I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

"I'm home?"

"Um."

Dongshan Villa.

Wang Sicong responded, and after putting on his slippers, a trace of fatigue appeared on his face.

In fact, he is similar to Xu Xin. Xu Xin went to the United States to work on movies, while he was busy with the wedding and all over the world.

He personally handles the wedding team, wedding, toasts, wedding clothes, cakes, and even the brands of souvenirs, etc. He even personally handles the red wine, champagne, white wine, etc. that appeared at the banquet. elected.

This was his wedding to Brother Seven, so he naturally had to take responsibility.

It would be a lie to say that I am not tired.

Di Wei also saw the fatigue in her fiancé's sunken eye sockets, and said quickly:

"Have you eaten yet? I've arranged for a masseur to come over in a moment to give you some massage."

"No need... let's go take a bath in the hot springs later, what do you think?"

"Goodbye, I don't want to move. Just let the masseur massage you, and then have a good sleep. Besides, my relatives should be here in the next two days. If the mountains and rivers are stained with blood..."

"also."

Wang Sicong nodded and walked into the bathroom.

After washing my hands and coming out, I discovered that Brother Qi was eating takeout.

"Why are you eating takeout? How unhygienic...why are you so red?"

Looking at the red oil on the takeaway box, he felt sour in his stomach.

"This hot and sour rice noodle restaurant is delicious. Try it."

"I...don't want it anymore."

He resisted.

"Oh, try it, it's really delicious!"

Seeing Brother Qi pick up the bowl, he finally decided to give Mianzi a taste.

As a result, after taking one sip, my face immediately turned red.

acid.

So sour.

It's like eating a lemon.

Spicy is really spicy...

"Huh!! Ha...what the hell! A biological bomb!!! Come on, come on, water!"

"...?"

Di Wei handed over her cup with some confusion, watched him fill it with water, and asked in confusion:

"So exaggerated? I still find it tasteless."

"How come it doesn't taste good! It's just a mixture of sulfuric acid and deviled pepper, okay! Can your stomach handle it?"

"I'm fine. I've been eating for two days."

"That's too sour..."

"I added rice vinegar. I don't think the mature vinegar is sour..."

Di Wei pointed at the bottle of 9-degree rice vinegar on the coffee table and made a stab at it.

Wang Sicong, on the other hand, looked unreasonable.

I wonder why your taste has become so strong?

Resisting the discomfort in his stomach and mouth, he persuaded:

"Why don't you eat it? I'm afraid your stomach won't be able to bear it."

"I'm really fine."

"It's so sour and spicy, sooner or later I'll have stomach problems..."

"this……"

Seeing her fiancé's expression of resistance, she thought the hot and sour rice noodles were just ordinary, so she scratched her head.

Is it that exaggerated?

But she still said:

"By the way, I made an appointment with Sister Mi for a physical examination tomorrow. You come with me."

"tomorrow?"

"Yes, tomorrow. Sister Mi also asked me to check the gynecology department. After all, we are now having a baby, so we have to start preparations in advance. You also need to check it out, and we need to make sure there are no problems."

After hearing this, Wang Sicong asked subconsciously:

"The inspection you are talking about is..."

Then Di Wei nodded:

"Issues like survival rates."

"ah???"

Rarely, the eldest young master was a little embarrassed:

"No...it's not necessary, right? I'm fine. There will definitely be no problem."

"If you smoke or drink, it's better to check it out. Be good and listen to me. It only takes a few minutes anyway."

"Bah! How can you kill someone so well!!! A few minutes! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Hehehe~"

Seeing his jumping reaction, Di Wei grinned and bared her white teeth.

Yeah.

Triple negative!

hey-hey.

…

"I have made an appointment with Brother Qi for a physical examination tomorrow. Remember to get up early, don't go to the toilet and don't drink water."

"Uh, okay."

Xu Xin nodded.

There's nothing to do tomorrow anyway.

A physical examination is definitely something that needs to be done.

Moreover, the whole body is inspected and no trace is missed.

