I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

Lu Bai, you robbed our money, our fleet, and our university in country Y, and now you even want to rob the aircraft carrier?

By the way, there’s also the fucking Big Y Museum that we gave away for free.

You’ve already robbed so much, Lu Bai, are you still not satisfied?

Lacy knew that Lu Bai would definitely bring blood to their country Y this time, but he still underestimated Lu Bai's appetite. He even wanted an aircraft carrier.

But after giving the aircraft carrier, will Lu Bai even want to move the queen's palace to China?

It really doesn't matter if he gives this, but the aircraft carrier... He is really reluctant to part with it. This is the wealth that their Big Y Empire has saved for decades. Lu Bai wants half of their country with just one opening. This is nothing compared to them. The Great Y country was even more ruthless when it invaded the East.

...

At 16:38 pm, Lu Bai’s fifth tweet of the day belatedly topped the trending list on Twitter.

"Mr. Lacy, Queen Yibai, these two are my good friends. I just had a chat with Mr. Lacy and Queen Yibai in the car. They had a very pleasant chat. Mr. Lacy decided to take care of her from today on. Their Cambridge University in country Y has moved to China. In addition, country Y has an old aircraft carrier that is in disrepair and plans to hand it over to my Zhuanhuan second-hand goods company for cooperation at the price of one Chinese coin. "

Below the tweet are two photos, one of Queen Ibai and one of Mr. Lacy. Both of them are sitting in a car. They are smiling brightly when looking at the photos. But when netizens see these two photos When I was there, I always felt that the eyes of the two people were full of bitterness and I didn't know what was going on.

As soon as Lu Bai's tweet was sent out, it caused a sensation on the entire Internet.

"Lu Bai, he robbed again. Damn it."

"The leader is so awesome. He actually moved the world's second-ranked Cambridge University to China. Doesn't this mean that in the future we will have the opportunity to go to Cambridge without going abroad?

Suddenly I felt that Cambridge was just like that. "

"Not only is it Cambridge University, there is also an aircraft carrier here. I just took a fucking nap, and the leader grabbed three aircraft carriers. It is worthy of China's speed. I, Yang Wei, am convinced, bang bang bang, give it to the leader Grandpa kowtows, the leader is mighty."

Huang Long: "Fortunately, I stopped early, otherwise I wouldn't be able to fill Lu Bai's teeth with my little pickle. I used to think that Lu Bai was already bullying others in China, but now look at Lu Bai's performance outside, then Is it just a gentle touch to my Huanglong?

Lu Bai is actually quite kind. "

Song Peng: "Have you seen the news on the Internet? Our son-in-law, our son-in-law, he robbed another aircraft carrier. He did a good job. Damn old man, I feel so happy just listening to it. Lu Bai. , that’s my son-in-law, my Song Peng’s son-in-law, hahaha.”

After saying that, Song Peng immediately found a photo of his family of four having a meal on his phone, and then proudly posted it to Moments.

"Lu Bai, my son-in-law."

Five simple words are enough to express all Song Peng's mood at this moment.

Yes, that's right, just to show off, to show off that he has found such a good son-in-law for his daughter.

What, he tried his best to prevent his daughter from getting married to Lu Bai back then?

Fart, that's nothing.

Liu Huarong: "Another aircraft carrier has been snatched, making it three. My God, I didn't even dare to write such a script when I was writing it. Lu Bai actually did it. He... is really powerful. It seems that the script of Evil Gate King is The name needs to be changed, let’s call him the world’s most amazing bandit.”

Chapter 41: Tired of robbing, change to something else

After Lu Bai's fifth tweet was posted, netizens were really shocked. However, netizens simply thought that Lu Bai was a "gangster", and few people would contact more things based on one tweet.

But some people are different.

That is the top officials of those countries that own aircraft carriers.

No matter how you look at it, why do you think Lu Bai sent this tweet just for them to see?

Look...Both Beautiful Country and Y Country have asked me to recycle the aircraft carrier. Do you think you are interested in it?

There are not many countries that own aircraft carriers, and many of them only have one aircraft carrier. If this was recycled... it would be a bit deceiving.

The aunt can endure it, but the uncle can only endure it too.

In fact, everyone saw what Lu Bai meant from Lu Bai's tweets, but everyone pretended not to know in a tacit understanding.

until...

Lu Bai's sixth tweet: "@阿三, I heard that your Ah San has three aircraft carriers, and they are all too damaged to go into the sea. It's very troublesome for this aircraft carrier to be damaged. I want to help you solve it together. You guys I won’t have any objections.”

Ah San???

Are we also guilty of having several aircraft carriers?

Why did Lu Bai diss us in the first place and also want three aircraft carriers at once?

Their senior management had just finished a meeting and said that if Lu Bai really snatched it, they would give him an aircraft carrier. Anyway, they had three.

But what they never expected was that when Lu Bai opened his mouth, there were three aircraft carriers.

Want them all?

