I Was Caught Working Part-Time During The Winter Vacation. How Dare You Steal The Tianshi Sword?

"Make the Dragon King...happy?"

After listening to Zhang Fan's words, Wang Qiao fell into deep thought.

It's really inappropriate to start work under the Dragon King's nose. There's no problem in repairing it according to Zhang Fan's drawings.

But making the Dragon King happy...is this really something humans can do?

The Dragon King is not a human being, this is an invisible and intangible thing.

Who knows what he likes to eat and what he likes to do?

In the live broadcast room, netizens also discussed this issue a lot and came up with a lot of tricks.

[I have a plan. I invite a singing and dancing troupe to perform by the river for three days and three nights to please the Dragon King. 】

[Put some feed into the river. When the fish and shrimp are full, the Dragon King will naturally be happy. 】

[My suggestion is, instead of making the Dragon King happy, it would be better to make Zhang Fan happy! 】

[That is, if Brother Fan is happy, wouldn’t the Dragon King be just a little Karami? 】

【……】

After thinking for a moment, Wang Qiao looked helplessly and asked Zhang Fan for help:

"Little brother, just tell me this method. At worst, I will give you more money."

"You should have told me earlier."

Zhang Fan smiled slightly and said:

"Originally, I wanted to help you save this money, because it's really not that difficult."

"Place a few tables of tributes by the river, set off some firecrackers to make it more festive, then ask some people to pick a dragon king, and finally sprinkle some feed into the river. That's it. By the way, you must sprinkle more feed."

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple."

Zhang Fan returned the drawings to Wang Qiao, "After finishing it in the morning, we can start construction in the afternoon. When Director Qin comes, tell him and I will withdraw first. Remember to pay the money to my account."

"By the way, is there a rooster on the construction site?"

"have!"

Wang Qiao nodded quickly and ordered his men to get the chicken.

"The things for the sacrifice have been prepared a long time ago. They are still live chickens. Go and get them for little brother Zhang Fan."

"I knew you must have forgotten some process. Do you want to make a law or something? Do you need my help to set up a stage?"

"No." Zhang Fan shook his head and said unceremoniously: "I'll take it back and improve the food."

"This... is just taking it back to improve the food?"

When Wang Qiao was surprised, his men had already delivered the rooster to Zhang Fan with extremely fast efficiency.

"Bye-Bye."

With a wave of his hand, Zhang Fan turned around and left with the program team.

When he walked to the entrance of the construction site, Zhang Fan picked up a wooden stick.

At this time, the cameraman Zhao Kai was a little confused and said:

"Brother Zhang Fan, I've heard about worshiping the Dragon King, making offerings and dancing, but what does throwing feed into the river mean?"

Zhang Fan explained: "This is actually not part of the procedure for worshiping the Dragon King."

"Then you still let him spread the fish feed?" Zhao Kai became even more confused.

"Because I'm going to go fishing on the other side of the river later."

Zhang Fan smiled, then walked quickly to the car, "Open the trunk, this stick is my fishing rod."

"Huh? Fishing?"

Hearing this, Zhao Kai suddenly froze on the spot, his face full of disbelief.

Good guy...you even eat and drink, tricking others into spreading feed in the river, just to make yourself comfortable fishing?

The bait has been provided to you, but you still need to get a fishing rod from the construction site?

Just like that, you still want to take away someone else’s big rooster?

Let’s just say that you are making so much part-time, is it necessary to ‘save’ so much?

If you had told me earlier, I would have brought the pole too.

After being stunned, Zhao Kai quickly ran to the car and sat in the back seat.

The host Xiao Ma started the car and asked: "Classmate Zhang, are you going to go fishing across the river now?"

"Yes." Zhang Fan nodded slightly.

Xiao Ma wondered: "Then your fishing rod...isn't it a bit too crude?"

"Money has to be spent wisely. I just catch a fish. There is no need to use a good rod."

"That's it..."

After listening to Zhang Fan's explanation, Xiao Ma suddenly understood and asked again:

"By the way, as far as I know, your dormitory does not have the conditions for cooking, so what are your plans to take this rooster back?"

"I was joking with him."

Zhang Fan explained: "I'm going fishing now, so naturally I have to worship the river god, buy some fish feed, and bring a big rooster with me to ensure safety."

"keep us safe……"

Xiaoma looked thoughtful, suddenly thought of something, and said hesitantly:

"So, classmate Zhang Fan, everything you asked Wang Qiao to do today was to serve you?"

"Hey~ you can't talk nonsense. In metaphysics, whether you believe it or not, you don't have it. Since Wang Qiao believes it, then everything is of his own free will and it has nothing to do with me."

