I'm not a cyberpsycho

Li Pan opened his eyes and saw the rolling dark clouds above his head, pressing down like a toppling city wall.

What's going on?

Before he could react, a thunderbolt suddenly fell in front of him, hitting him on the head with a bang, causing Li Pan to fall upside down.

"Oh, I'll go...what's going on..."

Holding his head and rolling on the ground for a while, Li Pan got up with stars in his eyes and felt fire coming out of his mouth and nose.

Well, it's not a 'feeling', it's really blue thunder fire that shoots out from the nasal cavity with the breath. This thunderbolt came from his heavenly spirit, infusing the eight extraordinary meridians, and made him feel so happy!

The lightning flashed in front of him, and there were thunder and fire everywhere. The crackling thunder was like a bombardment, falling like raindrops, and the hot ion balls fell to the ground like hailstones. Sparks flew everywhere, making him run away with his head in his arms.

At this time, there was another loud sound of "Bang!", and blue lightning as thick as a waterfall poured down, with almost violent power, as if washing the meridians of his body with an iron brush, Li Pan was shocked "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Got it!" His teeth were chattering and his liver was trembling!

Fortunately, the thunderstorm came and went quickly. It only took three or five breaths for the rolling dark clouds to dissipate, revealing the purple starry sky.

"Huh...what's weird..."

There was smoke coming out of Li Pan's mouth and nose, and his tongue was numb.

At this time, a man with a fair face and a plump face was wearing a black robe with celestial star diagrams and sixty-four hexagrams embroidered on the robe. He was carrying a big black gourd on his back, his hair was spread loose, and a bun was tied on top with a pineapple wood hairpin. The child with bun-like hair suddenly showed his head and broke into Li Pan's field of vision.

"Chenghui five thousand taels."

"...Huh?" Li Pan's mouth and nose were smoking.

"Hey, the thunder is over, five thousand taels."

The little Taoist boy waved the command arrow in his hand, and saw a yellow talisman affixed to the iron command arrow. It was scrawled in cinnabar with the words "Nine Heavens Ying Yuan" "Tai Shang Thirty Six" "Breaking Obstacles and Eliminating Disasters from the Divine Sky" With the word "天雷" written in it, there was a faint sound of thunder in the sky when it was waved.

Li Pan was speechless.

"...You were the one who tried to beat me up just now...you still want me to pay?"

The little Taoist boy was also speechless.

"You bought the Tribulation Thunder Cleansing Immortal Bone yourself. If you don't pay, who will?"

"I bought it... Oh yes, I bought it..."

Then Li Pan gradually came back to his senses.

This is not Jinyao Academy, this is Shangzhen Temple.

He was sitting in the center of the compass-like altar where Master Xian was practicing the bed sheet.

But he was the one who was being refined, and this little Taoist boy was the one who opened the altar and practiced the method.

By the way, it's not Li Pan now, it's Li Qingyun.

So the memory swept back like a rising and falling tide, quickly flashing back in front of his eyes like a revolving door... There was nothing to flash back to. Li Qingyun didn't have so many plots these days. He just practiced in seclusion in Shang Zhen Guan. After practicing, he practiced After cultivating, I studied hard day and night, took drugs and fried fish, but finally I made rapid progress and achieved great success!

What kind of great Dharma?

Judging from the "Nine Yin Manual", it is the sixth round of refining, and the transformation is imminent. I asked the Xu Xinghai monk to see it and found out that it was in the middle stage of 'refining qi and transforming into a god'. If you look at the true transmission of the etheric view of the truth, it can be regarded as the "early stage of childbirth".

All in all, we are about to survive the first level of thunder tribulation.

But thunder represents the energy of heaven and earth, the interaction between pure and turbid, and there is not even a single cloud here in the Xu Xing Sea. Where did the thunder catastrophe come from?

So Master Xian hired a mage from Da Luo Dao to strike thunder.

What? Why didn't he do it himself? What nonsense are you talking about? If he were struck down by lightning, would Li Qingyun still be alive...

But good guys, if you don’t dream for a few days, everyone here will be born in the Nine Yin Sixth Reincarnation. The gap is too wide...

"Five thousand taels...how much is this?"

After touching his arms, Li Qingyun took out a small Huan Dan and handed it to the boy.

The boy pinched the pill and sniffed it.

"Hey, it's level eight, so I need five."

Okay, just five. Anyway, those who feed the fish in the stove can catch a lot.

"Child, which sect do you belong to? You're not from Taishang Jiuzhen Palace, are you?"

The other party's black Taoist robe was obviously different from the blue one Li Qingyun wore.

The child frowned, "Didn't I just tell you this?"

Li Qingyun scratched his head and gave him an extra pill.

