I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Jingle Bell.

Just as he was looking at the photo sent by Brother Qi, Yang Mi called.

"Where are you? Have you left seclusion?"

"We're queuing up."

Xu Xin glanced at the passage.

It's okay, it's pretty fast, and there are three people in front of him.

So he lowered his voice:

"Have you read what happened to Lao Wang?"

Yang Mi's tone on the phone was so ordinary:

"Look, this is the number one trending topic. It's too late for you to eat melon."

"Well... I haven't contacted Lao Wang yet. Where is he?"

"It should be in Yanjing, right? When we had dinner together the day before yesterday, he had just returned from Chengdu and said he was going to the Maldives in the next two days. I guess he hasn't left yet."

"Okay. I'll enter the customs now. You can wait for me at home."

"Well, call me when you're almost there and I'll cook. Brother Hu is waiting for you."

Toot.

The phone hangs up.

Xu Xin sent a message in the group:

"I'm back. It's time to make a date, family."

Within ten seconds after this message was sent out, someone with the ID name "Xu Gou and I are inseparable" stood up:

"You still dare to go back to Yanjing? Wait, the villa under the moat has been renovated. I will take you home tonight!"

Xu Xin was frightened.

Fine.

You are right that you are fat.

He was too scared to reply.

…

The entire journey was silent.

After Cheng Hu sent Xu Xin to his door, he turned around and went to see Su Meng off.

Xu Xin didn't need them to carry the luggage. He carried it into the courtyard gate and heard the sound of cooking in the kitchen.

"Sister, I'm back."

"Um!"

There was a stir of cooking in the kitchen.

Yang Mi came out with a basin and handed it to her husband:

"Here, go take a shower."

"..."

Xu Xin lowered his head and glanced at the green dates in the stainless steel basin, then looked up at his wife who was looking at him with a smile and bared teeth...

"Pun?"

"Hey, what do you think? Our dad went fishing and our mom went to play mahjong."

She also forgot to mention that the children were all going to kindergarten.

So Xu Xin, who understood instantly, ran straight into the house with a basin in hand, and did not forget to turn around and say:

"I'm not too hungry now."

"I know. I'll stew the ribs first. You go ahead."

"Okay."

The tacit understanding between husband and wife allows each other to know what to do next.

Then……

Ho!

Clear and thin sun.

Yang Mi walked out of the bedroom carrying a black garbage bag, and quickly walked back carrying two bottles of mineral water.

He leaned into the quilt and let out a long sigh of relief.

"miss you."

"Nonsense, you think I should."

"Hehe~"

Smiling, she continued to hug her husband.

She used her favorite posture to listen to her lover's heartbeat while turning on her phone.

There are now over a hundred messages in the group.

As she climbed the stairs, she complained:

"Why are these people so good at socializing every day? I'm really impressed..."

Xu Xin looked at the sky and asked:

"Did Lao Wang reply?"

"Give."

Yang Mi put her phone in front of her husband.

On the screen is a photo.

Wang Sicong was sleeping soundly wrapped in a quilt.

Taken by Seventh Brother.

"What did you say?"

"Lin Gou asked Lao Wang if he was awake, and Brother Qi took a photo."

“I see the hot searches haven’t stopped yet.”

"Absolutely. Don't you understand the value of being the most searched? But I told the two of them last night. I said that since I decided not to respond, just ignore it. Especially Lao Wang's conspicuous bag, which talks too much It's a mistake. If you don't have a clue, who knows if there will be any trouble this time. In fact, it's good now. If the news leaks, everyone knows in advance. There is no dirty information about the two of them, only two or three at most. The heat of the day has subsided.”

Listening to his wife's words, Xu Xin nodded slightly and changed from lying on his back to lying on his side.

He threw her phone aside and took his wife into his arms.

"I discovered something."

"What?"

Feeling the sense of security coming from her back, Yang Mi asked with half-closed eyes.

"You are getting more and more fragrant..."

