I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad
Chapter 22 022 The Mouth of the Abyss
Chapter 22 022. The Mouth of the Abyss
"It's done, let's wait here."
When the girl came back, the head held high on her slender neck looked like a victorious fighting cock...or a white swan.
With a proud look, he came to Xu Xin.
"Why did you go?"
Xu Xin didn't know what she said to the young-looking child, and was a little curious.
But she didn't explain much, she just quietly approached Xu Xin:
"You'll know in a minute! Hehe~"
Looks like he's in a great mood.
?
Xu Xin was a little confused, but he still waited with her while carrying his things.
Then...
The two of them watched helplessly as the originally bustling front hall turned into a lonely place filled with cats and dogs.
The audience came in regardless of whether they had seats or not.
"..."
Xu Xin thought for a while and asked:
"What...are we going to do?"
Yang Mi's face looked a little strange now.
After taking a look at the audience standing at the open door, he subconsciously said:
"No way...you've already accepted my shrimp crackers! How can you lie to people..."
"What?"
Xu Xin didn't hear clearly and asked in confusion:
"Someone snatched your shrimp crackers?"
"No, no, I just..."
As he was speaking, suddenly, the small door leading to the employee area was pushed open.
A half-grown man with freckles on his face poked his head out:
"Sister, eh, this way, this way."
Yang Mi's face immediately turned from cloudy to clear:
"Eh!"
He walked to the side of the sesame cake and asked:
"Where's the stool?"
"Stop the stool! I'll take you to a good place...shh."
Shaobing waved his hands somewhat cleverly:
"I'm telling you two, when you go over there to listen later, don't pay attention to other people. Just don't poke your head in. It's not that you two are not allowed to move. The main thing is that we have rules during the performance. If something suddenly happens during the performance, There are a lot of things on the stage that are not part of the performance, which can easily distract Nianzi... uh... Nianzi is just..."
"Okay!"
The girl waved her hand:
"What are you talking about about the undersea eyes with me? Are you taking advantage of me? We are still in love together. Let's go, let's go... Where are you taking us?"
While talking, she was in front, Xu Xin was behind, and they had already followed him into a passage.
Shaobing didn't explain, he just told her not to talk.
He led the two of them to a gate filled with flower baskets.
The child made a silent gesture again and whispered:
"I told the uncle that you are my cousin, and my mother asked you to come and see me. So if someone wants to ask later, just say that you are Shaobing's cousin, okay?"
"Okay, okay, I understand!"
The young man finally relaxed, grinned, and opened the door.
The door was very dark, but this child was so considerate that he said:
"Be careful where you step."
Xu Xin said where did he go to become a thief?
Speechlessly, she followed Yang Mi and followed Yang Mi through the light from the door. After walking a few steps, she got used to the light and saw the steps.
And when I got up the stairs, I turned my face...
I saw an empty stage, as well as the tables placed on the stage and the background canopy that resembled the painting Along the River During the Qingming Festival...
Is this on the stage?
Xu Xin was stunned.
But the girl's face was already excited.
Then, Shaobing took out two triangular stools, pointed to the table on the stage, and said with a smile:
"How's it going, sister, am I having fun? Normally, only family members of our insiders can sit in this seat."
"That's interesting! I didn't say anything! Come on, let me buy you a Coke!"
Yang Mi's smile was gone.
But Shaobing waved his hand:
"No, no, you two sit down, go to the toilet or something, just turn left when you exit the door. I'm going over there."
"Yeah, 7878~Thank you~"
"Hmm~"
The biscuits are gone.
Xu Xin was sitting on the triangular stool. Seeing that there was a gap in the curtain, he stood up curiously and slightly opened a small gap to take a look outside...
Good guy...
It was crowded.
Like mountains and seas.
What are these people doing here?
Are you all here to listen to cross talk?
He was a little shocked, and then he heard the girl say:
"Hurry, hurry, it's about to start, come and sit down~"
"Well……"
I quickly returned to my seat, and as soon as I opened my drink, I saw a few men wearing Republic of China coats standing opposite.
A crosstalk actor wears this?
He came out of curiosity, but he heard a crackling sound next to him.
Turning around, I saw that the girl had just opened a Cobic potato chip and seemed to be planning to eat it while watching it.
But Xu Xin thought about it and suddenly said:
"Hey, why don't you eat it?"
"ah?"
The girl who had just pinched out a potato chip was a little confused.
Xu Xin first, then the potato chips...
Subconsciously explained:
"I don't eat fat. No matter how much I eat, I always grow in the right place..."
"no."
Xu Xin shook his head:
"Didn't you just listen to what... Shaobing said? They call this a performance. They don't let us look at it, because they are afraid that there will be links outside the performance that will affect the audience's attention. To put it bluntly, we are just afraid of making a show, right? ?”
"Well……"
"You are making too much noise."
Pointing to the potato chip packaging, Xu Xin shook his head:
"While they were talking about it, I'm not afraid of drinking water, but this kind of plastic packaging is crackling... The audience will definitely get into trouble when they hear the noise. It's not appropriate at that time."
"Hmm...not that exaggerated, right?"
Seeing that the girl seemed a little reluctant to part with the potato chips in her hand that he could smell the smell of barbecue, Xu Xin also hesitated...
Eating is not really a big deal, right?
But the next second, he rejected this idea:
"People call this a performance. To put it bluntly, it's the same as us. You have to respect what should be respected, even if it's not filming, right?... Stop eating this. I'll treat you to Pringles when you go out later. This thing is compressed Powder, Pringles are natural potato chips, okay?”
Xu Xin said so, and Yang Mi is not an ignorant person.
only……
"Crackling."
"Hangchi, bangchi."
"Buzz buzz~"
"Don't eat...poof...it's over."
Looking at the scene of a few seconds, a bag of potato chips... was stuffed into the little cherry mouth in horror, and the girl's hands covering her mouth kept falling potato chips but still trying to speak. appearance.
"..."
Everyone in Xu Xin was dumbfounded.
Baby girl...oh, no more baby girl.
Melon girl, is your mouth like a harvester?
Or the maw of the abyss?
"Oh, you little girl... don't talk, just give it."
He quickly handed over the Sprite in his hand.
Then what……
Both of them had forgotten that carbonated drinks would bubble when exposed to this kind of puffed food...
After taking a sip of Sprite, Xu Xin clearly saw the woman covering her mouth when she realized something was wrong, with panic in her eyes.
Then.
Foaming water mixed with potato chip residue came out of my nose...
"puff……"
"Hey, I..."
"Cough cough cough cough cough... you..."
"I……"
The audience heard the noise and glanced towards the curtain.
But nothing can be seen.
Xu Xin had potato chip residue on his face, and it was also all over the warm cashmere sweater he was wearing.
Before I could speak...
Suddenly, in the front, Shaobing, wearing a Tang suit, walked onto the stage. When he came to the microphone, he said in a hoarse voice:
"Now please enjoy the cross talk: "Guessing Lantern Riddles", performers: Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie."
"oh!!!!!!"
"Hua la la la la la..."
The cross talk has begun.
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