I'm not a cyberpsycho

‘Ark of the Covenant/Archive’? I’ve never heard of it. Is it the “filing cabinet/archive” dialect of Earth 01...

In short, is there a way for collectors to get rid of the control of filing cabinets?

Well, at first Li Pan couldn't understand what these people were trying to do by quitting such a vicious company like Monster Inc., but now he was a little moved.

Let’s not talk about the company’s various businesses themselves and the near-death risks.

Let’s just talk about this monster, the filing cabinet/archive.

Resurrection on the spot! Reshape your true body! And the physical consumption caused by other monsters is instantly reset! Free whoring and cheating! It’s simply awesome!

Maybe other employees who join the company will feel that repairing their lives and starting over again is a new beginning! It’s simply a benefit for the company!

But is it really such a good thing?

Is it really free of charge?

joke! Li Pan is no longer a primitive man! To be honest, after all these years, every time someone calls him and says congratulations on your winning, our company has decided to give back to old customers and give you a few months' worth of phone calls, millions of traffic, and a hundred sports cars for free. Slap along the phone cord!

You just deceived my feelings, but you actually insulted my intelligence? ?

What's more, let's not consider the cost of using filing cabinets.

Just the shredder/existence deletion placed next to it is creepy enough.

To this day, Li Pan still remembers the tragic scene when the last company manager was strangled and killed by a paper shredder and beaten into ashes.

To be honest, when he asked Daxiong for help in joining the job, he just wanted to work part-time, earn a living and repay the loan in installments.

If he hadn't been slapped into disgrace at that time, he would have died anyway, and he was really desperate. Li Pan would never have signed a contract to sell himself and become a company dog.

It has nothing to do with dignity.

Doing odd jobs, picking up rags, and being mercenaries, although it is poor, hard, and dangerous, at least your life is still yours.

But these days, once you become a dog for the company, you have no choice.

There are hundreds of thousands of Tokugawa corpses outside that are still cold. Isn’t there still someone who still doesn’t understand this truth?

Thinking about it this way, Li Pan can completely understand the mood of someone within the company who wants to switch jobs as a collector.

Of course, he can also understand that 01 is determined to scare the monkeys and eradicate the collectors and their hidden supporters even if they crush the entire earth.

The issue of filing cabinets is undoubtedly at the heart of Monsters, Inc.

Every company must have a general manager, obviously based on the filing cabinet rule.

In a situation like Li Pan's, you must first archive your resume before you can be selected as the acting general manager.

So now that three plane companies have been acquired, it is enough to show that collectors have indeed mastered the core mechanism of filing cabinets/archiving to some extent. They have not only gotten rid of it, but can even use it for themselves.

This is no longer a pure market competition. Collectors are attacking everywhere, poaching people from companies, acquiring company assets, and snatching monsters from companies with great fanfare.

This is already draining the firepower and declaring war with the head office.

The existence of collectors is the greatest disrespect for the company.

After trying to understand all this, Li Pan was silent for a while, and did not dare to continue this topic.

Who knows if 01044 accidentally let it slip, or if he told it to him on purpose?

The other party is a cadre from the 01 head office! If you doubt his loyalty, deliberately tempt him, and fail the test, wouldn't he be deleted? ?

So Li Pan quickly seized the opportunity to show his loyalty.

"Be careful!! There are landmines!!"

01044,"Landmine?"

Indeed, although there are magic mechanisms along the way, old-fashioned pressure-sensitive trigger mines were suddenly buried between the floor tiles, and they were buried between the gaps of several floor tiles. This style of ancient medieval castle has a very flat ground. If you don't look carefully, you will have to step on it.

I have to say that this collector is quite insidious. People also knew that the company would probably send professional occult experts to deal with the magic workshop, so they suddenly played a dirty trick.

What? How did Li Pan see it? Wow, don’t look down on people too much, okay? After all, mine clearance is still part of his undergraduate major...

Li Pan lay on the ground and took a look.

"It's an old-fashioned fragmentation infantry mine. It has no production serial number. It was probably produced by a local private workshop."

01044 is curious, "Why is my prosthetic body not showing up in the scan?"

