I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Xuchang.

Xu Chu almost vomited blood when he heard this.

What do you mean he won’t even let go of a tiger? He must be a tiger… Although Xu Chu is a little ugly, he wouldn’t do such a cruel thing.

“My lord, this is the nonsense of those bastards in future generations!”

“You can’t believe it!”

Xu Chu’s face was full of grief and anger.

This stigma is so miserable for him.

But Cao Cao didn’t take it seriously at all. He waved his hand and said: “It’s okay. Human life is too short. Some strange hobbies are quite normal.”

“As long as you don’t like Gu’s butt, tiger’s butt, dog’s butt, it doesn’t matter.”

Xu Chu: “…”

Seeing Cao Cao’s casual appearance, he immediately shut himself up.

But since Cao Cao was his lord, Xu Chu dared not speak out in anger.

All the generals laughed out loud when they saw this. The one who made the most explosive comments about unofficial history was undoubtedly Xu Chu!

The nickname “Tiger Crazy” is too wild.

[According to unofficial records, Zhao Zilong is actually a girl like Lu Bu. The reason why Liu Bei has always been obsessed with Zhao Yun is because he and Zhao Yun got by with Gongsun Zan, so he has never forgotten him. 】

[Not only that, Zhao Yun also gave birth to a son for Liu Bei, named Liu Chan. 】

[Because of this, Liu Chan and Mrs. Gan were arrested by Cao Cao. Zhao Zilong did not hesitate to save Liu Chan among thousands of people, because Liu Chan was her son. 】

Mrs. Gan: “???”

Liu Chan is Zhao Zilong’s son, what about her?

Is she air? Or a witness?

Gongsun Zan was even more furious.

“@Liubei, I regard you as my brother, but you are living with my subordinates under my nose?”

[Zhao Zilong led Liu Chan to charge at Changban Slope and successfully activated Cao Cao’s wife attribute, so Cao Cao ordered to capture Zhao Zilong alive. The purpose was to play with the wife Zhao Zilong. 】

[However, Zhao Zilong’s force value was too high, so he killed one with seven in and seven out. Boss Cao’s plan failed. 】

ah?

Liu Bei was immediately stunned.

His Zilong is a woman, and he and Zilong gave birth to Liu Chan?

Damn it!

Your wild history is a bit wild!

The corners of Liu Bei’s mouth twitched.

And the first glance between him and Zhao Zilong was just a glance.

What a ridiculous night!

“Which bastard wrote this wild history? Stand up for me!”

Liu Bei was instantly furious.

Liu Chan was also confused.

Zhao Zilong is actually his… mother?

He asked why Zhao Zilong wanted to save him even among thousands of troops!

You know, even Liu Bei, this scumbag father, abandoned him!

Zhao Zilong saved him alone!

This is the power of maternal love!

Zhao Zilong was immediately stunned.

He pointed a gentian gun straight into the sky and said angrily, “Who wrote this unofficial history? Come forward and stand up!”

What a bully!

But it happened to be very reasonable.

Cao Cao also has a black line.

Zhao Zilong is actually a girl, and then he took Liu Chan to successfully activate Cao Cao’s wife attributes.

That’s why he ordered that they must be captured alive, and then let Zhao Zilong go in and out seven times.

He, Cao Cao, clearly admired Zhao Zilong’s loyalty and force, and was moved by his love for talent!

What attributes of a wife!

Cao Cao has a black line on his head.

If he had known earlier, he should have ordered Zhao Zilong to be pierced through his heart with thousands of arrows, to prevent him from being blamed for this.

[Second, there are unofficial historical records that Zhao Yun entered and exited Cao Cao’s army seven times at Changbanpo, not that he entered and exited seven times in the army. 】

“wipe!”

Cao Cao suddenly lost his composure and slapped his hand on the table, making a loud sound.

“Nonsense, simply nonsense, what does this seven-in-seven-out mean?”

Cao Cao’s mentality collapsed.

Although Cao Cao likes wives, he definitely does not have such strong tastes.

Xu Chu on the side laughed immediately when he saw this.

“I, Xu Chu, testify that this is not an unofficial history. I was right next to the master at the time, and I witnessed it with my own eyes!”

Zhao Zilong: “…”

[3. According to unofficial records, Zhao Yun died of cholecystitis. Originally, cholecystitis was not a fatal disease, but Zhao Zilong was covered in gallbladder, so he was in pain to death. 】

[Four, according to unofficial records, King Gou Jian of Yue once tied up Zhao Yun, hung him on the beam of the house, and licked him every day, so he had to eat his courage by sleeping on his salary! 】

[As we all know, there were no pictures in ancient times, let alone p-pictures, so there are pictures and the truth. (Hold up Zhao Yun manually, Gou Jian comes to lick JPG)]

Zhao Yun: “???”