"hey-hey."

The little wife smiled sweetly.

The sense of security that originally came from the back has turned into the front.

Then naturally...

Xu Xin: "No, no, no."

Yang Mi: "Come on, come on."

It's almost 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Clear and thin sun.

The two people, who looked like hungry ghosts, sat on the small kitchen table and finished off a large bowl of pork ribs noodles.

The reason why we ate pork ribs noodles was because everyone was hungry, so the originally prepared soy pot noodles were cooked in boiling water and mixed with the braised pork ribs sauce.

Even what was originally planned to be scrambled tomatoes and eggs ended up being sugar-coated persimmons.

I was so hungry that I couldn’t stand it anymore.

As for the couple's food standards, I guess if people in the circle knew about it, they would go crazy.

We all have such a great job, so what if we don’t find a nanny... Even eating is just the way to go?

Do you want this...

But...some things are just like that.

Everyone will enjoy themselves.

After happily finishing the meal at home, Xu Xin wiped his mouth and ran to the kitchen door to smoke.

After Yang Mi threw all the pots and pans into the dishwasher, she also sat with him at the door.

The weather in Yanjing in October is actually the most comfortable season.

neither cold nor hot.

It is also the most beautiful season.

Yang Mi looked at the landscape trees with yellowing leaves in the yard and said:

"Shall we go to Xiangshan to see the red leaves in two days?"

"Okay."

Xu Xin agreed immediately.

I just feel an unparalleled sense of relaxation all over my body.

That is the satisfaction after having had enough wine and food, and the body is warm and the lust is gone.

At this moment, in the small courtyard, the two of them were like two frogs sitting in a well and looking at the sky.

Although the world outside is vast, under the blue sky, the two frogs in the well seem to have stopped at this moment.

Speechless, speechless.

But the faces of the two people leaning against each other were full of sweetness and satisfaction.

At this moment.

Autumn is in full swing.

The time is just right.

Like eternity.

until……

"Didi didi."

Several horns interrupted the tranquility.

Xu Xin, who had not been back for several months, asked in confusion:

"Who is so incompetent?"

But Yang Mi rolled her eyes helplessly:

"If nothing else happens, it will be either Lin Gou or Lao Wang."

As she spoke, she stood up:

"A hungry ghost is knocking on the door."

He casually pressed the electric switch at the door, and the rolling shutter door of the parking space next to the wall made a roaring sound.

Only then did Xu Xin realize that the two horns seemed to urge him to open the door.

But he didn't move anywhere.

Just come when your friends come, park the car and get out by yourself...what? Is it possible to allow yourself to greet him?

When Yang Mi saw that he was not moving, she simply stopped moving too.

She sat next to her husband again and leaned her head on his shoulder.

The two of them heard a "bang" on the door.

Then, the young master with messy hair like a chicken coop walked in from the entrance of the passage next to the rockery.

He paused when he saw Xu Xin and Yang Mi sitting under the porch.

Not seeing his friend for more than a month did not bring him any joy of reunion, but a subconscious sentence:

"Da Mi, I'm hungry. Do you still have food?"

"..."

Yang Mi's mouth twitched.

My heart says I owe you what I owe you?

But she didn't bother to ask nonsense like "Why doesn't Brother Qi cook it for you?" She got up and turned around and walked into the kitchen.

There is still some left in the pork rib pot and some hand-rolled noodles.

just.

"Snapped."

Patting Xu Xin's knees and sitting on Yang Mi's original pony, Wang Sicong scratched the head of the chicken coop:

“Have you read Weibo?”

"Look, the king of hot searches."

Hearing this pun, Wang Sicong laughed awkwardly.

Xu Xin had no intention of continuing to amuse him. After all, the news on the Internet was just speculation. Regardless of whether Seventh Brother is pregnant or how much money he can get in a divorce...that's all nonsense.

As a witness to the two of them, Xu Xin at least knew what was going on.

