I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 642 640 Wedding Surprise

Chapter 642 640. Wedding Surprise

December 22, 2010.

sunny.

After the morning exercise, Yang Mi was panting and wiped the sticky sweat from her head and kicked her hard.

"Go take a shower quickly."

"..."

Xu Xin didn't move at all, leaning against the bed and continuing to be in a daze.

At this moment, his mind was completely empty, and he didn't even have a single thought. He just stared at the ceiling, his eyes fixed.

Seeing that her husband remained silent, Yang Mi was a little puzzled:

"What are you thinking about?"

"……have no idea."

Xu Xin replied dryly:

"I just feel... out of strength."

The young woman did not understand the meaning of her husband's words, but asked jokingly:

"Ouch, sir, what's going on? Back then, you were bragging about your 1N7T. You're not even thirty yet, so you can't do it?"

"...What is 1N7T?"

Hearing a completely unfamiliar term, his eyes became somewhat curious and no longer so empty.

"ONE NIGHT SEVEN TIMES."

Yang Mi casually said something in English.

After Xu Xin was stunned for a moment, he stuttered and translated according to the meaning of the word:

"Seven o'clock in the evening... ah no, seven o'clock in the evening? Then do you have to add AM, PM and other expressions? And... it seems that English should not be composed of such words..."

"..."

Yang Mi opened her mouth...

For a moment, I didn't know what to say.

Should I say you work hard? A fool who knew 24 of the 26 letters in English suddenly transformed into someone who can now translate the meaning of sentences based on the words?

Or should I say...are you so stupid that you can't even hear nice things?

After thinking about it, she finally could only say:

"You can't just memorize the words, you have to start learning English seriously from Ai Qing."

"oh……"

Xu Xin, whose mind was still empty, responded perfunctorily, and then continued to pose on the bed in a "big" posture.

"Tsk."

The young woman's eyes were filled with regret.

She actually prefers wood to big.

pity.

She stopped caring about him and walked to the bathroom on her own.

After washing and rinsing, I took a shower for another ten minutes.

After coming out with a bath towel, she was just about to start taking care of her skin. When she saw Xu Xin was still showing off, she was really speechless this time:

"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Well……"

Xu Xin, who came to his senses again, glanced at his wife and said:

"No, I'm just tired."

"...But why do I feel that you are not just tired now, but more like...your energy and energy have been drained away. Oops!"

She was a little panicked:

"Can it be that I can't hide the secret of my star-absorbing magic!?"

"..."

Looking at his wife who was possessed by drama for a second, Xu Xin rolled his eyes:

"How much do you look down on my Okamoto Co., Ltd. brand?"

"Hey, hey, hey, he's world-class."

Yang Mi waved her hands with a smile, sat on the edge of the bed, and said softly:

"Is it because of "The Hawthorn Tree"?"

I have to admit, finding an actor as a wife is really exciting.

Especially looking for a method actor.

Everyone has their own templates in their hearts. Just put a mask on your face. One moment you will be a succubus in the world, and the next moment you will be a good wife and mother.

After hearing this, Xu Xin pursed his lips:

"The place where I cramped just now."

"Yes, Master~"

The good wife and mother seamlessly switched to massage for the blind.

She began to help her husband relax his thigh muscles, and then heard her lover say:

"The reason for "The Hawthorn Tree"... After all, a lot of things have happened since I was preparing this movie last year. Now it's finally released. Although I don't know the box office response yet, but... after it comes to an end, I feel The pressure on my body is really much less. But...I feel more relaxed. How fast time flies..."

"No."

Yang Mi responded:

"Obviously I feel like I just had the New Year's Eve dinner last year, and this year it's the end of the year... Sigh. I don't know if Uncle Wu's geese have laid eggs this year..."

"..."

Xu Xin’s mouth twitched:

"You are so embarrassed to mention it... How many times have I been bitten by his geese when I have grown up! I have never seen anyone subdue an animal like a goose! Come on, go there three times and give someone a goose Too scared to lay eggs..."

"I'm going to put a seal on it later!"

"Is that a thing?!"

Looking at his innocent-looking wife, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Then he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief:

"Huh...that's great."

Unconsciously he squeezed his wife's soft and warm little hand, and his posture changed to lying on his side.

Just this one action made him grin.

At this moment, all the muscles in his body seemed to be sending out signals, and they were extremely sore.

He was really exhausted.

"Next...it's time to get busy with the wedding. Have you chosen your wedding dress?"

