I'm Not a Detective

Qing Jian Liuli did nothing but eat bento all day long. She finished the first three chapters of "The Detective Collection of Miss Liuli Moss, the Most Beautiful Detective in the World" in one go, and read it several times by herself. In the end, she pressed the hardcover notebook tightly to Ping Ping's chest, feeling very satisfied in her heart—she will become such a woman in the future, with both beauty and wisdom, who can also solve crimes and bring justice to the wronged.

Of course, scolding Qiyuan Takeshi in the book, no, scolding Qiyuan Watson also made her feel very comfortable.

Both refreshing and revenge, this is a good book!

"Luri, see you on Monday." Qing saw that Ruri was enjoying herself there, and the fat Yuko Sawada yelled at the door of the classroom and left, beside him was the same fat Yutaro Tsuda - the one who played the role of "dead body" in yesterday's event , Takema-kun of Yuko Sawada.

"See you next week."

Qing Jian Liuli came back to her senses and found that the classroom was noisy. It was already the end of school time. The classmate on duty was rocking wildly with a broom, so she also packed her schoolbag and left. As soon as she reached the stairs, she met her head-on. Qiyuan Takeshi.

"Oh, what a coincidence, shall we go back together?" Takeshi Qiyuan greeted first with a smile as if nothing had happened.

Qing saw Liuli's heart burst into flames, scorching hot gas spewed out of his nostrils, his chest heaved rapidly for a moment, he lowered his eyelids and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went straight downstairs to the shoe cabinet.

After changing her shoes, she walked away with her schoolbag, and Takeshi Qiyuan followed her three or four steps away. She still ignored him and had no intention of walking with him at all—she didn't want to be friends with Takeshi Qiyuan anymore. , unless he sincerely apologizes to her, if she says a word to him again, she will be a dog!

And as soon as the tram stop was about to arrive, a dilapidated black car slammed on the brakes just as it was speeding past. The engine let out a painful groan. Black smoke.

She finally couldn't help but looked back, and found that the two men in suits getting out of the car were the two criminal policemen from the "Flower Pot Burial Case" yesterday, and they were greeting Qiyuan Wu politely.

She couldn't help but move in her heart, could there be another case?

She couldn't walk for a while, and squatted down as if tying her shoelaces, trying to stretch her ears to eavesdrop.

…………

Two detectives, one tall and one short, one strong and one thin.

The tall and strong character is straightforward, and his name is Okuno Taiji; the short and thin one looks a little withdrawn, and his name is Hidakaji.

They didn't come here specifically to find Takeshi Qiyuan, although they were indeed very interested in him - Takeshi Qiyuan's "perception-finding technique" left a deep impression on them yesterday, but they were on official business at the time, and they hadn't had time to have a good relationship with him After chatting, he and Qing saw Liuli and left first.

But by coincidence, on the way back to the police station after performing official duties, they saw Takeshi Qiyuan strolling leisurely at a glance, so they stopped to say hello.

"What a coincidence, little master Qiyuan, is this just after school?" Okuno asked politely as soon as he got off the car.

Qiyuan Wu was a little surprised to see these two criminal policemen, and at the same time he was a little speechless, "Well, Officer Okuno, I'm not a monk..."

Okuno's expression was slightly awkward, and he was not sure what the psychic medium should call him, so he could only make do with the word he used to address the little monk—both psychic mediums and monks should be regarded as religious people, so it should be no problem to use the same address system. ?

He said embarrassingly: "That's really rude. I don't know much about religious affairs. I'm ignorant. I don't know what I should call it?"

"I'm not a religious person either, so you can just call me Qiyuan." Wu Qiyuan didn't want to entangle the two criminal policemen with such a trivial matter, and instead asked, "What's the matter with you two?"

Okuno and Hidaka really didn't just come to say hello. After looking at each other, Okuno said, "The case we encountered today is a bit strange. We happened to meet Xiao Qiyuan on the road... classmate Qiyuan is an expert in tracing people." , so I want to hear your opinion."

