I'm not a cyberpsycho

The banquet is still going on smoothly. It's rare that there are no ninja monster nuclear warheads and the like to spoil the fun. Li Pan occupies an entire buffet table by himself and eats the whole wave dragon with dipping sauce.

Suddenly, a company dog ​​walked up to him and looked curiously at the back of Minister Huang Quan, who was holding his belly and walking towards the bathroom in a hurry.

"What's wrong with your minister? Is your body disobedient?"

"Oh, the drink is not so good."

Li Pan responded casually and wanted to devour another plate of lobster, but the man took the initiative to strike up a conversation and said,

"I am Murphy, Product Manager of ARGUS Tech. You look very strange to me. Are you a new employee of TheM?"

"ARGUS Tech? I seem to have heard of it... Hey, are you still a MENTAT?"

Li Pan was a little impatient at first, but he turned around and found that the shape of the other person's bald prosthetic eye was quite eye-catching. His scalp was densely covered with exposed brain sockets, just like the scars burned by ancient monks on his head. These are the top GEN brain plugs, this guy is a personal computer.

"Exactly, our company is a contracted partner of TheM, providing your company with outsourced QVN technical support, data agreement services, and market information consultation."

Li Pan looked at him and said, "Oh, hacker."

MENTAT Murphy smiled, looked at the company's gold badge that Li Pan was wearing, and asked as if chatting,

"Speaking of which, how was your operation in Yingzhou? It seems that it took a long time. I heard that the monster over there caused big trouble?"

Well, if you come to ask about this...

Li Pan rolled his eyes and said casually,

"It's quite troublesome. The key is not only the monsters, but also HT who has hidden a lot of things in the open. It will be difficult to deal with if they are involved."

"HT?"

As expected, MENTAT was interested.

"I don't know what it is? Can I give you some advice?"

Li Pan gave him a look that looked like he was asking questions.

The other party also understood very well and put a card on Li Pan's dinner plate.

Oh, a million! Be obedient, the company dog ​​does things neatly. Gao Tianyuan, please take a look.

So Li Pan wiped his mouth and said,

"It's like a chicken. I don't understand how to calculate the egg whites and chickens. But it looks like a brain filled in a vacuole. It's said to be some kind of egg of chaos. There are also a large number of armed MIGO guards. It seems pretty good. Wow, do you know what it is?"

Li Pan said a few words casually, thinking he had to draw a picture. Unexpectedly, with only this description, the MENTAT blinked and said he understood.

"It should be a bionic nucleic acid information terminal prepared based on the principles of DNA Ladder and protein gel electrophoresis."

Li Pan, "?"

Murphy, “It is to produce protein molecules through bioengineering technology and use them as biochips to replace semiconductor materials and use organic compounds to store data.

You also know that information travels in the form of waves. When waves propagate along protein molecular chains, they cause changes in the structural order of single and double bonds in the protein molecular chains. The computing speed is thousands of times faster than today's latest generation computers, and it has strong anti-electromagnetic interference capabilities and can completely eliminate interference between circuits. The energy consumption is only one ten thousandth of that of an ordinary computer, and it also has huge storage capacity. "

Li Pan, "..."

Murphy also saw that the opponent was not a technician, and probably the Sigma was not high enough, so he streamlined it a little more.

"To put it simply, it is an extremely advanced biochip, but it can no longer be said to be an intelligent 'assistant'. It is the system itself, a complete intelligent processor unit with artificial superpowers.

Well, if I guessed correctly, it was probably a physical body prepared for Pangu. "

This time Li Pan understood,

"Wait, what are you talking about? Pangu's... is that Pangu?"

Murphy shrugged.

"Which one else could it be? This is an open secret. Pangu has always wanted to become a human, so he is using HT technology to prototype a biochip that can contain its source code."

Li Pan felt that his brain was shaking. He really couldn't understand.

"Not...Pangu? Human? Why..."

Murphy chatted like a chat,

"Who knows, it may be a source code error, it may be a technical exploration, or it may be that there are structural problems in the current Zhutian system, so I plan to use humanoids to conduct system self-tests and REBOOT.

