I'm by no means a softie
Chapter 30: It turns out that the clown is me
"Dong dong~"
"Ding dong ding dong~"
The knocking on the door continued for a long time, as if she was afraid that no one in the house would hear it, Xu Maning rang the doorbell again.
At this time, the bell and the knock on the door rang alternately.
For the two people in the room, it was purely a noon bell...
Li Peifeng and Wu Wenyue didn't dare to move in the bedroom, for fear of making any noise and being noticed by the outside world.
But after the initial panic, they have now calmed down and communicated quietly.
Li Peifeng said: "You can't hide it. When she comes in, she will definitely find that you have moved here to share a house with me. It would be better if you and I don't hide it. If you hide it, it will only add fuel to the fire. If you ask me, it's better to just hide it."
Tell her about our shared apartment..."
Wu Wenyue gritted her teeth: "Shut up, don't make any sound, she knocked on the door for a while and then left!"
The two parties looked back and forth, and finally reached a tacit understanding: pretend that no one is at home. Otherwise, when Xu Maning comes in, it will be difficult to explain this situation.
After a while, the knocking on the door and the doorbell gradually stopped, and the two of them probably left.
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Li Peifeng's cell phone rang again, and the caller was none other than Xu Manying...
"Damn! Hang up quickly!"
Wu Wenyue was frightened.
"Don't panic! Don't panic!"
Li Peifeng quickly covered the speaker of his cell phone and muted the ringtone. For a moment, he didn't know whether to answer or not.
Obviously, Xu Maning outside the door found that there was no one in his house, so she called him directly to ask about his whereabouts...
"People should still be waiting outside the door!"
Li Peifeng looked solemn: "If I don't answer, she will definitely keep calling. If I answer, how can I explain where I am?"
Wu Wenyue was in a state of confusion: "Just say you went out and were not at home."
Li Peifeng was speechless: "I returned to school today, and so many teachers and students saw me at the gate! Which door should I go out from? From the north gate to the south gate?"
"Then just say you are at school..."
"I said I'm at school or somewhere else. What if she comes to look for me?! Do I want to race her to see who reaches the finish line first?! If she doesn't look for me, she just says she's waiting for me at the door.
What will I do if I come back? Isn’t it better to close the door and beat the dog?”
"You are the dog! You dog man! It's all your fault!"
Li Peifeng's eyes widened with a sense of injustice, as if he was possessed by Dou E: "That's not what you said when you had sex with me!!"
"Shut up!"
Wu Wenyue pinched him twice with anger, and then lowered her voice: "Then don't answer! No matter how she calls, she won't answer, the phone won't go through, or the door won't open, she will leave after a while!"
Why do I feel that you are more afraid of her than me?
Li Peifeng had doubts in his heart, but he still nodded calmly and analyzed the situation: "Okay, let's play lost contact? But today I lost contact, what about tomorrow? If not tomorrow, what about the day after tomorrow? One day she will come home to see me again, and we
Can you keep hiding?"
"As long as you don't move out, she will eventually find out about you and me living together. When the time comes, thinking about the loss of contact this time, what do you think she will think about us?"
According to common sense, in this situation, Wu Wenyue should not be so panicked, nor should he be so afraid of Xu Manying entering the room.
Let me ask, who is the most panicked when his wife comes to catch him?
The most panicked person is definitely the husband, not the mistress.
The mistress was caught raping, and she might have felt relieved, and wanted to show off her cards and take this opportunity to gain power.
Because the husband did not want a divorce, he panicked and asked the mistress to hide to avoid being seen by his wife in an attempt to save the marriage.
Although the three of them are not in that kind of relationship now, they still share the same principle. The reason why Wu Wenyue doesn't want Xu Maning to enter the house becomes clear.
That is, in her heart, Xu Manying's position is very important. At least as good as Li Peifeng, otherwise her behavior cannot be explained...
This is the truth!
After thinking about this, Li Peifeng looked at Wu Wenyue again and felt that this boyish, handsome and cool beauty confidant was so hateful!!
Oh, women’s words are such a lie!
A man's misfortune starts with trusting a woman!
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Wu Wenyue was anxious: "This won't work, and that won't work either. You should think of a way!!"
"I can think of a way?"
