I'm not a cyberpsycho

After these two days of brief contact, Li Pan quickly adapted to the life of a ninja.

In fact, it's no different from a social worker. Although you don't have to clock in at a certain time and work hours are relatively free, the tasks are endless. I don’t know if it’s because too many Sekihara died, the endurance resources were not enough, or something else, but the academy terminal always says “Didi didi, you have a new order”...

Li Pan also played for a while, with various tricks. Sometimes he stole something, sometimes he kidnapped someone, sometimes he came to emergency rescue, and occasionally he even wanted to find a lost cat and dog robot, and various branch lines of ABCDEFG. The wheel came out of the task interface.

It's not enough for most people not to complete these tasks, because if you are a student in school, you will not be paid for completing the tasks, and the school will only calculate your grade points. Whether it's updating equipment, learning ninjutsu, treating injuries or repaying student loans, or even fucking eating in the cafeteria, all your grades will be deducted!

To put it bluntly, even the imperial ninjas are collectively fishing, leaving all the messy and unprofitable dirty work of the Takamagahara daimyo to five carloads of school students, squeezing the hard work of the young ninja, and calling it a beautiful name. Social practice is simply a waste of time...

Of course, in the end, jobs are assigned and job recommendations are also based on the graduates' grades. Moreover, it is not simply based on how epic tasks you have completed. It is based on the task completion rate of previous graduates of Wuche College. A large database is used to calculate the overall deviation value.

After all, at the end of the capitalist market economy, it is competition between workers who have no negotiating power.

So if your goal is to become a high-ranking official in Takamagahara and become a Kagemusha as a bodyguard next to a big boss like Hashiba Tokugawa, then you have to work day and night to maintain quality and quantity, and compete with ninja trainees of the same level, and gain points. Only when the deviation value of quantity and task completion quality reaches at least three sigma, that is, more than 93.32% of past students in the same period, can you get the Five Car Ninja Rating B. Only then can HR of Gao Tianyuan take a second look at your resume, arrange an interview, and finally go to the intelligence office. He worked in the Ministry of Public Security or the Ministry of Security and became an ordinary social worker.

And if your graduation ambition is to be a big company or even a security bureau, to be a jounin, a hokage, a legend in the ninja world, then you have to get a super high evaluation of Five Sigma or even Six Sigma during school, and surpass it. 99.9% of the time, only by becoming an A-level elite ninja can you be qualified to be favored by capital, have the opportunity to obtain investment from companies, lie down on the operating table, and undergo various transformations with super-technological genes to enhance restricted-level weapons. Only then can he be forged into a legend in this night city.

By the way, Dairo Akiyama couldn't even get a single Sigma before, and his mission completion rate was less than 31%. For someone like him, the way out in the future is to go to the warehouse parking lot to check the gate...

By the way, this kind of selection system and upgrade ratio, whether it is a ninja, a researcher or a company, whether it is an indigenous person or a cosmic person, in fact, there is not much difference in all the worlds.

After all, if you have no capital, no father, no nepotism, no connections, and you have nothing, then who will fight if you don’t?

But it doesn't matter. No matter how hard the ninjas of Wuche Academy try, most of them are as weak as scum. But now Li Pan is here and can help everyone increase their strength.

So he used the grade points from the B-level mission at the Women's College and exchanged them from Kazuma Kiryu for a...'Devil's Flesh', whose specific organ it was unclear what organ it was. Li Pan worked for a while and added a few curse seals. The talisman was refined after blowing a few breaths of immortal energy and doing a few immortal exercises, and then stuffed it backhand into the belly of Xinyuan Temple Zhu Juan who was hiding in the closet of the dormitory.

Well, the Tao of Moshan is broad and profound, and the Black Lotus Secret Technique has vast magical powers. Among them, the Black Lotus Sect’s own classics include many unique secret techniques that use the body parts of demons and monsters to strengthen the Tao body. It can easily transform ordinary people into When a mortal is strengthened to the point where he is neither a human nor a ghost, it can be regarded as cheating.

It just so happened that Li Pan had "Moshan's Book of Human Body Modification" in his hand, as well as the Black Lotus Finger Pulling Magic Power, as well as the demon meat, and the test subjects that had offended him in the past. He just did it and experimented directly. .

So he expertly disemboweled Xinyuanji Zhu Juan, replaced the demon's organs, then used a stapler and glue to sew up the wound, washed her brain to erase her memory, and threw it directly into the treatment pool to soak. The transformation of the first demon ninja was easy. finished.

Well, in fact, the main reason is that he discovered that Mr. Uehara's combat power is too poor to be used as cannon fodder, and he needs to use the method of combining yin and yang to strengthen her enough to fight, so he doesn't have to do other important things. , so I took this shortcut.