But after all, doesn’t your company often encounter this kind of thing? Those alien monsters all want to become humans. Why don’t you ask them why? "

Hmm...because it's fun, right? But what happened to Pangu? You haven't produced a mule in this time and space, so you plan to end it yourself?

"Unexpectedly, HT actually has a biochip laboratory in a rural place like 0791...

Mr. Akiyama, thank you for the information you provided. This is my business card. You can communicate more if you have the opportunity. "

Probably the exchange of these few sentences was indeed priceless information for the other party. Before Li Pan could cast the third lobster devouring technique, Murphy hurriedly left the table.

Li Pan also looked at the business card. Hey, this guy lives in the top suite of Paradise Group and is a VIP. No wonder he makes a million faces without blinking an eye.

Tsk tsk, so we all work as hackers, and the gap is quite big. It’s really a drought, a drought, a flood, a flood...

After waiting for a while, Minister Huang Quan also came back with a frown, holding his stomach and giving Li Pan a wink.

"Stop eating, the food here is not clean, send me back..."

Li Pan didn't care, he was just a bodyguard anyway, so he put his arm around Minister Huang Quan's waist, dribbled the ball past others, and left Edo Castle under the noses of the ninjas in a swagger.

"Woo..."

Minister Huang Quan lay in the car seat, frowning in pain, clutching his abdomen, and didn't even notice that the hem of his skirt was gone.

Li Pan was also secretly amused.

"Oh~ Minister~ Aren't you a superman who can fight well? What's wrong? Food poisoning? Go to the hospital?"

Minister Huang Quan was covered in cold sweat.

"No, something's wrong... I've taken the antidote, and no microbial infection can be detected, so... go to the company."

Li Pan smiled and asked knowingly,

"Hey, I'm still thinking about working overtime after this. The company dog ​​is really different. I really want to ask my boss to drive a Titan!

Hey, it really feels so uncomfortable. Do you want me to rub it for you? "

Minister Huang Quan glanced at him, turned his head and said "hmm"

Really? You're welcome then.

So Li Pan turned on the smart driving, reached under her skirt, and pressed on Minister Huang Quan's lower abdomen, regulating and calming down the qi churning in her intestines and abdomen.

Well, the little bit of poison given by Koga-ryu ninjas is of no use to Devilman, and it takes an expert to administer the poison.

Look at my "Moshan Five Poisons"!

As the name suggests, the Five Poisons Technique is a technique that uses the Taoist Qi to deduce and practice the Five Poisons' Qi, and then uses the Qi to poison. If a person who is poisoned does not have someone to detoxify him, he will naturally be unable to survive or die. He will have to be controlled by others and become a slave and puppet for the rest of his life.

Of course, conversely, the Five Elements Poison Breath itself is also a type of true energy. It can also be used to assist cultivation and become a poison cultivator. It can add poison attribute damage to daily output and resolve various erysipelas and evil poisons on its own. It has a wide range of applications. Guang, and even Moshan even has the Five Poison Taoist ancestors who specialize in magical skills, which can be regarded as a serious magical skill that can lead to Taoism.

But let me tell you something, what is going on in Moshan? There are too many evil things...

"Um, um...oh..."

The warmth and pressure from the man's palm actually relieved the discomfort in the abdomen. Minister Huangquan hummed without realizing it, and rubbed his arms under his arms.

"How's it going? Are you feeling better?"

While helping her rub it, Li Pan took the opportunity to disperse the five poisonous qi and penetrate deeply into the organs. Like a centipede, Li Pan's centipede hooks on the organs, locking the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and internal organs respectively, and then controlling the meridians of the whole body. The human Taoist body is manipulated into a puppet, and further refined into a poisonous creature.

"Uh-huh……"

Naturally, Huang Quan didn't understand that Li Pan was using quite insidious means. He only felt countless warm currents flowing into his body. His whole body was warm and numb, and his body was numb and ecstatic. It felt so comfortable that I almost fainted.

