I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Buzz!

The sound and words accompanying the sky curtain only last for a moment.

All the emperors raised their heads and looked at the sky in horror.

Even if you look at the entire imperial world, this is quite explosive.

They even doubted their own ears.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor raised his eyes to look at the sky. His mouth formed an “O” shape, although his face did not show much emotion.

But deep down in his heart, there was already a huge storm!

“Li Si? Did I hear wrongly?”

“What the hell?”

“You eat my shit, and I eat your shit, so you can walk out and live?”

The corners of the Emperor’s mouth twitched, and his scalp felt numb.

Is there such an operation?

Li Si was also stunned.

An extremely complex expression.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he didn’t know how.

“Explode!”

“It’s so explosive!”

Li Si held it in for a long time, and finally slowly spit out this sentence from his mouth.

Tang Dynasty.

puff!

The beef that Li Er hadn’t finished chewing spit out in one mouthful.

His expression was stunned for a moment.

Then, he couldn’t help but said, “Oh heaven, earth, why do you let me see this clip!”

“I just want to have a good meal, why is it so difficult, why is it so difficult!”

Li Er looked up to the sky and roared angrily.

Too cruel.

You eat my shit, I eat your shit, and in this way, we can walk out of the desert together.

And the most classic thing is, if a woman doesn’t worry, you can’t eat my shit and then stop pooping.

The man said bluntly again, if I don’t poop after eating, then what will I eat next…

It makes so much sense!

The corners of Li Er’s mouth twitched.

Cheng Yaojin thought for a while and then said, “Your Majesty, why do you still think it makes sense?”

“With this cycle, it seems that we no longer have to worry about food. Of course, if one party secretly eats and then doesn’t poop, it’s hard to say.”

Li Er looked at the beef in front of him, and then at Cheng Yaojin who had a serious face. At this moment, he wanted to kill someone.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao was numb.

He had just spoken arrogantly, but he didn’t expect Tianmu to come out with a cruel hand.

“I have to say, this is indeed more explosive than the last one who killed my father!”

Cao Cao commented with a complicated expression.

On the side, Xu Chu also nodded at the same time.

“My lord, the Internet articles in this generation are indeed explosive, but I don’t know if I am a pervert, but I think it is quite exciting and I really want to see the follow-up…”

When Cao Cao heard this, he suddenly looked over.

“What?”

“You want to see this too? You’re really hungry!”

Cao Cao said.

On the side, Xun Yu and Jia Xu spoke one after another, “My lord, I have to say that we also really want to see the follow-up, and we don’t know if this method is feasible.”

Jia Xu said with a serious face, “From the perspective of the sky curtain method, I feel that this idea is somewhat feasible.”

Ming dynasty.

The corners of Zhu Yuanzhang’s mouth twitched.

Explode!

It’s so explosive!

He, Zhu Yuanzhang, was wrong, how could he question Tianmu.

This is obviously not the most explosive, only more explosive!

Back then, when Zhu Yuanzhang was begging all the way with a broken bowl, he never thought of this method.

Some people who were in a famine were inexplicably lost in thought.

The sound of the sky curtain continued to be heard.

[When the woman heard this, a smile appeared on her face, and then she whispered, “Then I will try my best to give you more.”]

[After saying that, she turned away embarrassedly. 】

[The man was stunned for a moment, looking at the woman’s petite back, he couldn’t help but laugh lightly, “Fool, how could I be willing to let you pull so much.”]

[The woman covered her face, very shy, “Oh! There are not many! Humph!”]

[The man burst out laughing, “Hahaha, what a fool. I’ll let you taste the chive flavor later.”]

At this moment, there was silence under the sky.

All major dynasties were extremely quiet.

“Is there any follow-up to this?”

“Chive flavor?”

Da Qin.

The corners of the Emperor’s mouth twitched.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei covered his face and was moved for a while, “He is really. I cried to death. It’s already this time and I still can’t bear to pull her out more.”

“True love, absolutely true love!”

Guan Yu looked at Zhang Fei, and he immediately looked left and right.

“Second brother, what are you looking for?”

Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu’s movements and couldn’t help but panic.

“Where is the certain Qinglong Yanyue Sword?”

Guan Yu’s gaze swept across.

Zhang Fei panicked instantly, “Second brother, misunderstanding, this is definitely a misunderstanding!”

“I was wrong!”

Zhang Fei’s voice sounded panicked.

At this moment, everyone was silent.

Unexpectedly, it was Wang Bang who had already done it before.

withoutCome to think of it, the follow-up will be even more outrageous!

Cao Xueqin, Shi Naian and others were even more stunned.

“The literature of later generations was so… so explosive?”

Cao Xue couldn’t believe it.

Not only is the front shocking, the follow-up is also explosive.

The curtain continued to ring.

[Take stock of the explosive fragments written in online novels, number four! 】

[My father is a Qinglong, and my mother is also a Qinglong! 】

【But I am a maggot. 】

[Put it on the ground and it will squirm, dark and crawling maggots! 】

[The day I was born, my father was silent, my mother was silent, and the whole world was silent. 】

Ming dynasty.

Inside Yingtian Mansion.

Zhu Di was confused, “This is wrong. Her father is a Qinglong, and her mother is also a Qinglong, but why is she a maggot?”

“there is only one truth!”

Zhu Di’s eyes flashed as if he had solved the case.

“Her father is so miserable.”

Zhu Di sighed with emotion.

Cao Cao also smiled and said, “When she is born, the entire dragon clan will become a laughing stock, and her mother may even get beaten!”

Xu Chu shook his head and said seriously, “My lord, what you said is ridiculous. Everyone’s physique is different, let alone dragons!”

[Take stock of the explosive fragments written in online novels, number five! 】

[I am an outcast from my family. I was kicked out by my family. 】

[They insulted me, cursed me, beat me, and even drove me to the street, making me beg and live without dignity! 】

【I want revenge! 】

“Again?”

“How do you sever the relationship between father and son? It’s obvious that he was kicked out!”

Zhu Yuanzhang, who learned from every experience and gained wisdom, was the first to say.

There was a sneer in his eyes.

at the same time.

From all major dynasties, some of the abandoned sons of the family who had been kicked out of their families and whose lives were extremely miserable all raised their eyes.

These paragraphs have a strong sense of empathy.

Why aren’t they like this?

Because of his low status, he was ruthlessly kicked out of the family. He had no food to eat, no warmth to wear, and even no clothes to cover his body. He lived without dignity.

But getting revenge is not easy!

They are unarmed and helpless, so how can they take revenge?

They desperately hope Tianmu can give a reliable answer.

Some family heads were full of disdain, “This is a common thing for wealthy families. How can we take revenge?”

“Are you going to sever the relationship between father and son again? Are you hiring someone else to kill your father?”

But what they didn’t know was that the canopy this time was very reliable.