Otherwise, who knows what hidden diseases there are.

Detect early and treat early.

"Have our parents and children been checked?"

"I checked on Sunday. Nothing happened. It's just that Nuannuan has eaten a lot recently and there are small black spots on her teeth. You have to pay attention to brushing your teeth. I just bought an electric toothbrush. I will let you brush your teeth in the future. , you must not fool around anymore, do you understand?"

Yang Mi said, asking in a condescending and provocative manner:

"Sir, you don't want your daughter to have tooth decay in the future, right?"

"...?"

Xu Xin looked at his wife. Although he knew she was playing tricks, the problem was...

Why is this so strange?

Could it be that...this person wants me to pay with my body?

But no matter what, physical examination is definitely important.

He decided to clean himself up now so that he could face the doctor tomorrow.

"I hope there will be a lovely nurse to receive me tomorrow."

He said this before walking into the bathroom to take a shower.

Then……

The nurse girl took advantage of him to take a bath and squeezed him like a sponge.

After squeezing it once, it was not enough, and I wanted to squeeze it a second time.

Xu Xin really argued with reason and finally extinguished the vicious heart of the nurse sister.

After the weather cleared and the sun cleared, the meal was finished.

Xu Xin, who had been running around for many days, was lying on the bed, planning to take a nap on this increasingly cold autumn day, when he heard his wife say:

"Do you think Ni Ni has great potential?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"I asked someone to call her, and she's not stupid. She naturally knows what's going on this time... Besides, she has good resources in the fashion industry now, and the new picture really doesn't have much future. So. She also wants to leave, if you think she has potential..."

"Isn't it necessary?"

Curling himself up into the bed, he shook his head:

"Can we sign some male artists? Shuangwei is almost becoming a woman's nest."

Yang Mi glanced at him.

He sat on the edge of the bed with a smile on his face.

Xu Xin immediately put the quilt under his body vigilantly, guarding against death:

"What do you want to do?"

"Oh, I'm scaring you... I'm trying to save a harem for you. These three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines..."

"Pooh!"

Xu Xin had an expression on his face: "I still don't understand you, kid?"

"Give it to me? That's not what you said when you took the girls to drive IMPACT on an outing in the wilderness. Aren't they all your wings?"

"Aren't you the same...oh, let me in."

"I don't!"

"Hurry up!"

"No!"

"Hey! I turned against you!?"

"Can you please don't come over here? Sister, I'm sleepy and I want to sleep!"

"Oh~ I want to sleep too, let's go together."

"Why are you like a wild boar..."

"huh huh huh huh!"

"..."

In the evening, Nuan Nuan and Yang Yang came back from school. Looking at their father who was walking in a dazed way, Nuan Nuan sat on the piano chair and asked in confusion:

"Dad, what's wrong with you?"

"Your father and I were fucked by a pig."

"Bang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Mi, who was stretching with a yoga ball, hit his head with the ball in her hand.

Xu Xin glared at her.

My heart said that when you are in a wheelchair in your 70s or 80s, I will go to the square to dance square dance with the old lady every day!

I'm so mad at you!

…

number 22.

Hospital.

VIP physical examination department.

Xu Xin walked out of the bathroom with a sad look on his face, holding two small boxes in his hands.

One is big and one is small.

Then he glanced at Lao Wang who came out with him.

"You've been a little angry lately."

Wang Sicong was speechless.

What’s so good about this?

You don't find it disgusting, but I do.

After the two handed the samples to the laboratory department, they sat on the sofa and waited.

Yang Mi and Qi Ge have already gone in for color ultrasound.

And now I'm waiting for the blood draw.

"Lao Xu, are you dizzy from the injection?"

"You're not dizzy, are you dizzy?"

"I...I'm not dizzy, I'm just afraid of the pain."

"Then you can hold my hand for a while."

Hearing this, Wang Sicong nodded vigorously:

"That's interesting! I might as well slap you all in a while."

"...?"

Xu Xin had an expression on his face like "What are you talking about, you bitch?"