Li Peifeng was calm with a hint of dissatisfaction, and said slowly: "Yueyue, you have to know that it's never money or appearance that makes a boy die, it's responsibility, it's preference, it's intention, it's three views, it's gentleness."
"Your current behavior disappoints me! You still want to be my girlfriend? With your hesitant attitude, how can you protect me from wind and rain and be my girlfriend?!"
After Li Peifeng said this with a serious look, he asked again: "Isn't it Xu Manying? Isn't she our ex-girlfriend? Just let her come. I'm not afraid. Sooner or later, I will know
!Can I still hide it from her for the rest of my life?"
"What's more, you and I don't have a confirmed relationship now. We just have some relatively simple physical exchanges and collisions hastily and hastily. I think our friendship still exists. I think we are still relatively open and noble. Between you and me
Is there anything wrong with telling her about our shared apartment? There is nothing wrong with that!!"
"Still innocent, how innocent are you?!"
Wu Wenyue's voice became hoarse: "You mean acting? But I'm not as good at acting as you! Can you please give me a little face?"
"I have no problem telling you everything, but the question is, are you willing?"
Wu Wenyue hesitated to speak: "It's not that I don't want to, but if that happens, Xu Manying..."
"Don't lie to me, and don't lie to yourself!"
Li Peifeng's eyes were sharp: "You still have feelings for her! Are you worthy of me? You half-hearted scumbag! Bah! If I had known you were like this, I..."
"Shut up, you little bitch! I get it!"
"When the time comes, look at my eyes and act!"
Wu Wenyue was a little depressed by these words. After giving Li Peifeng a hard look, she straightened her clothes, got up and left the bedroom.
"I know she doesn't love me~ Her eyes tell her heart~ I can see through her heart~ There are also the lingering figures of others~ Her memories~ are not cleared clean enough~"
Li Peifeng sang silently in his heart, and at the same time stood up and tidied up the wrinkled sheets, erasing the traces left by the judo exercise the two had just performed.
…
…
"Du~du~du~"
In front of the door, Wu Wenyue could even faintly hear the call connection tone.
"Avoiding won't solve the problem!"
Wu Wenyue felt fierce in her heart and stretched out her hand to turn the door handle.
"Click~"
"I thought you weren't at home, why is the door so open..."
In front of the door, Xu Maning was holding a large bag of vegetables in her left hand and holding a mobile phone in her right hand. She watched the door open and complained angrily when she looked up and saw Wu Wenyue.
Why is she here? No wonder the door has not been opened for so long!
Xu Maning's face turned from white to red in an instant, which was a sign of emotional excitement and rising blood.
"Coming?"
Wu Wen smiled and tried to maintain a calm tone.
But Xu Maning was very uneasy. She loosened her hand and threw the vegetables in the bag on the ground. She squinted her eyes and strode into the room. When she found no one in the living room, she went straight to the master bedroom...
"Man Ning?"
Li Peifeng was sitting at the computer desk in the bedroom, wearing headphones and typing on the keyboard. Seeing Xu Maning open the door and come in, he took off his headphones and seemed very surprised: "When did you come?"
Li Peifeng has always been very good at pretending to be garlic!
Xu Manying didn't speak, or she was too lazy to expose him. She just frowned and sniffed the air in the room deeply, but she didn't smell the heather smell she expected.
Instead, the whole body is surrounded by a light fresh and cold smell, like being gently caressed by the sea breeze mixed with lemon, lavender, and earthy scents.
"He actually used perfume to cover it up!"
Strangely enough, after smelling this smell, Xu Maning's anger slightly decreased, but she still looked for clues and looked around the bedroom.
She first looked at the flat sheets, not noticing anything strange, then walked towards the trash can beside the bed, opened the lid of the trash can, and closed it when she saw it was empty.
"What are you looking for?"
Wu Wenyue also followed in. Seeing her look like a detective looking at the crime scene, she was a little nervous, but also a little happy.
Fortunately, I didn't have time to touch the real chapter just now. Fortunately, I took out the garbage after getting up today, otherwise someone would definitely die now...
Xu Maning still didn't speak. She glanced at Wu Wenyue, walked around him, walked out of the bedroom, and came to the second bedroom.
Xu Maning smiled coldly when she saw that the room that once stored sundries had turned into a clean and life-filled bedroom.
