I'm not a cyberpsycho

"BIU-boom!"

The plasma fireball rose gradually, and the sputtered plasma was thrown out, sweeping out a deep fan-shaped pit on the ground. The shock wave and metal orbital projectiles broke the rows of cherry blossom trees in front of them and exploded them into pieces.

On the broken cherry tree trunk, blood was splattered everywhere, and the broken bark was mixed with blood and smeared all over the ground, like people who were crushed at the scene of a traffic accident.

"Killed?"

Minister Huang Quan tilted his head and looked at the tree trunks that looked like human bodies, spurting blood and wailing with interest.

"Escape, the seal is formed very quickly."

Big Bear lowered his head and scanned for a while, then suddenly opened the two-handed cannon door and fired randomly at the biubiubiu ground.

"Boom boom boom boom!"

The ground was blown up, causing planets to fly everywhere, sand and rocks flying everywhere, and large plasma craters created.

And Daxiong didn't just waste ammunition. He first covered it with a burst of fire, punched the magazine and forced him to move away. Then he immediately activated the prosthetic body to accelerate, sprinted in a straight line, jumped high, and suddenly kicked the ground with a heavy fall. Force the ninjas hiding underground out!

"Where to run!"

Quickly switching his arms from plasma cannons to gorilla arms, the big bear reached out and pounced, clamping down on the figure that jumped out of the ground like iron pincers.

"Wind Escape! Full Moon Dance!"

"Ang-da-da-da!"

Li Pan swung the Turbo Ninja Sword, and the leaping flying fish seemed to burst out of the ground. The moment he passed by, the swords in his hands flashed wildly, and he swung the long sword that was accelerated by the Turbo Ninja Technique of the Glove into a strong wind, covering his head and face. He slashed at the big bear's forehead, making a clanging sound and sending sparks flying!

Daxiong was also stunned for a moment. After landing, he stared at his hands and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.

A super-modified soldier like him is equipped with all kinds of dynamic radar motion capture, scanning and locking brain plugs. Mingming's eyes intelligently assist in calculating a lot of knife trajectory routes. According to the calculation, the first one grabs the knife, and the second one grabs the knife. It should be that simple to unscrew the ninja's head.

But when he stretched out his hand to grab it, he couldn't catch it at all. It was like trying to catch the moon in the water, and every time he grasped it, there was nothing. Every time he made a move, the number of knife shadows on the opposite side also increased by dozens. In the blink of an eye, his head and face were all covered with blood. Shrouded in the flickering light of swords and shadows, he was struck hundreds of times by a ping-pong-pong shield!

So much so that his silicone hood and artificial face were chopped to pieces like melons and vegetables, his metal skull was chopped out, and there were marks all over his body and face!

To be honest, if the opponent's knife was not sharp and could not cut through his custom-made military metal prosthetic body, he would have been cut into shreds with just this masked move...

Li Pan also frowned and looked at the knife in his hand in confusion. Why was there no blade?

"...Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to take off the knife sheath when I was nervous. Mader also has double insurance."

After all, the ninja sword is first and foremost a tool knife. It is usually used to tie a rope and climb a wall to charge it. In order to be used for assassination, there is a sheath in the scabbard to block the reflection on the blade. Only the last part of the sword is used for assassination. A sword, or just use it as an emergency when infiltration fails. If you use it to fight with a specialized samurai, you will be at a disadvantage...

Ahem, anyway, I adjusted the mechanism on the knife handle to unlock the cutting mode, and the blade protective sheath flew away, revealing the gleaming blade.

"Okay, okay, what you did just now doesn't count, let's fight again."

Big Bear, who had just been hit with a set of combos, couldn't help but take a step back.

"Dairo Akiyama. I am the personnel director of TheM Company."

Minister Huang Quan stepped forward and threw out his business card.

"Although you are registered as a genin, you are really quick with your sword. It is a waste of your talent to be able to train five cars to reach your potential.

If you have better equipment, you can definitely exert superhuman combat power. How about it? Do you have any plans to join the company? "

Li Pan took the business card and looked serious for a moment. He looked at 002 across from him with sharp eyes, then looked up at the sky, his voice full of sorrow and indignation.