"I was so dizzy that I forgot. Please say it again to help me regain my senses."

The little Taoist boy didn't care. He sniffed the elixir breath, pinched and turned the magic formula in his hand, turned out a copper gourd, and stuffed the small returning elixirs into the gourd one by one. The mouth just babbles.

"Zheng Jian, a poor Taoist, worships and practices at the Daluo Dao Star Picking Observatory, and teaches the Dharma through the door. Now, on the order of the ancestor, I pray to the moon to help my fellow Taoists overcome the calamity."

"Zheng... sword?"

The Taoist boy accumulated Qi on his index finger, and saw the thunder light beating and shining, and he wrote a Tao in mid-air,

"The storm is coming, as the saying goes, a handsome bird is lucky enough to be able to get out of the cage, escape from the disaster and show its majesty. Once it is proud and blessed, it can travel east, west, north, south.

Haste makes waste, move forward gradually and do not rush for haste, you will naturally accumulate virtues and blessings, and your achievements will be self-sustaining. "

At this time, Li Qingyun's memory was also updated, and he gradually understood. This is explaining the hexagram.

Jian is the Jian of the Jian hexagram. The lower part of this hexagram is Gen and the upper part is Sunda. That is to say, there are trees growing on the mountain, and the trees are large enough to form a forest. The foundation is solid and good winds are blowing. As long as Xu Tu gradually makes progress, when the time comes, the wind and water will naturally go smoothly, and success will be established. This is the last step. The upper hexagram.

Tsk tsk, look at the name I chose. It’s very stylish. Look at Teacher Xian, Huan Qingyun... It’s so unconventional...

At this moment, he also gradually remembered that even though he was a child, the monk who was a monk in the Eight Classics of Zhenger was 'Refining Qi to Transform God' and 'Middle Stage of Infancy', and his cultivation level was slightly better than that of Li Qingyun. Otherwise, where would he be? It's so easy to draw thunder from the sky.

"It turns out to be Senior Brother Zheng. I wonder where the Star Reaching Observation is? How far is it from the Sea of ​​Void Stars? When I have nothing to do, I can play with Senior Brother and learn from each other."

It has only been a few days since Li Pan's stay, but Li Qingyun has been imprisoned on this isolated island for several months. He can only fight with fish every day. He really has some free time. He finally met a fellow monastic and wanted to go out. Drop by.

"My Daluo Dao practice is omnipotent. I practice the immeasurable heavens and all phenomena of the heaven and earth. I seek the six vertical and horizontal paths. Naturally, I am omnipresent. The Dao is in the human world.

It’s natural for fellow Taoists to come and visit the temple. However, the evil spirits in the world have been too strong these years. I’m afraid that fellow Taoists have just given birth and have insufficient concentration. If they become prototypes and damage the Taoism and delay their practice, your parents will still I'm to blame. "

While Zheng Jian was bragging, he took out a talisman from his arms.

"It's just that you hold this talisman in your arms and worship the moon, light it with the fire of your heart, and draw it with your soul. Within three sticks of incense, you can leave your body and travel in vain, and your flying soul will come to my temple as a guest."

Li Qingyun was overjoyed. He just took it and before he could thank him, Zheng Jian had already spread his hands.

"Chenghui's three small return pills."

Li Qingyun couldn't help but roll his eyes at him.

"Hey Senior Brother Zheng, we are all people who are born to seek the Tao. Isn't it good to maintain a fairy-like and Taoist style of painting? Why do you need to be so philistine?"

Little did I know that this little fat Taoist priest was not polite at all.

"The human world is no better than the Xuxingtian. All the heavenly materials and earthly treasures are already owned by their owners. What things don't cost money? If you don't spend money to buy them, why should you draw your sword and rob them? I'm not those lunatics from the Sword Palace... Just say you want it. please do not?"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Anyway, there are more Danduo than small ones.

Zheng Jian also noticed that he was still young, and he took out an iron lump from his arms. It looked like a bird, ahem, a sparrow.

"Fellow Taoist, look, this is a divine bird made from a thousand-year-old meteorite. As long as you attach a ray of spiritual thought to the bird, you can travel around the world, across the Jiuwei, and around the world.

In this way, you can lock your body here, and you won't have to waste time guarding the gates and mountains. You can also fly out to play at ordinary times. Not bad, just a small return pill. "

"Oh, the mechanism technique, it's quite sophisticated."

Every feather of this iron sparrow has been made. If it can be spray-painted with a different color, it will be enough to look fake and real. But... what do you mean by not delaying the gatekeeper? I am a serious Taoist priest, not a gatekeeper beast... right?

"And more, this is an erotic picture, only one pill..."

When he saw the bamboo slips that Zheng Jian took out, Li Qingyun's attention was immediately attracted to it.

