I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

Hearing his subordinates say this, Laxi hurriedly looked at Lu Bai: "Mr. Lu Bai, let's check you and your wife first, and then we will hold a welcome dinner?"

"Then listen to Mr. Laxi, let's check the body first, and then invite all the doctors together, let's have a consultation. By the way, how many doctors have you invited in total?"

"Replying to Mr. Lu Bai, we have invited the most well-known experts in various fields in Country Y, a total of 108 experts, and we have also brought the most advanced medical equipment to the Queen's Palace."

"More than a hundred experts, this is too many, then let these more than a hundred experts check my wife's body, the equipment is not needed, just bring ears and mouth."

What does it mean to check the body without any equipment, just bring ears and mouth?

But they soon understood.

...

"Dear experts, do you think my wife's body is a little abnormal?"

More than a hundred experts were stunned.

We are standing here without even moving, and you don't let us see your wife, so many people are all bowing their heads, you ask us if your wife's body is abnormal?

Chinese medicine still emphasizes observation, smelling, asking and palpation. Are we asking blindly?

The experts hesitated for a moment and didn't know how to start.

At this time, Lu Bai spoke again: "Experts, you don't need to say anything. I understand what you mean. My wife is indeed a little abnormal, but her body is still healthy. It's just a little weird, right?"

"Right."

"We..."

"Don't say it, I understand again, you think the same as I do.

That's right, it's my unborn son who has evil spirits.

Everyone says that I, Lu Bai, am evil, but in fact everyone has misunderstood. I, Lu Bai, am not evil at all. It's all my unborn son who did it. He is evil."

Hearing this, Laxi, who was sitting next to him, realized what was going on.

The dog's body was not feeling well, and Lu Bai wanted to check his body.

Lu Bai was clearly trying to pass the buck. He blamed all the evil things he did on his unborn child. The reason why he invited the most famous experts in their country Y was to ask them to endorse him.

Look, I, Lu Bai, have invited 100 of the most famous experts in Country Y to do a pregnancy test for my wife.

Guess what conclusion they came to.

That's right, I, Lu Bai, am not weird at all. What's weird is my unborn son, a bastard boy I temporarily named Lu Xiaobai.

The Laxi people were dumbfounded.

Can they still do this?

Queen Yibai looked at Lu Bai with her eyes wide open in surprise. How could Lu Bai have the nerve to say this kind of nonsense? He once again put the blame on his son for his weirdness, and this time he obviously wanted to make it a fact.

Can a normal person do such a thing?

Song Qingci lowered her head and looked at her belly that had not yet bulged, thinking, son, don't be like your father when you are born in the future, he is so shameless.

As for the experts present, they all had a very similar feeling, as if a big black pot was suddenly put on their heads and broke their spines.

We are doctors, we are good at curing diseases and saving lives, when have we been responsible for checking the evil?

But at this time, they dared not disobey anything Lu Bai said.

This was very difficult.

But soon they were no longer in trouble, because Lu Bai asked each of them to repeat what Lu Bai taught them to say, and Lu Bai was there recording with his mobile phone.

"After consultation with hundreds of experts from our country Y, Mr. Lu Bai and his wife Song Qingci are very healthy, but we have found out through professional equipment that the child in Lu Bai's wife Ms. Song Qingci's belly is very evil. According to the equipment, the evil that was previously circulated on the Internet was all the evil of Lu Bai's unborn child, and had nothing to do with Lu Bai.

Here, I, William Alexander, take full responsibility for what I said.

Here, I...

Here, I..."

Chapter 44 The moat can't be saved?

Lu Bai is seriously ill, looking for a doctor?

He can go to his uncle.

He obviously asked someone to take the blame for him. Not only did he let the experts take the blame, he even used his unborn son.

This bastard, how could he be so bastard.

Which hospital can detect the evil? Lu Bai, tell us.

And Lu Bai even threatened hundreds of internationally renowned medical experts to endorse him, saying that they would take full responsibility for what they said.

When did the evil thing fall under the control of doctors? Besides, you guys are the only ones who can take the responsibility for Lu Bai's evil?

