I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

“Washing three…”

He remembered that not long ago, this was indeed the case!

“But this is the Claw of Lushan?” Li Longji looked confused.

If Gao Yang remembered correctly.

At that time, An Lushan was 48 years old and Yang Yuhuan was only 32 years old.

The so-called bathing is actually a custom, that is, on the third day after An Lushan became Yang Yuhuan’s godson, Concubine Yang would personally bathe the “godson”!

Sixteen palace maids wrapped the big fat pig into a baby, wrapped it in brocade quilts into swaddling clothes, and carried it into the bathtub.

Can I take a shower and do it with my clothes on?

Now that I’m pretending to be a baby, can the baby still wear clothes?

Even if you wear it, you can only wear one piece at most!

The smoky bathtub, the warm water and Yang Yuhuan’s cold hands caressing the skin…

There is no ambiguity between these two people, Gao Yang really doesn’t believe it.

But this is not what shocked Gao Yang the most. What shocked Gao Yang the most was…

After Li Longji learned about this, he came that night.

Not only did he not get angry, but he laughed and rewarded sixteen maids.

It’s so outrageous to open the door for me, it’s so outrageous!

Gao Yang didn’t know whether Li Longji was too confident in himself or just too arrogant.

As for the so-called Lushan Claw, it is even more unfair.

This is not some unofficial history, but official history!

According to legend, when An Lushan was playing games with Concubine Yang in the harem, he accidentally left a bruise on Concubine Yang’s chest.

We don’t know what kind of game these two played, but in short, Concubine Yang’s breasts were left with traces.

It would be terrible if Li Longji knew this.

So Yang Guifei had an idea, and Dudou came into being.

Even later, it once led the trend of Datang.

But the source of this story is that Concubine Yang was afraid that Li Longji would see the marks on her breasts.

Hence the bellyband.

And this is also the famous Lushan Claw in later generations. Actually, let’s be more specific.

This is called the Claw of An Lushan.

Not only that, An Lushan could also spend the night in Concubine Yang’s palace!

This is the original story from the history books!

Gao Yang was talking to himself, and also told the custom of washing three things and the origin of the claws of Anlu Mountain.

Easy to understand, simple and crude!

And he did not forget to complain at the end, “I don’t know where Li Longji got his confidence. Although An Lushan is a fat man weighing 300 pounds, he is a bastard!”

“But you are an old man who is thirty-four years older than Yang Yuhuan. How do you get your confidence?”

“Wu Zetian has a good reputation, why doesn’t Yang Yuhuan have some ambiguity with An Lushan?”

Almost instantly.

Li Longji’s face turned green.

The last sentence is a blast!

He has always been very confident in himself, although he does love An Lushan very much.

But in the final analysis, whether it was An Lushan dancing to please his Hu Xuanwu or playing a clown to make them happy.

In his heart, An Lushan is just his dog.

He never thought that An Lushan would dare to seduce Yang Yuhuan…

But Gao Yang gave him a critical blow.

An Lushan is indeed a fat man weighing more than 300 pounds, but he, Li Longji, is also old.

He was already dead.

Li Longji looked at Yang Yuhuan, and what caught his eye was Yang Yuhuan’s breasts tightly wrapped by a red bellyband.

What a bellyband!

He said why did Yang Yuhuan suddenly develop a bellyband?

This is how courage comes from!

“My beloved, what game are you and Lu Qiu’er playing? How about letting me play it too?”

Li Longji gritted his teeth and said.

Yang Yuhuan felt like he was hit hard instantly.

“…”

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Di listened to Gao Yang’s voice and couldn’t help but nodded in agreement.

“As expected of an immortal, the last sentence is truly explosive!”

“Although An Lushan is a fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms, he is still slightly better than Li Longji, who is 34 years old than Yang Yuhuan!”

“Li Longji deserves it. If he hadn’t snatched his son’s wife, how could Yang Yuhuan have hooked up with An Lushan?”

“According to the military discipline of the Tang Dynasty, An Lushan had been chopped down with a sword long ago!”

“The Tang Dynasty will not collapse due to the Anshi Rebellion!”

The more Zhu Di thought about it, the more it made sense.

When Zhu Yuanzhang saw this, his expression became solemn.

“We want to add an ancestral precept.”

“Our descendants must never usurp our own daughter-in-law!”

Zhu Yuanzhang looked murderous!

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin’s heart felt blocked.

He never expected that he would occupy the Yang family on a whim and set such an example for future generations!

If he had known that the consequences would be so serious, he would have chopped himself into pieces with a knife.

He wouldn’t even touch Yang’s finger!

Shouldn’t I regret it at the beginning?

Big man.

Liu Che breathed a sigh of relief.

“Fortunately, the immortal crossed the line and looked away.Frequency, I only talked about chaos, not dirty men! ”

“Otherwise, I won’t be able to see anyone!”

Liu Che looked happy.

Even he had to say it.

Datang is so explosive!

Whether it is Li Er, Li Shimin, Wu Meiniang, Li Longji, Yang Yuhuan, or An Lushan.

Too explosive.

“Even if you can play, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty can play!”

On the side, Wei Qing couldn’t help but said, “Your Majesty, I just looked at the comment section and it seems, maybe, it seems…”

“No need to say more, I won’t know if you don’t listen.” Liu Che said first.

The title of dirty guy.

Even though Gao Yang didn’t say it, he knew something about it.

After all, it has become common practice for the big man now to be good at Long Yang!

There are even rumors among the people that when he promoted Wei Qing in this way, Wei Qing took the “back door”.

at the same time.

Gao Yang’s fingers also suddenly stopped.

All I saw was the huge sky.

A new video title appeared in front of everyone.

[What if the Chinese ancestors reorganized the World Cup football team! 】

A line of gold-plated characters appeared above the sky, and then below it.

One after another, majestic and domineering imperial figures appeared, arranged in sequence!

Soon, the video plays.

A WeChat group chat called Save the National Football Team appeared on the screen.

Next, there is a link.

“2022 Qatar World Cup qualifying countries list!”

“Then, the names of Brazil, France, Portugal and other countries appeared on the screen.”

Da Qin.

“Qatar World Cup?”

“football?”

The First Emperor was confused.

These two new terms were a bit unfamiliar to him.

But soon, explanations about football and the World Cup appeared at the bottom of the screen.

It also emphasizes that China is the origin of football!

Then, the First Emperor carefully scanned the list of qualifiers for the 2022 Qatar Football World Cup.

But soon, he sat up straight and discovered something in horror.

Among the countries qualifying for the 2022 Qatar Football World Cup, there is no China!

“We, China, the origin of football, can’t even make it to the World Cup?”

“What does this mean for me?”