"Oh, I'm sorry! You're so young and you've embarked on an evil path! Aren't you afraid that your master will teach you a lesson? And it's too much to ask for a pill for an erotic picture...what kind of thing is this?"

"Look at what you said, how can the Yin-Yang Dao and human relations and natural principles be considered evil? This movie is about the fairy from the Nine Heavens Blue Clouds Qingtang Dao, subduing the Yuling Sect's guardian beast! The two sides are fighting for the best. If you have a high enough understanding of the Great Way of Dual Cultivation, you might be able to gain some insights. As for getting started with Dafa, I won’t give you an elixir that is too much.

Of course, fellow Taoist, you can name the type you want. I will go to the market to see if there is any. If not, you can customize it..."

"Holy shit, it's so exciting! It's a fairy war beast!? That's an eye-opener! Ahem, of course I just want to criticize, nothing else. My taste is very average. I just want the kind of master's wife, senior sister, and junior sister who can guide the disciples. Normal topics for practice are fine.”

"I understand, but these days it's not all about this kind of subject matter. I'll get tired of it if I see it too much. I saw a dragon, snake and Xuanwu double cultivator before. They were rolling around and the ground was shaking. Wow, do you want it? ah?"

"I'm sorry, you kid, why do you always make movies about beasts? It's a bit heavy-duty! It's simply a different aesthetic than ordinary people! Don't, don't, I only want human beings."

"But you're not... Oh, that's right. Watching more adult movies is also beneficial to people's spiritual practice. Well, leave it to me. I'll bring it to you next time I worship the moon."

"Hey, are you leaving now? Let's talk for a while!"

"Let's give it another day, the sun is coming out, give it a try."

So Zheng Jian came over and stood in the center of the magic circle. He pinched his hand and pointed his finger towards the sky.

"True—empty—empty—crossing—!! Heaven—outside—flying—to the sky—!!!"

Amidst the rumbling thunder, thick clouds of smoke emerged from the gourd behind his back, instantly covering his whole body in sparkling dark clouds, and then a bolt of thunder and lightning hit the sky! Dark clouds soared into the sky like dragons! Just like a black dragon emerging from the abyss, a black dragon emerging from the sea! Chase that point of lightning across the galaxy! Straight through the sky and away!

Li Qingyun opened his chin and looked up.

What a shame...he looks so handsome...

By the way, why does he always open and close his eyes when he time travels? It’s so cool for other people to time travel!

After scratching his face and looking at the birds and bamboo slips in his hands, Li Qingyun was about to observe the fairies and beasts, when suddenly the cold voice of Teacher Dingxian sounded from behind him.

"Don't look at this kind of thing. It's useless for practice. Come to the Alchemy Academy."

Li Qingyun was so excited that he felt as if he had been caught by his class teacher while reading a pornographic book. He quickly put the things in his arms and ran to Qiantou Danyuan.

I saw Teacher Xian holding a sapphire gourd in one hand and holding a whisk in the other, sweeping it, and with each sweep, a green light flew out of the alchemy furnace and fell into the gourd.

Li Qingyun was watching from the side and saw that Xian Tong was filled with about ninety-nine and eighty-one numbers, all of which were made into nine-turn elixirs. He turned over the gourd and put it away, then threw one out of his sleeve. A jade purification bottle, a wind and fire fan, an iron whisk, and a magic weapon for demonstration.

"The Xiaohuan Dan in this furnace has been refined. When the fire goes out, you can come and wash the elixir furnace. First fill it with Taoxi elixir slurry, and then simmer it slowly with the real fire of Samadhi until all the elixir slurry has evaporated. Then you can count it once, and so on. One hundred and forty times, call me again."

Li Qingyun's eyes were dazzled, but he could only nod in agreement.

Okay, no time to fish now.

Teacher Xian stared at him and said, "Remember one hundred and forty times. Wash it a few more times, but wash it less once. I will open the Tianshu Golden Ao Pill for you to temper the body in the next furnace. If the elixir you get out is not strong enough, or it will explode." I don't care about you if you burn the stove and don't have anything to eat."

"Yes, Master..."

Oh, wash, wash, wash, wash...

"How are you doing with the move I taught you before? Show me how you perform it."

Oh, what about fried fish?

Li Qingyun realized that he was quite confident in this move. After all, he just practiced this move when he had nothing to do all day long. Is that okay?

So he raised his hand and struck a palm. The strong wind blasted his palm into a gray dragon-shaped aura! A huge tornado! It circled away like a real dragon, swam around in the alchemy courtyard, then roared into the air, and landed on the sea outside the island. "Boom!" a huge splash of water exploded, as if a mine had exploded. Lots of fish heads.

Teacher Xian was also unconvinced.

"If you send it out, can you take it back?"