"Well, I just tried the first version two days ago. There are a few small details that need to be modified. I will have someone go to Italy to pick it up after New Year's Day."

"Invitation card?"

"I haven't written it yet, but it's coming soon. The styles have been selected... I think they will be available after New Year's Day. Your clothes are also done... Actually, there is nothing to do. The wedding car, banquet, ceremony, and procedures are all taken care of by my father. It's fine. We don't have to worry about it... Oh yes, best man and bridesmaid, how many best men do you have?"

"...ten, how about it?"

"Wheel, Old Wolf, and Old Wang are the three...who do you call the other seven?"

"Xu Yang and Xu Zhilin are so stupid."

"Well……"

Yang Mi thought for a while and started to lick her fingers:

"Ten bridesmaids, let me do the math... Shishi, Fei Fei..."

"Who is Fei Fei?"

"Liu Yifei."

"..."

Looking at her husband who didn't know what to say, Yang Mi continued to count:

"Yang Ying...count her. Count Tang Yan too. That's only four...eh? I suddenly realized that my social circle is such a failure. I can't even think of who is suitable to be the bridesmaid."

"Gong Xinliang?"

"don't want."

Yang Mi shook her head:

"If I'm looking for someone, I'll definitely look for someone I know. As for her... uh..."

Suddenly, she seemed to realize that this was not good, so she said:

"Then you ask Lao Lang, otherwise Lao Lang will feel uncomfortable. If he agrees, then I will leave a place for Gong Xinliang."

"Well... let's count her first, that's five. Jiaojiao, Baozi, that's seven... Bing... uh..."

"..."

Yang Mi's massaging hand suddenly paused.

Xu Xin also blinked...

Then, the couple naturally moved beyond the name and continued to think about it.

"Since you have chosen people in the industry, don't call friends who are not in the industry this time. So... let's start with actresses you know and think you have a good relationship with. What do you think?"

"……good."

Yang Mi nodded in response and continued to ponder.

But the problem is, she doesn't have many contacts with actresses.

What I don't mean by this is "acquaintance", but the kind of relationship that is pretty good.

Thinking about it...

"Why don't you find our classmates? Yuan wuwuwu..."

Xu Xin covered his wife's mouth angrily:

"I know for sure that if you stare at me, you'll definitely start holding in your farts! If she can't do that, get out of here!"

"Oh, bah! Your hands are so salty!"

The young woman's eyes were full of disgust, and she wiped her mouth with her arm.

Then he said:

"Jiaojiao counts as one."

"8."

"Uh... Wen Jing, how are you?"

"The one you said is not very smart? What is her partner's name... Bao..."

"Bao Beier."

"Yes, yes, let her forget it. When the time comes, people will say that it is not appropriate for you to have nine bridesmaids and one idiot."

"……Right."

While nodding, the young woman fell into trouble again:

"Then who should you choose among the remaining two? You can't choose this, and you can't choose that..."

"...How about you include Di Wei?"

"She?...I'm not very familiar with her."

"She has a pretty good personality. Lao Wang and Lao Lang both speak highly of her."

"Okay. Then count her as one of the nine. What about the last one?"

"Guo Caijie? How are you? I haven't seen this girl for a long time."

"Oh yes, Caijie, why did I forget about her? Last time we had dinner together, I even asked her to be my bridesmaid."

Hearing this, Xu Xin was stunned:

"Are you two connected?"

"Yes, whenever she comes to Yanjing, she will call me."

"……Fine."

Xu Xin nodded:

"When the time comes, let Lao Lang play the piano for us, let Lao Luo sing congratulatory songs for us, and let Lao Wang pay for our wedding... Well, I have made the best use of these friends."

I didn't care at all whether my hands would get cold while playing the piano in the cold weather when I got married.

I don’t care how much my wedding will cost.

Not to mention whether Jay Chou will sing until his throat becomes hoarse...

In his heart, after he had found these three wrongdoers by default, he suddenly felt that the burden on him was once again lifted.

More relaxed.

And Yang Mi also felt that it was natural. Even if these are just jokes...

But it's also good to tease them.

A thousand days to raise three great children should be spent on this moment!

GOGOGO, go, go, go!

"Then I'll give them a call first?"

"Okay. Then get up quickly. It's just the two of us who have to find a place to sleep at noon."

"Um……"

Xu Xin responded lazily and found the phone number of the first big grievance.

…

"Dudu... hello? Has Lao Xu called you?"

"I just finished the beating... Did you also get a beating?"

