I'm Not a Detective

"Teacher, listen to my explanation. I was late because I went to Jiaofan to delay the time. I actually left very early!"

"What are you going to do?"

"The thing is like this. In the morning, me and... saw someone changing 10 yen coins at the convenience store. We found that he might be a thief who broke into the empty door, so I went to notify the patrol and let them take precautions." Seeing Liuli pawing at the locked school gate, Qing said anxiously, "I went to do something good, I didn't mean to be late, teacher, please let me in!"

The black and strong physical education and discipline teacher touched the stubble on his chin and muttered: "Although I don't understand it, but I have been a teacher for seven years, and I can catch late slackers every day. The reason is as fresh as you Refreshing, but it’s really the first time I’ve encountered it.”

Then he sighed again, "This freshman is getting more and more difficult every year, and the school should give me a little salary increase."

Seeing that Liuli couldn't enter the school gate, she clung to the iron railing tightly, like a political prisoner who has been wronged for 30 years, tears were about to burst into tears, and she shouted, "It's true, teacher, I have no reason to make up!"

"So, did the thief get caught?"

"Ah, this... I'm in a hurry to get back to class, I don't know if I caught it..."

"Then how do you prove that you are not lying to deceive the teacher? I don't want to hear the freshmen say that I am a fool who is easy to deceive tomorrow."

Qingjian Liuli hurriedly said: "You can call and ask at Yudingjiao, I told a familiar inspector, surnamed Asai!"

"Wait!" The physical education teacher went to the guard's room to make a call, and he came out after a while and said, "Asai-san is not here, and the person in charge said she went out."

"She just listened to my words and went to catch the thief!"

"But now she can't testify for you, do you have any other witnesses?"

Qingjian Liuli hurriedly said: "Yes, Qiyuan from Class A of the first year can help me prove that he is the one who deduces that the person may be a thief!"

"Wait a little longer." The physical education teacher went to the guard room to call again. This time it took a little longer, and it was estimated that he would have to transfer the inquiry through the teacher's staff room. When he came out, his face would not be so good. It turns out that he doesn’t understand reasoning.”

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned, and then said angrily: "He lied, he reasoned it out!"

"There's nothing shameful about reasoning. Why would he lie? And he can only prove for you that you walked to the station, and he can't prove for you what you did afterwards."

"That damn bastard, how dare he deny it!" Seeing that Liuli was about to die of anger, Qing said loudly, "It's too much, obviously he asked me to go!"

"You still dare to swear in front of the teacher?" The physical education teacher finally opened the door and let her in. With a swing of the bat, "Go to the playground and run ten laps!"

Qing Jian Liuli felt that she was more wronged than Ju Ji (similar to Dou E in China), and now that she died, she would probably turn into a resentful spirit on the spot, and she was extremely wronged, "Teacher, please believe me, I really did a good deed, you can't punish me I!"

This is not the same as in the novel. In the novel, the detective believes what others say, and the teachers are very supportive. Why do I receive this kind of treatment when I come here?

This is so unreasonable!

The physical education teacher drove her to the playground waving a bat, and sighed: "The teacher was willing to believe you back then, but you couldn't help making up all kinds of weird reasons every day to deceive the teacher as a fool, so now as long as I'm late, I won't let you down." Do not believe!

And discipline is discipline, school rules are school rules, if you can't find witnesses, the teacher can only treat you equally, and you have to run around if you are late! "

Five minutes later, on the empty playground, Qing Jian Liuli held her schoolbag high in both hands, and began to run around in circles with a look of grief and indignation—the other latecomers were not as outrageous as her. They were more than half an hour late and had already finished running Circled back to the classroom, so she can only be publicly executed alone.

It was really a public execution. Just during the class break, many people were chatting at the window of the teaching building, facing the playground.

She didn't dare to turn her head to look, for fear of seeing everyone pointing at her - it's only the second day of school, and she has such a big eye, and her reputation will definitely be hurt.

When she turned the corner, she finally mustered up the courage to take a sneak peek at the teaching building, and found that there were indeed many people looking at this side, and there was even Takeshi Qiyuan inside.

Although the distance is a bit far away, and the expression is a little unclear, but when Qing Jian Liuli dares to swear to God, Qiyuan Wu is definitely laughing, and he is definitely watching her make a fool of himself.

What a bastard, I actually wanted to get along with him and be friends with him before, and even planned to make him a deputy minister, I was really crazy!

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Ten laps and four kilometers, Qing saw that Liuli couldn't run fast with her schoolbag in hand. It took more than half an hour to finish the run, and she was sweating profusely even in the cold spring.

At this time, most of the second class was over, so she went back to the classroom without the embarrassment, ran to the bathroom to dry off her sweat, washed her face, sat on the toilet depressed until the bell rang for the end of class, and then sneaked back to the classroom of Class E. Embarrassed to look at it, I sat on my seat and pretended to be an ostrich.

"Liu Li, what's the matter with you, why are you so late?" The fat girl Sawada Yuko who accompanied her in the recruiting event yesterday quietly touched her, and asked in a low voice, "Is it like the same time in junior high school, watching it all night again?" Novel, dozed off on the tram and passed the stop?"