He took the cigarette from Wang Sicong and lit it, and asked:

"Where's Seventh Brother? Why didn't I even arrange a meal with you?"

"My mother called her to eat, but I didn't get up, so she went by herself. As soon as she left, I couldn't sleep... I originally wanted to order takeout, but when I saw you were back in the group, I thought there must be food at your house. , just came over."

"From Dongshan Villa?"

"Um."

"Don't you think that place is too big to live in?"

"I hired three nannies, so I don't have that much free time. But not at night. It's quite awkward to live there anyway. But the problem is that there are no houses that particularly suit my taste within the second ring road... Oh yes, I got in touch. The owner of No. 37. He is willing to sell. We have been discussing this matter during this period. The person on No. 36 has gone abroad, and I have also added a friend. Wait, brother, I will be your neighbor. "

"..."

Xu Xin suddenly felt the urge to move.

This guy lives in Dongshan Villa, about ten kilometers away from here, and he comes here every day to have dinner.

If you live next door, how will you live on your own in the future?

Just as he was about to say something, the jingle bell rang.

Wang Sicong glanced at the phone:

"Hey, Brother Qi. ...You and Mom can eat. I won't eat. I'm at Lao Xu's place. ...Hey, Mom. ...You don't want gold? How vulgar. ...Then you discuss it with Auntie. , I think it’s tacky.…Hmm…at night? Let me ask.”

As he said that, he turned to look at Xu Xin:

"My mother asked if you two would have dinner together tonight?"

Xu Xin waved his hand:

"I won't eat anymore. My eldest daughter and my second son miss me too. Let's eat by ourselves tonight."

"Okay... Mom, Lao Xu doesn't want to eat. He just came back from the United States today... You two go, Lao Xu and I will go do some errands in the afternoon... Well, house matters... Okay. I'll hang up then... Don't buy more for her. We are both on the hot search list right now. If you keep buying clothes for her in droves, God knows what will happen if the news leaks out... Well, it's over."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Xin smiled and said:

"Do you two get along well?"

A flash of light appeared on the eldest young master's face:

"Well, my mother likes her. You might not believe it if I tell you..."

"What?"

"Two days ago, my mother tied all the longevity locks for her children. When she went to my house, she rummaged through the cabinets and threw away everything that should be thrown away..."

"Well……"

Xu Xin paused in his thinking before he realized what the so-called "things that should be thrown away" were.

So he smiled even more happily:

"Aunt Lin can't wait any longer?"

"I actually really want one...it can't be too late, right? Otherwise, I'm afraid Nuannuan and Yangyang won't be able to play together."

"Don't be afraid. Yangyang looks like an older brother and is very good at taking care of others."

"What about Nuan Nuan? Nuan Nuan, you never mentioned it."

"Well……"

Xu Xin opened his mouth...

Somewhat embarrassing.

And Wang Sicong added:

"Nuan Nuan's personality is the same as Dami's. I'm really afraid..."

Xu Xin's eyes immediately straightened.

Does your heart say you don’t want to die?

Saying this will make you lose your head!

Wang Sicong also noticed his gaffe and quickly coughed:

"Ahem. By the way, do you have to go to the Maldives with me in two days?"

"What should I do with you?"

"You don't choose the scene or anything?"

"It's not necessary. I will take Lin Li there when the time comes. Don't worry, there will be no problem."

"Okay... Oh, yes, if Brother Qi is really pregnant, your script..."

"Don't worry. If she is really pregnant, then we can wait until she wants to come back. Or if she doesn't, I will find someone else."

"That's fine. She's been quite scared these days, afraid of delaying your movie."

"Don't...if I delay you two from having a child, won't I be a sinner?"

The two chatted for a while, and Yang Mi came out with a big bowl:

"Let's eat."

Wang Sicong quickly took it, smelled it, and said with a smile:

"I'm just saying, your food still tastes good."

"Hey, wait a minute."

Yang Mi seemed to remember something and quickly stopped him from eating, then quickly returned to the kitchen.