Li Pan explained, “We can’t rely too much on civilian scanners. Nowadays, advanced prosthetics claim to be equipped with prosthetic eyes and built-in scanners, but that’s just a marketing ploy. Level 4 and 5 implants are actually just the most basic lidar, and some are simply laser radar. Based on algorithm optimization of network signal feedback, it can be very accurate and quickly linked when scanning civilian electronic equipment, network ports and baseline loops on nearby networks.

However, the more complex the design of electronic equipment, the greater the possibility of being detected, destroyed, blocked, and hacked. Therefore, the design idea of ​​military equipment is actually to be as simple and practical as possible. In the case of a disconnected network, Also works fine.

For example, if you look at these old-fashioned landmines, they did not have the function of remote monitoring and active triggering via network link from the beginning. The design idea is very simple, it is the most basic pressure sensing element, and the synthetic plastic shell is directly used, combined with the ECCM coating to prevent radar waves. , which is specially used to delay the enemy's advance and provide peripheral warning. As long as it can be heard, it is enough, and there is no need to pursue too much power. It can be very concealed. "

01044 was also impressed,

"Can you lift it?"

Li Pan shook his head,

"I didn't bring professional equipment, and I don't know how sensitive the pressure parameter settings are. Moreover, if you find one mine, there may be a hundred around you. It seems that the collector has also recruited professionals to provide technical support."

01044 suggested, "What about flying there?"

"Fly? How fast?"

01044 took out a propeller from the bag and held it in his hands, and the person floated up. It seemed to be similar to the anti-gravity spine...

Li Pan looked at the surrounding environment.

"It's too slow. The interior space of this castle is too narrow. If sensors or flea mines are buried against the wall, the enemy may plot against us."

01044 nodded and said,

"Understood, then there is no need to waste time sneaking in, just knock on the door."

Then Li Pan saw her pick two Philosopher's Stones and stuff them into her mouth, bite them into pieces between her teeth, and swallow them raw while chewing them. The pink juice filling her mouth overflowed from the corners of her lips, and then I found a gas welding gun from my luggage bag, with only the tip of the gun and the gas pipeline cut off. I held up the barrel of the gun and blew in, and a bright yellow flame ignited at the muzzle of the gun.

Then 01044 turned to Li Pan and smiled,

"Come behind me."

Li Pan quickly took a step back and saw her raising the gas welding gun, pointing it at the castle in front of her, pressing the switch, and said with a smile,

"The Holy Flame of Theophilus."

Golden flames spurted out from the muzzle! It was like a golden wave that filled the city wall in an instant, and the flames of a prairie fire spread its wings like an awakened phoenix! The golden light blooming in front of my eyes instantly ignited the bricks and stones in the city into fire! The monstrous heat wave ignited the majestic and huge castle into a huge bonfire. The entire building roared and cracked in the sea of ​​​​fire, like a huge monster roaring and wailing in the flames, and was burned to death!

Didn't Nima agree to knock on the door first, so he started by giving orders to others. This style is indeed very corporate...

Li Pan was hiding in the sky and shivering. Oh, it wasn't him who was shaking, it was his formal clothes that were shaking. Li Pan could feel the 'fear' in the formal suit, as if the clothes were going to abandon him at any moment and escape.

This is the first time that such a situation has occurred in formal wear. It seems that this kind of holy flame can cause fatal damage to the 'formal wear/guardian'.

It's really incredible, 01044 is a cadre, and he is also a clone chained with a prosthetic body. After a few hours of hurried preparation and a random magic, he can scare the formal uniform into this. It seems that there are really many powerful people in the planes of heaven...

After burning like this for about ten seconds, 01044 released the spray gun switch. The flame was extinguished instantly. However, this kind of firepower was enough to burn down the entire workshop. All the mine traps and magic circles were destroyed. The entire main body of the building was burned black, and only the dry and broken frame of the castle was left.

"It seems no one is there..."

01044 threw away the used spray gun and found a light bulb from the bag. A philosopher's stone was stuffed into the light bulb. He held the light bulb in his hand, shining a milky white light, and walked into the charred ruins to search. .

Li Pan followed up with a hammer in hand and asked,

"Did you see the starship jump and move in advance? It seems that the collector doesn't have the strength to confront the company head-on..."

As a result, before he could finish speaking, 01044 stopped violently.