Li Qingyun was puzzled, "How to collect it?"

Teacher Xian opened his palm, and a black ice spear suddenly condensed in his palm. Then the two-foot ice spear quickly shrank and condensed, and in the blink of an eye it was compressed into a thin piece of ice, just like a sharp willow leaf, which was pinched by him. Between the two fingers of the food. Then he suddenly poked Li Qingyun seven times in a row, then pulled back before he reached the fatal point, and demonstrated several more techniques.

Li Qingyun was a little speechless for a moment. The opponent suppressed all the body movements to the point where he could see them clearly, but he was still unable to dodge and parry. He was unable to defend himself. It was indeed a very exquisite skill. only……

How should I put it, the routine taught by Teacher Xian is obviously not an honest duel, but more like a street assassination.

In Japanese kendo, there is a sword and a posture for drawing and cutting. He hides the edge of the blade on his fingertips, inner palms, sleeves, and even his own beard. While bowing and saluting, he suddenly stabs your eyeball with his finger. Zili is coming, passing you by, and suddenly a sword is thrust into your neck. You can't tell when he is going to take action or when he has already taken action. Not to mention the Qi Control Breath, he doesn't even move his shoulders and legs. , there was no warning at all, and by the time he reacted, the fatal hole had already been penetrated.

It's so dirty, it doesn't look like anything a decent family would do...

"Huh, a noble family, only those who survive are qualified to be a noble family.

Talents come out from generation to generation, and there are so many wonderful newcomers. There are always people in the world who have deeper skills than you, more amazing understanding and intelligence than you, people with more powerful magic weapons than you, and even better luck than you. If you fight with swords all the time, every day, even if you practice hard day and night, will you always be victorious?

What's more, if you not only want to be invincible, but also want to win, then you have to know everything, know everything, and use everything, and you still care about what is good and evil. "

Teacher Xian flicked his finger and shot the ice flakes on his fingertips into the sea. After a breath, he heard 'Boom! ’ There was a loud explosion-like sound, a huge mushroom cloud rose in the distance, and the tsunami water wall washed a large number of dead fish with their lungs shattered to the shore.

Then Xiantong said to the stunned Li Qingyun,

"This is their secret technique of reaching for the stars, the finger for reaching for the stars."

Li Qingyun reacted,

"Ah, ah? This trick belongs to the little fat guy just now? No, isn't he a lightning-attribute mage??"

Teacher Xian snorted coldly,

"You think he only knows how to make thunder. His ancestor is very powerful. Be careful when you encounter Da Luo Dao in the future. If I hadn't been here today, he would have stabbed you to death and wiped out all the money in the temple. "

"Uh, yes..."

Li Qingyun also broke out in a cold sweat. Although Zheng Jian, the little fat man, looked quite friendly, he knew people but not their hearts. This move was so vicious and powerful. If someone had just poked him with a finger, it would have been a big deal.

"Then how to break this trick, Master, Master? Master??"

Shit, the person is gone again...

Li Qingyun had no choice but to clean the stove first. After all, he understood that the elixir could not be refined well even if the stove was not clean.

Moreover, he had also read about Tianshu Jinao Dan in a book. It is a kind of elixir that is given to monks who practice external martial arts. Its effect is simply to increase attack, defense, increase blood volume, restore energy, regain consciousness, and temper. It can strengthen the muscles and bones, fortify the body and shape the soul, and its powerful medicinal effect is outstanding. Generally, it can only be taken by body-refining monks who have cultivated into the 'body of the god of war', corresponding to the 'late stage of infant formation', or even the 'god transformation stage'.

Logically speaking, he is still a little bit behind. But don't be afraid. He, Li Qingyun, is not a mortal body. After all, Zhu Jiuyin transformed into a human form and was reincarnated as a human being. Anyway, he has reached the middle stage of 'training Qi to transform into a spirit'. Eat! You can eat them all!

So Li Qingyun worked hard to clean the pot and wash the furnace. He put the elixir in the jade bottle into the furnace, fanned the fire, and then breathed it into the steaming elixir cloud. Then, when the fire went out, he took a whisk and put it in the furnace. Pound it in the stove to clean out the impurities and dregs, and start all over again.

After swallowing more than a dozen pots of pot water, Li Qingyun felt a tingling sensation in his bones, which was simply an itchy skin.

So he took off his Taoist robes and saw dense purple scales pouring out from under the sebum, and the flesh and blood all over his body was swelling like a balloon. The bones all over his body were crackling and crackling, and flesh and blood were constantly coming out of the pores. and tissue fluid seeps out. Then he knew that he had withstood the Heavenly Thunder Tempering Body just now, and now he had absorbed so much pure elixir, and it was almost time for his second molt and evolution.