I'm by no means a softie

After Li Peifeng came out of the office, he went straight to the laboratory building of the Institute of Physical Education and sent a Weixin message to Wu Wenyue:

"Arrived soon!"

Starbucks does not recruit atmosphere teams, and there is absolutely no such thing as having someone pay you a salary while you sit there.

How can capitalists be so kind-hearted?

It was just a joke that spread widely on the Internet, and Starbucks even used it for marketing. Li Peifeng said it just to pretend to be poor and find an excuse to escape.

…

Sideways to the laboratory building of the North China Normal University Physical Education Institute, in a hidden corner where the sun does not shine, a man and a woman seemed to be secretly doing something ulterior.

Man: "Damn it, please be gentle!"

Woman: "It's your first time, and it's big, so bear with it!"

Man: "Hey~ It hurts so much!"

Woman: "Okay, okay, come out, it's done!"

Man: "So fast? And just that little? Is it enough?"

Woman: "It's a lot, it's enough... Next, take off your pants, get some of that, and put it in the bottle."

Man: "Um? Take off your pants here? Put them in a bottle? Are you crazy?"

Woman: "Hey, there's no camera here. It's not like I've never seen that thing of yours before. Come on!"

Man: "Turn around, you're looking at me like this and I can't help you!"

Woman: "Real ink marks, hurry up!"

…

Half a minute later, Wu Wenyue held a lancet filled with blood in one hand and took the pulsating water bottle with more than half a bottle of light yellow liquid in the other hand with disgust, and asked worriedly: "You didn't pee outside the bottle, did you?"

"No!"

Li Peifeng shook his head firmly: "Absolutely not! You can rest assured of my accuracy!"

"Okay, get lost!"

"Hey, when will the results be available?"

"Soon, wait for my notification."

Wu Wenyue took out a black plastic bag from her pocket, put the bottle in the bag for use, poked her head out and carefully looked outside, and saw that no one was walking by, so she dared to trot into the laboratory building.

That's right, Li Peifeng came out just to let Wu Wenyue use laboratory equipment to test his blood and urine.

The sports biochemistry laboratory of the School of Physical Education is well-equipped, which can not only meet the needs of biochemistry experimental teaching in sports rehabilitation majors. It can also conduct testing and analysis of multiple indicators of human blood and urine.

Wu Wenyue has a master's degree in exercise physiology and neurobiology, and is also proficient in operating these two tests.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Wenyue returned to the apartment with the test report, looking serious.

"There is indeed a small problem."

Li Peifeng took the two reports and took a quick look. They were all rankings and numbers that he didn't understand, such as urine occult blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, negative and positive, white blood cells, red blood cells...

"can't read!"

Li Peifeng simply returned the report to the other party: "Just tell me, what's the problem?"

"You don't need to look at the urine test, it's normal. The problem is the blood test."

Wu Wenyue took out one of them and said: "Hematocrit, plasma viscosity, and fibrinogen, these three items are much lower for you than ordinary people, even lower than marathon runners!"

"What's the meaning?"

Wu Wenyue explained: "This situation often occurs in athletes or heavy manual workers, because they often exercise a lot, and their plasma volume increases more, so these three values ​​​​are lower. According to my prediction, if you exercise regularly, your blood volume will be lower.

It’s okay if the three items in the routine are lower, but it’s not normal to be so low.”

Li Peifeng was confused: "Does that mean the better your physique, the lower they will be?"

"uncertain."

Wu Wenyue hesitated and said: "But this is indeed beneficial to reducing blood flow resistance, speeding up blood flow, allowing nutrients, hormones and metabolites to be eliminated more quickly, and is also beneficial to interrogation and heat dissipation during high-intensity exercise..."

After listening for a long time, Li Peifeng also understood. In short, there is no big problem with his body. He can still go to the hospital in the future without worrying about the doctor treating him as an alien. This is it, the rest is not important!

But Wu Wenyue became interested in this instead. She rubbed her chin and murmured: "Routine blood tests and urine tests are still not comprehensive enough. I should give you six sex hormone tests. Only in this way can we understand you..."

Understand what? Understand why I fucked you for four hours last night and you still weren’t satisfied?!

Although Li Peifeng didn't want to continue wasting time on this, he still asked casually: "How to test sex hormones? Is it also using blood?"

