I'm not a cyberpsycho

Emei Mochen Liangyi Formation has profound foundation and endless mysteries. As disciples of the three major sects, they study it every day, practice it every month, and take exams every year on classic topics. Various collections of real questions can produce a true scripture. As for the six-door formation of Yin and Yang, life, death, and darkness, as the most basic simplified version for entry-level kindergarten, Li Pan naturally memorizes it by heart and can grasp it easily.

In addition, in the future, the three major sects will launch new ones and have already raised the formation from three dimensions to super multi-dimensional. Therefore, even the kindergarten version of the six-door formation is a serious time and space formation, containing the Hunyuan Starry Sky and gathering the earth veins from all directions. , a world of its own, is already the prototype of the Cave Heaven Paradise.

On this basis, if the spiritual pulse Dao jade magic weapon is arranged to suppress it, over time, a Taoyuan fairy mansion can be formed.

And if water and fire weapons are hidden, and secret mechanisms are set up to hide arrows, it can become the death of a god and be buried in a place that should be robbed.

It's just that this time Li Pan didn't have so much free time to make it too complicated, and due to the limitations of the Heavenly Dao and Earth Lines in the City of Night, it was not enough to lay out six complete gates. Therefore, within Jin Yao Academy, he only built a framework and established The basic model of the space formation is just two doors hastily arranged.

Nowadays, among the six gates of Yin and Yang in the Sakura version of life and death, there are actually empty peach groves on all sides, connected together like a Klein bottle, connected to each other like a roundworm's large intestine, and all kinds of illusions and obstacles have been arranged inside. In fact, it is a maze fantasy that is impossible to get out of, like a ghost trying to break through a wall. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and there is still no way out where there is no way.

There are only two entrances and exits left.

One is a student, the other is a dead one. The cherry blossom forest of the living gate directly jumps and links to the real world in the gap. Although it is twists and turns, it is safe and can be used to enter and exit freely.

The gate of death is suppressed by the potted cherry blossom monster, which is specially used to deal with the company dog. Of course, as long as you have real skills, you can risk your life and survive, and you can fight your way out from the door of death. Some people even like to take the straight back door.

Therefore, according to Li Pan's original plan, the people who broke into the formation were trapped in the four gates of Yin, Yang and Huiming. He first used illusions to consume ammunition, saw the opportunity to make a sneak attack, tied them up in batches, and planted them on the ground like stakes. In this way, the potted plant can slowly absorb everyone's essence and magic power, and feed it back to the formation. In this way, it can not only practice to overcome the tribulation, but also maintain the Sakula formation for a long time, fight a protracted war, and firmly pin the company's attention to the academy. here.

But as expected, another surprise occurred.

I don't know where this thing came from, but it came from another dimension and broke into the formation.

With a sweep of his consciousness, Li Pan quickly locked onto the invading enemy and immediately changed his formation. The cherry blossom forest under his feet was like a roulette wheel, spinning around the starry sky and rolling in a circle. The cherry blossom forest was like a waterfall. In the ordinary reincarnation, the changing light and shadow, so close to the end of the world, in the blink of an eye, Li Pan moved on the spot and came to the plane of the Yin Gate.

As reincarnation came to a halt, what appeared in front of Li Pan was a burning forest.

The ground veins in this area have been melted and burned through, and the large cherry blossom trees have withered away. The red plasma overflows from the trunk of the woman's body. The trunk has also been burned into charcoal by the overloaded high temperature and the hot volcanic earth, like the ground. There are a large group of prisoners who were tortured to death by being burned.

In the center of the formation, there was a blood-red human-shaped chicken frame that looked like a mummified skeleton, with its upper body crawling out of the hole in the ground. The thing was about the size of a brown bear, covered in a layer of mud, plasma, and burnt meat, and was still expanding. It seemed that the other party's container was obviously not yet formed, and he could not stand up, so he crawled like a baby. The overflowing power ignited colorless flames and burned the earth.

Why is it something he has never seen before? How many branches has he missed...

Although this thing looks a bit like a god's religion, it is bloody and disgusting, but that doesn't mean that visitors from other worlds must be so disgusting.

This demonic form made of flesh and blood must have just arrived from another world and has just taken on the form of human flesh and blood. Rather than saying it was a complete container, it was more like a pot that had been forced through the crack in the door, squeezed to pieces, and leaking air everywhere.

It may be that when the other party directly came and projected it, because the difference in material energy between the two world rules was too large, it was impossible to completely project the original appearance, so it became as incomplete as it is now.