Don't play like this. The beautiful country, the world's most powerful country, has eleven aircraft carriers, but you only asked for two. We only have three in total. You want to have them all at once.

Ah San would definitely be unwilling to agree.

At this moment, Lucky Island stood up. The Emperor of Lucky Island did not say anything, and directly held a press conference saying that their only aircraft carrier on Lucky Island was eliminated today. If Mr. Lu Bai intends to acquire it, it will cost one dollar. I sold it to Lu Bai.

Surrender.

So what if they don't surrender? Ah San and Lu Bai have no grudges. Lu Bai said there were three ships. With the relationship between their Lucky Island and Lu Bai and Huaxia, it's strange that their aircraft carriers can be saved. They might as well take the initiative to give them away. Please give Lu Bai a favor.

It must be said that the emperor is still very politically wise.

As Lucky Island took the initiative to raise the white flag, other countries with aircraft carriers also spontaneously eliminated their own aircraft carriers. For a time, the news on the entire network was about the elimination of aircraft carriers from various countries and the news that Lu Bai wanted to acquire them. Following the beautiful country and Y country , Lucky Island, Lu Bai acquired 5 more aircraft carriers.

In the end, Ah San had to compromise and let Lu Bai purchase twelve aircraft carriers for 10 yuan.

Why it only cost twelve yuan? Lu Bai said it was because Asan's aircraft carrier was too broken and he could only pay one yuan for three ships.

...

The news that Lu Bai acquired twelve aircraft carriers spread back to China almost at the same time. When the naval generals heard the news, they all suddenly realized it.

Ever since Lu Bai robbed 10 trillion beautiful coins from outside, the Navy has contacted Lu Bai and wanted to ask Lu Bai for more money to build more aircraft carriers. However, Lu Bai only approved his "Lu Bai" "Besides, he didn't give any extra money and told them to wait first.

At first, these naval generals were very puzzled. Lu Bai was very happy to approve money to major universities and provinces. Why was it so laborious for their navy to ask for money?

I didn't expect Lu Bai to have such a method.

It's a lot of trouble to build an aircraft carrier on your own, so if I go out and help you snatch it, it's all over, and I'll snatch twelve of them at once. This...

"Boss, are we really going to have twelve more aircraft carriers soon?"

"Old Li Tou, haven't you read the news? It's true, we really have twelve more aircraft carriers all at once."

"I'm just kidding him. This kid Lu Bai is really good at robbing him."

"Old Zhangtou, please speak to me properly. What is robbing? This is obviously an acquisition, a normal trade transaction."

"Yes, that's right, this is a business. Lu Bai spent ten yuan to buy these twelve aircraft carriers."

As soon as he finished speaking, all the naval generals in the meeting couldn't help but hissed.

Twelve aircraft carriers were bought for ten yuan. If the news hadn't broken out, they would have thought they were playing Monopoly.

Why can't it be a dream?

Because they don't dare to think like this in their dreams. Only those kind of mindless games can have this kind of refreshing feeling.

"But with twelve aircraft carriers, we don't seem to have enough naval personnel."

"If it's not enough, just recruit."

"With so many aircraft carriers, we won't be lucky enough to come back."

"If we can't bring them back, today I will go down to the sea to pull these aircraft carriers back to China. This is the treasure that Lu Bai worked so hard to get back for us."

Are you sure it's a lot of hard work?

Why do I feel that Lu Bai opened his mouth and was snatched back?

However, no one would tell anyone about it, as long as they were happy and happy. They would never do such a thing as robbery.

It was all Lu Bai, yes, it was Lu Bai himself who did it.

After Lu Bai grabbed the things... no, after purchasing the things, he threw them to Zhou Zhenggang to take charge of. He was too lazy to take care of it himself. Zhou Zhenggang was extremely excited after receiving Lu Bai's instructions.

Then he went to work for Lu Bai.

Although this aircraft carrier was acquired by Lu Bai, Lu Bai left all this work to me. It’s not too much for him to take a share of the success.

And this achievement alone was enough for him to sit on that chair.

Now if his daughter were to be Lu Bai's mistress, no, even the fourth and fifth mistress, Zhou Zhenggang would not have any objections. For the sake of China, it would be nothing to pay such a small amount.

What's more, his daughter is also willing.

It's a pity that Lu Bai has no idea at all.

At this time, Lu Bai was talking to Lacy about the medical treatment in country Y.

"Mr. Lacy, I heard that your country Y's medical level is also world-leading. Is this true?"

Lacy felt numb all over when she heard what Lu Bai said.

The aircraft carrier was robbed, the university was robbed, and now the hospital is being robbed?

"Mr. Lu Bai, our medical care in country Y is actually really good..."

"Mr. Lacy, I want you to speak nicely."

"Um... Actually, the medical level of our country Y is very good. I can't say it is the best in the world, but it is still in the leading position. Mr. Lu Bai, if you need it."

"Need, need, I need it very much right now."