"Nonsense, he asked me to bear all the expenses of his wedding! Are you looking for a best man? Isn't this looking for someone to take advantage of you?"

"He also said that he would set up a small stage for me alone. People usually play recorded songs at weddings. He asked me to sing live! It's beyond the limit!"

"...Have you asked what's going on with Old Wolf?"

"No... Hey, just open SKYPE and ask him directly."

"Okay. Hang up."

soon……

"VIPW999", "JAY", and "MR.LANG" started the conference chat mode.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"I heard that. Hey, I also want to ask you two, has Lao Xu called you two?"

"Hit both of us, asking me to bear the expenses of his wedding, and let the wheel sing the congratulatory song on the spot... What did you say?"

Following Wang Sicong's question, Lang Lang said vividly:

"Hey, Old Wolf, let me tell you something. You will be the best man at my wedding. Then I will get you a piano and you will give me live accompaniment. Okay, that's it, I'll give up. ...Then He just died."

"Holy crap! Why is your life so easy? Just play the piano and that's all?"

Wang Sicong's voice was full of surprise.

But Lang Lang was speechless:

"What do you mean my life is easy? Brother, he is going to serve wine in front of the ancestral temple. Do you know how cold it is to play the piano outside in the winter? It's already four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles!"

"...Then you are happier than a wheel."

"What's wrong with the wheels?"

"Axin asked me to sing live. He said that all the songs for his wedding must be my songs, and then... he asked me to make a skewer accompaniment for him in advance, and then he would set up a small stage for me to sing live. .”

"Pfft... Hahahahahahaha, a human-powered karaoke machine? Hahahahahahaha."

Lang Lang burst into laughter.

While laughing, he said:

"In total, it is easiest for Lao Wang to just settle the accounts for the wedding and be done with it."

"It's so simple! Although Lao Xu didn't mention it when he called today, I asked Uncle Xu before. I asked him, "Uncle, what are you planning to do for Xu Xin's wedding? Did you know they are going to have a big show! It will take several days." A flowing table! A one-stop shop for food, drinks and entertainment... I estimate conservatively that at least Lao Xu's wedding will cost eight figures! Now he actually asked me to pay the bill... Do you think he is a human being!"

"Dududu~"

At this time, suddenly a series of bubbles sounded.

As the host of the online conference, Wang Sicong saw the prompt:

"XUXIN" applied to join the conference connection.

"Lao Xu is here."

He said something and then let Xu Xin in.

Then, amid the noise of the wind, Xu Xin’s voice sounded:

"I saw that the three of you in the Q group were silent, and I immediately knew that you were doing something small here! You three are so unenlightened that you even formed a small group! Get them all out and shoot them for five minutes!"

"No, where are you? Why is it so noisy?"

"It's in the car. We are going to the Brick Factory to have a bowl of fried noodles... Is it noisy? I won't smoke then."

Soon, the wind noise on his side quieted down.

"What's up, comrades, have you three completed the work you are responsible for? I will leave it to you on the wedding day."

"We don't deserve to be taken advantage of! Why should I spend money on your wedding?"

"That's right! If you use my songs, I won't ask you for payment. Why do you want me to sing LIVE!"

"My hands are worth tens of millions! Or dollars! You want me to play the piano for you in the middle of winter? Do you know that you are killing the civilized process of piano art!"

"Ah this..."

Xu Xin seemed a little embarrassed when the three people attacked him.

But at this moment, Yang Mi’s voice sounded:

"He was joking with you three. How could he really let you come like this? He doesn't feel sorry for you, but I still feel sorry for you."

"Hehehe... Dami is better."

"Mimi is awesome!"

"My sister Mi is so strong!"

The three people immediately started touting.

All kinds of compliments were thrown at Yang Mi's head as if she wanted no money.

But Yang Mi immediately changed the subject:

"But having said that, if I ask you to be the best man, you must prepare some surprises."

Before he finished speaking, the most alert Wang Sicong said subconsciously:

"What surprise does the bridesmaid have in store?"

"Well……"

Yang Mi, who was driving, rolled her eyes and said:

"I didn't ask the bridesmaids for a surprise."

"Are you treating me differently?"

"That's right! It's not fair at all!"

"That's not good. Men and women must be equal!"

The three of them were unhappy again.

But Yang Mi looked confident:

"Oh, please listen to me first. Do you know how many groomsmen there are this time? Ten! Ten bridesmaids, matched with ten bridesmaids! Each of these ten bridesmaids are as beautiful as flowers..."

