I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Big man.

Buzz!

Sima Qian was stupid.

Facing castration, just laugh it off?

The students of later generations were so defiant. That was a palace punishment. A palace punishment. Who could laugh it off?

If you could just laugh it off, it would be incredible!

“Come on, come on, write about the student who laughed off the torture. Come on, come and experience the torture.”

Sima Qian’s mentality collapsed.

All the ancients laughed crazy when they saw this outrageous comment. This later generation of students was simply too strong.

Are you able to laugh off the torture?

This is definitely a ruthless person.

Tianmu continued.

[In addition to Sima Qian being castrated 330,000 times a year, Uncle Po also suffered greatly. 】

[Uncle Po was demoted no less than 100,000 times a year and became almost a universal plaster. He could even pull out Dongpo meat and take it out for a walk. 】

[Almost any composition topic can refer to Uncle Po being demoted, but he can still maintain an optimistic attitude, which perfectly fits the composition topic, and is extremely smooth, so he is deeply loved by later generations of students. 】

Song Dynasty.

Su Dongpo was also confused.

“What?”

“I’ve been demoted no less than a hundred thousand times? And I still have a good attitude?”

Su Dongpo had a strange expression on his face, and said in a state of confusion, “The key is, can I choose? If I can enjoy happiness, who wants to suffer? Isn’t there no way?”

“But luckily I have a brother.”

Thinking of his younger brother, Su Dongpo smiled happily.

An animation also appears on the sky screen.

Su Dongpo’s animated villain said angrily, “I am demoted every day. How can I be demoted even if I am mentioned in any essay question?”

“Can’t you write about my other shining points?”

Immediately afterwards, another general appeared in armor, his face flushed with anger.

His face turned red and he clenched the composition paper tightly with his hands.

On the side, the subtitles are also thoughtfully written, “The crotch soldier, Han Xin”!

The sky curtain sounded.

[When it comes to humiliation and a series of rising figures with positive energy, Han Xin, the crotch soldier fairy, takes the cake! 】

[According to statistics, the frequency of Han Xin’s appearance in college entrance examination essays is quite high! 】

[Drilling at least 100,000 crotches a year! 】

“What?”

Big man.

Han Xin couldn’t hold himself any longer.

Again?

You won’t write about Han Xin’s subsequent deeds.

He defeated six countries in a row and helped Liu Bang achieve a great cause. If we don’t write about such glorious deeds, why not write about the crotch?

He was also convinced!

Han Xin’s face twisted for a while, and his whole mentality collapsed.

If he had known that if he drilled his crotch once, he would be nagged like this by future generations, and he would never drill his crotch!

Even if he died, he would never do this.

Counting the previous inventory of Da Qin’s clothing, this diamond crotch has been whipped once, and now it has been tricked once again by this later generation of students!

This is considered a reputation that is in the pocket, and it is finished.

From now on, I’m afraid I’ll have a crotch warrior fairy on my forehead!

The animated villain on the marquee couldn’t stand it any longer and roared at the camera.

[You don’t even write about beating up the Six Kingdoms, but you like to write about me getting into my crotch? 】

【Seize the bamboo shoots! 】

Big man.

Liu Che couldn’t help but laugh and said, “This is really tragic. I got into my crotch once, and was nagged for thousands of years. I was also whipped to death by future generations of students who kept writing it into their college entrance examination essays as an example!”

“It’s so miserable! It’s so miserable!”

Wei Qing nodded, feeling the same.

He, Wei Qing, is also relatively calm. He follows Han Xin’s example and avoids trouble if he can, but from today, Wei Qing has an additional bottom line.

I would rather die than get into my pants.

All the famous names in this life are ruined!

In other dynasties, many ancient people couldn’t help laughing, “Sima Qian and Han Xin were both so miserable!”

“It will be a great loss to future generations of students!”

[Nine years, do you know how I got here in these nine years? 】

As the sky curtain sounded, a picture appeared.

A dilapidated thatched cottage appears in the center of the picture. In the sky, thunder snakes are swimming and strong winds are blowing.

Then, the roof of the dilapidated thatched cottage was blown away by the strong wind.

An anime villain looked at this scene with despair.

[The high autumn wind howls in August and rolls up the triple thatch on my house! 】

An anime character appeared around the sky, with tears in his eyes.

Subtitles: The representative of the cup, Du Fu!

He said with a face full of grief and anger, “Roll up my roof thirty thousand times and wander a hundred thousand miles in tears!”

“Can you give me a break?”

Tang Dynasty.

Du Fu stood in front of his thatched cottage, looking at the sky in confusion.

He couldn’t believe it.

He has been in such a miserable state, why will future generations of students still not let him go?

I have to write about flying off the roof thirty thousand times?

It is even more miserable to wander in tears.

“You’re not a human being!”

“You’re simply not a human being!”

Du Fu’s mentality immediately collapsed.

“If you want to write about it, why not write about Li Bai?Isn’t Li Bai good?”

On the other side, Li Bai looked up at the sky as if he had felt something.

A hearty laugh came from the sky.

[Hahaha, hahaha!!!]

[Let me go, kids, write me laughing up to the sky again, if you keep laughing like this, my chin will fall off!]

[Hahaha!]

A subtitle appeared on the side.

Laughing hermit, Li Bai!

Laughing up to the sky and going out, how can I be a weed man?

The barrage appeared in unison.

[I admit that I am guilty, laughing up to the sky and going out, how can I be a weed man, although I don’t understand what this weed man means, but it doesn’t affect my writing.]

[Li Bai’s chin is not only about to fall off, but the threshold is about to be trampled.]

Li Bai: “…”

“These students are indeed a bit perverted, laughing up to the sky and going out, what’s there to write about? ”

“Isn’t it great to ride the wind for 90,000 miles in one day?”

[Unlimited suicide, Overlord of Chu!]

[It’s fun to commit suicide for a while, and it’s fun to keep writing about suicide!]

[According to relevant statistics, Xiang Yu, who committed suicide infinitely, is even more popular than Sima Qian, the Grand Historian who must be in the imperial court every time he takes an exam. He committed suicide as many as 800,000 times in one year of the college entrance examination!]

[This is enough to show the status of Xiang Yu as a military general in the hearts of Chinese students!]

[But I must severely condemn it here. Overlord Xiang Yu is unique in the ages, but in the ranking, please don’t use offensive equipment such as endless red crosses, please use meat equipment such as ominous, meat Xiang Yu, sweeping the canyon!]

Xiang Yu: “? ? ? ”

Xiang Yu was stunned when he looked at the sky.

He was even more powerful than the Grand Historian Sima Qian. He committed suicide 800,000 times a year?

These students are simply inhuman. Why did they write about his suicide for no reason, and at such a high frequency?

But why should Xiang Yu wear a tank suit? He is so powerful, of course he should wear the ultimate attack suit with endless red crosses!

A real man never wears a tank suit!