I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

Chapter 42 Lu Bai is seriously ill

Qiandu Encyclopedia suddenly changed a new word today: robber.

Robber, Chinese vocabulary. Pinyin: qiáng dào Definition: It is an illegal act that uses violence to forcibly take property belonging to others as one's own.

Now there are only two words left in the definition of robber. To be precise, it is a person's name: Lu Bai.

Robber = Lu Bai.

Lu Bai uses his own name to redefine a word. This is the first time Lu Bai has appeared in the history of Qiandu Encyclopedia. It will probably not happen again in the future.

It is true that it is unprecedented and unprecedented.

As a result, as soon as the word "robber" was updated, it immediately dominated the rankings on the entire Internet. He even stayed at the top of Weibo's hot searches for a whole day.

There is no one else on this card.

Chinese netizens even had fun all day long because of this word, and time seemed to have returned to the time when Lu Bai first debuted. Today they are enjoying themselves.

"Robber = Lu Bai, Qiandu Encyclopedia, you are very good, very good, so good that you will die."

"Qiandu Encyclopedia, you are really not afraid of Lu Bai, are you? You dare to compare our leader to a robber, how bold."

"@鲁白, the leader of Qiandu Encyclopedia actually slandered you as a robber. Let's rob them Qiandu. I really can't bear to see him slander you like this. I strongly suggest that the leader activates the one dollar robbery skill."

"Hahaha, bandit, that's a good word to use. Although I, Yang Wei, have always been a model of patriotism on the Internet, I still want to say that using the word bandit to describe our leader is so fucking appropriate."

"Lu Bai is not a robber. There are no robbers in this world."

"Brothers, I just joined our cult. Can I quit now? They say our leader is a robber, so I am not considered a little robber."

"Okay, robbers. I like robbers. Leader, can you come and rape someone's house? My house has just been demolished and I have eight properties. If you rob me, I will give all my properties to you."

The word change of "robber = Lu Bai" was done by netizens who were good friends, but the review must have been reviewed by people from Qiandu Encyclopedia. How can it pass the review? Then you have to ask Qiandu Company.

In the eyes of netizens, Qiandu Company must be causing trouble deliberately.

that's the truth.

However, Qiandu Company did not expect that it would face the risk of being robbed after changing a word and browsing Lu Bai's popular Qiandu Encyclopedia.

His mother's Weibo hot search has been the number one for a day. Lu Bai must know this.

The consequences... they felt they couldn't bear it.

So Qiandu Company hurriedly issued an announcement: "Regarding the change of the word bandit, it was a mistake of our back-end review staff. After this incident, we immediately prepared to make changes, but the back-end did not know what the problem was. It has been The modification was not successful, and we apologize for this. ”

Then nothing happened.

Lu Bai himself was connected to the 10G network. As soon as this entry was changed, he received the message.

But he didn't care at all.

Robber explained Lu Bai, what does this have to do with me, Lu Bai, I am not a robber.

So he didn't pay much attention to this hotly searched topic.

Those who are clean will be clean by themselves.

Anyway, everyone in the world now knows that I, Lu Bai, am a simple and kind-hearted singer who has nothing to do with bandits. Besides, he has already planned to take a rest and become a bandit... Bah, it's robbery... Ah, bah, it is. Buying junk is not something you can do all the time.

But because "Lu Bai" had the same name as himself, Lu Bai still gave a little explanation. He posted a screenshot of his name on Twitter. The top is the word "Lu Bai", and the bottom is the number of people with the same name. A total of 1,782 people.

In other words, there are 1,782 people named Lu Bai. If divided, it is 1/1,782.

Such a small probability event has nothing to do with me, Lu Bai.

"Brothers, have you seen it? Our leader tweeted again. I knew this guy would definitely be tough on his words, but I just didn't expect him to use such a self-deceiving way. Rub."

"Damn, now everyone in the world, including babies in swaddling clothes, may know that you, Lu Bai, are a robber. You are the only one who is still taking screenshots."

"Don't talk about 1,782 people with the same name, just add six zeros at the end, there are 1.7 billion people, what's the use."

"This comparison is really tough." This was the final sigh of netizens.

But this kind of thing has no effect on Lu Bai's state of mind at all.

He wanted to see a doctor now. He felt that he was sick, and he was very sick. As for the cause of the disease, it must be the child in Song Qingci's belly.

But when Lacy heard that Lu Bai wanted to go to the hospital, he had different thoughts from Lu Bai. He felt that Lu Bai was planning to rob their hospital again.

