out loud!
Deputy Governor Lin, you're the devil, right? You're too poisonous!
Hahaha!
I'm so happy!
It's so real!
"What are you laughing at? Deputy Governor Lin is right. If hard work is useful, everyone would be Musk!"
"Poor kid, congratulations on experiencing the cruelty of society in advance!"
"Our governor is too realistic, I like it!"
Lin Fei's words extinguished the little boy's dream.
But it received the approval of everyone present.
Don't bully the young for being poor, don't bully the middle-aged for being poor … Don't bully the old for being poor!
This was real life!
But the people of Florida didn't expect Lin Fei, the deputy governor.
He could say such a bloody reality so simply and crudely!
A beautiful girl raised her hand to ask a question!
"Deputy Governor Lin, I'm so miserable today!
My boyfriend broke up with me, and my boss asked me to resign. I feel like my life is at a low point. What should I do? "
The girl obviously wanted to get Lin Fei's encouragement!
Everyone present held their breaths and looked at Lin Fei.
They wanted to see what kind of tricks Deputy Governor Lin could come up with in front of such a beautiful girl.
Lin Fei looked at the girl and thought for a moment, then said in a low voice.
"I want to give this lady a famous quote!"
"Life is not only about the grind in front of you, but also …"
The girl's eyes lit up when she heard this!
"Poetry and the distance?"
"Mr. Lin Fei, do you want me to look at the future and see a new life?"
Everyone else present nodded.
This deputy governor had some conscience, but he encouraged some double standards when he saw a beautiful girl.
Little did they know.
Lin Fei pursed his lips and shook his head.
"I'm not done yet!"
"I want to say that life is not only about the grind in front of you, but also about the grind in the future, the grind in the distance, and countless grinds …"
"Life is about peaks and valleys, underestimating and estimating!"
"Persevere a little longer, and you'll get used to it!"
F * ck!
Killing the heart!
Killing the heart!
The girl who was happy to be comforted by herself.
She was depressed by Lin Fei's words!
However, the people around them were laughing so hard that they were dizzy!
"Ha ha ha!
Too realistic!
Deputy Governor Lin is a chicken soup grinder! "
"Face the wind!"
"Life is not only about the grind in front of you, but also about the grind in the future and the grind in the distance. Real!
Too f * cking real! "
"Although the girl is miserable, Deputy Governor Lin is completely right."
"Isn't it just a breakup and losing your job? There are many more unlucky things than this!"
"Our deputy governor is too pretentious, I love him!"
First, no!
I also want to ask a question. I want Deputy Governor Lin to scold me until I wake up!
Lin Fei replied several times!
He was going crazy from the killing!
Every word was a gem, but every sentence was true.
The eyes of the state's attorney general and police chief were wide open!
What the f * ck?
Is this what a politician should do?
But why was the effect so good?
At this time, the number of people who raised their hands was already uncountable!
He asked, "Deputy Governor Lin, as an experienced person, can you give us some advice?"
Lin Fei: "My advice is — don't come over!"
"Deputy Governor Lin, how tall are you?"
Lin Fei: "When it comes to things like height, everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask!"
She asked, "Deputy Governor Lin, how should I treat myself better?"
Lin Fei: "Treat yourself better?
If you can blame others, don't blame yourself! "
"Deputy Governor Lin, I feel so useless. What should I do?"
Lin Fei: "Then buy more useless things. That way, you won't be the most useless one!"
"Deputy Governor Lin, how do I solve the problem of procrastinating?"
Lin Fei: "When you do something, you must think thrice before you act. Think about whether you can do it!
Think twice about whether you can do it tomorrow!
Think thrice about whether you can do it for others! "
Crazy!
Completely crazy from the killing!
Faced with the torrential wave of questions.
Lin Fei didn't even hesitate.
The moment he opened his mouth, it was a joke!
The moment he raised his head, it was a performance!
The poisonous chicken soup was poured into the mouths of the people present by the ton!
The people of Buddha State were going crazy with joy!