Why, we have to draw venous blood today, there are five tubes!

Smoke me?

Draw ten tubes of my venous blood?

Are you a human being?

With this thought, Xu Xin raised his head and looked around.

It's okay, there are very few people for VIP physical examination.

It can fully cover up his lack of quality.

then……

"Bah! Bah!"

"?"

In Wang Sicong's confused eyes, Xu Xin spit into the palm of his hand and rubbed his hands.

Then he said to his friend:

"I'll disinfect it and you'll be fine in a while."

"I thank you and your whole family! Do you want to disgust me to death?"

"Then you can't hold on?"

"I'm holding on to you little mushroom! Get out of here!... Hey, do you think his physical examination is really scientific? After taking the blood, will I have to go to that hut soon... It's even soup and water, bro, I'm afraid I can’t stand it.”

Xu Xin nodded slightly:

"Well, have you downloaded the movie on your phone?"

"I downloaded an anime."

"Oh? Can't you tell, you are still a two-dimensional person?"

"I woke up this morning without eating a morsel of food or drinking a sip of water. I had to draw five tubes of blood and then go to get beaten up... Let's find a place to eat old turtle at noon, how about it?"

"Okay."

Xu Xin nodded, then lowered his volume:

"What type are you playing? New show in October?"

"The new October show hasn't been translated into Chinese yet. It's the one from last month that I thought was good."

"Where are the seeds?"

"I'll push you when I get home. The quality last month was quite high..."

The two of them were whispering and exchanging some things that all men knew. Suddenly, a nurse came over:

"Wang...Mr. Wang."

"Hey, hello. Is it my time?"

Wang Sicong thought he was about to start drawing blood, but the nurse shook her head:

"No...the color Doppler ultrasound teacher asked me to call you over."

"?"

Wang Sicong was a little puzzled, but still nodded:

"Okay...I'll go over there."

"Um."

As soon as Xu Xin finished agreeing, another nurse came over:

"Director Xu, let me draw your blood."

"Hey, okay, I'm sorry to bother you."

Xu Xin didn't take it seriously and rolled up his arms and sleeves.

Wang Sicong glanced at the needle in the nurse's hand, subconsciously avoided the other person, and walked towards the color ultrasound room under the guidance of the nurse.

He didn't know what the doctor was looking for, so he just went over to take a look.

All the way to the door of the color ultrasound room, just in time, Yang Mi walked out of another color ultrasound room.

After seeing him, I was stunned for a moment, and then started to smack my mouth:

"Tsk tsk, oh, that's so sweet. Are you guys guarding the door? Where's that heartless guy in my house?"

"We're drawing blood. Go over there quickly and hold Lao Xu's hand. I think he's a little scared."

"?"

Yang Mi was stunned.

Afraid of having blood drawn?

No way.

We do the physical examination together every year, and I have never heard of my husband fainting from injections.

She nodded in confusion and walked towards Xu Xin.

"husband."

"Well, you're done?"

While Xu Xin was talking, Yang Mi had already walked up to him and grabbed the other hand:

"Baby, be good, don't be afraid."

"...?"

Hearing this, Xu Xin looked like "Are you sick?"

And Yang Mi even kissed the back of her husband's hand.

I fed the little nurse a shovelful of dog food.

But immediately my nose moved slightly.

Um?

What does it taste like?

Smelly...

As for Wang Sicong.

After saying hello to Dami, he knocked on the door of the color ultrasound room, opened the door and walked in.

Then he saw Brother Qi lying on the bed with a blank look on his face.

"Hello, doctor."

He said hello to the doctor first.

The doctor is a female doctor, so it is not a problem for Qi Ge to take off his loose sweatpants and expose his belly.

But looking at his fiancée's smooth belly, he would still be dazzled.

There is a saying that love blows with the wind.

He felt that his soles were like this.

Growing up, he never imagined that he would be so obsessed with a woman.

No wonder the Buddha said that if there are three thousand weak water, only one scoop of water can be taken.

This is true.