"Heaven is unfair..."

Minister Huang Quan was also confused. He didn't know what he meant by his sudden resentment, but he continued to recruit.

"We don't know each other this time. Your Excellency is also here to perform a rescue mission. Why don't we work together to form a team. The bounty can be divided equally..."

"Hey! You think I'm deaf or forgetful! You just ordered me to be fucked, right? Oh, if you can't beat me, I won't know you! If you can beat me, I will be fucked to death with one shot!"

I didn't expect that the other party would be so arrogant after giving my name and business card. Minister Huang Quan felt unhappy when the knife was pointed at him. He restrained his tone and asked,

"So what do you want."

"Hey, here's the minister. After working in the company for so long, he doesn't even understand the basic etiquette of apologizing!"

Li Pan is here to cause trouble, and Sakura Obasan is also a fool. It may take a while before he can transform into a human being, so he specially set up a kindergarten version of the yin-yang life-death and dimming formation to trap his opponent, but this formation It does no harm and can only trap people temporarily. It can be used against mortals. Let 002 from Monsters Inc. break in. I'm afraid it can penetrate the core. He immediately lengthened his tone and cursed,

"Compensate, compensate! You are a corporate bitch! Take 100 million first!"

What! I can’t get the money out! Then kneel down with your butt naked and apologize!

Let me do it too, and let this be settled! "

"Seeking death! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine! Dark flames!"

Minister Huang Quan was furious. He never expected that someone would dare to tease him in person these days. He stood up with his sword eyebrows in anger. He swung his sword and suddenly a purple flame shot out from the blade.

"Wind Escape Scythe Weasel!

Li Pan also swung the wind blade, but he didn't expect the opponent's purple flame to ignite the wind blade at once, burning against the wind and burning his eyebrows.

Li Pan quickly blocked it with his left arm, and the flames jumped onto his gloves, melting the alloy arm guard with a crack!

"Wow! Damn! It's really rubbish!"

Li Pan was shocked and almost died, so he quickly shook his hands and broke away.

Yes, an arm guard was burned directly. Ouch, ninja stuff is really all junk...

Seeing this opportunity, the big bear also ejected on the spot, and Superman punched forward, like a truck rushing towards him!

Seeing this, Li Pan also held the knife with one hand, put it on his shoulder, and the turbo in the scabbard "buzz--ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" started to pressurize rapidly!

"Yijian-style turbocharged sword-drawing slash!!"

“Buzz——!”

"boom!"

The gorilla's straight punch or fist blow grazed Li Pan's cheek, missing it by just a hair.

The scabbard sprayed out a large amount of steam, and when he drew his sword, he struck the bear on the shoulder with the same fierce wind!

one! knife! two! Break!

Uh, okay, is the knife broken, or is this guy's metal skeleton better made of steel...

But it doesn’t matter! The knife, just break it!

"You can still poke it after it's broken!"

Li Pan stabbed the big bear's belly with a knife, inserting it diagonally under the ribs. The broken knife cut through the silicone sebum and broke through the Kevlar fiber. As expected, it was blocked by the subcutaneous ceramic armor.

However, Li Pan had already expected it. He shouted, "Eat my big wind blade!" He used his inner strength in his hand, vibrated the blade, condensed the sword energy on the blade, and swiped away the heavy armor with a diagonal slash, inserting it into Inside the big bear, a knife pierced his liver.

"Haha!"

Big Bear also knew that the ninja in front of him was incredibly fast, so he roared, hugged the ninja who crashed into his arms, and actually resorted to the method of killing both of them!

Behind him, Minister Huang Quan also had a tacit understanding. He hid behind the big bear with his heart. He used his body to block his sight, accumulated strength on his sword, and stabbed out with the sword again. The purple rocket he shot pierced the big bear's chest! He plans to kill Li Pan with one strike!

However, the only one who was penetrated was the big bear! Minister Huang Quan was so insidious that she hid in the blind spot, but Li Pan's consciousness locked her from head to toe!

