I'm Not a Detective

Takeshi Nanahara is a despicable, despicable, naughty, treacherous, cunning, morally corrupt, and committed evildoer. He is like a dog that cannot eat. He deserves to be punished by heaven and earth and be beaten to death with a dump truck.

If I don't punch him hard today, I'll punch him twice, no, twenty punches!

If I don't give him twenty punches today, it won't be over!

When Qing saw Liuli, he started to chase him, but he started a little late, and Qingyuan Wushen was too flexible. When he rushed to the entrance, he had already rushed out with his shoes. It doesn't matter, even if she chases him to the end of the world today, she will pin him to the ground and beat him severely so that he will not dare to bully others like this again!

However, she still had some sense. She stopped suddenly at the entrance and quickly stepped on her small round-toe shoes - this bitch ran as fast as a dog. She didn't know how long it would take to catch him, and she couldn't go barefoot on the street. Run wildly.

It took her less than three seconds to put on her shoes, speed up again, rush out of the door, then stand in the middle of the yard and look around.

Where did the people go?

Damn it, running so fast?

You put on your shoes while running, and in three seconds you ran so fast that you couldn’t even see anyone?

She was confused for a moment, then suddenly realized, and when she looked back, she found that Takeshi Nanahara had indeed not run away. He was hiding on the side of the door after escaping from the door. At this moment, he had quietly slipped into the door again and was quietly trying to escape. The door is closed.

I almost fell for this bitch again!

"You bastard!" Qing Jian Liuli yelled angrily, then turned around and pounced back, but Takeshi Qihara immediately closed the door with force and locked the door lock from the inside with two clicks.

"Open the door, bastard, open the door for me, how can you be so shameless!"

Qing saw that Liuli was going crazy, banging on the door and jumping up and down, but Takeshi Nanahara, of course, did not dare to open the door, and appeared at the window not far away, waving: "This way, this way!"

Qingjian Liuli blew out two streams of hot gas from her nostrils, and her chest rose and fell rapidly. She stared at the door for a moment, then turned to the window, looked at Takeshi Nanabahara through the iron railing, and said in a cold voice with a dark face: "Immediately Open the door and I can beat you twice less!"

"Calm down first." Takeshi Nanahara said sincerely, "Kingmi-kun, you must learn to control your emotions and not be swayed by them."

Qingjian Liuli stared at him for a while and said through gritted teeth: "You still have the nerve to say such things? You have gone too far this time. I will not let you go. Open the door right away!"

"It's a bit too much." Takeshi Nanahara sighed, admitting his mistake honestly, his expression still sincere, "But the matter has come to this, you can't restore the loss even if you beat me up, why don't we calm down and talk about the conditions - how do you just Are you willing to forgive me?"

Qingjian Liuli said without hesitation: "I will forgive you if you open the door!"

You bitch, I'll beat you to death when I open the door, I'll forgive your ass!

Takeshi Nanahara immediately said: "You swear!"

Qingjian Liuli was silent for a while, filled with anger. She grabbed the iron railing and shouted angrily: "I don't swear, why should I forgive you! You bastard, I've been so good to you, you still dare to lie to me, you are not a human, this I will never let you go this time, don’t even think about it, open the door right now!”

"Calm down, calm down." Takeshi Nanahara took a step back and actively offered conditions, "How about you order food for the next week? You can eat whatever you want. For example, we can have hot-boiled mutton at noon. Don't you always want to Do you want to eat? How about you order all the delicious dishes you want in the next week? After all, I just made a small mistake. I was really blind before. Even if I pretended for a while, it would not be a sin. die."

After a pause, he reminded again, "I was injured to protect you, have you forgotten?"

Seeing that Liuli's anger had subsided a little, Qing felt that what he said made sense. She was slightly shaken in her heart and asked hesitantly: "Then when will you feel better?"

Qin Yuanwu asked tentatively: "How was the day before yesterday?"

