I'm a villain, not a devil

As the title states, we have finally reached this point.

That one will be on the shelves at noon tomorrow.

Thanks to my editor, the kind-hearted sister Huya, who picked me up and provided me with a lot of advice and help.

It was about to be put on the shelves, so I asked her how best to write a testimonial.

Her: "It's a miserable sale."

I thought for a moment and told her about my current situation in life.

She was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Yes, it's well made up."

I also fell silent because I didn’t make it up.

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My life is the same as my personality, slow as a salted fish, always trying to get by.

The family didn’t have much money, so when I was a kid, I had to spend a long time mentally building up to buy a bag of dried noodles. When I was a kid, I was too shy to call me my godfather.

Poverty and self-esteem have always been two parallel lines rising at the same time. After entering college in a small society, my awareness became stronger.

I remember a girl called me at Christmas a few years ago and asked me if I wanted to go eat at a food stall outside the school.

I didn't expect this conversation to happen and I dealt with it vaguely, because I lent my remaining living expenses to my roommate to buy a birthday gift for his girlfriend.

I called my mother while chewing the steamed buns and asked for two hundred yuan - two hundred yuan is enough for two people to eat at a food stall, drink two cups of milk tea, and go shopping.

However, when I heard the sound of the sewing machine on the other end of the phone, I smiled and asked my mother if I had gone to dinner with my father for Christmas - it cost 20 cents for a pillowcase, I couldn't tell.

She scolded me for being mentally ill and why I had nothing to do with my father.

I laughed and fooled over.

Later, after working, I bought a scarf for each of my parents that Christmas, which cost less than 200 yuan.

My mother scolded me again for spending money indiscriminately, then she tied the scarf and talked and laughed with my father.

I got sick some time ago, and there were many people in the emergency department. I had a fever and was in a daze. I had to register, see a doctor, and get water all by myself. For the first time, I felt a little hopeless, as if I had put too much salt in the salted fish.

Then my mother called - she was the one who often called me after work.

She chatted with me about household matters, saying which kid got married, which old man passed away, and the family dog ​​gave birth to puppies...

Then she asked me what I had for dinner today. I looked at the bottle, tried my best to suppress my cough, and said with a smile that I drank chicken soup. It was cold but warm.

She paused for a while, then babbled about how delicious the soup was made from the little hens raised at home, so that I could go home when I had time.

After finally hanging up the phone, I looked at the ceiling, even hoping that the children around me would cry more.

The phone lights up again.

"Someone has initiated a transfer for you."

I clicked in and saw that my mother had sent me two thousand yuan. The note said: It’s getting cold, drink more chicken soup and stay healthy.

It took me a long time to type the word "ok" because the touch screen kept failing.

…

Damn, I made up all the above, and it’s true that I was sick. The main reason was that there were too many children during the water bath, and the noise made my head almost explode.

The nurse is very beautiful, but her technique is not beautiful - after I went back, the back of my hand was swollen for most of the day.

The next day when I went to get my water pumped, she actually gave me an injection!

Let’s talk about business. I will post three updates at noon tomorrow, and then three updates in the evening. Six updates will be posted first to show my sincerity.

Our goal for the update after it is released is to maintain three chapters and compete for four. I know that two chapters a day can't feed you little hooves, so I have no choice but to ship more to satisfy you.

If you give a reward, there will be additional updates, usually within a week.

I don’t have any other requirements, just first order and follow-up order. On the one hand, recommendations after the product is put on the shelves will depend on these data, and we also want to make more money. On the other hand, with this theme, plot, and protagonist... I still hope that everyone can enjoy the meal warmly, otherwise many parts will be deleted and changed and it will lose the taste.

Of course, I will also try my best to protect our children and try not to be targeted - shush, quietly.

This book could not have come to this day without everyone's support. New Year's Eve is coming soon, and if there is no place to do it, I can do it if I can't.

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