Not to mention you, even the entire Great Y Empire, they don't dare to say such things now.

If they dare to say it, the Great Y Empire may be gone in a few days.

After seeing the nearly two-hour video posted by Lu Bai on Twitter, netizens were all complaining crazily, complaining that Lu Bai was not a human, complaining that Lu Bai was a dog, and complaining that he was really stubborn.

But while complaining, everyone felt that Lu Bai was a little cute.

This is a bit strange.

Lu Bai is now the most famous robber in the world, how can he be cute?

Does a dog being tough mean being cute?

Netizens can’t figure it out, but they think Lu Bai is more and more cute, and his toughness is real.

After Lu Bai posted the nearly two-hour video he shot online, it received hundreds of millions of hits in just ten minutes. From this number of hits, it can be seen that Lu Bai is now really famous all over the world.

How he became famous is not important at all.

Anyway, people all over the world should know a man named Lu Bai who used to be a robber.

And what is this robber doing now?

He just sent away more than a hundred medical experts who came to consult him.

Even when these medical experts were about to leave, he opened his mouth and praised: "You are worthy of being the most authoritative experts in Country Y. Your medical technology is really the best, the best that I, Lu Bai, have ever seen in my life."

It would have been better if Lu Bai didn't praise him. When Lu Bai praised him, more than a dozen doctors couldn't stand Lu Bai's praise and fainted.

They stood in front of Lu Bai for nearly two hours. Lu Bai asked everyone to record videos one by one, and they didn't dare to look up at Lu Bai's wife, which caused them to have some hypoglycemia.

Then they were praised by Lu Bai again.

If Lu Bai really praised their medical skills, it would be fine. His praise just now was obviously disgusting to them, and it disgusted them the most.

Expert: "Lu Bai, can't you just keep silent? At least we can still walk out of this golden palace safely."

Many years later, many experts were asked about the consultation with the evil god Lu Bai at the golden palace.

"Don't ask, I really don't remember."

"Grandpa, have you really seen the evil god Lu Bai?"

"No, I haven't seen him. How could Grandpa see a big man like the evil god?" (Evil God, ahahaha, is he still a human?)

"But grandma said you saw the evil god. Grandma also said that the evil power of the evil god is very strong. You came back from seeing him and were hospitalized that night."

...

"Uncle, was Master Lu really seriously ill that year?"

"Did you cure Master Lu?"

"Uncle, you are really great."

"I...%￥ # %￥#@#￥@@! @!!!!!!!"

There are countless versions of the story about the consultation that day. Some say it was cured by expert No. 1, and some say it was cured by expert No. 108. Anyway, the experts who participated that day were very sure that Lu Bai was really seriously ill at the time, and that Lu Bai's unborn son could do evil things. As for the equipment that can check for evil things, it has been confiscated by their Y government.

Anyway, this matter finally passed with some suspense.

However, at that time, everyone thought that Lu Bai was really seriously ill, because after being examined by these doctors, Lu Bai decided to stay in Country Y for recuperation, probably for two months.

That is to say, before Lu Bai went to the United States to receive the award, he would stay in Country Y for a long time.

When receiving this news, countless countries seemed to have celebrated another National Day, and the people were also very happy. Even the streets and alleys of the United States were decorated with lights and colors. Those who didn't know thought that they were celebrating the Spring Festival for the Chinese people.

Only the people of Country Y, if you meet anyone on the street, you can find despair in a corner of this person's face.

Lu Bai, he won't leave?

He will stay in our Country Y for two months?

Oh my god.

If Lu Bai stays in their Country Y for two months, with Lu Bai's bandit style of doing things, it feels like their moat will not be able to be protected.

Really %￥#@￥%%￥#@@@@! ! ! !

Finally, someone mentioned that Lu Bai had a wishing fountain on Weibo in China, which was quite effective, so tens of thousands of netizens from Country Y downloaded Weibo crazily.

They actually went to Lu Bai's wishing fountain to make a wish.

"Mr. Lu Bai, I am from Country A. I admire you very much. Can you stop staying in Country Y and come to our Country A to have fun?"