Qingjian Liuli's anger subsided a little. If he only pretended for two days, it would not be a crime worthy of death, but why was it a question?

She immediately said warily: "You swear?"

Qin Yuanwu stopped talking and looked at her innocently.

Qing Jian Liuli's expression slowly disappeared again, she gritted her baby teeth and said angrily: "You still dare to lie to me?"

"No." Takeshi Nanahara sighed, "I'm just asking you which day is easier for you to accept."

"Asshole, can you still ask such a thing? When did you get better?" Qingjian Liuli grabbed the iron railing and shook it hard, and said angrily, "Tell the truth, don't lie to me again!"

"Can you forgive me for telling the truth?" Takeshi Nanahara said, "At least you can't hit me."

"No!" Qingjian Liuli refused immediately and sought the answer by herself, "Has your eyes been healed for a week?"

Takeshi Nanahara nodded immediately and said, "One week is enough."

"Asshole, I'm not bargaining with you." Qingjian Ruri shouted with hot breath, "You swear, it's only one week!"

If it's only for a week, it's not too serious. Maybe three or five punches are enough - maybe seven punches, one punch a day.

Takeshi Nanahara stopped talking again, and Qingjian Liuli said in disbelief: "Is it two weeks?"

Takeshi Nanahara sighed: "Forget it, let's just say it, I've been blind for two days in total...let's count it two days! But even if I pretend for a long time, I won't get beaten."

"You actually pretended to be blind for a month and a half?" Qingjian Liuli was a little surprised. She felt that the main characteristic of Qiyuan Wu's moral integrity was that she had no moral integrity - what's the difference between you and not being blind?

Takeshi Nanahara was also helpless and sighed again: "I didn't expect you never noticed it. I obviously didn't try hard to pretend, and I was blind to protect you. Of course I need some compensation, otherwise I would be in a big loss." Already? You should be able to understand this, right?"

"I can't understand!" Qingjian Liuli became angry again. Thinking about the torture he had endured for the past month and a half, he was manipulated like a donkey by this piece of shit Takeshi Nanahara. He was busy with all kinds of housework and had to deal with his constant backache and leg pain. She had to go over and step on him for a while, and during this period she thought Takema Nanahara was blind. He would see things like stealing food, silently scolding him in front of him, smelling his feet, etc., and he would almost burst out laughing. .

Her eyes turned red again. She grabbed the iron railing and shook it desperately. She opened her mouth and screamed angrily, saying in unison with Takeshi Nanahara: "You have lied to me for so long, you bastard who deserves to go to hell and be burned in the fire of karma for a thousand years!" "

After scolding her, she was stunned, and then she and Takeshi Nanahara said in unison: "You are despicable! You are shameless! You are vile!"

After scolding her, she was stunned again, and she and Takeshi Nanabahara said in unbelief: "Asshole, you still dare to imitate me?"

Still dare to learn? She became even more angry, and she and Takeshi Nanahara said in unison: "Don't imitate me!"

She was going crazy. She stared at Takeshi Nanahara. After holding it in for a while, she suddenly said: "I am a pig!"

Qin Yuanwu stopped talking and touched his chin thoughtfully.

Qingjian Liuli looked at him in a daze for a while, then became anxious again, shook the railing even more crazily, and said sadly and angrily: "Why don't you learn? You should learn quickly!"

How could you do this, you piece of shit? Don’t you want to imitate me and make me angry? You learn quickly!

Why don't you study?

If you don’t learn from me, I will really become a little pig!

Takeshi Nanabaru muttered: "I can't learn it. Sure enough, I can't beat the master. I really didn't guess this. You win!"

"No!" Qingjian Liuli became more and more anxious, her eyes were red, she clung to the iron railing and said excitedly, "You must learn, learn now, tell me you are a pig too!"

Takeshi Nanabahara suppressed his laughter and said, "But I'm not a pig. We just had a quarrel. It's already very miserable if one of us is expelled. There's no need for both of us to become pigs!"