As his mind was wandering with thoughts, he suddenly heard the doctor ask a very essential topic:

"Mr. Wang, the examination here shows that there is a strong echo in the uterus, a pregnancy ring is visible, a gestational sac is visible, and there is no fluid accumulation..."

"...?"

Wang Sicong was a little confused.

What the hell?

Hearing the doctor use a lot of proper nouns, he was a little confused.

Until I heard this sentence:

"I suggest Ms. Wei Wei take a blood test to confirm the result."

"What's the... blood test for? Doctor, I kind of... don't understand. What does the ring... mean?"

He subconsciously looked at his fiancée.

Si Wei was also a little confused at the moment.

On the one hand, I don’t understand it either.

on the other hand……

Just now, the doctor said she seemed to be pregnant.

She didn't know what to do at the moment, she just felt like her mind was blank.

After hearing Wang Sicong's words, the doctor looked at his blank expression and said:

"The B-ultrasound shows that Ms. Ji Wei is pregnant. You need to take her for a blood test now to confirm the result."

"Pregnant, right? Okay."

Wang Sicong nodded subconsciously.

But I immediately felt something was wrong:

"Huh?...Pregnant?...Who?...What the hell!?"

…

"precious."

"Um?"

"I feel a little dizzy after taking blood, and I want to eat turtle for lunch."

"...Why do you have the same moral character as your son?"

Yang Mi said quite funny:

"After your son finished the blood test, he told me: Mom, I want to eat McDonald's... You two are really cool."

"Nuan Nuan didn't make any request?"

"I mentioned, I want to eat Haagen-Dazs. I think she looks like Haagen-Dazs!"

"Ha ha……"

Xu Xin was happy.

Then I heard a voice:

"Old Xu..."

When he turned around, he saw Wang Sicong supporting Brother Qi. Brother Qi was holding his stomach like a patient and looking here with a confused look.

"What's wrong?"

Xu Xin didn't think much and asked casually.

Then I saw Wang Sicong, who was also at a loss, carefully helping Di Wei this way and starting to "grind".

That pace is really slow.

Even Yang Mi was puzzled.

Brother Qi was walking in the wind when he was going for a B-ultrasound. What's going on?

After the two of them came to the front, Wang Sicong said:

"The doctor who did the B-ultrasound said... Brother Qi seems to be pregnant, and asked us to do a blood test..."

"...?"

"????"

The couple was stunned.

What the hell?

…

Da da da da…

There must be some gravel stuck in the soles of Wang Sicong's shoes.

When he shakes his legs, the soles of his shoes will make a crisp and clear collision sound.

At this moment, he was still sitting with Xu Xin.

Yang Mi went to accompany Qi Ge for a blood test.

Obviously, the eldest young master is more assured of Dami's professionalism as a bodyguard than his reckless self.

However, the extent of shaking his legs still showed his inner impatience.

"Old...Old Xu. Do I have to postpone the wedding?"

"No, it won't have any impact in the first few months."

"But I'm afraid that Brother Qi will be tired. What should I do if I'm really sure?"

"...What do we mean by what to do? The B-ultrasound showed that there is a gestational sac. We are almost certain. What do we mean by being really sure?"

"But...but I'm not ready yet!"

"What preparations are there for this?"

"No! You don't understand what I mean."

Wang Sicong's face was a little irritated.

But he didn't know how to express himself.

And when he saw his virtue, Xu Xin wanted to laugh at him for being hopeless.

He completely forgot that he was at the stall where his wife was pregnant and giving birth, and vomited all over the place.

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard Lao Wang say:

"Can I really be a good father?... I can't! No wonder Brother Qi has a particularly strong taste recently. I should have discovered it a long time ago... I am so careless... Why am I so careless! What if the child does not develop? What should we do? What if..."

"Pop."

Xu Xin patted his shoulder.

"Don't worry, you will be a good father."

"real!?"