Gou Jian: “???”

Zhao Yun’s face turned pale and his expression changed.

There must be no end to this unruly story, so I caught him specifically to pluck him out.

What a cholecystitis.

What a brave person.

Everyone laughed when they saw this.

“Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard. Zhao Zilong is a woman and she gave birth to Liu Chan with Liu Bei.”

“Zhao Zilong is not in the armySeven in and seven out, where are they? ”

“Zilong is full of courage. Cholecystitis is really fatal. There is nothing wrong with Ye Shi!”

“During the Warring States Period and Zhao Zilong’s Eastern Han Dynasty, Gou Jian lay down on a firewood and tasted gallbladder. Was it actually Zhao Yun who tasted it?”

“Regardless of whether it’s true or not, just say it’s wild or not!”

“Ahem, cough, cough, Zilong is full of courage. I’m curious where Gou Jian licked Zhao Yun.”

“There’s something wrong with you, kid. There’s something 100% wrong. (Manual funny)”

Gou Jian: “???”

This, this, this…

Even he had to say it.

Too wild.

Zhao Zilong even became autistic.

From now on, he could no longer look directly at Zilong.

If anyone says that he is brave again in the future, he must let him taste the gentian gun in his hand!

Seeing this, Lu Bu suddenly became much calmer.

It turns out that he is not the worst.

Xu Chu and Zhao Yun were even worse!

What a brave man!

What a cholecystitis!

[4. According to unofficial records, Du Fu has always been secretly in love with Li Bai, but he has always been unable to love him. 】

[Du Fu dreamed of Li Bai several times in his dreams, and there are poems to prove it! 】

“Hahaha, Du Fu has a crush on Li Bai, I burst out laughing.”

“Nothing wrong, Du Fu wrote several poems about Li Bai’s dream, and there are poems to prove it!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Bai was confused.

His heart suddenly became very confused.

He didn’t expect that Du Fu had been secretly in love with him…

He has always regarded Du Fu as a brother.

Li Bai: “@ Du Fu, brother Zimei, I have always regarded you as my best confidant and brother. What should you do to me as a brother?”

Du Fu was immediately stunned.

He did dream about Li Bai and wrote several poems dreaming about Li Bai.

But in the poems, it is all normal brotherly love!

But looking at Li Bai’s words, it seems… there’s something going on?

[Fifth, Su Shi actually had an affair with Zhang Huaimin, which is why Su Shi climbed into Zhang Huaimin’s room in the middle of the night. 】

[There is a poem to prove it, “Night Tour of Chengtian Temple”! 】

“Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?”

“I felt something was wrong at the beginning. This guy Su Shi crawled into Zhang Huaimin’s room in the middle of the night. He must have some evil intentions and dare to have an affair with the two of them.”

“I have read this poem, and there is something wrong with the line “Huai Min also did not go to bed”. This poem is indeed ironclad proof.

Su Shi:”???”

Su Shi felt like vomiting blood.

He did write the song “Remembering a Night Tour of Chengtian Temple”, but it was a reflection of Zhang Huaimin’s feelings.

How come it became the so-called affair between him and Zhang Huaimin…

at the same time.

Beijing.

Su Che’s heart… was broken.

[6. According to unofficial records, Zhu Yuanzhang had a shoehorned face, and his chin could burst his chest! 】

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang, who was about to destroy the ancestors of the Qing Dynasty, was stunned.

The next second.

He was instantly furious.

“Let’s play!”

“Which bastard wrote this? Back then, our old Zhu was also a well-known handsome young man in eight villages across the country. How could he be so stupid?”

“This wild history is too outrageous!”

Zhu Yuanzhang said angrily.

But after getting angry, Zhu Yuanzhang also calmed down again.

“According to how outrageous these unofficial stories are, we don’t need to be angry. After all, they are false.”

“Maybe some bastard made it up on a whim.”

Zhu Yuanzhang said minding his own business.

But at this time, a barrage appeared.

“Hahaha, what a shoehorned face.”

“This is not unofficial history, this is official historical records.”

“The historians of the Qing Dynasty were too cruel. No matter what they did, they couldn’t write that Lao Zhu had a shoehorned face.”

“Which brother wants to post a picture? I want to laugh when I hear this shoehorned face.”

As he spoke in the comment section, a picture was loaded.

Suddenly, a picture of Zhu Yuanzhang with a shoehorned face appeared on the paper.