"No, I went to bed at eight o'clock last night. I woke up very early today. I was murdered!" Seeing her best friend come to comfort Qing Jian Liuli, she became angry with Qi Yuanwu again, and it was now She didn't have a dung fork, if she had, she would rush to Class A right now, and kill that bitch Qiyuan Wu with a dung fork.

Sawada Yuko and Qingjian Liuli Country Junior High School are both in the same class. They are true girlfriends and are very loyal. Immediately rolled up their sleeves, bent their arms to show their muscles, and said with righteous indignation: "Which blind person dares to harm you? To harm you is Kill me, Yutaro and I will beat him to death for you after school!"

"It's the guy who ruined my recruiting activity yesterday, but without you guys, he's a bit smart, he's as thin as a stick, he probably can't even beat a dog, I can beat him up myself!" Qing Jian Liu Li gritted her little white teeth and said harsh words, but immediately discouraged, "But no, he knows my mother, if he sues my mother, I will die."

"So it's him, and he knows Aunt Xiangzi? Forget it, spare his life." Yuko Sawada was just expressing his attitude. After all, this was not when he was in elementary school, and no one would take it seriously when fighting.

If she fights now, the consequences may be serious, especially for a special sports student like her, who might be defined as campus bullying and lose her qualifications for local competitions, not to mention IH competitions.

Qingjian Liuli didn't want to mention Qiyuan Wu anymore. Since the first meeting yesterday, she felt that she was always being deflated. She didn't want to mention this kind of thing to her best friend, so she asked instead: "Do you have time this afternoon? Come and help me again." Are you busy?"

"What kind of murder are you going to organize?"

"The effect was not good yesterday, so I won't call that guy today, and there should be no more accidents."

Sawada Yuko scratched her chubby face, and said hesitantly: "I'm afraid I can't do it today. A senior said hello to Yutaro last night. Let's go to the judo club to meet people after school. Yutaro has already agreed. It's not good to miss the appointment."

"Can't you?" Qing saw Liuli was a little disappointed. She alone couldn't catch seven or eight people and lock them into the house, and she still needed someone to play the dead body and Toto. I can't organize my own activities.

"If you want me to tell you, Liuli, don't form that murder research club. Why don't you go to the judo club with us? You're not untalented. After half a year of training, I guarantee you will be elected to the first army, maybe We can also go to the IH competition together and go to Tokyo for a while."

Qingjian Liuli shook her head and said, "No, I don't like judo, you should go to Tokyo with Yutaro!"

"Okay then." Back then when Qingjian Liuli joined the judo club just to accompany her, she didn't have much interest in it. When she was in the second grade of junior high school, she felt too boring and stopped participating in the practice. She persuaded her more than once, but this time Persuasion was not disappointed, and said directly, "Then wait until tomorrow... Tomorrow is off on Saturday, then next week, next week, Yutaro and I will help you catch people."

Qing Jian Liuli said depressedly: "That's the only way to go."

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The class break passed quickly, and the next class was math class. Qing Jian Liuli took out the math textbook and listened to the simultaneous inequalities of sets for a while, and she felt a little dizzy. It felt like she was listening to a bible. Is it a thief? If it is a thief, I don't know if the police can catch him.

That kid is indeed talented, he was able to spot a thief with a little inconspicuous thing.

She thought about it for a while, seeing that the teacher didn't pay attention, she took out a brand new luxurious hardcover notebook from her school bag—a gift from her father for entering higher school—opened it, bit the pen and thought for a while, Then he began to write and write.

The famous detective, Ms. Liuli Moss, is proficient in deductive reasoning and has super keen observation skills. With his super talent, he opened a small detective firm in Tokyo, but only accepted cases based on his interest.

One day, at the begging of a director of a big company, she took over a disappearance case. She only walked around the scene twice, and solved the "potted corpse case" with a little knowledge of potted plants. Her assistant, Qiyuan Huasheng, who is as lazy as a pig, as stupid as a dog, a bastard, and loves money, sincerely admires: "As expected of the world's most beautiful girl and famous detective, Ms. Liulimoss, her reasoning ability is really unparalleled!"

Ms. Liulimosi, the most beautiful and famous detective in the world, didn't pay attention to this kind of praise at all. On the way back to Qingjian Detective Agency, she went to a convenience store to buy a drink to quench her thirst, and suddenly found a man who wanted to exchange a large number of ten yen coins... …

This man was a thief who broke into an empty door. Miss Liulimoss just took a look and deduced the truth from this insignificant incident.

why?

The assistant Qiyuan Huasheng, who is as lazy as a pig, as stupid as a dog, a jerk and loves money, asks questions in a daze, unable to keep up with the train of thought of Miss Liulimoss, the most beautiful detective in the world.

...

Qing sees that Liuli writes with spirit, the more she writes, the happier she is, the corners of her lips are slowly curved, her beautiful almond eyes are narrowed into a slit, and she feels extremely comfortable.

Bastard, if you don't testify for me, I will be fined, and I will kill you!