"Tch, don't do this. There are only three of them, Liu Shishi, Liu Yifei, and Yang Ying, right?"

The eldest young master's voice was filled with the pride of "I have seen through your little trick."

Then I heard something:

"Then what? Keep counting for me. Who else?"

"Well……"

Wang Sicong started to get stuck.

After thinking for a while, he asked tentatively:

"Baozi? Jiaojiao?"

"Well... that's okay. Let me include them both, that's only five. There are five more left. These people are all beauties... Have you ever attended a wedding and made a fuss about the bridesmaids? You don’t need me to tell you anything, right?”

"..."

All of a sudden, the three of them were completely speechless.

"It's time for the bridesmaid and best man... but they have to play games..."

"Sister... um... what kind of surprise do you think is enough to express our admiration for you?"

"Well..."

In Xu Xin's helpless eyes of "these three idiots", the young woman smiled proudly:

"If I don't tell you, why don't you think about it yourself?"

"...?"

The three of them were stunned.

Then I heard Yang Mi say again:

"If you don't do well, I will deduct points from you in my heart."

"...???"

"Remember, those who are willing don't need to be taught, but those who are unmotivated cannot be taught. Right?"

"..."

In the mysterious silence, Yang Mi said:

"Okay, let's go eat fried noodles, hang up."

Toot.

"XUXIN" left the conference call.

During the call between the remaining three people...

After a while, Wang Sicong said:

"Is she... with the three of us in PUA?"

"Okay...it seems so."

"Oh my god, how could there be such a terrifying woman?"

After hearing Lang Lang's words, Wang Sicong quickly denied:

"No, you should be happy."

"What are you thankful for?"

"Such a terrifying woman is married to Lao Xu. So the ultimate goal of the two brothers now is to ensure that these two people will be together forever. Lao Xu is like an iron cage, trapping the honey. Do you understand? If the two of them If you get divorced, then you might know how many big cabbages Da Mi will harm after she comes out of the cage!"

"...Does that mean Mimi is a wild boar?"

"Holy crap! I didn't say that. Don't talk nonsense. I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Hahaha!"

The three gentlemen started chatting again.

And after chatting for a while...

"So, seriously, what kind of gift should we prepare to express our feelings?"

After hearing Lang Lang's words, the two fell silent.

yes.

Best friends get married.

Do you need to do something to express your feelings?

It's no joke. You are responsible for the wedding expenses and I am responsible for playing the piano.

It's a serious gift.

After Lang Lang finished speaking, Jay Chou thought for a while and said:

"What's there... over there at the Shenmu? Are there any high-rise buildings like the 101 Building or the Bund in Shanghai where you can advertise? We can advertise and bless him."

"That's too vulgar."

Wang Sicong quickly denied it, and then said quietly:

"Besides... there seems to be nothing in Shenmu, right? All I know about that place is that it produces coal, and there is a stadium that Lao Xu used as a test site for the Olympics... eh?"

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, and an idea flashed in his mind, and he said:

"Shouldn't it be over if we just have a concert?"

"ha?"

"..."

Wang Sicong pursues the inspiration in his mind:

"I'll pay for it! You two contribute! Let's book the stadium in Shenmu and hold a free concert! Wheel, you choose the songs, Lao Lang, you will accompany you! Then we'll bring in a symphony orchestra or something... No money! It's free. Come and see! Let’s celebrate the wedding of Lao Xu and Dami! Let everyone in the county know that they are married! How about it!?”

"..."

moment.

Lang Lang spoke:

"Hey, I was watching "Bright Sword" just now, and there was something Li Yunlong said about Chu Yunfei, which is a very appropriate description of you, Lao Wang."

"What did you say?"

"You're such a fucking genius!"

"..."

Wang Sicong was speechless, but Lang Lang continued to ask:

"Lun'er, how are you? What do you say?"

"...I'm already thinking about what song to choose."

"Do you still need to choose? "Lovely Woman", "Dao Ma Dan", "In the Name of the Father", "Double Blade", "Dragon Fist", "Tornado", "Broken String", "Trajectory", "Split" , "Quiet", "Elimination"..."

Following Wang Sicong's words, the two fell into silence again.

"..."

moment.

"There is a picture."

Lang Lang sighed.

Jay Chou responded:

"Well, there is a picture."

Lao Wang, you are really a genius.

"That's it? This matter... is kept secret. I'll call Xu Yang and the others and ask them to rent a venue! What about other aspects?"

"Just leave it to us."

"OK! Brothers! This time... give Lao Xu a big surprise!"

"It's done!"