I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Song Dynasty.

“ah?”

“Is Li Er so perverted? Li Yuan is his father. Does he like to eat Li Yuan’s milk?”

In Jinluan Hall, Zhao Kuangyin was shocked.

Tang Dynasty.

“My grass!”

“This is an unofficial history written by some bastard. Get out of here. I promise not to chop off your head, you bastard!”

Li Er suddenly sat up straight, with shock written all over his face.

People are sitting in the Imperial Palace of the Tang Dynasty, and pots come from the sky!

He, Li Er, has an unknown hobby. He likes to eat Li Yuan’s milk?

His father Li Yuan is a man!

Who passed this on?

On the side, Wei Zheng was also shocked, and his eyes changed when he looked at Li Shimin.

“Your Majesty, are you okay with this?”

Wei Zheng cried out in shock.

Li Er’s face turned dark immediately.

“Ye Shi, Ye Shi, don’t you understand?”

Wei Zheng said unconvinced, “There is no storm without fire. Your Majesty has never cultivated personal ethics. This is hard to say.”

As soon as these words came out, Li Er immediately became furious.

“Wei Zheng, you old man, do you really think that I don’t dare to kill you?”

When Wei Zheng saw this, although his eyes were still unconvinced, he did not speak angrily.

Wei Zheng is indeed the number one troll in the Tang Dynasty, but he is not Mi Heng after all.

He knew when to spray and when not to spray.

At this moment, Li Yuan, who was forced to abdicate due to the Xuanwu Gate Incident and turned his attention to giving birth to younger brothers and sisters for Li Er in the harem, was also shocked.

“Does my son still have this hobby?”

Not only Li Er was shocked, but other dynasties were also shocked.

After all, Tian Khan’s achievements have been heard throughout the major dynasties, and even the First Emperor has heard of Li Er’s reputation!

“Does Li Er still have this hobby?”

“But does his father have milk?”

Da Qin.

The First Emperor looked moved.

Barrage poured out.

“I’m laughing so hard, my family, Ye Shi is so explosive. Li Er seems to like to cry in Li Yuan’s arms, but it doesn’t mean that Li Er likes to eat Li Yuan’s milk.”

“Ignore the truth or falsehood, just say that this unofficial history is not more exciting than the official history?”

“There is no smoke without fire. Unofficial history is still very rigorous. There is history to be found. If Li Er hadn’t jumped into Li Yuan’s arms, would this have happened?”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er felt numb immediately.

After working on it for a long time, this outrageous unofficial record was just because he cried into Li Yuan’s arms.

So it was rumored by later generations that he had an unknown hobby and liked to eat Li Yuan’s milk?

Outrageous.

That’s outrageous.

At this time, the picture changed.

The voice came out again.

[According to unofficial records, Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall initially to build an airstrip. Later, he discovered that there were no airplanes in the Qin Dynasty, so he changed it to defend against foreign enemies! 】

Da Qin.

The First Emperor, wearing a black iron-blooded dragon robe, stood in Xianyang Palace. He was also stunned.

“Am I also involved?”

“Am I building the Great Wall to build an airstrip?”

“Plane, what is that? The divine object that traveled from Xianyang to Xi’an two hours ago?”

But before the First Emperor could react, the voice sounded again.

[According to unofficial records, the First Emperor did not die after taking the elixir of life! 】

[He lived two thousand years later! 】

As soon as these words came out.

The First Emperor suddenly became excited.

“What?”

“His elixir of immortality was found? And he lived for more than two thousand years?”

But then he thought about it, it wasn’t right.

If he really took the elixir of life, he would have lived for more than two thousand years.

Then it is impossible for Da Qin to change its dynasty!

He looked up at the sky, confused.

[No need to record this in unofficial history, I can prove it to be true. 】

[Two days ago on Thursday, someone claiming to be Qin Shihuang sent me a text message asking me to v him 50, saying that when he unlocks the seal, he will make me the chief eunuch! 】

Da Qin.

boom!