"You are a pig, and you still bully me!" Seeing Liuli, Qing Qing burst into tears and shouted angrily, "Come out here, I'm going to beat you to death today!"

"Maybe not." Takeshi Nanahara finally felt relieved when he saw the tears in her eyes, and said happily, "You cried, you promised me before, if I make you cry, no matter what the reason is, you will forgive me right away. .”

Seeing Liuli, Qing Qing was stunned. She immediately wiped her tears with the back of her hand and said loudly, "I'm not crying!"

"You are just crying!" Takeshi Nanahara pointed at her unwiped tears and said, "I saved your friend Miss Asai last time. You promised me. You can't keep your words. You must forgive me now!" "

Qingjian Liuli couldn't hold back her tears anymore. She grabbed the railing and choked up and shouted: "Asshole, big bastard, you still dare to plot against me? I won't forgive you. You are not a human being. You promised not to bully me, but you still You've been hurting me all day long. I've been so good to you, but you still want to be angry with me. I won't forgive you! Get out of here right away. Today I..."

She couldn't stop screaming mid-scream. She spoke too hard and accidentally sprayed out snot from her nose. She was stunned for a moment. She quickly sucked it in after she realized it, but after inhaling, she breathed a sigh of relief and slowly blew out another snot bubble.

this……

She subconsciously wanted to wipe it, but she didn't bring a tissue or a handkerchief. It was not a lady's behavior to wipe it with the back of her hand, so she was even more stunned.

Takeshi Nanahara quickly handed her some tissues and said with concern: "Wipe it first."

Qing Jian Liuli quickly took the paper towel, turned around and wiped it, and blew her nose hard, then turned around, took the paper towel and threw it away without knowing where, while Takeshi Nanahara went to get a small trash can. She quickly threw it in through the window, stayed there for a while, and hummed softly: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Takeshi Nanahara put the trash can down, waited for a while, and then reminded, "You can continue."

"Wait a minute." After such a delay, Qing Jian Liuli forgot what she had just cursed and asked hesitantly, "Where did I say it?"

Takeshi Nanabahara patiently reminded: "If you tell me to get out, you must beat me to death today."

"Yes, thank you." Qingjian Liuli remembered it, brewed her emotions again, and shouted with grief and anger, "Get out of here, I have to beat you to death today!"

Takeshi Nanahara nodded happily, looking at her with encouragement in his eyes, while Qingjian Liuli stayed for a while and asked hesitantly: "Where's down there?"

Takeshi Nanahara reminded: "You bastard, come out quickly, I will never let you go!"

Qingjian Liuli immediately shouted: "Yes, you bastard, come out quickly, I will never let you go!"

"We're never done with this!"

"Yes, we will never finish this!"

Takeshi Nanahara then prompted, "Get out of here!"

"Yes, get out of here!" Qingjian Liuli yelled, and when he realized what he was doing, he grabbed the iron railing and shook it desperately. His tears became even more intense, and he yelled angrily, "Asshole, we are still here. Are you quarreling? How can there be such a quarrel? I don’t need you to prompt me, I know how to curse, you don’t need to teach me!”

Takeshi Nanahara nodded, didn't prompt, and just waited patiently. Qingjian Liuli's nostrils were spraying hot air, and her small chest was rising and falling rapidly. She stared at him sadly and indignantly for a while, which was a bit overloaded. Damn it, what on earth did I do because of this? What are you angry about? Is it because he is pretending to be blind or a pig? Or is he teaching me how to curse? What should I scold him next?

Bastard, I don’t remember much, I just remember that he was very annoying...

This quarrel is not quite right, why is it so weird?

What went wrong?

Seeing that she had stopped talking, Takeshi Nanabahara looked at the sky and suggested, "How about we take a break first and swear to each other that we will never hurt each other during the truce? After lunch, we can go back to our original positions and continue to quarrel?"