Of course, it’s not ruled out that this is the other person’s true appearance. After all, the gap between the two worlds, the two universes, and the two dimensions is too big, and the aesthetics of both sides may be different. You look like aliens to others, so why don’t aliens look at you like a piece of shit?

In short, when Li Pan saw that something was wrong, he was not polite. He showed his appearance as a Bodhisattva and waved his palm first to show respect.

This palm was mixed with wind and thunder Dao Qi, and it was like a meteor falling to the ground, and it was like a fly swatter that covered the sky and shouted, "BIANG!" With one click, the demonic shape was swatted into flesh and blood on the ground, and it was firmly nailed. into the ground.

Then the starlight flashed, and the Bodhisattva's palm exploded. It was like an ultra-high-pressure bomb exploding. The air wave swept out instantly, sweeping the rows of forest land into fly ash. Then the next moment, all the fleshy remains seemed to be attracted by magnets and gathered together instantly. Together, they turned into a giant skull-like demonic shape like a mountain.

The demon shape tore open its huge mouth, let out a silent howl, raised its fist, and punched the faceless Bodhisattva in mid-air.

click

The sky was broken into five pieces like a mirror. The reflection of the faceless, eyeless and compassionate Bodhisattva looked at the demons born on the earth in the fragments of the mirror.

The door of 'Yin' was directly shattered.

Fuck, punching through the void, breaking through the formation with force, is it so outrageous... This thing seems to be stronger than him...

Li Pan saw that everyone was not in the same rules, nor in the same realm. His Wuwei Immortal Skill had no effect on the demon in front of him. If he continued to fight, subject to the limitations of the world, it would be nothing more than Consume the container bodies of both parties in this world, and use their willpower to collide and consume each other until one party gives up and comes.

If you can't do it, retreat first.

If this demon is allowed to continue to be arrogant, not only the Six Gate Formation will be destroyed by its random punches, but probably the entire City of Night will also become a sacrifice for its arrival. So after all his hard work, wouldn’t it mean that he was making wedding clothes for others?

But it doesn't matter, the situation is not serious yet. Just because he has never seen it before, it doesn't mean that others don't know how to deal with this crap.

So Li Pan pinched his fingers again, moved in a change of formation, and dragged up the big bear who was still lying on the ground fishing.

"Hey, brother, your name is Daxiong, right? Are you married? Have you given birth to a baby? How many children are there? How old are they? Have you gone to school? Where do you live? Is it a room in a school district? Has the mortgage been paid off? Do you still have enough food expenses? How much money can you save in a month? Your prosthetic body is so powerful, you must have a lot of loan repayments every month, right? "

Daxiong was originally lying on the corpse with his eyes closed, but Leng Buding was stabbed dozens of times in the heart. He really couldn't lie down anymore. He stared at him with murderous eyes and said in a muffled voice,

"Kill if you want! Give me a good time! You talk so much nonsense!"

Li Pan was amused, "Hey, what do you mean, how much are you worth? How many human props like you do the company have? Is there any point in killing you?"

Will the stocking manager look at you more because you help her have sex? Except for your wife and son who are crying to death, who will shed an extra tear for you, right? "

Big Bear just wanted to vomit blood, "What the hell are you doing, Buta? What are you doing? Don't you feel uncomfortable saying these words! Is it interesting?!"

Li Pan smiled and said, "So I said, everyone is here to make extra money and do odd jobs, why are you staring at me and making things difficult for me?

That demon is so powerful that I can't get out of here. Why don't we all consider peace as the most important thing and make a truce and join forces? "

Big Bear narrowed his eyes, "Isn't that what we said just now, why didn't you stop?"

Li Pan, "Because I want to see your boss's naked buttocks and apologize. Is it so hard for me, an adolescent boy, to understand that I have such a desire?"

"..."

What the other party said made sense, and Big Bear was speechless for a moment.

Li Pan, "So you see, if I had apologized in a correct manner earlier, it would have been over. Now let's get her taken away by the tentacles. Do you think she is mean?"

Big Bear took a deep breath and finally sighed, "Yes, you are right, you are both right."

Li Pan smiled and said, "He who knows the current affairs is a hero, so Big Bear, do you want to team up with me and make money and go home to support your wife, or do I leave you here and be dragged out to play by the tentacle monster later?"

But speaking of it, are you a dedicated combat machine? Have the flaws and handles been reformed? "

Big Bear, "Hey Buta, what age is it? You can change your equipment... Okay. Let's cooperate."

So Li Pan pulled out the knife from his stomach.