"Drive, drive, to the other side of the river."

"Okay...okay."

"..."

After a brief exchange, he dismounted and drove to the other side of the river.

At the same time, netizens also had different opinions after learning about Zhang Fan's bottomless operation.

[Okay, I gave you the stuff, I gave you the strength, and you took the money. Finally, tell me you want to fish? 】

[Classmate Zhang Fan, you are doing too much harm! 】

[Haha, kill two birds with one stone. Student Zhang, you know how to live a good life. 】

[There are so many procedures to catch a fish, and I don’t understand it with thirty years of fishing experience. 】

[Both it is to offer sacrifices and to ward off evil spirits. Student Zhang, you are not going to retrieve corpses today, are you? 】

[Wocao, it’s really possible when you say that! 】

【……】

As a netizen raised a question, the barrage area instantly became lively.

In the live broadcast, Zhang Fan and the others had parked their cars on the side of the road and walked to the river.

"I'm going. It's so fun to fish here. If I had known, I would have brought fishing gear today."

Looking at the spring-filled river, Zhao Kai couldn't help but sigh.

At this time, the construction team on the other side of the river, under Wang Qiao's arrangement, had also transformed into a nesting immortal and started putting in feed.

Under the operation of several excavators, corn kernels, sweet potato cubes and other food were thrown into the river one bag after another. The mud mixer behind was also so busy that it almost started to smoke.

Wang Qiao stood by the river to supervise the work, and the assistant beside him reminded:

"Mr. Wang, these are the food in the canteen, for people to eat. Let's just get them in, right..."

"The boss is cold, what are you afraid of?" Wang Qiao frowned and said, "Li Baichuan is a murderer. Thank God we can continue working. If we don't start work quickly, we will replace him in two days."

The assistant whispered: "Mr. Wang, what you said makes sense, but... I just heard in the live broadcast room that Zhang Fan asked us to spread the feed just for his own fishing convenience."

"Are you stupid?"

Wang Qiao glared at him and said in a deep voice, "Don't even look at which TV station this person is from!"

"Sacrifice to the Dragon King, building stakes, Feng Shui and other things are all feudal superstitions. If he doesn't find some excuse, won't he mislead the audience?"

"When something happens, use your brain and think about why I can be the boss and you can only be the assistant."

"Besides, Zhang Fan saved the lives of everyone on the construction site, so what if I helped him make a nest? The company's food does not belong to you."

"Mr. Wang... what you said makes sense, but isn't this beef and mutton a bit too luxurious?"

"If you can't let go of the child, you can't trap the wolf."

"Hurry up, everyone, move quickly, throw in all these dozen tons of grain within ten minutes!"

"..."

After some operations by Wang Qiao and others, the water level next to the construction site began to rise visibly to the naked eye.

The fish at the bottom of the river had never seen such a formation before. After a while, densely packed fishes appeared under the river surface.

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room were instantly dumbfounded. The fishermen couldn't restrain their excitement and kept chasing after him in the live broadcast room to ask for the address.

[Oh my god, is this fish feed? This is clearly a buffet! 】

[Good guy, if you throw in so much feed, let alone make the Dragon King happy, even if you ask him to kowtow, he doesn’t dare to say no! 】

【What to do? Do you want to catch the Dragon King together? 】

[Where is the address? I asked you where your address is! 】

[Can I be speechless? This is enough to buy several cars! 】

[I have never seen so many fish in my life. Do you want to overwhelm them? 】

[Dragon King, just call me Xiao Long'er. If you don't give up, the dragon is willing to be your adoptive father! 】

【……】

In front of the live broadcast camera, Zhang Fan was also shocked by Wang Qiao's actions.

"This guy is too honest..."

Zhao Kai, who also has a hobby of fishing, was so itchy that he slapped his thigh anxiously. If it weren't for work, he would have bought a pole right now.

After watching for a moment, Zhang Fan took out the fishing line he had prepared long ago, simply assembled it on a wooden stick, and then threw it out at will, without even hanging the bait.

In less than three minutes, there was movement on Zhang Fan's fishing rod.

"That arrives so fast."

Zhang Fan slowly retracted his pole, and a large grass carp weighing four to five kilograms surfaced from the water and was dragged to the shore by Zhang Fan.

"Unfortunately, it's a dead fish."

After checking it, Zhang Fan threw the fish aside.

Just when he was about to take the second shot, Zhao Kai stopped him with a serious look on his face.

"Brother, we can't fish anymore."

"Why?"

"The dead fish just said it, put the rod away and left. This place is unlucky and fishing is prone to accidents." Zhao Kai explained seriously.