Qiyuan Wu didn't care, it didn't cost any money to say a few words, he didn't mind building a good relationship with the two criminal policemen, and immediately said: "So that's the case, then please tell me the specific situation."

"The thing is like this..." Okino Taiji immediately talked in detail about the strange case they encountered today.

Last night at about two o'clock in the morning, a guy who had just finished drinking and singing K with his colleague and boss came home. When he was urinating at the electric pole by the side of the road, he faintly heard cursing, crying and screaming.

He was drunk at the time, and at first he thought it was auditory hallucinations, but drunk people have a stubborn personality. Looking around, through the window, I saw a person tied to a chair in the room with blood dripping on his body, as if he had just been tortured.

At that time, he let out a frightened "ah", which immediately aroused the vigilance in the room, the lights went out immediately, and there was a sound from the door, as if someone was rushing out.

That guy was drunk, but he hadn't completely lost his mind. He immediately scrambled and fled towards Jiaofan, and didn't even dare to look back—it was true. Almost smashed the glass door.

After receiving the report, Jiao Fan was of course very shocked. He judged that a vicious burglary case was very likely to have occurred. The three patrolmen on duty immediately armed with firearms and dispatched, and brought the reporter with them and hurried back to the scene of the incident. As a result...

"How was the result?" Qingjian Liuli couldn't help asking, she was tying her shoelaces while rubbing her way, unknowingly mixed into the talking circle.

Yasuji Okuno glanced at her, found that she was an acquaintance and didn't care, and said directly: "The policeman broke the door and entered the room, and found that everything was normal, there was no blood, there was no victim tied to a chair and tortured, and even everything in the room was clean. Neat, clean, very inexplicable."

Qing Jian Liuli was greatly disappointed: "There is no explanation for this. It is obvious that the reporter was drunk and reported a false case!"

Yasuji Okuno sighed, "The chief inspector at Koban thought so too, angrily took the informant back to Koban, handcuffed him to a heating pipe to sober up, but the informant kept yelling, insisting that he did see Someone broke into the house and insisted that someone must be chasing him when he fled. Finally, the chief inspector had to wrap him up in a quilt and hang him outside the house.

However, after the reporter woke up from a night's sleep, he still didn't change his story. He felt that he had been wronged and had been making trouble, so Jiaofan had to take him to the local municipal self-government committee to inquire about the situation of the house, and it turned out..."

"what's the result?"

Okuno said helplessly: "As a result, the self-government committee and Jiaoban searched for someone together, but they couldn't find it. The owner was indeed missing, and there was no news at all, so the case was reported to our life safety lesson by Jiaoban. At least we have to find out where the owner is. Now, is it really in danger?"

Qing Jian Liuli pondered for a moment and said: "Then, if you say that, maybe the person who reported the crime was not reporting a false case, and it is very likely that the criminal was discovered. In order to cover up the crime, he quickly cleaned up the traces of the scene and kidnapped the victim by the way. .”

Okuno shook his head and said: "We have also thought about this possibility, but after we went to the site to investigate today, we found that it is basically impossible.

The location of the incident was not too far from Jiaofan, and it only took about three minutes for the reporter to run there. Just seven or eight minutes.

According to the reporter, there was a lot of blood on the floor, there seemed to be a fight in the room, and the tables and chairs were tilted. It is hard to imagine that in seven or eight minutes, the scene can be cleaned up as if nothing happened The victim was also kidnapped. "

After a pause, he added, "We brought ultraviolet light and took a full photo of the room and the courtyard, and found no blood reaction. It is absolutely impossible to clean up the crime scene so perfectly in seven or eight minutes. "

Seeing that Liuli was also stupefied, Qing asked in confusion, "Maybe it's just a coincidence that the reporter was drunk and had hallucinations, and it happened that the owner ran away from home, so this kind of oolong happened?"

Okuno and Hidaka nodded at the same time: "For the time being, that's what we're thinking about, and we're about to go back and issue a joint investigation notice to each branch, but we just met Qiyuan, so we came to ask his opinion."