In order to confirm her suspicion, Xu Manying opened the closet on the wall. When she saw those familiar clothes, she gritted her teeth and said angrily: "You are actually living a good life?!"
Wu Wenyue also followed in and explained: "I just moved here yesterday and now I'm sharing a room with him because the house I rented before was sold by the landlord and I won't be able to find a suitable house for a while. Man Ning, please don't
Misunderstand."
Xu Manying was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled gracefully: "Misunderstanding? How could I misunderstand? Yueyue, I'm not blind, I have eyes!"
"I definitely didn't see through the fact that you were using pure and noble friendship to cover up your secret affection for each other and your deepest desire to mate after I've been with you for a year!"
"I definitely did not despicably think that you were with me just to make Li Peifeng jealous and treat me as a tool, so I broke up with you. Nor did I actively pursue Li Peifeng out of revenge after breaking up with you.
Becoming his lover and finding ways to make the relationship public, making you ecstasy and heartbroken, putting on a big cuckold for you, feeling the pain and betrayal I have endured... It is definitely not like this, huh!"
"What did you say?!"
Wu Wenyue couldn't believe her ears. It was as if she had been hit by a bolt from the blue. Her face changed color, and her eyes widened in surprise. She looked at the other person as if she were seeing Xu Manying for the first time.
"You, you are chasing him because of this? We simply..."
When Xu Maning saw Wu Wenyue's expression, she was filled with joy of successful revenge, as if she had expressed all the resentment that had been buried in her heart for a long time.
But soon the pride turned into anger, uncontrollable anger, and the voice gradually rose from low to high, and gradually roared: "But I really didn't expect that after I did this, you could still get together shamelessly?
Don’t you think it’s messy?! Don’t you find it disgusting?! It’s despicable!!”
"Despicable? It's indeed despicable!"
Wu Wenyue was also trembling angrily, with a fire-like glare in her eyes: "It used to be curved like mosquito coils, but now it's straight like a steel plate. Do you think that by saying it's for revenge, you can completely put yourself aside and pretend to be yourself?"
"You think you are innocent and pitiful? If it is just to take revenge on me, then why did you come to his house today?"
"Stop making excuses for your half-heartedness and wantonness! You are a woman who is so courteous that she can even have sex as she pleases! Weird! Shameless!"
Xu Manying clenched her fists tightly. If she hadn't known that she couldn't beat her, she would have screamed at the slap.
"Who are you talking about?"
Xu Maning said angrily, "How dare you slander me after I've already caught you?!"
"You call this catching an adulterer? What have we done? It's just a shared apartment!"
Comrade Wu Wenyue acted on the spot and her acting skills soared.
"I don't even know how to lie. Since it's just a shared apartment, why did it take you so long to open the door?! Isn't it a guilty conscience?"
Xu Maning is the most awakened person in the world. She found flaws and kept asking questions.
"Li Peifeng was listening to music and didn't even hear the code words. I was in the bathroom just now, and I opened the door for you without even wearing pants?!"
Wu Wenyue saw the moves and dodged them one after another. His answer was like an antelope hanging its horns without a trace, or like the way of Tai Chi moving a thousand catties in four ounces.
"Okay, you can still lie!"
"What, you want to do something?"
Finally, a female warrior and a female mage started to line up in the middle. It looked like they could pull their hair, pull their clothes, slap each other and other skills at any time in the next second.
As for Li Peifeng, who was at the door and watched the whole process, his hair stood on end and his outlook was shattered.
It turns out that Xu Maning pursues her not because of her charm, but more to take revenge on Wu Wenyue?
"I……"
Li Peifeng feels as if he has entered the world of novels about popular male pornographic novels and entered the world of novels about popular female pornographic novels. The worst thing is that the theme of this book is Lily. Although he got a script with a male protagonist, there are actually two female protagonists.
The poor tool guy, the spare tire on the car, the jack in the trunk.
Put it on when you need it, and keep it in the trunk when it's not in use.
Bengbu, it turns out that the clown is myself?!
"I finally took it seriously twice!"
"How completely did you let me lose?!"
“Blank!!!”
Our relationship is not qualified to go any further~ After all, there is nothing more painful than loving deeply and being unable to take a step back but being reluctant to let go~
"Stop arguing!"
Li Peifeng stepped on the BGM in his heart and slammed the door angrily: "Let me give you a fair word!"
"..."
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