When I came out again, I had a small paper bag in my hand.

"?"

Wang Sicong looked puzzled and saw Dami opening the small paper bag in front of him, revealing the green powder particles inside.

There aren't many particles, but the green color looks quite eye-catching.

Before he could ask, Yang Mi poured it into his bowl and left a message:

"Eat all of it, don't leave any of it, or I'll kill you."

"...???"

The eldest young master was stunned for a moment, looking at the green particles on the bowl...

Poison?

Want to poison me?

Xu Xin's eyelids also twitched.

This thing...he has seen it before.

just now.

The ingredients are composed of sodium glutamate, various amino acids, proteins, vitamins and other elements.

Scientific name: chicken essence.

Brand bracket: Totole.

Under normal circumstances, chicken essence is yellow.

Xu Xin would only be surprised at this "improvement" of Totole and would not think much about it.

But the problem is...

Why does the wife have to wrap it in paper?

The combination of white paper and green particles of powder is so strange.

After Yang Mi said this, she did not leave, but stared straight at Wang Sicong:

"Hurry up, hurry up, eat quickly. The noodles are all lumpy... Let's say it first, I have a bad temper, and if you don't finish eating, I will beat you."

"..."

"..."

Now, not only Xu Xin, but also Wang Sicong understood.

She must have heard the conversation between the two of them just now.

But...but that's not the case, right?

I just said that your daughter has the same temper as you, so you want to poison me to death?

The eldest young master's hands began to tremble.

"Old...Old Xu..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Xu Xin felt the knife flying out of his wife's eyes...

This knife...

It's Qi's sword.

It can't be stopped at all.

So, he quickly advised:

"Da Lang, eat it quickly. This stuff is good, chicken essence! Great tonic!"

Wang Sicong almost cried.

I thought to myself that I don’t even have a brother named Wu Song.

Wu Dalang can still wait for his brother Wu Song to come back.

And me?

Who am I waiting for?

Are you waiting for Brother Seven to collect the body for me?

…

"I will probably charter four to five planes this time."

"?"

On the recliner, Xu Xin looked at his friend in surprise:

"Are you sick? Can a St. Regis island hold hundreds of people?"

"No, this time the list is full of less than 90 people. Why look for hundreds of people?"

"Then why do you charter so many planes?"

"Because I'm not satisfied with the seats. It's so far from here to the Maldives. I can't let my relatives and friends fly in economy class, right? So I booked first class this time."

"Hey, Uncle Wang handled this matter openly!"

"Hey, look~"

Wang Sicong smiled a little proudly.

"Where's the best man? Who are you looking for? Can you make trouble?"

"..."

"..."

Mother Yang's words caused the two gentlemen to fall into silence again.

Before Xu Xin spoke, Wang Sicong asked tentatively:

"My dear...Dami, let me...just ask you. Does the trouble you are referring to include personal attacks?"

His words were immediately approved by Xu Xin.

That's right, that's right.

He also wanted to ask this.

He is not afraid of anything else. He is really afraid that his wife will get crazy and do something that ordinary girls cannot do.

As for making trouble with the best man...just kidding, the bridesmaid can make trouble, why can't the best man make trouble?

Gentlemen, don’t be unable to afford it!

After Yang Mi heard this, she rolled her eyes:

"Go away, look at the look in your eyes... Who are the groomsmen you are looking for this time? Tell me, and I'll see if there are any that suit my taste."

"Who can I look for!? Don't you talk nonsense? Wheel, Lao Lang, Lin Gou, that's the three."

"Hey~~~~~"

Yang Mi's nose wrinkled directly.

A look of disgust.

Here comes a very classic complaint:

"You really haven't seen any fine chaff. How do you find these three crooked melons and cracked dates?"

Then he got up and left.

Obviously, she was not satisfied with these three groomsmen.

Not to mention making trouble, just hearing the name makes me feel vulgar.