If you can blame others, don't blame yourself!
Is this the only way to think thrice before you act?
What should we do!
There are so many of us, but we can't even ask him!
After Deputy Governor Lin finished speaking, I feel even more useless!
Our Deputy Governor is simply a weird politician. Where did he get so many weird jokes from?
Can't you ask a more incisive question?
It's over. I feel like we've been crushed by Deputy Governor Lin alone!
He's handsome!
He's young!
He's rich!
And he's the Deputy Governor. How can there be such a perfect man in this world!
Let's get our Governor George to step down. I suddenly feel like he's not worthy!
Yes, yes!
I feel that way too!
If Lin Fei doesn't become the governor, I won't be able to die in peace!
Look at the Internet. Someone took a video and posted it online. It's going viral!
F * ck!
Not good!
Someone wants to snatch the governor from us!
Lin Fei relied on the poisonous chicken soup that he had accumulated over the years and his agile logical thinking.
With his own strength ~
He took control of the entire situation.
Even the guy sent by Governor George to cause trouble was conquered by Lin Fei's eloquence!
Most importantly!
Lin Fei's jokes were funny!
Thinking about it carefully, what he said was really right!
And the situation at the scene was also reposted by some people on Twitter. YouTube.
It wasn't very popular at first.
But until Lin Fei went all out and spewed poisonous chicken soup.
These segments of the video completely went viral.
Countless netizens were also attracted by Lin Fei's poisonous chicken soup!
There were even people who publicly petitioned on the Internet for Lin Fei to take up a post in their state.
There were even more netizens.
They all left comments!
They lamented that they couldn't ask questions at the scene because it was a pity!
Even the foreign netizens were mesmerized by Lin Fei's poisonous chicken soup!
A large group of people were arguing!
They wanted to go to Florida to ask Lin Fei questions!
Everyone wanted to know if there were any questions that Lin Fei couldn't answer.
"[Lieutenant Governor Lin!
Do you think money is important? "
"Money?
Let's put it this way. In the past, I felt that money was omnipotent! "
"What about now?"
"Now?
Now I think money is f * cking omnipotent! "
Pfft!
The audience burst into laughter again!
After dozens of minutes of non-stop questions!
For a moment!
There were so many people present, but they couldn't think of any questions to continue asking.
Lin Fei suddenly stood up.
He clapped his hands and said, "No more questions?
Then I'll give everyone a few more famous quotes! "
"Deputy Governor Lin, which famous person did these famous sayings come from?
Why haven't we heard of them! "
"That's right!
I'm a philosophy graduate student at Stanford, but I've never heard of Lieutenant Governor Lin's words! "
"Could it be that the famous person is yourself, Lieutenant Governor Lin?"
The Florida people present were convinced!
Which famous person was so venomous!
They felt more and more that their Lieutenant Governor was talking about himself.
"Aiya! Don't be so serious!"
Lin Fei waved his hand "angrily", which caused another round of laughter.
"Everyone mentioned money just now!"
Regarding the topic of money, as a billionaire, I'll share a few insights with everyone!! "
Tsk!
Everyone was used to Lin Fei's behavior of flaunting his wealth!
"I hope to warn all the young people!
"What's the point of living without money now?"
Hm?
Everyone present heard Lin Fei's tone!
What?
Our Lieutenant Governor is finally being kind and not attacking his lovely people?
"Anyway, there will be plenty of days without money in the future. You'll get used to it sooner or later!"
Ahhh!
Their defenses were broken!
A group of Florida people's defenses were about to be broken by our venomous Lieutenant Governor!
"You guys, don't be fooled by those rich people on the surface!"
"EST.......
This sentence piqued the curiosity of the Florida people again!
"Actually, what seedlings?"
"Actually, they're even crazier in private!"
Pfft!
Bah!
Collapse!
The Florida people present completely collapsed!
However, the video of this conversation on the Internet became a super hot topic.
It was also at this time.
Lin Fei revealed the real purpose of holding this conversation.
"Finally, I."
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