I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Above the sky.

A close-up picture comes into view.

This is a list of the national football team’s World Cup results over the years.

[The national football team did not participate in the 1934, 1938, 1950, and 1954 World Cups. 】

[1958 World Cup, eliminated in the qualifiers! 】

[In 1962, 1966, 1970, 1974 and 1978 World Cup, the national football team did not participate. 】

[In 1982, 1986, 1990, 1994, and 1998 World Cup, the national football team was eliminated in the qualifiers. 】

[In the 2002 World Cup, the group failed to qualify. 】

[In 2006, 2010, 2014, and 2018, the qualifiers were eliminated. 】

When this news about the national football team’s World Cup results over the years came out, countless people went crazy.

The National Football World Cup is an international event with as much influence as the Olympic Games, but the results for China were so miserable!

It’s been held every four years, almost a century ago, but the national football team has never even made it to the semi-finals, let alone the World Cup finals!

Not to mention the semi-finals, the best result was the participation and qualification for the 2002 World Cup in South Korea and Japan.

But the group stage results in this World Cup were also extremely miserable. China faced Costa Rica and was defeated 2:0!

China vs. Brazil, 4:0!

China vs. Türkiye, 3:0!

In three games combined, not a single goal was scored.

All blocked!

Combined with the results of other previous World Cups, all the emperors and famous generals of the past just feel a little embarrassed on their faces.

Shameful.

It’s really embarrassing!

In China, the birthplace of football, it turns out that even getting tickets for the finals, let alone the finals, is difficult!

No wonder the First Emperor was so angry!

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao’s face was gloomy. He couldn’t help but slap the table and said angrily, “What happened to future generations? How come they can’t even make it to the World Cup!”

“We, China, don’t say we win the championship every year, but at least we have to reach the finals!”

Cao Cao couldn’t hold himself any longer.

When he was in the Eastern Han Dynasty, he was beating the foreigners around him as if he were his son!

As a result, the national football team of later generations was beaten like a son!

Especially when the cyclorama video is playing, some live scenes also appear.

There are huge crowds of people with different skin colors!

As a result, there is no China in such top-level competitions!

How frustrating this is!

Song Dynasty.

Song Huizong Zhao Ji was a little surprised.

“What?”

“Is it difficult for China to even enter this Football World Cup?”

He was shocked and looked aside.

There, a handsome, tall man looked at the sky in disbelief.

He couldn’t hold himself any longer.

“Isn’t this just Cuju? This thing… I, the descendants of China, can’t make it to the World Cup?”

“How?”

Gao Qiu felt ridiculous!

What he is best at in his life is Cuju. It is no exaggeration to say that he is very confident in his high-level skills.

Cuju with one hand changes like a swimming dragon under his feet.

It was precisely because of his confidence in himself that Gao Qiu couldn’t believe it.

Is this thing… so difficult?

It’s okay if you can’t get in one year, but then you can’t get in every year?

According to the information previously displayed on the sky screen, Gao Qiu knew that the population in later generations had greatly expanded, even reaching a terrifying 1.4 billion people!

How could there be no one in China with 1.4 billion people who can play football!

But how come this result is uglier than shit? !

Gao Qiu found it difficult to understand.

At the same time, a picture emerged.

The huge venue was packed with people, and huge noises broke through the sky.

In many places in the auditorium, there is a sea of ​​red.

As the national football team suffered another disastrous defeat.

The camera turned, and a beautiful reporter appeared on the screen, with a large number of Chinese fans standing beside her.

The female reporter said to the camera.

“I’m now on the outside of the stadium. Now I’m waiting for the national football team to come out, and there are so many Chinese fans behind me.”

“The national football match is over. Although there is no result that satisfies everyone, outside the stadium, 41,000 fans are still accompanying the national football team until the last second!”

“I think the fans at the scene should have something to say!”

With that said, the female reporter handed over the microphone in her hand.

A middle-aged man appeared in the camera. The middle-aged man wore glasses and a red team uniform.

He pointed at the venue, and his angry voice almost echoed throughout the sky.

“Are you worthy of us?”

“Zinima!”

“Money back!!!”

As soon as this angry voice came out, the female reporter’s face turned green.

She quickly moved the microphone awayside.

But the fans’ reporters resounded throughout the sky.

“disappointment!”

“Too disappointed!”

“Money back!”

“Rubbish!”

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Liu Bei looked at the sky and couldn’t help but said, “It seems that our Chinese fans are heartbroken!”

“But thinking about it, this kind of achievement makes me feel heartache even after time and space, let alone the fans who supported it at the scene.”

“Especially these fans who are spitting out sweet things and shouting for refunds, I’m afraid their hearts are going cold!”

Zhang Fei nodded and said, “My fans are so disappointed, which shows the performance of the national football team in recent years.”

Big man.

Liu Che’s face didn’t look good either.

This live scene almost explains everything.

This is really because this result is too eye-catching, just like the previous Olympic Games video, although Liu Changchun’s one was very miserable.

But later in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, a shocking reversal also occurred.

As a result, in this Football World Cup, why did the men’s football team perform so stably?

But seeing this, Liu Che’s doubts were completely answered.

This video of Tianmu is because the National Football World Cup was so miserable, so this video was born.

If future generations can’t, then let’s look for ways to save the national football team from their predecessors, and look for the possibility of reaching the World Cup or even winning the championship!

It looks like a sandbox video, but behind the scenes it’s so heartbreaking!

At this time.

The screen appears.

The picture of Ying Zheng, whose prefix is ​​the First Emperor, still flashes in the group chat, and he sends a voice message to the group!

“Stop diving and talk freely about how to save the national football team.”

As the voice played, this majestic and stern voice resounded throughout the sky.

Da Qin.

Although the First Emperor was angry, he also found the way the video was produced to be interesting.

“I’m also curious. How can we save the national football team from such poor performance?”

On the sky.

Accompanied by the First Emperor’s voice.

A group of avatars flashed.

Then the voice echoed through the sky.

Lao Ai: “It doesn’t matter, I know how to take action. I have a huge hand and can defend myself with my crotch. I have a natural advantage in goalkeeping!”

The next second.

[Lao Ai was removed from the group chat by the First Emperor! 】

Liu Bei (with sunglasses on his eyes): “If you want to play well in the national football team, good sneakers are indispensable. Liu Bei is not good at it, he is best at straw sandals. I suggest that the logistics of the national football team adopt my Liu brand straw sandals!”

“As the saying goes, putting on straw sandals feels like flying!”

As he spoke, a picture of a pair of straw sandals appeared in the sky.

[It is prohibited to advertise and sell goods. 】

[Liu Bei was removed from the group chat by the First Emperor. 】

Eastern Han Dynasty.

When Liu Bei saw this scene, he couldn’t help but speak out.

“What words, what words?”

“Does this remove me from the group chat?”

“Didn’t I get to the root of the problem?”

“As the saying goes, if the national football team cannot qualify, sneakers are the key. I, Liu Bei, sold straw sandals back then, with a radius of dozens of miles. Who wouldn’t say hello when I saw him?”

Liu Bei suddenly felt extremely hurt.

Moreover, he remembered the last sentence in the marquee video.

“Put on the straw sandals and feel like flying!”

If he and Liu Bei are unable to compete for hegemony in the Eastern Han Dynasty and return to their old business one day, then if this sentence is used as a sign, Liu’s straw sandals will definitely sell well!