As soon as she left, Xu Xin became interested:

"Who are the bridesmaids? Does Seventh Brother have any particularly good best friends?"

"Are you referring to the ones that have been fucked or the ones that haven't been fucked?"

"Idiot!"

Xu Xin's eyes suddenly turned blue:

"Is it so exciting!? Can you make trouble!?"

"..."

The eldest young master was speechless for a while.

My heart says that you and your wife are really the same person.

It’s so good all the way!

"The bridesmaids are Tang Yan, Shen Mengchen, and Mao Xiaotong. We all know each other from filming TV series before."

Of course Tang Yan and Xu Xin knew it, but the latter two of them had rougher ears.

However, he was not surprised that Seventh Brother did not invite Shishi and Feixian'er.

Just asked:

"Have you talked to Shishi?"

"I told you everything."

The meaning of the conversation between the two is actually very simple.

It is difficult to find a bridesmaid who is too famous or particularly beautiful.

Otherwise it will overshadow the bride, which will definitely not be appropriate.

It’s not that Seventh Brother is ugly, the main reason is that Fei Xianer is too popular, and if Shishi is invited but Fei Xianer is not invited, it will inevitably make people feel that one is favoring one over the other.

Simply, neither of them invited me.

There is no way, the world of girls is so complicated sometimes.

Xu Xin understands this because of his wife.

Otherwise, he might not have thought of this relationship.

Then he took out his mobile phone and searched the names of these two people.

I found them all quite beautiful.

As a result, I heard Lao Wang’s words:

"You'd better stop smiling. If you make trouble with the bridesmaid, even if the bridesmaid can let you go, Dami may not be able to let you go."

Xu Xin looked disgusted when he heard this.

Pooh.

It's like I'm afraid of her.

How could we, Mr. Xu, have the qualities and principles to do such a despicable thing as making trouble for the bridesmaid!

but……

"Is it difficult to get a Maldives visa? Is it easy to get rejected?"

"..."

The corners of the eldest young master's mouth twitched crazily.

"Brother, we are exempted from visa."

This time it was Xu Xin's turn to be speechless.

After a while, while lighting a cigarette, he complained:

"Bah, what a backward country!"

"...? What did you say? What country?"

Yang Mi walked out of the house, carrying a large teapot and a plate of fruit.

Eyes full of curiosity.

Xu Xin smiled broadly:

"It's okay, let's talk about India."

Wang Sicong nodded like a rattle:

"Yes, yes, we are talking about India."

Or it could be said that these two people have a tacit understanding.

You don't even need to take off your pants to know what the other person's shit is.

Yang Mi didn't care either. After putting the fruits and teapot on the small table, she said:

"Would you like to eat at home tonight? Shall we have hot-boiled meat? How do you like it?"

Wang Sicong quickly shook his head:

"I won't eat. I'll go see my mother tonight."

"Who asked you?"

Xu Xin rolled her eyes at him angrily, then nodded to his wife:

"Okay, I'll pick up the child later."

"Well, then I'm going out to buy groceries."

After Yang Mi said hello, she covered herself tightly from the inside out and rode out on a small electric donkey.

When she left, there were only two people left in the family.

Wang Sicong suddenly remembered something and slapped his thigh:

"Oh yes."

He took out his mobile phone, operated it for a while, and said:

"Download this program."

"What the hell?"

"APP, the one we used to deliver tickets to our last concert, I had someone make an APP. I plan to try it out as a pan-entertainment platform."

"?"

Xu Xin scanned the code with confusion and asked:

"What do you mean?"

"The general meaning is that this platform not only redeems our promises, but I also tried to introduce Wanda Cinema's movie ticket system, including concert tickets, etc. At present, this is still a front-end version, and the future model is to create a comprehensive APP.

Haven't you noticed that if anyone wants to watch a concert now, they have to go to Damai.com. If you want to buy movie tickets, you have to go to Time.com, Taobao, or Wanda Cinema... which is very inconvenient. So I plan to make an integrated APP. It includes movie tickets, LIVEHOUSE performances, concerts, and even offline board games, music festivals, stage plays, etc.