[What the cameraman said makes sense. If you encounter a dead fish while fishing, you must not catch it! 】

[Yes, maybe there are corpses in the water, and they have turned into water ghosts now! 】

[It’s only been a few minutes and you’ve already caught a big fish? There is definitely something wrong with this! 】

[Nonsense, what are you talking about? This is Yucun’s tribute to the Immortal of Dawo! 】

[That is, you are rewarded for your work in making a nest! 】

[Fear me, Brother Fan is afraid of water ghosts? First ask him if he is afraid of thunder in his palm. 】

【……】

Netizens have different opinions on the matter of dead fish speaking out.

After Zhang Fan heard what Zhao Kai said, he nodded meaningfully:

"I know this water area is unlucky. How can it be unlucky if there are dead people? I'm not here to fish in the first place."

"Is there... anyone dead?"

Zhao Kai was startled and said hesitantly: "Brother, you are not here to fish...then what are you here to do?"

"I just took a part-time job. Someone committed suicide by drowning in the river. I'm here to retrieve the body." Zhang Fan said calmly.

"Searching...retrieving corpses...you actually still take the job of retrieving corpses?" Zhao Kai said in disbelief.

"My fourth uncle is a corpse fisherman and I have helped him several times before." Zhang Fan explained and joked: "Brother Kai, I think you are quite knowledgeable about fishing. How about you take a couple of shots?"

"No, no, no, no, it's a fishing business, fishing for people... I can't do this job..."

Zhao Kai quickly waved his hand and refused, and Xiao Ma on the side was also very shocked.

The main character in this issue... knows a bit too much...

He can tell fortunes, sew corpses, rob tombs, read Feng Shui and astrology, and can also take on the job of driving corpses. While shouldering the fate of a person who borrows knives on credit, he is also a corpse collector!

Moreover, Zhang Fan always said that he had only learned a little bit, but his level of proficiency was comparable to that of a master with decades of experience!

The most bizarre thing is that all of his skills are inherited from his family!

Good guy...isn't this ancestor too evil?

How much are there that we don’t know?

This is not a part-time job, this is clearly the world of living gods playing games!

While sighing inwardly, Xiao Ma was even more convinced that his choice of the protagonist for this issue was fine, but it just didn't fit the theme.

An ordinary role model, Zhang Fan is anything but ordinary!

When the two were surprised, Zhang Fan had already thrown out the fishing rod and started the next round of fishing.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also having a heated discussion about the profession of corpse fishermen.

[Guessed it, I knew that Mr. Zhang was not here to fish. 】

[No wonder I brought a rooster here. It turned out to be a corpse hunter. How many unique skills does Zhang Fan still have? 】

[Don’t ask me how many unique skills I have, it mainly depends on how much you need! 】

[Hey, dear, I used to think that Zhang’s family were all homeless people, but now it seems that they are all hidden bosses! 】

[Do you know, the price of a corpse hunter is not cheap! 】

Bo Gu Tong Jin: [Nonsense, do you think it’s easy to retrieve corpses? There are so many ways to go here! If you are not afraid of a dead fish telling the truth, you are afraid of an upright corpse. If this happens, classmate Zhang may not dare to fish it out! 】

【……】

In the live broadcast, after the cameraman calmed down, he asked Zhang Fan his doubts.

"Brother Zhang Fan, I heard that people who fish for corpses usually fish for corpses on boats, but I've never seen anyone fishing with a fishhook. Can you catch it like this? Do you need... the program team to give you an IOU? Boat?"

"No, this is just right."

Zhang Fan narrowed his eyes slightly and said in a deep voice:

"I have inquired about it. The person who threw himself into the river committed suicide with resentment after being frustrated in his relationship. He was very resentful. If he took a boat... it would easily capsize, so there is no need for us to take this risk."

"I'm... I'm resentful... Nothing will happen, right?" Zhao Kai said with a panicked look on his face.

"Don't worry, anything can happen in the morning. The most you can do is encounter an upright corpse. That's not a big deal."

After Zhang Fan finished speaking, there was sudden movement on the fishing rod.

"Here we go...it should be right this time!"

Zhang Fan frowned slightly and his expression became serious.

After some pulling, a cold corpse was dragged out of the water by Zhang Fan, with the fishhook stuck in his coat.

Although the body was somewhat swollen, it had not yet started to decay, and it obviously matched the description given by Zhang Fan.

However, the extra things on the corpse made everyone's scalp numb after looking at it.

The face, neck, and behind the ears of the corpse were all covered with densely packed strange symbols.

Zhang Fan quickly rolled up the sleeves and trouser legs of the female corpse, and there were similar strange symbols on the limbs.