Looking at his friend's absurd eyes with a bit of fear and disbelief, Xu Xin nodded heavily:

"Well, I believe it. Believe me, raising children is actually not difficult. On the contrary, it will be a very happy thing for you to accompany your children and your wife and feel the growth of your children. Don't I’m afraid, hasn’t Aunt Lin also been through this stage? Besides, Yang Mi also has experience, how to take care of children, how to maintain a good mood during pregnancy, etc., she is very experienced."

"...Then what should I do as a father?"

"Well……"

Suddenly, Xu Xin got stuck.

After thinking for a while, I came up with this sentence:

"Normally, we just sit on the sofa and watch."

"?"

Seeing his friend looking at him like a scumbag, Xu Xin said seriously:

"Really. Because most of the time, you can't do anything. For example, in the later stages of pregnancy, Qi Ge's legs will be swollen. You will want to massage her legs, but after two massages, she will be kicked because the intensity is not appropriate. Kick it off and let a professional masseur take over. For example, if you don’t know how to cook a nutritious meal, you still need a nutritionist to come. All you can do is take a walk with your wife, and then pretend to be pregnant when she scolds you while having morning sickness. He looked weak and helpless, smiled and patted her back, and asked that nonsense: Baby, are you feeling better? Then while she was cursing, he silently lowered his head..."

"..."

For a moment, Wang Sicong couldn't tell whether Lao Xu's words were comforting or true...

And at this juncture, Yang Mi walked out of the blood test room holding Di Wei's arm.

Wang Sicong bounced up.

My mind went blank and I asked:

"Baby, are you feeling better?"

"..."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes speechlessly after hearing this familiar nonsense.

This is the most useless thing in the world.

So he said:

"Okay, just sit there and be fussy... The blood test results will take about fifteen minutes, but they are basically confirmed. The B-ultrasound has already been detected, and villin will definitely be reflected... Have you informed Aunt Lin? ?”

"Not yet...not yet."

"Hurry up and notify us. It's time to prepare."

"What preparations are you making?"

Xu Xin also stood up at this time:

"Prepare red envelopes first, share the wedding money with the nurses and doctors, and ask them not to tell anyone else. It is best not to tell others about the first three months of pregnancy..."

Wang Sicong woke up from a dream:

"Oh, yes, yes..."

While taking out his mobile phone, he asked:

"What else?"

"Don't worry about other things."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she turned to Di Wei and said:

"I will introduce to you the team of nutritionists I brought with me during my pregnancy. They are quite professional. I was able to give birth to twins naturally, and your singleton will definitely be fine too."

"Uh-huh."

Di Wei nodded quickly.

But both of them could see...the unmarried couple were acting like headless chickens right now.

Don't even know what to do.

As for the pregnancy issue, my husband is also a piece of trash.

Having him is almost the same as not having him.

Yang Mi knew that it was time for her to take the lead.

Therefore, under her command, Lao Wang should have a physical examination and Apple should collect red envelopes. She accompanied Qi Ge while waiting for the results, while using her mobile phone memo to record some things that needed attention.

Xu Xin would occasionally interrupt but would be dissuaded by his wife's eyes.

Is this time to show off your ability?

Why didn't you show off when I was born inside and you were vomiting outside when the sky was dark and the earth was dark?

The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten.

Wang Sicong completed all the inspections at around 9 a.m.

As for the result...he no longer pays attention.

Anyway, I have to wait until the afternoon to pick it up.

Lao Laowang went abroad for inspection, and Aunt Lin was in Shanghai. After hearing the news, she immediately rushed to Yanjing.

Before 10 o'clock, Guo Ping gave a red envelope to everyone in the physical examination department.

The gift was not particularly obscure, but there was nothing wrong with this kind of happy money.

Everyone also agreed to keep it secret.

In the end, between Rolls-Royce and Volvo, they chose to trust Volvo, and then let Yang Mi drive the car herself, and they returned to Dongshan Villa together.

Along the way, the atmosphere was quite silent.

As for the results of vilulin and B-ultrasound, coupled with data speculation, Qi Ge should be about 4 weeks pregnant.

In other words... last month, after Aunt Lin refused to take any measures, the two of them hit the target with one shot.

