I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

"Lu Bai, you bitch, you sang for us, why do you congratulate yourself on getting rich? You are too wicked."

After Lu Bai posted the song, he read the comments there. He knew that some netizens would definitely say that he was such a bitch, so how could he congratulate himself on getting rich?

But he had something to say.

Lu Bai: "Brothers and sisters, I think the lyrics of my song are very well written, and I think of you very much. If you sing this song yourself, wouldn't it be congratulations on getting rich?"

"What the leader said seems to make a lot of sense."

"Yes...it makes sense, but this song always sounds weird."

"Congratulations on my fortune. What's the problem? This is obviously a song written by the leader for us. The leader is such a good person."

"Shut up, I'll vouch for it with my head. This song was written by this piece of shit Lu Bai for himself. @ Sabin, you know our leader best, Sabin, tell me."

Sabine? ? ?

I will not say.

This Lu Bai comes to me every day to ask for debts. I am almost worried to death. Now if I am asked to stand up and be a fool, I will not do it.

No matter who congratulated Lu Bai, once Lu Bai's song was released, it quickly became popular all over the world.

Considering Lu Bai's fame and the meaning of this song, if this song doesn't become a hit, it's simply unforgivable.

But it’s hard to say who gets rich.

At that time, some invitations to the 80th birthday party of Queen Yibai of Country Y had been sent out. It was strange that there were no dignitaries who received the invitations, but only dignitaries.

To be precise, as long as anyone is rich, he will definitely receive a birthday invitation from the Queen of Country Y.

In the past, when the Queen celebrated her birthday, whoever received the Queen's banquet would be a big event worthy of showing off for ten days and a half. But this year, it was a little strange. The people who received the invitation kept silent when asked.

No. 8 on the world's richest list: "Zach, I heard that you received an invitation to the Queen of Country Y's 80th birthday party, right?"

Zach glanced at the invitation on his desk and said with a sad face: "No, I don't know what the invitation is. Besides, in my capacity, I am not worthy of attending the Queen's birthday banquet. Mr. Ci, you have received the invitation."

Gates looked at the invitation in his hand and said nervously: "No, I haven't received it either, but I heard that there are rumors in the circle that many people have received invitations. I don't know what happened. I didn’t receive it, maybe because they think I’m too old.”

"No way, Mr. Gates, you are now the second richest man in the world, and you haven't even received it."

"The second richest man in the world is nothing. I'm nothing compared to Lu Bai. Besides, it's not like you don't know that there are many people richer than us in the world, including those from the Rothschild family. Who among our direct descendants is richer than us? There are also many invisible rich in China."

"That's true. If Gates receives it after a while, will you go?"

"Zach, are you going?"

"I don't know. It depends on the situation. If there is really no other way, then I will definitely have to go. Mr. Gates, you don't know that Lu Bai from China is in country Y now, but I will definitely not go unless I have to. ”

"me too."

Damn it, is that a place where people can go?

No one can peel off the skin after leaving.

I heard that this time, not a single high-level official was invited to the birthday banquet of the Queen of Country Y. All the people invited were businessmen like them, and even wealthy people with a net worth of less than 10 billion beautiful coins were not qualified.

If they go this time, they must not be caught by that robber Lu Bai.

Now it has been spread among their wealthy circles that the Queen of Country Y is working as a dog for Lu Bai and is preparing to trap and kill them rich people.

There were countless almost identical phone calls, at different times and in different places, and the rich people were communicating with each other. Many rich people who had conflicts before put aside their past suspicions and began to inquire about each other's information and discuss whether to attend the birthday banquet of the Queen of Country Y.

In the end, the most united group of rich people in history was established under Lu Bai's weird help, and was named "The Don't Go Rich Group".

That's right, it's the birthday banquet of the Queen of Country Y. None of the rich people who received the invitation plan to go.

Who still doesn’t know what kind of person Lu Bai is? If he goes away, he will never come back. Now that they listen to Lu Bai’s new song, they understand even more deeply.

Congratulations on his getting rich, right? If we don't go, what can you, Lu Bai, do to us?

There is a saying that the law does not blame the public. Have you never heard of it?

Lu Bai: "I've heard of this, but haven't you heard of another saying, Lu will blame everyone?"

Yibai and Lacy have recently been asking the intelligence agency of country Y to investigate the world's richest people. All the rich people with a net worth of more than 10 billion have been written on the death invitations by Queen Yibai, and then the gold-plated invitations are sent out quickly. into the hands of these people.

But the news was very disappointing, because no one promised to come to Queen Yibai's banquet.

"Queen Yibai, what are you talking about? You sent out nearly a thousand invitations, but not one of them agreed to come."

"Mr. Lu Bai, they said they all have something to do."