Now his expectations are not too high. The Black Lotus Demon God Ninja created in this way only needs to be strong enough to be used as a miscellaneous soldier. It also prevents him from mobilizing everyone to start a group, and the company hires tens of thousands of temporary workers to throw pens, and one person will be too busy to deal with it.

The worst case scenario is that if the experiment fails, the mutant goes berserk, and if he summons a monster to come, he can still attract the attention of the company, and even if he is really turned into a ball of flesh, he will get his revenge, so there is no loss no matter what.

So taking advantage of the free time when Xinyuan Temple students were experiencing genetic mutations, Li Pan once again left school and went to the private room of Samsara Bar to continue completing side tasks.

In the living room, Minister Huang Quan, who was wearing a red suspender skirt, was holding a meeting at the QVN terminal with her bare legs crossed and wearing virtual glasses. She was lying sideways on the velvet sofa, with the hem of her skirt pulled between her legs, pulling her wheat-colored Her beautiful feet were completely exposed in the dim light of the ballroom. The red lips were sipping the martini, and a light trace of lipstick was printed on the rim of the wine glass.

Well, I came to apply for a job as a warehouse security guard.

"Sit down and drink whatever you want."

Li Pan was no longer a junior brother. He ordered a can of Cool Baboon so skillfully that he sat down in front of Minister Huang Quan, opened the terminal, completed the time-limited task and received another grade point.

"C-level confidential mission, we have arrived at the designated mission point within the time limit and met with the client."

After a while, Minister Huangquan took off his glasses and took a look at the man who was staring at his body unceremoniously.

"Take off your clothes."

Li Pan was speechless, "Huh? So straightforward and straight to the point? Did you really ask me to have sex?"

Huang Quan rolled his eyes and said, "You are covered in blood. Have you not changed your underwear in a few days? Can't you smell the smell on your body?"

Li Pan, "...don't pay so much attention to such details. Look at the protagonists of those novels from the first chapter to the thousandth chapter, and they don't even change their underwear. It doesn't prevent them from becoming saints, ruling the roost and becoming ancestors!" This is called the domineering spirit, do you understand?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, so you say graduates are really childish and naive..."

Huang Quan shook his head, snapped his fingers and summoned the dancer, who brought him a set of clean formal clothes.

"Today the Tokugawa family held a banquet in Edo District to thank all forces for their help in solving the Jinyao Academy case. In view of the current situation of the civil war in Takamagahara, someone may launch an attack. You will escort me to the banquet later."

Li Pan looked at the clothes that were sent to him. The style was exactly the same as the formal clothes, but they were not real guardians. They probably found some clothing store to customize them according to the company's style. There was also TheM's gold logo on the chest. The fabric was not bad, and it was so If you choose the bulletproof function, it will cost about 20,000 to 30,000 yuan. It seems to be a thing used to prop up the table for temporary workers.

"Is this considered a private hire?"

Li Pan changed into formal clothes and noticed that there was a data card worth 100,000 commission in the pocket of the formal clothes.

Huang Quan drank wine and looked at Li Pan's figure.

"Don't you think that the salary of temporary workers is too low? But I checked your grade. The previous deviation value was too low, and there was no chance of officially joining the job. Moreover, since you have undergone full-body prosthetic transformation... through the outsourcing labor service company, The same goes for signing a dispatch contract.

Of course, if you are interested, I can sign a long-term contract with you to be a personal bodyguard. I can still afford to support you. "

Good guy, your aunt still wants to support him, but it's a pity that Li Pan still wants to work hard to defeat himself and become the overlord of the heavens...

"Thank you, but I like a free life..."

Li Pan suddenly reacted,

"Wait a minute, today is the Tokugawa family's thank you banquet? No one invited me? Damn! I also participated in the rescue?"

"If you don't want to be a dog, you won't be able to separate the bones. Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

Minister Huang Quan stood up, leaned over and took Li Pan's arm.

"Let's go and show you the upper class society."

Tsk, I haven’t seen anything before! How about having dinner with a big guy like A17 and chatting and laughing with him! But since you took the initiative to hit me with the ball, I don’t care...

We boarded a private floating car and arrived at the private castle of the Tokugawa family in Edo District for a banquet. The last time Li Pan came to this place, he came to ransack the house and perform a disembowelment. This time, he was followed by everyone who was trying to kill him, and there were various temptations and challenges. The royal sister who has her own bottom line comes to the banquet, but it has a different flavor.

Of course, Li Pan was not so intoxicated with this small benefit that he forgot to go back to make money, but he had to eat the food one bite at a time. And this banquet also gave him a good opportunity. Local cowards like the Tokugawa family invited the managers and ministers of Zhutian Company and people from the Security Bureau to come to the banquet with dignity.

