I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

"Mr. Lu Bai, I am from country B. People admire you very much. Mr. Lu Bai, come to our country B to have fun. When the time comes, they will be your tour guide. Mr. Lu Bai, you can do whatever you want, okay? "Yes, Mr. Lu Bai."

"I am from country C. I represent country C. I pray that Mr. Lu Bai can favor our country C."

"I am in country D. I very much welcome Mr. Lu Bai to come to our country D."

The sudden surge in the number of downloads on Webo has stunned Webo officials.

"What's going on? Why did our meager download volume increase so much today? Is there any activity in the operations department?"

"Boss, no, I just checked the data. The IP addresses of more than 10 million new downloads today are all in country Y."

"Country Y, isn't the leader Lu Bai in country Y?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I understand. Now let the operations department come up with a plan immediately. Let's say that the leader Lu Bai has a wishing fountain in our meager place. It's very effective. It's really unexpected that this advertisement will be spread abroad. Our meager One day I will be able to go out into the world.

I'm going to find the chairman now. I need to apply for funds for this matter and thank our leader Lu. "

...

And just when netizens in country Y and Weibo began to take action, netizens in China were not idle either. They also discovered the irregularity of Lu Bai's wishing pool today.

"What the hell, why are so many people coming into our leader's wishing pool?"

"Looking at the IP, all his grandmothers are from country Y, but why are they all making wishes in the wishing well to let the leader go to other countries? Are they all tourists traveling in country Y?"

"Confirmed, you idiot upstairs, haven't you read Twitter? Our leader said that he will stay in country Y for two months to recuperate. This group of people must be from country Y. They are making wishes in this wishing pool. , I just hope that Lu Bai will leave their country Y as soon as possible. I just read the comments on the Internet. The people of country Y are now worried that Lu Bai will rob their Grand Canal. "

"Well...the leader is really fierce."

"Then you think that our leader is not so fierce, but I really want to see the leader take away the moat of country Y. I really don't know what a magnificent scene it will be, @鲁白, Leader, have you heard of the moat? It’s so fun. Do you have any ideas?”

As soon as this netizen's comment ended, Lu Bai instantly liked the comment, and then forwarded it to his Twitter, and asked on Twitter: "Moat, does State Y own it? I'm just curious. Ask, most curiously.”

Chapter 45 Death invitation, what the hell is this?

In fact, the very important reason why Lu Bai wanted to stay in Country Y was because of himself.

The company's acquisitions have been too fierce recently, and he was afraid of scaring people outside, so he thought of stopping his business of robbing the company for a while, and then took the opportunity to take a rest.

Another small part of the reason was that he heard from the staff of Golden Han Palace that Queen Yibai's eightieth birthday would be in two months. He had not participated in such an event, so he was curious to participate.

There will definitely be countless wealthy people participating, and he will see if he can cooperate with them.

robbery?

What can I say? We are all friends. How could I, Lu Bai, only think about robbery? I just want to have a friendly exchange with everyone, talk about business or something.

When Lu Bai was having dinner that night, he asked about this matter.

"Queen Yibai, I heard that you will turn 80 in two months. Is this true?"

When Queen Yibai heard Lu Bai's question, her already pale and unhealthy face instantly became even whiter.

She actually didn't know why Lu Bai mentioned this matter, but whenever Lu Bai spoke now, she would have to think for a long time before she dared to answer. Otherwise, she would be afraid that Lu Bai would think of robbing again. At that time, Queen Yibai would bear it. I can't help but think of the old Buddha from more than a hundred years ago. Did she come here like this back then?

As a result, she became extremely depressed as she thought about it.

Because she felt that the old Buddha was not as miserable as her current situation. Lu Bai was cutting flesh with a soft knife, and the more he cut, the more painful it became.

"Mr. Lu Bai, my old lady is old and her brain is not working very well now. I don't understand what you said?"

"Queen Yibai, have you even forgotten your birthday?"

"I forgot, I guess I forgot. You see, I'm such an old person, so I can't remember such little things."

"It's okay, I'll remember it for you. As shown in this Google search, December 16th is your eightieth birthday. I heard that you want to celebrate this year."

"Mr. Lu Bai, you have misunderstood. There is nothing, nothing, such as my eightieth birthday. I just asked one of your Chinese masters to calculate it for me this year. He said that I am very lucky this year, but I can't live this year." Eighty-year-old birthdays are prone to bloody disasters. "

"So that's it. Queen Yibai, which master are you looking for? Let me see if I recognize him. You must have been deceived.