Xu Xin, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said "Lao Wang is quite right" and successfully received a loving iron fist from his wife.

Then, at a loss, he couldn't finish his lunch.

Yang Mi cooked by herself, stewed a chicken in the pressure cooker, and made a bowl of noodles with chicken soup.

Seeing Brother Qi's eyes asking for advice and wanting to add more chili pepper and vinegar, Wang Sicong wanted to stop him... But under Yang Mi's instruction of "It's okay, your mood is the most important thing", the red oil in Brother Qi's bowl made Xu Xin's stomach ache. The acid water returns directly.

Sour and spicy girl...

What kind of scene is it when it's sour and spicy?

afternoon.

With Yang Mi's call, the team of nutritionists, who had no concept of lunch break, arrived at Dongshan Villa uniformly.

When they arrived, Di Wei's mother was also taken home by Guo Ping.

After seeing his mother arrive, Brother Qi burst into tears as if his mood suddenly collapsed.

This frightened Wang Sicong, and his face turned pale.

People who don't know think how much injustice Di Wei suffered by following him.

The old Wang was so frightened that he changed his mind:

"Mom, believe me, I really didn't bully her...I didn't do anything...Old...Old Xu was watching from the side."

Xu Xin's face turned green.

No, brother...I don't have it!

You can't talk like this even if you don't know what to say!

"Okay, okay, shut up now."

Yang Mi put her helpless hand on her forehead.

Why are all these gentlemen so immoral?

What's the use of you?

After shutting up Wang Sicong, who was getting more and more confused, she understood the venting method of Di Wei, who had been trying to suppress her emotional fluctuations since she realized she was pregnant. She sat next to Di Wei's mother and began to explain:

"Auntie, Qi Ge's indicators are very good in all aspects. I have also communicated with the doctor. Qi Ge's body is fully qualified for pregnancy. There is no problem. I will make an appointment with an old Chinese medicine doctor from the Chinese Medical Center tomorrow. He is from Henan. Experts, ask people to feel the pulse. If the fetal image is stable, then do what you should do. Do midwifery exercises in advance, exercise physical strength, including diet... They are very professional.

Whether it’s pesticide residue testing or everything else, the nutrition team can do it. And don’t worry about the ingredients, we have a dedicated vegetable garden for organic farming. I followed this standard when I was pregnant. Qi Ge is in good health, but now it seems that I just found out about the pregnancy, and my emotions are a bit overwhelming. It will take a few days to slowly adapt to it..."

In fact, it doesn't matter if it's Si Wei's mother or Aunt Lin.

In the hearts of these elders, she has always been synonymous with "doing things properly".

Otherwise, Lao Lang's father wouldn't have said to his son "You'd better find a wife like Mimi" after drinking.

She is reliable in doing things and has penetrated into the hearts of many elders.

Hearing her words at this moment, Di Wei's mother, who was holding her daughter, felt a little more at ease:

"Sorry to trouble you, Mimi."

"It depends on what you said. Isn't this all a matter of my own family? Don't look at his confused appearance at the moment..."

Yang Mi pointed at Wang Sicong:

"Actually, he's safe. If you're worried, just ask Di Wei for her opinion. Should you stay here to take care of her, or should she say she wants to go back to Chengdu to raise the baby... It doesn't matter, either way. Brother Qi, don't cry either. La, this is a good thing. Husband, don’t you think so?”

"Ah, yes, yes."

Xu Xin also nodded quickly:

"It's a good thing. It's absolutely a great thing. With the wedding next month and the seventh brother's pregnancy, this double blessing is definitely a good thing."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Sicong slapped his thigh:

"Oh yes! There is also a wedding...what about the wedding?"

Di Wei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly tears welled up from her eyes again:

"Yeah, what about the wedding? Wow..."

"..."

Looking at his wife's murderous look, the corner of Xu Xin's mouth twitched.

Okay... okay.

Just keep your mouth shut.

But no matter what...

This must be a good thing.

Um.

That's right.

Great thing!