I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 23 023. Where are you feeding the rabbit?

"Are you OK?"

"..."

"Are you OK??"

"...Are you okay?"

Xu Xin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took the tissue.

But just when the girl was about to say something more, Xu Xin waved his hand, motioning for her to look forward.

When the performance started, the two young actors had already started chatting.

Xu Xin felt uncomfortable making any noise.

It's just a sweater anyway.

So, while wiping, he shook his head:

"fine."

And this girl was a little speechless. For a moment, she couldn't tell whether he did something wrong and shouldn't have given the Sprite to her, or whether she shouldn't have been greedy and insisted on eating that bag of potato chips...

Oops~

So speechless.

But this is really not the time to worry about this.

Just watch the show honestly.

only……

She turned her head and took another look at Xu Xin, who had shaved all his hair and looked fresh and capable, but was wearing a dirty turtleneck sweater...

"These clothes need to be dry-cleaned when you get home, otherwise they will shrink easily."

She said a little embarrassed.

"Um."

Xu Xin nodded.

But the girl herself became more and more speechless.

I'm so embarrassed today!

But Piccolo, you are lacking in virtue!

…

"Pfft...hahahahahahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Ignoring the girl who was grabbing his arm to keep her body from falling over with laughter, Xu Xin had forgotten how many times he had laughed tonight while listening to the performance of the two people on the stage.

I just feel like my cheeks are a little numb now.

I'm really laughing my ass off, family.

This cross talk is so funny.

For the first time, he realized that this thing was so funny and completely different from the guy in a suit and tie on TV.

It’s all about city life.

All they talk about is the petty gossip between the parents.

But true knowledge can be found in the ordinary. These actors used every detail in life to form a joke called "baggage", which made the two of them and hundreds of viewers in the audience laugh.

Can't stop.

Especially this cross talk called "Dream Marriage".

When Xu Xin heard this, his molars almost flew out of his mouth.

Not to mention Yang Mi, if it wasn't aimed at the stage, she would have squirted God knows how many times tonight.

This is so much fun.

Then... they actually have an event called "Encore".

This was something Xu Xin had never seen or heard of.

This kind of short and concise content, which can complete a content in just a few sentences and make the audience laugh, really makes him... How do you say that?

The one I just learned...

Oh, right, right.

The knife cut his buttocks and opened his eyes.

Hahahahaha~

And in the end, the performance officially ended under the clenched fists of a little song that was quite interesting to listen to.

Seeing the two pillars clasping their fists and cupping their hands, Xu Xin couldn't help but let out a sincere admiration:

"That's great."

"Really? I'd say it's very interesting. Hey, you don't know, but they are very popular in Tianya. Many people say that they are phoenixes who came out of the grassroots."

"Deserve it."

Xu Xin looked at the time and found that it was just after six o'clock, and stood up with emotion.

At this time, many audience members had already started to come to the stage to ask for autographs and so on.

He was not interested in asking for an autograph, but felt that he had enjoyed a performance worth his while. But if it's too close, if you say a few words or something, I always feel... not good.

It is best for actors and audiences to maintain a more rational distance, so that both parties will feel that the other is perfect.

But Yang Mi didn’t seem to have this intention either. She was holding plastic bags containing snacks and garbage and said:

"Let's go?"

"Um... do you want to say hello to that Shaobing?"

"Well……"

The girl thought for a while and nodded:

"Okay, I have to say hello. Otherwise it won't be appropriate. After all, we have found such a perfect location for us... Shaobing, eh, here it is."

Coincidentally, at this time, she saw Shaobing coming on stage, and the girl quickly shouted.

Her voice was clear and clear, attracting the attention of many people at once.

When Shao Bing saw the strange sister waving, he was about to come over. Suddenly, a man with big eyes next to him patted his shoulder and seemed to ask something. After receiving a panicked nod from Shao Bing, the two of them left together. come over.

"It's finished..."

A bad feeling arose in the girl's heart.

Sure enough, under Shaobing's somewhat frightened gaze, the young man introduced himself as:

"Hello, you two, I am Li Jing, the uncle of Shaobing. You are the cousin of Shaobing, right?"

"Uh...ah..."

The girl opened her mouth, but Xu Xin immediately saw the change in her eyes.

Good guy...

Go out...ah no.

Put on a show?

I saw a polite and friendly smile on the girl's face:

"Hello, teacher, I'm grateful to you for taking care of my brother."

"Hi."

The friendly smile seemed to give Li Jing a good impression of the girl. He smiled and waved his hand:

"They are all our own children, as they should be."

"No, no, no, my aunt did say that the child was too naughty and became like this because of the good teaching of our Deyun Society. I am really grateful to Teacher Guo and you for teaching him!"

"..."

"..."

Shaobing and Xu Xin were dumbfounded.

The two stared at each other.

Is this sister/girl... so powerful?

Talk to people when you meet them.

What the hell are you talking about?

but……

This cannot go on.

Although this girl talks about people and talks about ghosts. But she and Shaobing were just two of us who met by chance, and our fate depended on the chair.

If the other person's parents ask questions in a short-sighted way, they may spill the beans.