My Queen, you also know that through the light of my son, I, Lu Bai, also have considerable experience in fortune telling. I have just calculated it for you. You will not be in trouble until your eightieth birthday, and not only will you live it, You have to do a lot of things. You have to invite the richest people in the world to ensure the prosperity of you and your country Y. Do you think? "

Laxi on the side was stunned after hearing Lu Bai's words.

No wonder Lu Bai suddenly said today that he didn't want to leave. He thought that their Y country had good feng shui and wanted to stay in Y country for a while. Damn it, he was thinking about the 80th birthday party of their Y country's queen.

Let their queen invite the richest people in the world?

Then what?

Lu Bai, you caught them all in one fell swoop?

Damn it, this guy is really evil.

I'm not afraid of robbers, I'm really afraid of robbers with culture.

Song Qingci, who was listening to Lu Bai's words, still had a calm face, but she was almost unable to hold back her anger. Fortunately, she had learned to manage her expression recently, otherwise, with Lu Bai's speaking style, she was really afraid of being rude at such a banquet.

As for Queen Yi Bai, after listening to Lu Bai's words, she was ready to find a rope and hang herself in a place without land.

Lu Bai, this is my 80th birthday, do you want me to be the most hated old lady in the world?

If I invite the richest people in the world to celebrate my birthday, then they will become a group of paupers when they go back. Needless to say, Lu Bai can definitely do this.

The old lady forced a smile and said, "Mr. Lu Bai, can I not celebrate this birthday?"

Lu Bai listened to Yi Bai's words, still smiling, "No, the 80th birthday is a very important birthday party. You have to celebrate it, but your great Y Empire may not be so good. Queen Yi Bai, you have to know whether your Y country can exist in the future. Now it all depends on you. You can't have any accidents."

Lu Bai's words were threatening, telling the old lady that you can't die now.

Then Lu Bai lived in the palace of the Queen of Y Country with Song Qingci.

He didn't plan to do any business during this period, so he had a lot of free time. When he had nothing to do, he would post some strange things on his Weibo.

"Update one chapter on Lantern Festival. Are you going to update the next chapter on Qingming Festival? If not, I will send you a blade."

As soon as this Weibo was sent out, a well-known online writer wrote a 30,000-word chapter overnight.

On this day, Lu Bai was named the God of Urging Updates by netizens.

"I just learned a robbery trick from this lantern holder. I don't know if it works. I'll try it later."

On that day, a self-built house of a certain family collapsed inexplicably, which was really strange.

On this day, Lu Bai was called the God of Inverted.

One night, Lu Bai suddenly sent a sentence, "Wind, can you be gentler?"

An old lady who was sleeping at home was blown by the wind to the flowerbed downstairs in her community and slept on a tree for a night.

On this day, Lu Bai was called the God of Wind.

Anyway, Lu Bai had a very comfortable time in Country Y.

It's just that many rich people were very uncomfortable during this period.

Because during this period, a piece of shit called "Death Invitation!!!" was circulated in the rich circle.

Chapter 46 New Song: Congratulations on your wealth

Since Lu Bai moved into the palace of the Queen of Country Y, he has stopped doing anything.

He doesn't do evil things or business. Apart from interacting with netizens on Weibo and Twitter, he seems to have become a shriveled person, which makes countless people feel relieved.

It was not until half a month later that Lu Bai finally remembered that he seemed to be a singer.

Then Lu Bai released a new song: "Congratulations on your wealth".

Compared with the songs Lu Bai wrote in the past, both the lyrics and the music are very ordinary, and the lyrics sound a bit weird.

Congratulations on your wealth, you congratulate me on your wealth, and I congratulate you on your brilliance.

You congratulate me on your wealth, and I congratulate you on your brilliance.

I wish all the girls in the world to marry a good boy and stay together forever

I wish all the children in the world to be smarter than scholars

IQ fills your head.

I wish my respected aunt to be able to race 36 laps without getting out of breath or changing her expression

I wish my third uncle's business to be famous all over the world.

...

Congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on getting rich.

Congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on getting rich!!!

When netizens heard this song, netizens all over the world were almost dumbfounded.

"Is this Lu Bai's new song, congratulations on getting rich?"

"What's the big deal, who is he congratulating for getting rich?"

"Shouldn't he be congratulating us for getting rich, why is he congratulating himself?"

"Fuck, our leader is too much, he congratulated so many people, but in the end he was the only one who got rich."

"Brothers, can you still tolerate this."