Then Li Pan also saw it. He just took one step, and the moment he walked into the charred ruins, a bed suddenly appeared in the castle.

A huge bed of fat, sebum-like organic matter...or a throne? And there was someone lying on the bed...what the hell was he?

Humanoid? It can't be considered humanoid, it looks like it should be some kind of mammalian creature that has been skinned, or has no skin in the first place... monster. On its neck, which may be the head and face, there is a meat fan that opens and closes vertically. I don’t know if it is a mouth or something else. If that part is a head, there are two goat-like things on the top of its head. The horns, the round and huge belly towered up, and it was unknown whether it was fat, sarcoma, or a fetus. The balloon-like swollen body also had soft limbs that resembled goat hooves at the end, which were covered by huge sebum-like bodies underneath it. The throne is obscured and cannot be noticed unless you look carefully.

Li Pan could only describe it to this point. Anyway, in front of him, it was a scene that was difficult to express in words. He could only estimate based on experience that this thing must be about six to seven meters high. If it stood up, it would be about It is the size of a large ship-borne SMS. With such a large tonnage, it is estimated that it cannot be killed by an RPG, and it will have to be bombarded from the ship.

But just in case Li Pan asked quietly,

"01044, can you also see this damn thing? I mean, there should be nothing wrong with my eyes, right?"

01044 ignored him, but stared at the fat-bellied goat and said,

"Belia...how long has it been since you...have been here...no...which generation is this?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

Suddenly, from all directions, and seemingly from the depths of my mind, laughter sounded like silver bells.

"Long time no see Maria, what spell are you going to use to expel me this time? Let me be surprised too."

01044 fell into deep thought for a moment and frowned,

"Interesting... I haven't seen you in centuries, and you have made some new friends... So what do you want to give birth to?"

"Hehehe, guess what, wouldn't it be boring to reveal the answer to the mystery..."

These two people, two monsters, talked for a while in dialects, mixed with many proper nouns from other worlds that obviously did not belong to the pronunciation of human vocal cords. Li Pan listened for a long time using the half-baked Common Tongue of the Universe that he had learned in the military academy, and could only hear it. I could barely tell that this monster was indeed pregnant and not obese...

But he didn’t come here to listen to people’s chatter, so Li Pan weighed the hammer in his hand.

"Hey 044, how about I pull the monsters and you deal with them?"

"Wait," 01044 shook his head, "Don't take action."

"Are you coming alone? Can you handle it?"

This Beria looks like the BOSS in the group version, so Li Pan naturally doesn't dare to take it lightly.

At this time, he had gathered all his true energy, holding a hammer in one hand and putting it in his pocket, always ready to transform into a handkerchief knight, then attack with a speed of Mach 5 per second, and finally hit his head with the True Dragon Pojia Sage's Hammer! Get the first kill!

But 01044 still shook his head,

"It's going to give birth tonight. Let's wait and see what it can give birth to."

Li Pan's brows were twisted into the character "Sichuan".

"Ah? No, why wait? Why don't you take advantage of its illness and kill it at this time?"

01044 took out a piece of glass shard from the bag, held it in front of his eyes, and explained while looking at Belia,

"These demon gods from other worlds are useless just by dropping monster projections on the earth. If they want to move freely, they also need a suitable container to exert their power and change the rules of the world. Well... you can understand it as They are not adapted to the local environment, so they also need suitable prosthetics.

However, human bodies or artificial prosthetics alone cannot exert their original power, so often in the early stages of their arrival, they will only carefully select some apostles from the indigenous people as their puppets. Let these apostles act on your behalf, prepare suitable containers, and then come as clones. "

Li Pan understood,

"So this apostle is pregnant with the true form of Beria? Okay, then when it is born, I will hit it with a hammer..."

01044 changed three pieces of broken glass and looked at it, then shook his head.

"No, it's useless. It has completed the ritual of reincarnation at least three times. Among all the great demons I have expelled, this is the one with the highest degree of completion and the one closest to its true form.

I think Belia has been hiding in 0791 for a long time, and has been accepting human sacrifices for a long time. With its current strength, it can tear open the gap and descend at any time, turning 0791 into its own hell.

