I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

[Once, the emperor went out of the palace to tour the south! 】

【I found a way to take revenge! 】

[I used all the money to buy a knife! 】

[Then, under the guard of three thousand guards, I jumped out of the crowd and shouted loudly, “Emperor Dog, you stupid king, today my xxx family will destroy you and build a new army!”]

[Then, I was pierced by thousands of arrows, but my family was also killed by nine tribes. Not even a dog was left, and the egg yolks were all crushed. 】

[After all, assassinating the emperor is the most serious crime in the dynasty, and the nine tribes will be killed on the basis of the crime. 】

As soon as these words came out.

Countless children who were expelled from their families all had their eyes lit up.

I dare to take down the nine tribes even if I am willing to be killed!

Leave no chickens or dogs behind!

This is a good idea!

The corners of the mouths of all the emperors twitched.

“This fifth clip is not only explosive, but also very reasonable!”

“Assassination is equivalent to treason. This must be a thorough investigation and the execution of the nine clans. As for you saying that this child was expelled from the family, it has nothing to do with it? But how do I know if you expelled him intentionally? ”

“kill!”

“Kill them all!”

The corners of the First Emperor’s mouth twitched.

Li Shimin’s mouth twitched.

Zhu Yuanzhang’s mouth twitched.

The author of this later generation of online articles not only had an explosive mind, but also had a very good understanding of the emperor.

“Fuck!”

“Recall the expelled family members quickly and serve them with delicious food and drinks!”

The heads of some big families were instantly panicked.

If you really feel so cruel that you are willing to cut yourself off, then the nine clans will really be happy.

In comparison, it doesn’t cost much to keep it!

[Looking at the explosive fragments written in online novels, number six is ​​burial literature! 】

[Chapter 26: If she cannot be cured, the whole hospital will be buried with her! 】

[Chapter 27: If you hurt her, you will be buried with all nine clans]

[Chapter 28: Betray me and the whole family will be buried with you! 】

[Chapter 29, You cannot be buried with others]

[Chapter 30, I want the entire Su family to be buried with him]

[Chapter 31, No one can let her be buried with her]

[Chapter 32, If she doesn’t admit her mistake, you will be buried with her]

[Chapter 33, I want your whole family to be buried with you]

[Chapter 34, I want all men to be buried with me]

[Chapter 35, Dr. Wen must be buried with him]

[Chapter 36, let your brother be buried with him]

[Chapter 37, let your parents be buried with you]

[Chapter 38: Tired, let the whole world be buried with you]

As soon as this catalog comes out.

All the emperors were stunned.

The First Emperor had a complicated expression and commented, “It’s true burial literature!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin’s lips twitched, “Although I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I am far from being as domineering as him. I am too cruel and will be buried with the world!”

“Across the sky, a feeling of domineering came over me!”

[Take stock of the explosive fragments written in online novels, number seven! 】

[Outside the delivery room, Ye Fan was pacing anxiously outside]

[“Su Rou, I hope you and your child are safe.”]

【Wow! A cry came from outside the delivery room. 】

[The nurse brought the child and said, “Congratulations, Mr. Ye, Madam has given birth to a boy!”]

[Ye Fan’s face was filled with ecstasy and he couldn’t help but ask, “How is Madam?”]

[The nurse quickly replied, “Madam is still alive!”]

Da Qin.

The First Emperor smiled.

“Yes, it looks like they are twins. It would be great if they were a boy and a girl!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er also smiled.

“How can this explode after giving birth?”

“It’s rare for Tianmu to be a human being, so it’s good to have a baby!”

On the side, Empress Changsun was even more overflowing with motherly love, “It’s not easy for a woman to give birth to a child.”

“This man looks like a good man.”

In ancient times, giving birth to a child was like an escape from death. Therefore, both men and women looked at the sky with smiles on their faces.

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang breathed a complete sigh of relief.

“We can finally breathe a sigh of relief!”

At this time, the sound and subtitles of the marquee continued to be heard.

[After a while, the nurse came out again, “Madam has given birth again, it’s a girl!”]

“Oh? Twins!”

“congratulations!”

Some emperors couldn’t help but say.

Twins, twins, a dream for so many people!

[Ye Fan smiled from ear to ear, “How is Madam?”]

[“Madam is still alive!” the nurse replied. 】

[Ye Fan was stunned, “Triples?”]

All the emperors were also stunned.

Triplets?

But the expressions of the First Emperor and Li Er quietly changed.

“I, suddenly I feel something bad!”

Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Tian Khan, and General Tian Ce Li Shimin said with solemn expressions.

Then, a series of sounds sounded from the sky.

【”Madam has given birth again!”】

【“The lady is giving birth again! ”]

【”Madam is giving birth again!”】

[Su Rou has been giving birth to babies, at an average rate of two thousand babies per minute. In the past twelve hours, Su Rou has given birth to 1.44 million babies, and there is no sign of stopping! 】

[Ye Fan gritted his teeth and thought to himself, even if he gives birth to 10 million children, he, Ye Fan, will still love him! 】

This moment.

All the emperors’ mouths twitched, and they had the intention to kill.

Big man.

Liu Che couldn’t help but said, “The most fertile old sow in my palace has to be defeated in front of this woman named Su Rou!”

“No!”

“It should be beyond reach!” Liu Che corrected.

“This is too exaggerated. In 12 hours, 1.44 million babies were born. Even 10,000 old hens can’t keep up with the speed of laying eggs!”

Liu Che said this.

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing agreed.

He, Huo Qubing, is known as the King of the Dark Night. He killed hundreds of thousands of Huns in five years, which is enough to be awesome.

The Huns worshiped him as a god!

But at this rate.

He would never be able to kill all the children Su Rou gave birth to in twelve hours!

On the grassland.

Yi Zhixie looked up to the sky and shouted, “Please God give me Su Rou. With Su Rou alone, what does the Han Empire have to fear?”

But King Xiutu said, “Chanyu, according to this method of living, all the grass on our grassland will be eaten up.”

“The Ye Fan in this online article is so good that he can feed ten million children!”

Yi Zhixie nodded upon seeing this.

There was a bitterness on his face.

At Su Rou’s rate, even if he was born for only twelve hours, Yi Zhixie wouldn’t be able to bear it.

“Hey, let’s go to the West and be the whip of God!”

Yi Zhixie led a group of Huns on the road to the west.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor’s expression twitched.

His face was almost frozen!

Was this explosive internet article from later generations really written by humans?

How were these fragments conceived?

At this moment, the First Emperor was very worried about the mental state of his descendants.

These explosive scenes one after another are too cruel.

As soon as the literature about childbirth came out, everything fell into silence.

This is more explosive than any explosive clip!

Ming dynasty.

“We’re stupid!”

“We don’t believe it. Do you have a more explosive online clip? If you have the guts, come up with an even more explosive clip, and I, Lao Zhu, will obey you!”

Zhu Yuanzhang couldn’t help it and shouted to the sky angrily.

He, Lao Zhu, has never been dissatisfied with others in his life, and he really doesn’t believe it.

[Take stock of the explosive fragments written in online novels, the last one! 】

The sky was brewing, and a thick layer of dark clouds enveloped all the major dynasties…