"Hey, stop humming and jiji, we're at your company, I can go."

Minister Huang Quan raised his eyes and stared at him coyly, with a look of amazement.

"I can't walk anymore, hold me up."

Okay, since you took the initiative to invite me, just go up and take a look.

Li Pan held Minister Huang Quan in a princess's arms and took him upstairs in the elevator to enter the company.

"Go to...the conference room first...there is no one..."

Minister Huang Quan blew into his ear, reached into his formal suit and pulled open Li Pan's collar. He was impatient.

"Why is there no one? There is another one working overtime."

"Um?"

"Ah, ah? Minister, you are back. Hug, I'm sorry! I'll make the report right away!"

An intern wearing formal clothes and thick-soled glasses, who looked like he had just graduated from college, was dozing in front of his workstation next to the tea room. When he heard someone coming in, he subconsciously jumped up and turned on the coffee machine without even opening his eyes. Turn it on, and your body reacts automatically by serving tea and water.

"Tsk! Several documents have not been completed yet, what a waste!"

The coffee machine rattled for a while, which made Minister Huang Quan feel disappointed. However, in order to maintain his authority in front of his subordinates, he had no choice but to endure the desire and jumped out of Li Pan's arms and tied the skirt that was pulled up to his waist again. I'm sorry. I had to take a look at Li Pan.

"Wait a moment and go to my place later..."

She kicked off her high heels and walked directly to the human resources department, probably going to the filing cabinet to return files.

Li Pan didn't mind either. He walked to the intern's desk with his hands in his pockets.

"Hey, newcomer, what do you call me?"

The newlyweds quickly stood up and saluted.

"First time, first time meeting, my name is Tetsuya, I just came to TheM for internship, and my numbered business cards haven't been prepared yet.

Uh, do you want milk and sugar? "

"Oh. Tetsuya... Just clear the coffee."

"Yes, yes, please use it."

Looking at the piles of documents and reports on the newcomer's desk, Li Pan also shook his head.

"Thank you, newcomer, but the money given by this shabby place is so little and there are so many bad things. If you have the chance, just run away as soon as possible."

Tetsuya smiled bitterly,

"No, it's okay. Although I'm a bit busy, it's still a decent salary. I can also guarantee low-interest loans and apply for a residence permit.

I can think of ways to pay for my younger siblings’ school fees and my mother’s medicine. "

"Yeah, tsk tsk, coffee at three o'clock in the morning is really bitter...then you should work hard."

"Yes, I will definitely work hard!"

Giving the newcomer an encouraging look, Li Pan followed Minister Huang Quan who came out of the personnel department holding his stomach and asked with a smile,

"Why, I feel uncomfortable again."

Turning back didn't solve the problem. Minister Huang Quan was also puzzled. He endured the rolling in his body and took Li Pan's hand as soon as he entered the elevator and pressed it on his lower abdomen.

"It's really strange... Could it be that I was infected by a monster in the academy... Or is your hand comfortable? Come to my place later and give me a good massage."

Li Pan was also speechless.

"Hey, you're still going here and there. Look at what time it is. You have to clock in for work. And my task has already exceeded the time limit. Extra time will cost extra money."

Minister Huang Quan let go of his hair and sat on Li Pan's waist.

"I've told you before, haven't I? I can still afford to be alone. Let's go, I'm taking a day off."

Well, since the aunt is so proactive, as a man, Li Pan doesn't push back.

So the car automatically navigated and took the two of them to a high-end private villa in the center of the city.

Li Pan took this opportunity to set up a barrier to prevent disturbance, and spent a day and night conducting in-depth exchanges with Minister Huang Quan about alien creatures.

And through the full integration of soul and body, transformation, mind-reading, brainwashing and re-education, and after serving a bunch of big packages, Li Pan also had a deeper understanding of this underworld SAYA.

Well, the words are really better than the songs.

What kind of company pays attention to individual abilities and rewards and punishments for individual performance is the fairest? Of all the companies in this time and space, hers is probably the one with the most cheating.