With a sweep of his consciousness, Li Pan quickly discovered a few acquaintances. For example, the police inspectors at the Reagan family were on the lookout, so while Minister Huang Quan was shaking hands with other company managers, he also got in and shook hands with the police officers.

There is no need to make big news like the nuclear bombing of the police station. First, secretly place a blood mark, then find a dark and windy night, and use head-touching to get the fragments of their 'Mikoshi'. It is not difficult at all. big.

The fragments in the hands of the Security Bureau may be a bit difficult. After all, Director Akagi is also a man of nature and elusive. He did not show up this time and only sent a division chief to deal with the situation. However, Li Pan also knows the whereabouts of his true identity, and he should be able to find an opportunity to sneak into the NCHC underground nursing home.

But just having fragments is not enough. Now we need to find a hacker to crack the password lock and restore the Mikoshi program, and it is best to be someone from within Takamagahara who is familiar with their own system...

"Your Excellency Qiu Shan, long time no see."

Li Pan came back to his senses and looked at the huge watermelon next to him...

"Uh, Miss Shiranui, you showed up again."

Although she pretended to be a bunny girl who would drink, play, and chat with others, she still had a figure that was so outstanding that Li Pan saw through Shiranui Kiriko at a glance. She smiled and served the dinner plate.

"You have such good eyesight. I really can't hide it from Your Excellency. However, didn't you reject Tokugawa's recruitment? You won't be working as a security guard, right?"

Li Pan shrugged, took the cocktail on her plate and took a sip.

"No, no, I came here to see the world. What, are you taking action today?"

Wuzi smiled,

"That's right. We came to assassinate the important ministers of the Tokugawa family. We have already poisoned the wine and planted bombs in the venue."

Li Pan spit the wine back into the cup.

Wuzi said jokingly as if chatting,

"But it's a pity that before the infiltration was completed, my teammates lost their voice training one after another. It seems that this action plan was immediately discovered by Iga. Now I can feel that there are many eyes around me secretly staring at me. I guess I His disguise has been exposed, his life is really hanging by a thread."

Li Pan lowered his head to look at her extremely exaggerated bulge supported by the bunny girl's tights.

"It's okay, I only saw a little bit, it's not completely exposed yet. Maybe the person staring at you is just a simple pervert."

Wuzi glared at him angrily, then came over and pressed it against Li Pan's ear,

"Anyway, can you give me a helping hand and help me evacuate? Just walk with me to the bathroom."

Why is this a branch line again? To be honest, the plots in this time and space so far are a bit strange...

So Li Pan also shrugged, poured the wine on himself, pretended to be drunk, grabbed Wuzi's waist, and carried her all the way to the bathroom stall.

Shiranui Kiriko also made a show of saying, "It's really annoying if the guest doesn't want me". As soon as she entered the door, she immediately took out the hidden ninja tool and changed her clothes. Li Pan also reached out to help her wrap a bandage on her chest while chatting casually.

"By the way, Miss Shiranui, do you know any powerful hackers? Yamata no Orochi's level is enough."

"You actually know about the Orochi Force? And there are no more powerful hackers than them!"

Wuzi thought about it while holding up his pants.

"But I do know one, but she has retired. I asked her to tutor Ogifeng when I gave her tutoring lessons. I'll write you the address. It's just that I haven't contacted her for a long time. Whether you can find her depends on your luck."

"Thank you. Oh, by the way, when it comes to this, your daughter has turned into a lizard, you know."

Wuzi was stunned and raised his head suddenly.

"What did you say?"

Li Pan was also skilled in exchanging information.

"She drank the company's dragon blood and awakened the power of the dragon. Now she is considered a mutant. I think she should be locked up in Warehouse 42, or she may be sent to Callisto in the near future.

Well, I gave you the address, so go take a look. Maybe it’s the last time. "

"This...she...dragon...how..."

Wuzi looked confused.

So Li Pan helped her again and zipped up the tight-fitting ninja suit.

"Just think that the devil is sealed in her body. Even though she is a bit ugly, she has awakened her superpower. Maybe she can join the company.

Of course, if you want to restore her to an adult, I don't think you can do it with human technology. You need to use at least a Holy Grail level one to make a wish. "

Shiranui Kiriko stared at Li Pan,

"You...what the hell..."

Helping others to the end, Li Pan spit into the palm of his hand, patted her butt, and put an invisibility charm on Wuzi.

"Run away. They're coming to get you."

Shiranui Kiriko glanced at the unpredictable and somewhat wretched man in front of her with a complex expression, activated the 'ghost's' invisibility system, jumped up to the roof and escaped through the skylight.

Li Pan also unbuttoned the collar of his formal suit, walked out of the bathroom as if wearing a belt and trousers, and passed by the invisible and speeding Iga ninja. Arrogantly, I returned to the banquet venue and continued to eat at the free buffet.