My current preparations make it difficult to completely banish it. "

When Li Pan heard this, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Ah, ah? No, so why don't you kill it while it's sick..."

01044 Open the package and take off the philosopher's stones one by one from the alchemy tools.

"We can't win this time, so I have to see what kind of thing it gave birth to. So that we can be prepared to deal with it next time.

It doesn't matter if it's just a big devil, but if it's not... Haha, what on earth does it take three big demons to come to breed...

Hehehe, I’m really curious..."

Did she laugh?

Well, 01044 actually laughed, staring at Beria's belly with curiosity on his face, like a primary school student who had discovered a new species.

"...Hey! Damn it! Hey!"

Li Pan was shocked.

"No! Curiosity? Just because of curiosity, you want to let it give birth to a more powerful demon!? What if you can't handle it after birth? What about 0791??"

01044 didn’t even look at Li Pan, just shrugged.

"So what? Anyway, we have to be serious tomorrow, right? Whether we lose or win tonight, the outcome of this world will not change in any way."

"Hey! But I don't want to show this kind of BADEND!"

Li Pan knew that he couldn't count on her anymore, so he kept doing nothing, put a handkerchief on his face, picked up the Sage's Hammer, and rushed to attack the monster!

01044 didn’t stop him, but reminded him,

"Be careful of its aura."

What halo?

Then Li Pan heard a chant.

Above Beria's head, between the goat's horns, a purple halo suddenly bloomed. The aperture expanded rapidly like a blooming electromagnetic pulse, blooming and spreading like a garland, like the waves caused by a stone falling into the water, layers of purple fire waves, filled with astonishing magic energy, rushing towards the face...

"grass?"

Unexpectedly, Li Pan felt his whole body tremble, and then his formal clothes ripped open! Leave the body! It seemed that he was too scared of his own skin, so he simply peeled it off! He ran away in the face of battle!

"grass."

So Li Pan only had time to block his vital points with the Sage's Hammer, and was hit head-on by this 'halo'! The Philosopher's Hammer instantly exploded into pieces! The pink magic energy was slightly resisted, but Li Pan was still hit by the raging magic fire and shock wave! It was blown away all of a sudden!

"grass--!"

This was the first time that Li Pan was directly knocked out of the handkerchief knight state! The handkerchief flew far away, and the whole body was exploded by a purple halo, causing smoke and flames to billow all over the body!

01044 was already prepared. He took out a tablecloth from his handbag and covered Li Pan, instantly extinguishing the purple demonic flames on his body. But just like that, all the skin and flesh on his body were burned away, and his whole body was burned out. Tender and giving off a barbecue flavor.

"Hey, shit! Xiaohei! What are you doing!"

Li Pan puffed out black smoke from his nostrils and turned to curse his formal attire.

But Zhengyi was hiding in the corner with his head in his hands, as if he was suffering from a depression and refused to come out.

01044 Not surprising,

"Your guardian has been fatally injured before. Their courage is actually very small. If they almost die once, they will be tempted to escape when faced with a desperate situation. You have to be more careful when using it. If not, you should change it. Just."

"Damn it! You should tell me in advance! Are you trying to trick someone?"

Li Pan was so angry that he rushed towards him, held down his formal clothes, and took out the sword pill from his trouser pocket. He turned around and glared at Beria with murderous intent, spraying black ash from his mouth and nose.

"You're going to fight me head-on, right? Look! Let's see who can beat who! Kill the ghost! Kill!"

Kenmaru takes action! The splendor appears! The flying sword leaps! Then a sword rainbow was drawn in the sky!

"hehe!"

Beria chuckled lightly, and the two pieces of flesh on his face opened up, and a deep hole like a morning glory appeared on his head, and he actually swallowed the sword light in one mouthful!

01044 was not surprised at all. He was still watching with the glass piece in hand.

"It has been reincarnated so many times and has long been the demon lord of this gap. Don't use the rules of other worlds to challenge others..."

"ah--!!!"

The bloody wind roared loudly, and there was a shrill scream of fingertips tearing open the glass. In the river of blood rising into the sky, a head with goat horns and morning glory was cut off by a golden light.

01044,"...Oooh."

Li Pan grabbed the flying sword pill, made an uncivilized gesture, and fell to the ground.

Well, his turn is over...