A comprehensive pan-entertainment platform has been created. Users only need to use this APP to connect to all business ports they want to purchase tickets. This APP has been designed and is now in the internal testing stage. You can use it to watch movies and other things in the past few days. Then give me feedback on the use of functions. "

"...Why does it sound the same as Damai.com?"

"More comprehensive than Damai.com. That stupid website of Damai.com is so damn shady, scalpers are about to overrun it! We will have to catch the scalpers hard when the time comes..."

For no reason, Xu Xin heard the resentment in the young master's heart.

But I didn’t think much about it.

After all, he doesn't understand this kind of thing.

I just downloaded it, registered the information, and put it on my phone without caring about it.

He turned around and asked:

"How is the discussion about Bilibili going?"

"It's settled, 30 million in financing, with Price Capital leading the investment of 24 million. When the time comes, you have to attend the event with me and use your fame to help them stand up."

"Well, how about that otaku saving the world?"

Wang Sicong was stunned.

Otaku saves the world?

After he was in a daze for a while, he finally realized what Xu Xin was talking about and asked:

"That MiHoYo?"

"Yes, that's the name. Isn't their slogan that otakus save the world?"

"Hmm... there's a pretty fun mindless zombie-fighting game called Honkai Academy. I played it, and it's pretty good except for the nerdy feeling. But I didn't worry too much, so I agreed at the beginning. Have you given them the money? It’s their business to use it how they want to use it. During this period, except for the first game, called FLY, when they came online, they reported it to me, and I didn’t worry about anything else. I If you think it’s okay to let things go, just support college students’ entrepreneurial dreams.”

Even if Lao Wang said this, Xu Xin would be even less likely to take care of it.

And he actually doesn’t care much about mobile games.

The reason why I decided to vote in the first place was purely because I felt that what the other party was talking about was more to my liking.

In this way, the two of them leaned against the wall and chatted until about 4 o'clock in the afternoon under the autumn sun in Yanjing.

The sun sets.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Wang Sicong finished smoking the last cigarette in the cigarette case, stood up and said:

"I'll get a cigarette."

"...Where's your own?"

"I'm done."

As he said that, the eldest young master entered the house as if he were going back to his own home.

When I came out again, I not only took two cigarettes, but also two bottles of Maotai.

"Damn it! Leave that for me!"

Looking at the familiar seal, Xu Xin knew it was more than fifteen years old.

But who knew that Wang Sicong had no intention of returning it at all.

I picked it up and put it in my pocket when I saw it. Why should I return it?

But of course he can't steal it openly:

"Don't move yet. Let me tell you something. These two bottles of wine can save your life."

"……What?"

Xu Xin had an expression on his face: "If you don't let me drink today, you won't be able to leave this house."

Then I heard something:

"Brother, it's almost half past four. If you don't leave to pick up the baby, Dami will kill you when she comes back!"

"!"

Xu Xin suddenly trembled!

Ah yes!

I have to pick up the kids today!

Wang Zai drank too much tea in the afternoon and forgot about this matter.

So he turned around and entered the house without saying a word, grabbed the car keys and headed straight for the car without even looking at Wang Sicong's playful face.

Wang Sicong rubbed his chin until the car left the rolling shutter door.

I turned around and took a look at the place where old Xu’s family kept their cigarettes and alcohol...

Um.

Good place.

Come again next time.

While thinking about it, he walked to his car carrying cigarettes and alcohol.

17:00.

Kindergarten is over.

After Nuannuan and Yangyang walked out of the school gate and saw Xu Xin who was smiling at them, the siblings were stunned for a moment... and then rushed towards him without saying a word:

"dad!"

"Hahaha~"

Holding her daughter and son in her arms, Xu Xin's face was filled with a cheerful smile.

At this moment, his soul...

Go home.