So Li Pan was at ease! A very shameless twist of the waist, like a loach emerging from the big bear's arms, sliding close to the ground, snaking between the legs, and passing the close warrior with a sliding shovel.

Then he bent his waist and kicked his feet, exerting all his strength, and suddenly changed from the snake shape to the raccoon shape, and rushed straight towards the distant mage with his hands and feet! It's like a violent wild dog rushing towards the long black stocking legs!

"Hell Flame Wheel!"

Since Li Pan's speed is still at the ordinary genin level, Minister Huangquan is not panicked!

I saw her bending and flicking her long brown silk legs, taking off directly on the spot, jumping high into the air, swiping the magic sword, and slashing out a purple-black flame wheel! The overwhelming blazing magic energy swept straight in, creating a sea of ​​​​fire on the ground!

As soon as Li Pan saw this posture, he knew that the opponent was probably equipped with strengthened spring legs and a mid-air gyroscope, which could make emergency maneuvers in mid-air. He was probably deliberately tricking himself into jumping up, so that he could perform a powerful combo when he was unable to maneuver with force. Naturally, I won’t be fooled.

Anyway, he was here to contain him, and he was not in a hurry to run into the sea of ​​fire and reveal his identity. He dodged left and right, pretending to be a poor man who didn't have ankle reinforcements and couldn't even do a super jump. He dodged a few times and let the other side do it. Keep a safe distance again.

"Hey Heipi! Why are you running away? Don't you want to have sex with me? Come and have anal sex from the front!"

Li Pan continued to have a bad mouth. While glancing at the big bear.

His liver was exploded and he was stabbed in the back, so he should have lost his combat power for the time being. If he didn't self-destruct, his life would be fine. After all, after being transformed like this, it would be very difficult to die.

"Hmph, you lunatic, how dare you attack me? Can the Akiyama family bear the company's wrath?"

After Minister Huangquan landed, he snorted coldly and skillfully swept his sword to the ground, pulled out a line of fire in front of him, and raised a purple fire wall barrier.

"Ha, you're either pretending to be deaf or stupid! So you were the one who made the first move! Those who bully me, go to hell! Wind Escape! Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle Sickle..."

Li Pan performed in his true colors, screaming wildly and quickly forming seals to create a large number of sickle and weasel wind blades.

A local monster like the Kama Itachi looks like a weasel. Its tail can ride the wind and slit the throat of its prey with strong winds.

The demon-sealing ninjas also imitated the mimicry and created the Wind Release Kama Itachi Ninpo Technique. The general principle is to first compress the Wind Release Ninja power into cyclonic acceleration, make it into a model like a chainsaw blade, and then throw it like a shuriken. go out.

And Li Pan now goes one step further, directly pulling the jet turbocharger scabbard on his back to the full range, "buzz buzz--!!" to get the supercharged jet, and then instantly condenses the sickle and weasel blade wheels, and sprays out continuously! It was as if he was carrying a shoulder cannon, and the blade wheel was "buzzing, buzzing!" "Sickle, Sickle, Sickle!" and spraying it wildly at Minister Huang Quan!

"Bullying? Oh, bipolar disorder caused by campus bullying..."

Although they were attacked by the sword wheels that hit the screen like a violent storm, these sickle wheels were all blocked by the magic fire wall arranged in front of them. It was like the wind blowing on the water, which could only cause large ripples in the sea of ​​fire. There was nothing. actual threat.

Therefore, Minister Huang Quan did not fight back immediately, but was able to evaluate Li Pan's tactics with ease. Watching him move around with snake skin while using garbage ninja tools to perform the wind escape ninjutsu with a very high success rate and speed, his eyes gradually became clear. With a little more appreciation, he held his head high and said,

"Akiyama Dairo, your strength has far surpassed that of ordinary chuunin. In the past, with this ability, you would have been enough to be the head ninja of Koga and Iga! But now! I can only say that you are ignorant! You do not understand the heavens. The secret of the company’s heritage!

Takamagahara! They have drowned in the glory of the previous generation! Those who rely on blood, privilege, and class to suppress rising stars are destined to be left to rot in the garbage heap!