After finishing speaking, the two of them looked at Qiyuan Wu together, seeing that the meaning of "asking for opinions" was false, and they wanted him to "perceive" the "spiritual energy" and look for talents like last night.

Qi Yuanwu stroked his chin and pondered for a moment: "If you're looking for someone, it's okay for me to go, but..."

Okuno Taiji said happily: "But what?"

Qiyuan Wu asked directly: "Who will pay?"

Okuno and Hidaka looked at each other, and finally remembered that Takeshi Qihara was a psychic "for sale", not a volunteer, and he needed to be paid for his help, but 99% of the money would not be reimbursed later!

Could it be that "psychic medium employment fee" is written on the reimbursement form?

The head will be smashed by the head of the class, right?

Or pay for it yourself? However, he seems to charge 50,000 at the beginning to find a person, and the longer the time, the higher the fee... My monthly salary + subsidy is only a little over 200,000 yen, and I can't put a week's or even a month's salary into it just for one case. I have to eat myself!

The two of them were so disappointed that they could only retreat, "Does Qiyuan have any ideas?"

Qi Yuanwu shook his head: "If I don't go and see for myself, I can't help much."

"That's it, that...that's bothering you."

Okuno and Hidaka sighed, left their contact information, and left with regret. It seemed that they were going to carry out the original plan, and go back and mobilize the patrolmen of the regional division to find someone. Whether it works or not can only be discussed.

Seeing that Liuli stretched out her hand to stop the two criminal policemen, but she lacked standing, and they didn't come to look for her, so she could only say anxiously to Qiyuan Wu: "Someone is missing, you can help, why don't you go!"

"I also want to eat, how can I go without money, you support me?"

"I'll take care of me..." Qing Jian Liuli was so angry that she almost agreed. Anyway, as the "intelligent person in charge of Dongyu Town", she really has a bit of a brain, and she stopped talking in time so that it didn't cause a catastrophe. She felt that she already understood Qiyuan Wu's nature very well, as long as she dared to agree, Qiyuan Wu would absolutely dare to overwhelm her.

"Then you are so caring, otherwise you would have paid the money?" Qiyuan Wu suggested again.

Qing saw that Liuli was holding her breath. Although her family conditions were not bad, as a freshman in a university, 50,000 yen was a huge sum of money for her, and she couldn't afford it——if it was 5,000 yen, maybe she could still make it up. Come on, 50,000 is really too much, it is impossible for her mother to let her have so much money.

"So, you want to use my time to obtain your moral satisfaction?" Qiyuan Wuli changed his job as an onmyoji without any money.

Qing Jian Liuli was furious: "I didn't, if I could do it, I would have gone there by myself, and I wouldn't even ask for a yen!"

"That's because your parents are supporting you!" Qiyuan Wu said lightly, "I have to rely on myself."

Seeing that Liuli had nothing to fart at all, she silently followed Qi Yuanwu home, feeling depressed and aggrieved—a case was placed before her eyes, but she couldn't participate in it at all, it might as well not have encountered it!

At least it won't be so uncomfortable if you don't meet it!

After the two walked for a while, Qiyuan Wu tilted his head to look at her, and said strangely: "You are not angry anymore, why are you willing to go home with me again?"

angry? Yes, I'm still angry, I swore to ignore this guy!

Seeing Liuli's reaction, Qing Qing shouted out of embarrassment: "It's just on the way, whoever wants to walk with you, I don't want to know you!"

"I didn't testify for you in the morning, just because you said in school that I can catch thieves by reasoning. I don't want to be known like this. It's harmful to my work, and I really can't guarantee whether you went to Jiaoban after you left. Maybe you Maybe I went to the pinball hall to play pinball machines, so you have no reason to blame me."

"I blame you, I want to break up with you, don't say hello when you see me in the future, we don't know each other!"

Seeing that Liuli let out a yell, he quickly walked forward, ready to get rid of this annoying ghost, Takeshi Qiyuan, but at this moment Okuno and Hidaka drove back again, Okuno pushed the door and held a handful of colorful tickets and said, "Qihara Yuan classmate, we thought about it, how about using this instead of remuneration?"