So, he suddenly said:

"Well... how about Teacher Li, let's have dinner together. I'll treat you to dinner and thank you for your kindness in nurturing..."

Yang Mi's eyes lit up.

Li Jing smiled and waved his hand:

"Haha, no, no, no. In fact, when Xiaobing told me that my cousin came here with her boyfriend, I told his master. There is no need for Xiaoping to announce the show tonight, you can just go and eat. We will do it tonight There are performances. But try not to run too far away. After all, the child has to go back to Daxing with his master in the evening. If it's too late, it won't be appropriate to keep his master waiting for a long time."

After saying that, he patted Shaobing directly on the shoulder:

"Go and have dinner with your cousin. Remember not to be naughty and come back before the show ends. Otherwise, your master and wife should be worried!"

Leave immediately after taking the photo.

He was very polite when saying goodbye.

Xu Xin had a very good impression of him.

but……

"..."

"..."

"..."

The three people stared at each other.

Yang Mi couldn’t laugh or cry:

"Why is it like this?"

Hearing this, the kid who was originally indebted to this audience, but now he made a big mistake, felt a little embarrassed on his face.

But that's okay.

Xu Xin smiled and said:

"Then let's have dinner together. They found such a good place for us, so we have to repay...cake~"

Looking at the sesame cakes, he asked curiously:

"I just happened to be curious about your profession. Is there any good food nearby? Let's chat while eating?"

"How embarrassing..."

"Hi, it's okay. Meeting is fate, what about you? How are you?"

Xu Xin looked at Yang Mi.

And the girl is also free and easy:

"Let's go, there is a Lao Jin Shabu Shabu restaurant here. I wanted to take you there tonight. It has a serious old Yanjing taste."

"Haha~ Let's go then."

After patting the fat brother on the shoulder, Young Master Xu, who was in high spirits after listening to the performance all afternoon, took the lead and walked towards the exit door.

As for the "couple" mentioned by Li Jing...

Hi.

It's not a novel. When others misunderstand it, the girl gets distracted or something.

Not really.

It was just a matter of talking and laughing.

…

Five or six tables.

A rather shabby little restaurant.

Copper pots were set up on every table, and under the fumigation of the heat, there was a mix of second-hand smoke, liquor, and human voices.

The three of them were lucky.

When I arrived, there was just the last empty table.

Moreover, they are halal and do not pay attention to opening the door on the eighth day of the lunar month when doing business.

The three of them sat down, and Yang Mi said she would treat her...

joke.

Who are you looking down on?

Young Master Xu wanted to rinse his mouth with two portions of Frosty Fatty Beef first.

Finally, when I took a look at the menu that looked very contemporary, I was immediately disappointed.

"What...how do you order this?"

His taste of Yanjing's hot-pot is still at the superficial stage of "Frost Descent" and "Australian Fat Beef".

Yang Mi glanced at the biscuits sitting with Xu Xin and said directly:

"Shaobing, you order."

"...I won't order..."

"Just order it."

Xu Xin handed him the menu without any explanation.

And although this kid is usually reckless, he was actually quite polite at this time.

While he was talking, he had already poured tea for the two of them.

The teapot in his hand was still pointed at himself.

Well behaved.

After taking the menu, I looked at it...looking at the 38 portion of hand-cut mutton...

A little embarrassed.

I wrote two ordinary Inner Mongolian lamb orders on the menu paper that the boss brought over, and then asked the two of them:

"Two portions of meat... okay? Then we'll order some hot-boiled vegetables..."

"Two portions of meat? Also ordering dishes? What kind of dishes? Are you feeding the rabbit?"

Although he knew that the child was being polite and didn't want the two of them who were treating him to waste money.

But Young Master Xu, who was even holding lobsters and chewing them, wouldn't let him eat even a tin of mutton. Is that still okay?

You go to northern Shaanxi and ask about it.

Maybe we were poor before, but if we don't serve guests a meal of stewed mutton that can be smashed and make the guests roll their eyes, how can that be the style of the old Qin people in the rich land of San Qin?

Not to mention...

With your physique, you still have a long body for your age, right?

Forget about two sets.

The people of Yanjing are too good at business. There seems to be so much mutton that you can't even get a piece of shit out of the pot.

Are five plates of meat enough for you?

So, he simply took the menu paper, glanced at the most expensive meat on the menu, and wrote directly:

“Hand-cut meat—upper brain X8”

After finishing writing, in the shocked eyes of Shaobing, he looked at Yang Mi and said:

"You have two plates, I have three plates, and I have five plates of sesame biscuits. Those two plates of lamb are just for appetizers. Let's eat like this for now. If we don't have enough, come again?"

"..."

"..."

Don't talk about these two people.

Even the diners in this small restaurant turned their heads...

Is this grandson here to eat meat or to cause trouble...

But in his memory, he only wanted to eat mutton, and he had to eat it. Young Master Xu raised the menu paper:

"Let's take a look at this first. If it's not enough, we'll order more. Boss, three bottles of Bingfeng...ah, no, Arctic Ocean."

"..."

Yang Mi didn't say anything, but found it quite interesting.

Shaobing, on the other hand, swallowed his saliva and said politely:

"No, no, no, brother, I can't eat, I really can't..."

Polite as hell.