The only way to come out is to work for the company! Only take the initiative to participate in the bloody and cruel market competition! Only through the natural selection of survival of the fittest can we find a way out! Only in this way can we not be abandoned by the giant wheel of this rapidly advancing era! Crushed!

sprinkle! Give you one last chance! Kneel down! Surrender to the company! or! By! die! "

Tsk, look at other people's personnel, they are so dedicated, and they are still recruiting people to change jobs on the battlefield, while his family can only pour a cup of coffee and shout that the boss is in trouble, ugh...

Li Pan also turned his grief and anger into acting, roaring in a cyberpsychotic tone,

"So much bullshit! What Tianyuan Company! It's none of my business! How many times have I told you to apologize to me with your bare butt!! Sickle Sickle Sickle Itachi!!!"

Minister Huang Quan, "Intelligent assistant... Why is he so entangled in this?? Hmm... Is it a symptomatic nymphomaniac neurosis caused by mania? Could it be a temporal lobe disease..."

However, before Minister Huang Quan could complete the mental evaluation and case analysis of Akiyama Dalang, the purple fireball suddenly shook and swung, soundlessly, and was cut by Li Pan's Zhen Qi Blade hidden in a pile of wind escapes. A gap opened.

Minister Huang Quan, "Huh?"

"Opportunity! Sickle, Sickle, Sickle, Weasel!!"

The dense wind blade wheels roared towards my face! Minister Huang Quan was caught off guard, quickly accelerated to dodge, jumped back, and avoided the blade slashing towards the carotid artery. At the same time, he waved his sword, creating a purple flame vortex, and finally managed to scatter all the flying blades.

But this momentary mistake did result in her being stabbed several times. Although Feng Dun's injuries were protected by her formal attire, her dress and stockings were cut with large wounds, exposing her flesh-colored skin, which was in a battle-damaged state.

How did this guy break the barrier? How could it be possible with just ninjutsu...

"Earth Release! Huangquan Naraku!"

"Nani!"

Minister Huang Quan was careless for a moment! He actually got hit by Huangquan Naraku! !

The moment he landed, the ground turned into a quagmire! Minister Huang Quan stepped into the mud! The high-heeled shoes and the tight-fitting skirt were really difficult to move around. For a moment, she couldn't stabilize her figure. She did a split and propped herself on the ground with one hand. Her body, legs, and face were splashed with mud!

"Earth Escape Rock Bound!"

"Ma, Masaka!"

Before Minister Huang Quan could stand firm, a lot of clay hands shot out! It was like an innocent soul in hell, grabbing her hands, feet and thighs! Then it quickly solidifies into rock!

"Earth escape rock gun quilt!"

"Guisa!"

A set of three! Li Pan, who instantly switched from Wind Escape to Earth Escape, performed a classic routine! Explosive output! The rock gun rising from the sky bursts out of the ground! Straight to the ceiling! The flaw that is exposed to the opponent in an instant!

assault! assault! assault!

"ah--!"

"boom!!"

The purple flame exploded and exploded, like a peony flower blooming. The explosive overpressure swept across the earth in an instant, sweeping in all directions, blasting away the rock, mud, and flaming wind knives!

Li Pan broke out of the ground and looked at the center of the explosion.

I saw Minister Huang Quan standing in Ling Lie's purple ring of fire. All her professional uniforms were gone. I don't know if she was pretending to be a formal escape or she had been blown to pieces. There were only winding and swaying fire snakes around her, forming a The bikini armor-like outfit covers her vitals.

It can be clearly seen that Minister Huang Quan's chest, back, thighs, waist and hips are all engraved with dark black flame-shaped magic patterns. The sword in his hand also turned into a flaming magic sword wrapped in purple magic fire. The surging magic power emanating from his body was far beyond the scope of human beings.

He's already in the second stage after being so arrogant. Is he really a civilian?

Obviously, Personnel Minister 002 is also a combat magician. After all, he is a magician now.

However, he obviously used a different magic system than the vampire magician 0791003 that he killed before.