"That's right. Let's go quickly. Your boss has been dragged into the forest by the tentacle monster for a while. If you go a little later, I'm afraid she will be tangled in circles so that her mother won't even recognize her.

It would be fine if she was killed by a trick, but if she was hanged up in one breath and found that you didn't save her, would she be able to spare you? Maybe I can turn you into a flush toilet..."

Being pinched by the opponent, the big bear had no choice but to grit his teeth and get up, repair the wounds on his body with his first aid kit, and follow the ninja Akiyama, following the traces of tentacles on the ground into the forest.

The most outrageous thing is that this nasty guy is leading the way, walking through the forest while talking filthy words.

“Wow, it’s a torn stocking~~” “Wow, it’s a skirt stained with juice~~” “Wow, it’s a battle-damaged formal dress. By the way, she usually doesn’t wear underwear in your company. ah?"

Big Bear’s head almost hurts.

"Hey! You're so horny, go find a girlfriend! And why did you pick all those things back up! It's too obscene!"

Li Pan shrugged, "Tch, I'm just thinking about your minister. She will be stripped naked later, so she has to wear some clothes to cover it up. If you think I'm vulgar, then you can help her keep it in check."

The other party casually threw the clothes into Big Bear's hands. Just as Big Bear was about to complain, he was suddenly startled and found that there was a pen wrapped in the pile of broken formal clothes.

Huh? This, this is not...

"Hey, is that the devil?"

"Varied……"

The big bear suddenly raised his head and saw the other side of the cherry blossom forest. He was shocked by the sudden appearance of the giant monster as tall as a hill.

The thing looked like a human skeleton that had been cut in half and then burned with fire. The animal-like bone claws of its hands were supporting its upper body, and it was looking up at the sky. It seemed to be lost in confusion, and it seemed to be looking for something in the sky.

Then Li Pan's voice came from his ear,

"Hey, what is this?"

"Death, stillbirth, no, this, this has already happened..."

The big bear was stiff all over,

"Are you kidding? How come it's coming so soon? Isn't there a three-day deadline? How come it's so soon..."

stillbirth? Three days? oh……

Li Pan quickly recalled in his mind, but he remembered that there was such a monster. It seems to be called the statue of the Son of God. Anyway, it consumes a temporary worker to summon a demon god to come, and it will develop from an apostle to a true god in three days. It is also a type that is easy to overturn.

"Have you not noticed that time and space in this barrier are distorted, and the flow of time may be different from outside."

Li Pan reminded him with "good intentions\

,""As I said at the beginning, I walked around in the forest several times. It's all your fault for taking action when I first came up. So this is your fault? What should I do now?"

"what to do?"

The big bear looked at the descendant looking up at the sky,

"What should we do now that we have arrived? The world is about to be destroyed..."

"Hey, no way! The world will be destroyed at every turn. Don't you have any countermeasures?"

"Yes, yes, but if the three-day period has passed..."

Daxiong was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and took out the pen in his formal suit.

"Countermeasures..."

Yes, yes, use it quickly, use this pen/powerful expulsion!

Li Pan persuaded,

"Hey, so this thing was created by your company! Just one demon god made such a big noise. Aren't the two demon gods going to destroy the Night City? Think about your family, think about your friends, don't bring everyone down Damn it, Big Bear!

By the way, what's your wife's name? "

"Wife, Lena..."

Before Big Bear could react, Li Pan held down his head.

"Big Bear! Don't you want to see Lena again?"

At this moment, it was like being shocked by an electric shock. The faces of lovers and family members, and the bits and pieces of life together, were like an opened photo album, quickly flipping through and echoing in front of Big Bear's eyes.

"Damn Buta!!"

Big Bear is also a straightforward guy. Even after being hinted like this, he didn't hesitate any more and just let out a war cry and gritted his teeth! Insert the 'pen' into the left eye!

Li Pan shouted exaggeratedly from the side, "Wow, you are so ridiculous!"

The big bear squeezed the barrel of the pen, inhaled the 'ink' from Yi's eyes, gritted his teeth,

"Kid, watch out! This is how this thing works! Each person can only fire two rounds! If I can't kill it, you can continue!"

Then he pulled out the pen. No, it was no longer a 'pen', but actually pulled out a shining silver spear from his eye socket! The javelin seems to be held in hand!

The long silver hair shone like stars, and the bright light lit up in the forest, as if someone turned on the high beam and illuminated the entire forest, so that the half-length demon staring at the sky was attracted by this bright light and twisted. He turned around and looked down with empty eyes.