"There is something, what can be more important than seeing me, oh, no, no, I spilled the beans, what can be more important than seeing you, the Queen, they are not giving you face, just wait, today I am Lu Bai I must give you this tone.

Damn it, I’ve been very unhappy recently when I saw this guy named Guo Taiming. I’m going to do surgery on him first. "

Yibai? ? ?

Sure enough, Lu Bai, a dog man, just wants to take advantage of my birthday party to catch all the rich people in the world. His heart is really dark.

Moreover, Lu Bai also said that he wanted to vent his anger on me. It was obvious that he was unhappy with others and wanted to bully them, so he put the blame on me, an old lady who is about to turn 80 years old.

Doesn’t China most advocate respecting the old and loving the young?

How could Lu Bai know how to bully the old lady like me?

Chapter 47 Black Hole

Lu Bai chatted with Queen Yibai for a few words, then returned to the pavilion in the garden where he lived to rest.

Ever since she moved into the queen's palace, her daughter-in-law Song Qingci has often felt sleepy, so Lu Bai spent most of this time sitting there alone and playing by himself.

For a young man who was not yet twenty-three years old, Lu Bai did not feel bored at all and even enjoyed this time.

It would be more fun if we could do something more.

Just recently, Lu Bai heard that an old boy named Guo Taiming was secretly speaking ill of him behind his back. He immediately felt that his son had spread evil spirits to him.

"This should be because his son doesn't like his father being bullied." Lu Bairu thought.

So at this time, Lu Bai had already taken out his mobile phone and started typing on it.

It didn't take long for Lu Bai's first tweet of the day to appear.

"Hello everyone, I heard that many people have received invitations from Ms. Yibai, the Queen of Country Y. I am also honored to receive an invitation from Her Majesty the Queen this morning. First of all, I would like to thank Her Majesty the Queen for looking up to me. A little star.

In addition, under the entrustment of Her Majesty the Queen, Her Majesty the Queen asked me to @Mr. Guo Taiming on Twitter. I heard that you did not want to participate after receiving the invitation, and you also wantonly slandered Her Majesty the Queen. Her Majesty the Queen said that their country Y has just developed an evil sect. Something I want to try on you. "

As soon as Lu Bai's tweet was posted, it instantly became popular all over the Internet.

"Damn it, there really is such a thing as a death invitation. I thought it was a fake?"

"Death invitation, something like that."

"Queen Yibai of Country Y is about to celebrate her 80th birthday, and then the Queen sent invitations to many people. I read that there are rumors on the Internet that this invitation is called a death invitation."

"The Queen sends out an invitation for her birthday. Wouldn't it be a great honor for anyone to receive it? How can this become a death invitation?"

"Sand sculpture upstairs, the confirmation is complete. Open your eyes and take a good look. There is something special that is still in country Y."

"Damn it, it's our leader."

"Hey, that's right, children can be taught."

"So because our leader is in country Y, this invitation becomes a death invitation?"

"That's not true. I heard that it's because the people invited by the Queen of Country Y this time are all world-renowned rich people. It is said that all the rich people with a net worth of more than 10 billion are among the invitees."

"All the people invited are rich. What does the Queen want to do? Borrow money?"

"Let's just say it's possible. This invitation has nothing to do with the Queen of Country Y. It was created by our leader, and he advocated inviting these people."

"Leader, rich man?

I copy, I understand, the leader wants to gather these rich people together and then serve them in one pot.

Also, it would be too troublesome for the leader to grab it one by one, so why not get everyone together and grab it. "

"Leader, this is too cruel."

"It's not cruel, it's not cruel at all. I feel comfortable all over after listening to it. Damn it, I read Shuangwen novels, and there is no such thing as a master in the novel."

"Then what's going on with this guy named Guo Taiming?"

"Needless to say, he must have offended our leader, and our leader wants to seduce him. This lucky wretch, who do you think you provoke is not good? If you offend our leader, I'll see if you die this time."

"Is the leader going to evil again?"

"What is the main evil of Islam this time?"

"Who knows what the evil sect of the leader is?"

"By the way, there is one more thing I want to ask everyone. Since the death invitation invites rich people all over the world who are worth more than tens of billions of dollars, I remember that our leader's father-in-law seems to be worth more than ten billion. He will not be Go ahead and invite me.”

"Are you crazy? You already said that he is the leader's father-in-law. How wicked can the leader be to steal his father-in-law's money?"

Song Peng: He is so wicked.

And from the Chinese script on the invitation, it can be seen that this invitation was written by Lu Bai himself.

"Speaking of words, Lu Bai also sent me a copy of this death invitation. Do you think I should go or not?"

Song Peng looked at the invitation and had no idea for the first time.

Damn it, in all my life, I have never met someone as wicked as Lu Bai. I am your father-in-law, and you want to trick even your father-in-law.