In comparison, 002's method may be closer to the magic of the horned demon clan of Sifna. Instead of reading a message, chanting a spell, and casting a spell on the battlefield, 002 engraved a magic pattern array on his body in advance to seal the magic power first, and then use it again when needed. Expand your tone.

Therefore, 003 may be more like a mage, while her positioning may be closer to a magic warrior.

Li Pan exposed his head and observed secretly. Minister Huang Quan was also standing in the sea of ​​fire, with a gloomy face in the flickering firelight and glaring at Li Pan with scorching eyes.

However, although her magic power exploded and her combat status was fully activated, she seemed to be just standing without any movement... Oh.

Li Pan, "...it's quite painful to be pushed, isn't it?"

Minister Huang Quan was furious, "Go to hell, you bastard!"

"boom!"

As expected, his combat power increased dramatically after his transformation, and he slashed with a flaming sword, sweeping across like a crescent moon, slicing the earth with a roar, and burning everything along the way into a field of fire.

Li Pan used a head-shrinking dodge to dodge, but as soon as he showed his head, another sword slashed at him from the opposite side, so he had to continue to hide.

For a moment, Li Pan was like a whack-a-mole, showing his head and shrinking in front of Minister Huangquan, moving in and out, secretly observing the opponent's sword path, movements and breathing. Then a conclusion was drawn.

She should have a third stage.

Well, this flame armor and flame sword form are not too strong. They just rely on the purple magical flames to have special effects. They can crush the ninja's garbage ninjutsu, but the attack speed is very slow, and even agile ninjas can dodge it. , in a superhuman battle, it is actually of little use.

From the opponent's breathing movements when swinging the sword and the shaking of muscles when exerting force, it can be seen that her body is at the level of an average strong person. Once she is close, she can easily be blasted through and beaten to pieces by Superman with his strange strength.

So if it was a life and death fight, she would not be the opponent of 003004 in this state.

But Li Pan also knows that the company generally does not give random numbers to regular employees.

Qualifications, expertise, professional knowledge, etc. are only secondary. The ranking of 1234 depends on personal ability, whether you can survive when facing monsters.

So 002 must be stronger than 003 or 004, and she has at least one big move hidden in her hand.

Of course, these three stages are difficult to achieve given the strength and positioning of ‘Autumn Mountain Waves’.

After all, Li Pan also has to create a character. It is enough to establish the character image of 'Dalang Akiyama', who is somewhat powerful and neurotic.

Li Pan knew very well that these days, as long as he is an extraordinary person, he will be exposed to the company's vision sooner or later, so he might as well take the initiative to maintain his current role positioning, which is a bit troublesome but not threatening. This allows the company to have a relatively underestimated judgment and positioning of its own combat capabilities, which makes it easier for it to do things.

Besides, there are already enough time constraints...

"Hey, hey, why are you still fighting? Why don't you apologize even though you've already stripped naked? Why do you still want to eat Yanqiangtou?

good! I will satisfy you! Earth Escape Big Rock Spear! A two-pronged approach! ! "

Minister Huang Quan was shocked. He had been bitten by a snake once, and he had been afraid of well ropes for ten years. He subconsciously jumped up to dodge, and even slashed the ground into rubble with a cross-shaped chop to reassure himself.

"You! You guy! Looking for death... Uh! Nah! Nani! Ooooh!"

Sudden! Hundreds of python-like vine tentacles came from behind silently! These vine roots are extremely thick, with veins popping out like living creatures! The whole body exudes a strong fishy smell! And the cloud-like purple smoke on the vine can actually ignore the burning of the magic fire!

After a successful sneak attack, he wrapped himself up and wrapped himself up! Tightly bind Minister Huangquan's whole body! In just an instant, she was dragged into the cherry blossom forest, leaving only the woman's frightened scream echoing in the forest!

Phew, this potted plant has grown so big, it looks like it is about to be struck by lightning.

Although Li Pan also wanted to follow and watch the fierce panchang battle between Potted Plant and 002, he hesitated and gave up.

After all, no matter how strong the company's employees are, they are still at the apostle level, and there is an upper limit after all. But just now, it seems that something extraordinary and unlimited has arrived.