"If the blood is okay, I would just test it for you."

"Then what test is used?"

"you guess."

Seeing Wu Wenyue's strange eyes, Li Peifeng hesitated: "Could it be?"

Milky white, sticky, like the venom of a five-step snake?

"Yes, that's it!"

Wu Wenyue smiled half-heartedly: "How about it, test it? If so... do you do it yourself or should I help you?"

"Forget it, forget it, something unexpected happened!!"

Li Peifeng waved his hands repeatedly: "If nothing happens, please close the door for me. I'm going to code."

Wu Wenyue looked at him, turned around and closed the door, but he did not leave. Instead, he sat down by the bed, pushed the swivel chair to let Li Peifeng face her, and said sincerely and euphemistically:

"In view of some of the things we did last night and this morning, I am a little confused about how our relationship should develop next, so...should we have a good talk?"

Four eyes facing each other are worth a thousand words.

Wu Wenyue remained silent because she was waiting for Li Peifeng's response.

Li Peifeng was silent because he was thinking, thinking about the three thousand ways to die if he had a girlfriend and still took advantage of other women.

The two were silent for a long time. Wu Wenyue sighed and took the initiative to speak: "Are you worried about Xu Manying?"

"no."

"That means you don't like me and you really just want to be friends with me."

"I quite like it."

"That means you haven't had enough fun over the years and want to use up half the box of condoms."

"no!"

"Then what are you hesitating about?"

Li Peifeng sighed deeply: "I don't want to fall in love with someone I like too much. Besides, I have a lot of problems. I'm afraid of delaying you..."

"Hey, you, you actually told me this kind of stereotype of a scumbag breaking up and throwing the blame?"

Li Peifeng was also helpless: "The fact is that something unexpected happened to me and I changed. The broken me I am now is not worthy of the perfect you."

"I'm sorry, I'm not worth your years of waiting."

"..."

Wu Wenyue's facial expression was obviously a little tense, and she nodded with a smile: "So what do you mean? Make it clear, I don't want this kind of unclear relationship now."

Li Peifeng spoke with difficulty: "It's time to make it clear that this relationship now... makes me embarrassed to ask you for rent."

"Speaking of which, you're not just doing it to save the rent..."

"Crack!!"

Wu Wenyue swung his arm and gave him a big, crispy dick on the spot. Then he put his arms around Li Peifeng's neck and started biting the aorta. While biting, he mumbled hatefully: "You beast will definitely die today! I'm going to do it for you."

Beihua Division has eliminated a great harm!!!"

"Then stop talking nonsense and see you in bed!"

Li Peifeng got slapped and bitten, and became angry. He hugged Wu Wenyue's body and threw him. The two of them fell straight on the bed, and then started tearing off their clothes...

It doesn't matter what it is, just do whatever you want, let's talk about it first.

Use the name of a friend as a delaying tactic, rub it in from time to time, be ambiguous from time to time, and have sex when you feel lonely. Play an exciting and interesting side ball between love and friendship.

This is very unfrank, very insincere, very unlovable, very impure...but very cool!

This feeling of being despicable and dishonest, hiding one's head and tail, doing bad things secretly in a dark corner without being responsible, is really fascinating!

"Dong dong~dong dong!"

The knock on the door grew from weak to strong, coming from the living room, and the two people's movements gradually slowed down.

"Did you hear the knock on the door?" Li Peifeng rubbed the red mark on his neck, unsure: "Is there someone outside?"

"Who can come to your house to find you?" Wu Wenyue's eyes were sharp: "Didn't you say you were done with those women before?!"

Li Peifeng was puzzled but also a little guilty: "It's broken, but there are very few people who will ask me to review it... No, they should have called me to inform me in advance."

"It's me, open the door!"

The person who knocked on the door seemed impatient and called directly, and the voice was extremely familiar to both of them...

"Man Ning is here!"

Wu Wenyue's expression changed drastically: "Hurry up and hide!!!"

Li Peifeng took a breath of air: "You want me to hide? Are you fucking saying the opposite?!!"

"..."

(It’s the 13th on the new book list. I’m here to beg my family again. I’ll take all the monthly recommendation tickets and rewards. I’m grateful, thank you!)