"Why does this guy want to steal everything?"

After struggling for a long time, Lacy couldn't help but asked: "Mr. Lu Bai, do you want to find a doctor or a hospital? We still have several good hospitals in country Y."

"Hospital, what do I want with that thing? I don't want it."

Lu Bai's answer confused Lacy.

It turns out I didn’t want to rob the hospital.

That's good, that's good.

Then why did Lu Bai find a doctor?

Shouldn't...

The first thought in Laxi's mind was that Lu Bai was suffering from a terminal illness and was going to die.

That would be great.

But looking at Lu Bai's rosy skin, Laxi immediately put this thought out. Looking at Lu Bai like this, he doesn't look like he is unhealthy.

There is an old saying in China, "A disaster will last for a thousand years." It's okay if he doesn't live for a thousand years, otherwise the blue star will have to be renamed Lu Xing.

"Mr. Lu Bai, if you don't go to the hospital, why do you go to the doctor?"

"To see a doctor, can I rob your hospital? Laxi, I tell you, I feel very uncomfortable now. I think I am sick, and I have a serious illness. You should find the most famous doctors in your country Y to see me.

In addition, check my wife.

You also know that my wife has been pregnant for almost a month. She can always hear some strange instructions from the child now. This is very, very weird. I want to check her."

Lu Bai is sick, Laxi will definitely not believe it, but it is normal to check Song Qingci's body.

After all, Song Qingci is now pregnant for a month.

Laxi and Queen Yibai had already discussed with Lu Bai that when they arrived in their country Y, Lu Bai would live in the queen's palace, so Laxi notified his subordinates in the car and asked them to move the top doctors and equipment in Y country to the queen's palace to prepare a full-body examination for Lu Bai and his wife Song Qingci.

But soon after the news spread, rumors were flying everywhere.

As a result, the most unreliable one made foreign netizens take it very seriously.

"The cult leader Lu Bai is seriously ill, and he came to country Y to seek medical treatment."

Chapter 43 Special expert consultation

"Brothers, have you received the news? The evil god of China is seriously ill. I heard that he will die soon."

"I also received the news. It's better to die. Such an evil thing should not live on our blue planet. He should go to Mars."

"Damn it, Lu Bai is going to die. That's great. This bastard robbed three aircraft carriers from us, and we took them all. He is simply not a human being."

"I know that this Lu Bai will not be around for a few days. He is so evil. Even if we are used to seeing him, God will come to deal with him."

"Doctors from Country Y, I warn you, if any of you dare to cure Lu Bai, you will not live."

...

Chinese netizens: "What, Lu Bai Bai is going to die?"

"Yes, now foreign netizens are going crazy, saying that Lu Bai is seriously ill and will die soon."

"Fuck, these idiots, they dare to believe such words, even if the blue planet is destroyed, I don't believe that the leader will die, brothers, do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it, but I am a little worried about them now. Every time the leader is exposed to some bad news, it proves that our leader is going to make trouble."

"Is the leader going to make trouble again? That's great. I love to watch it. I want to watch it. Hurry up and do it. If the leader doesn't make trouble again, I'm going to be depressed."

Sabine: "Everyone, hide quickly. I'll hide first as a respect."

...

At 5:30 in the afternoon, the extended Lincoln slowly stopped at the Queen's palace, the main entrance of the Golden Ham Palace.

At the entrance of the palace, a group of senior officials were waiting to welcome the robber Lu Bai.

This robber, before he even stayed in their country Y, had already robbed them of a fleet, an aircraft carrier, a museum, and a world-ranked university. Looking back at history, he was much more ruthless than they were back then.

They knew the inside story better than the netizens, and knew that Lu Bai had no physical problems. He was looking for doctors all over country Y just to give his wife a physical examination. Of course, everyone present at this time had the same wish as the netizens, that is, Lu Bai was seriously ill and would die halfway.

But this could only be regarded as a wish at most.

When they saw Queen Yi Bai, their boss Laxi, and Lu Bai and his wife get out of the car, they were still full of shock on their faces.

Lu Bai and his wife Song Qingci had ruddy complexions and looked very healthy.

On the contrary, their queen and Laxi were pale and weak, and they almost fell to the ground when they got off.

So who is the patient?

But at this time, Laxi no longer cared about his legs that were so sore that he could hardly stand, and asked loudly: "Have all the top doctors in Country Y been invited?"

"Boss, they are all here, and they are waiting in the reception room now."