The big bear roared angrily, held a spear, and threw a light spear!

"Get out of my world! Get out!!"

A flash of silver light shot out from the tip of the pen, turning into starlight and piercing the devil!

But it missed!

I didn’t expect that such a big guy could be quite flexible! He did half a Thomas pirouette with just one hand! He swooped out of the way and let the silver spear miss the target!

The silver spear directly broke through the heaven and flew out of the void!

"Oops……"

Before the big bear even had time to insert a second blow into the eye, the monster waved his hand and set off a strong wind like a nuclear explosion shock wave!

The whole-body modified soldier was blown away like a piece of dust. The artificial skin and formal clothes all over his body were instantly torn apart, leaving only a metal body, which rolled and was blown away into the dust.

Of course, Li Pan was still standing there, as if there was a phantom of a Bodhisattva standing behind him, with eight arms surrounding his body to protect him. Even the strong wind like a nuclear explosion could not shake his golden body in the slightest.

After all, as the main T, wouldn't it be very shameful for your BOSS to fall with just one hard control at the beginning?

"Hey, you're quite strong. Are you interested in playing in a group with us?"

Li Pan spit into the palm of his hand, smiled and extended a hand of friendship.

The monster slapped his face.

So Li Pan turned his hand of friendship into a polite middle finger, pinched the Taoist formula, and the six-door formation changed again.

The starry sky above our heads was spinning in an instant, and the silver spear that flew out of the sky actually crossed the starry sky, as if it was sliding in a circle, and fell from the sky again, breaking the demon's head with one blow! Nail it right through!

The erupted energy destroyed the formation and tore open scar-like space gaps in the space. In the majestic light and silent howl, the half-length demon was sucked into the gap and expelled from this world.

Wow, one move in seconds. Is the powerful expulsion so powerful...

Li Pan quickly picked up the pen from the ground, carefully put it back in his arms, and then looked up at the cracked and broken sky above his head, which began to collapse and fall.

Two doors were broken in a row. This formation can't hold on for long. Let's fight quickly...

So Li Pan dodged and moved directly to the door of death.

He has solved every BOSS over there, but Bonzai is actually still fighting 002, and the battle is getting fierce.

Okay, it was true that tentacles were flying all over the sky and juice was spraying all over the sky, but it was not the kind of scene Li Pan expected.

After all, she was facing a serious monster, and 002 had no energy left to continue killing her. She also directly revealed her hidden trick, transformed into a true fighting form, and was fighting with the monster that had gathered into a thick purple python. The potted flower demon is engaged in a fierce battle in a normal style.

The flower demon had just learned how to refine Zixia's form and gathered some true energy to protect his body, so he turned his demonic body into an anaconda, bumping into and beating him randomly.

And what 002 uses is the kind of "Secret Sword! Demonic Flame Dragon Flash!" "Extreme! Purple Flame True Dragon Slash!" "Blazing! Demon Goddess General Slash!" "Demon Sword Liberation! The Ultimate Destructive Purple Flame Flash" !!" The boy Manfeng is super sure to kill. Anyway, it boils down to flame sword skills, plus "BONG!" "HONG!!" "BA!!!" and other special effects of flames, light and shadow explosions, there is nothing unusual about it.

However, the shape of 0791002 at this time aroused Li Pan's interest.

Her facial features had been sealed by a layer of armor-like armor, leaving only a pair of completely black pupils exposed. The black and purple magic flames all over the body have crystallized, and the wheat-colored skin has also become horny, forming black scabs like layers of leather armor to wrap around the whole body. The long hair has also changed color and hardened, like a pair of red dragon horns. Hold it on the top of your head. And on the dragon horns, magic energy flickers, gathering amazing magic power to supply the whole body, using combat magic such as flaming sword, flaming shield, flaming chicken wings. This look has changed from an office worker to a devil in a tokusatsu film.

Of course, even if she is wrapped in this curious magical leather armor, her long body and beautiful legs are still fully exposed. Maybe this fast and shaking shape will poke some human interest ahem...

With such a unique painting style, Li Pan could tell her true identity at a glance.

002 This guy is from the Demon Cave Demon Clan.

Although it is not yet certain whether it is a purebred demon smuggled from another world, or an acquired demonman cultivated locally in the Night City. And this scent...

The Bodhisattva in the void stretched out his hand, pulled off 002's magic sword with his arm, and put it into his mouth to taste it carefully.

Yes, it smells like lamb.

002 This demon armor is a monster made of lambskin.

Oh, yes, everyone in the Demon Cave has sheep! Maybe the company also has it!