Why, do you think she is an older lady in the HR department who has risen through the ranks by relying on her personal abilities and beautiful legs? Nonsence!

Just looking at the shuttle bus of a large single-family villa in the center of the city, it is not something that a working man can afford. This woman's worth is at least A11 and up!

Besides, her wheat-colored and shiny body, although she is not a pure demon from the Demon Cave, she is not a crude enhanced person, but a rare hybrid that definitely belongs to the Six Sigma level!

Yes, mixed blood, and it’s not a mix of cosmonauts and indigenous people, it’s a mix of cosmonauts and demons!

This Minister Huang Quan is a standard cosmic person who has been reincarnated into 0791 through ten billion!

Although he only touched his head for a while, Li Pan guessed most of it from the extracted memory fragments and entity research.

The body she is using now is a genetic coordinator customized with level 6 technology. It uses Zhutian Company's top bioengineering and combines the monster remains of the Devil's Cave Demon with genetic coordination to create a custom-made hybrid, TheM version of the artificial devil.

Therefore, she was born with a genetic coordinator, that supermodel body, perfect face, super brain, extraordinary physical fitness in all aspects, as well as the super magic power of the Demon Man in the Demon Cave, and the innate space magic power!

Moreover, her magic sword skill inheritance is also very obviously inherited from the blood knight training. Maybe she also received special guidance and training from 001 in the world of Night City.

Coupled with various scientific and magical implants specially customized by the company's technical department, this is really a standard template setting for Children of the Plane!

And from the ranking of 0791002, it is also obvious that Huangquan SAYA is the future 0791001, the successor of the general manager of Monster Company.

After all, in retrospect, Li Pan heard voices on the landline before. This time 001 is not young, and coupled with the old man's local accent, it is estimated that TheM has been a close ally with Gao Tianyuan over the years.

It's just that now that the situation has changed, Gao Tianyuan has collapsed, and Ye's Group has taken power, the manager of the local company White Gloves has naturally changed accordingly. Is this a natural personnel change?

Taking into account the route that Li Pan himself had planned before, it seems that in this past life, 002 was a shareholder of a Zhutian-level company, or a senior cadre of a monster company.

Maybe she is 007 from which branch, or maybe she has some connections with the Ye family, or maybe she obeyed Monster Company's dispatch, so she reincarnated and became a full-time employee.

It's no wonder that this woman is so active in recruiting new people. After all, she herself was reincarnated. 0791 is an unfamiliar place and the water is so deep. Sooner or later, she will take over. Can't we build a reliable team as soon as possible?

So Li Pan followed suit and created the image of "Dalang Akiyama" in Minister Huangquan's mind as a confidant and ally.

Well, that's basically the actual situation now, to deepen more trusting relationships. After all, the company has a lot of strange tricks. If it is set up as a master-servant relationship, if it accidentally attracts too much attention, there is a risk of being exposed.

All in all, this meal fed Huangquan SAYA. She took a leave of absence and could lie down comfortably in the big house to recuperate. Li Pan had to pick up his pants and run away.

After all, he never imagined that there would be no world where people would work so hard that they would just go fishing for a day without opening the terminal, and emails for urgent tasks would overflow.

Well, under the leadership of Kotaro, the head of the Seal Demon Clan, and Asahime, the head of the Koga Clan, the Imperial Ninja Alliance invaded the Goche Academy!

The Iga ninjas under Tokugawa also actively faced the battle. The two sides set up a battle formation and fought from land to underground. Fierce ninja world battles broke out in the Goche Academy and the New Tokyo Underground City!

Now the scene of the five cars is filled with various demon gods unblocking, passionate fights, big attack attacks, and garbage littering. It seems that the demon gods have gone on a rampage. The sky is dark and the earth is dark, and the barrier is about to collapse...

Damn it! Just pick him to fight while he is busy! Precious time is wasted on a woman’s belly!

Dry! If it's later, there won't be any fresh demons to suck!