Sure enough, it was different with an invisibility charm on his butt. The big fish that was caught slipped away from his eyes. The Iga ninjas were so angry that they hid in the dark, and their eyes were focused on Li Pan.

After a while, Minister Huang Quan came over and looked around curiously.

"What trouble did you get into again? Why are the Tokugawa family's guards staring at you?"

"Who knows, maybe I ate too much."

Li Pan didn't care about being targeted by several sniper rifles, and continued to fill the plate with crab legs, lobster, and turkey legs, sucking the oil from his hands while eating.

"Dear guests, welcome to Edo Castle. Thanks to your strong assistance this time, we can prevent the terrorist attack launched by the Yushiba rebels on Jinyao Academy..."

The patriarch of the Tokugawa family came out to speak. It seems that this incident has set the tone. There are no monsters or demons or sacrifices. It is all the fault of the Hashiba family. It is all the Koga ninjas who are carrying out terrorist attacks. Koga Twenty Everyone in the family must be punished! This kind of thing. Basically all the blame falls on Koga. No wonder Shiranui and the others want to sneak in and carry out a serious terrorist attack to open everyone's eyes.

It's a pity that Edo Castle was tightly defended, and a large number of Iga troops took strict precautions. Their operation was quietly disintegrated and stopped before it officially started, and was declared a failure. Well, I'm used to it, so I haven't seen them succeed...

However, this kind of undercurrent of assassination and counter-assassination is the mainstream of ninja fighting. It is a relatively rare situation where you use one move at a time and I use one move at a time.

"...This time, I would like to express my special thanks to Miss Ayako Akiyama of Gouchi Academy for rescuing Princess Chihime. In recognition of her meritorious service, our Tokugawa family will specially hire her as Princess Chihime's Kagemusha. The Akiyama family stamped the flag-raising book and gave it to Five million cash reward and certificate of appreciation..."

Good guy, it’s so embarrassing to hold a special meeting to award awards for a mere five million dollars...

Ayako was still taking a bath to recuperate. This time, Masako Akiyama received all the bonuses on her behalf. She also dressed up well, put on a expensive kimono, and smiled like a flower. She couldn't tell that her husband had just died and she was widowed.

Of course, today's banquet is not just for the Akiyama family. The protagonists this time are the samurai families who have made great achievements in the Sekigahara War.

First, the ordinary samurai from the Akiyama family, whose family status was elevated to the rank of flag, came to the stage to receive awards one by one. They were awarded bonuses and certificates of appreciation by their elders, as well as a private territory of at least 500 koku in name. They were so moved that they couldn't help each other. He bowed to the ground and swore to serve the Tokugawa family with all his loyalty.

Then he was promoted to general, general, family elder, city lord, and so on, and rewards were given to Tokugawa's direct imperial family members. Canonization is carried out according to the traditional feudal lord model of the old generation. Divide the legacy of Takamagahara.

This can be said to be a traditional ceremony within the Takamagahara samurai family. Only those who receive the reward in this way are the samurai themselves, and can be quickly promoted within the Takamagahara group.

Yes, even if you are a top student with Six Sigma, you will lose in the workplace competition with Hatamoto. This is the characteristic of traditional centralization. Compared with personal ability, you pay more attention to obedience and compliance with the existing order. loyalty.

Therefore, facing such a banquet ceremony, the attitudes of the participants were also very clear.

Needless to say, those warriors were very grateful for the reward from their lord and were grateful. The dogs of Tianren Company laughed and said nothing, just like tourists participating in a costume reality show, just watching the joke.

So Minister Huang Quan knew what kind of person he was just by looking at Li Pan's expression.

“In this day and age, a centralized body that still relies on nepotism and kinship to maintain its system has no right to participate in the jungle competition of the heavens.

Mr. Akiyama, you don’t want to fall into the old and rotten quagmire of Takamagahara, do you? Still don’t want to join the company? "

Li Pan looked at the personnel who took every opportunity to persuade him,

"Just because they are bad doesn't mean you are any better. If the company becomes ruthless, it means it doesn't treat its employees as human beings."

Minister Huang Quan smiled and said,

“Survival of the fittest, natural selection, only those who adapt to the environment are qualified to survive.

You will be rewarded as many tasks as you complete. If your performance is not up to standard, you deserve to be kicked out.

All rewards are earned by oneself, and all consequences are created by oneself.

No one will lend a helping hand, and no one can hold you back.

Tell me, is there any place in the world that is fairer and more just than a company?

Li Pan applauded, "Wow, I almost believed it."

Minister Huang Quan smiled and nodded, took the wine glass handed by Li Pan and drank it in one gulp.