The First Emperor looked shocked and slapped the table in front of him fiercely.

There was endless killing intent on his face.

“Who dares to seal me? How brave!”

A furious voice swept through the entire Xianyang Palace, and countless eunuchs and maids knelt on the ground, not daring to raise their heads.

“But what does it mean to remove the seal from v50?”

The First Emperor looked puzzled.

At this time, countless barrages popped up.

“I can also prove that this is true.”

“Your Majesty, Qin Shihuang, I am fifty. When the seal is lifted, you will be my General Meng!”

“I am Qin Shihuang, v I am 50, and I will ride on horseback in Japan tonight!”

“The Great Wall is an airstrip. There is nothing wrong with that. As for the fact that airplanes appeared more than two thousand years later, what does this have to do with the airstrip?”

“I also read an even more explosive piece of unofficial history. It is said that the First Emperor was a magnet, and Jing Ke’s sword happened to be made of magnets. When Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, he was about to succeed, but because of the principle of like poles repelling, Jing Ke The sword flew away.”

“I can testify, I was at the scene, I was the magnetIron sword. ”

“I am Jing Ke.”

“I am the pillar!”

“I am the First Emperor, and I have KFC on Thursday, so who can v me for 50?”

“It exploded, it exploded!”

Da Qin.

The First Emperor: “…”

Is he a magnet and people of the same sex repel people?

After working on it for a long time, I finally made the wrong payment.

When he was just excited, he thought it was all true.

This gave him a thrill.

But as soon as the magnet man came out, he understood.

Like Lu Bu, Zhou Yu, and Li Er, he was all teased by wild historians.

Xuchang.

Cao Cao was holding a bronze wine glass in his hand, and he sighed: “Not only Lu Bu, but also Zhou Yu were brutally attacked, and even the First Emperor was not spared.”

“These unofficial historians are really crazy!”

“Fortunately, Mr. Cao has a good reputation and escaped the disaster, otherwise he would have been completely embarrassed.”

Cao Cao took a sip of the sour wine and sighed.

[According to unofficial records, experts from later generations dug up Cao Cao’s tomb and found two bones in the coffin, one big and one small. 】

[Thus, experts boldly inferred that the adult’s bones were that of Cao Cao, and that the child’s bones were those of Cao Cao when he was a child. 】

Xuchang.

After Cao Cao drank the wine, he nodded and said, “Nothing wrong. Who else could the bones in the coffin be?”

But as soon as he said these words, Cao Cao felt something was wrong.

“Huh? The adult’s body is Cao Cao, and the child’s body is Cao Cao’s childhood?”

Great Cao Cao?

Little Cao Cao?

Why don’t you play Cao Cao as a teenager?

Cao Cao suddenly sat up straight, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

On the side, Xu Chu couldn’t help laughing.

“My lord, I’m sorry, I’m a professional, it’s really the big Cao Cao, the little Cao Cao is so funny.”

“This expert’s guess is indeed very bold.”

[According to unofficial records, Xu Chu caught a tiger by chance and did something worse than an animal to the tiger on a whim. From then on, Xu Chu had no interest in people and would not be interested in anything other than tigers, so he was also known as the Tiger Maniac! 】

ah?

Xu Chu stopped laughing all of a sudden.

His eyes widened with disbelief on his face.

He Xu Chu did something worse than a beast to a tiger, and he was obsessed with it. He couldn’t do anything except a tiger, so he got the nickname Tiger Crazy!

“Spewing at others, spitting at others!!!”

Xu Chu was about to vomit blood.

He is even more outrageous than Lu Bu being a woman, Guan Yu Wen Jiu Kou Hua Xiong, or Li Er eating his father’s milk.

He has risen directly to the level of a tiger, and he is not as good as a tiger.

If word spreads about this, how will people in the world think of him?

Cao Cao gloated, “You idiot, why don’t you laugh?”

“Smile!”

“I didn’t expect that you wouldn’t even let the tiger go…”