I'm Not a Detective

In the kitchen, Qing Jian Liuli had a Tibetan fox face, wearing a pig apron, and sliced ​​mutton expressionlessly. Takenori Nanabahara is carefully preparing the soup base and preparing to have lunch together.

Of course, the quarrel was not over yet. This was a temporary truce between the two parties, and they agreed not to take the opportunity to make a sneak attack. They would return to their original positions after dinner and fight to the death.

Soon, the exquisite enamel-gilt copper hot pot was lit on the small square table, and the milky white soup slowly began to boil and roll. Occasionally, a very festive dried date would step on the waves, while plates of bright red The freshly cut mutton looks more festive, and is placed on the side with frozen tofu, thin tripe, young cabbage and thin vermicelli.

Four small bowls of Qiyuan Military General candied garlic, coriander, chopped green onion, and pickled vegetables, and eight small plates of rice vinegar, sesame oil, soy sauce, shrimp oil, Panax notoginseng sauce (sesame paste + peanut butter), rice wine, oil chili pepper, and chive flowers were brought out together. After boiling the cooking water, he carefully mixed the dipping sauce for Qingmi Ruri, and handed it to her politely: "You like sesame paste, so I put in more. You can try to see if it suits your taste. If it doesn't work, I'll mix it up later." One tune.”

"Thank you." Qingjian Liuli took the dipping sauce without any expression, but didn't even raise his eyebrows at Takeshi Nanabahara.

Tch, do you look like a human again now? But it’s too late, don’t expect me to forgive you this time!

I'll beat you to death when I'm full!

Takeshi Nanahara also mixed himself a dipping sauce, then smiled and said: "Let's get started!"

"I'm starting." Qing Jian Liuli's face was still expressionless, as if it was the first time to eat at Nanabaru Wu's place, Heshi said, then he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the mutton and put it in the hot pot to boil.

She was barely good at knife skills now. The mutton was cut very thin, and when it was lightly rolled in the boiling soup, it rolled into a tender ball in an instant. She quickly put it back into the small bowl, rolled it in the dipping sauce, and then stuffed it into her mouth, her eyes narrowed instantly.

It's still delicious, the mutton is so tender, the dipping sauce is so fragrant, and the strong aroma of sesame sauce also contains several flavors, it should be fresh leeks, sweet seafood, and fermented wine...

Anyway, the taste is very rich, wonderful, and delicious. It is so steaming and a big mouthful, and I am satisfied before I even finish it!

This was what she liked, but Takeshi Nanahara always disliked the smell of hot pot in the living room and rarely ate it. She had been looking forward to it for a long time, and now that she finally got what she wanted, she couldn't help but lower her head and hum.

However, she immediately realized that she was still "fighting" with Takeshi Nanahara, and she was still angry. She put on her hidden fox face again, stretched out her chopsticks to pick up the mutton, rinsed it, and dipped it hard in the dipping sauce. Big mouth.

Hot, fragrant, and really delicious!

She couldn't help but hummed twice more, and soon she felt something was wrong. She straightened her face again and continued to pick up the mutton. Then she took another big mouthful. She hummed and smiled a little, but she immediately held it back and said sternly. I continued to pick up the mutton with my face. It was so delicious that my thumbs on my feet were raised.

Takeshi Nanahara didn't like hotpot in general. He watched her switch back and forth between piggy and Tibetan fox through the heat. He smiled and used chopsticks to help her rinse some young cabbage, put it into her bowl, and said with concern: " Eat some bok choy too.”

Qing Jian Liuli did not hide, but said coldly: "You don't need to be attentive. You lied to me to serve you for more than a month. I will never forgive you. It's useless for you to be attentive."

You guy, don’t think I’ll just let it go, I’m not that easy to fool!

Takeshi Nanahara didn't care, and helped her mix another bowl of dipping sauce, this time adding more sesame sauce, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there is a truce. We will continue to quarrel later, and we can quarrel as much as we want. You’re welcome, it doesn’t matter now.”

Qingjian Liuli took the dipping bowl and whispered: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Takeshi Nanahara also started to cook the mutton, "Okay, eat it quickly!"

Qing Jian Liuli also hurriedly went to rinse the mutton and tripe, and in a blink of an eye, three plates of mutton and one plate of tripe were wiped out. Normally, her ration would be enough, but today Takeshi Nanahara pushed a plate to her that he hadn't eaten yet, stood up and said with a smile: "Eat first, I'll cut two more plates."

Qingjian Liuli glanced at the plate of mutton, stretched out her hand to drag it over, and whispered: "I said, you went too far this time, and I won't forgive you easily. It's useless even if you agree to let me eat more."

"I told you that it has nothing to do with the quarrel. I'll still quarrel no matter how I quarrel later. The main reason is that quarreling is a strenuous job, so I'll be fine if I eat more."

"Then cut it... cut it into three more plates. I'm so angry with you today. I'm really a little hungry."

"Okay, just this time, you have to be careful about overeating in the future." Takeshi Nanahara smiled and left.

Qingjian Liuli continued to eat the mutton. She already liked eating meat, and she especially liked sesame sauce. She felt that it went perfectly with the mutton and she couldn't get enough of it.

She picked up another half of the plate with her chopsticks, rinsed it, dipped it in the toppings and stuffed it into her mouth. She finally hummed happily.

Maybe spanking him is a bit much, after all he can be quite nice sometimes...

Wait, no, this kid is trying to get away with it again. He used me to block the mud before and hit me on the head with bullshit confession sword skills. I have forgiven him twice. I must not forgive him easily this time, otherwise he will only go overboard. Come and go too far!

She hurriedly ate another half plate of mutton and suppressed it. She controlled herself not to be soft-hearted. This time she must fight to the end with Takeshi Nanahara!

Soon, Takeshi Nanahara came back with three more plates of mutton, and a plate of frozen pot helmets, which he ate by himself.

Qing Jian Liuli felt comfortable eating when it was hot, with a slight sweat on her forehead, and her face turned red. She ate three plates of mutton in one go, then cooked the vermicelli, picked a large group and put it in her bowl, mixed it up. Slurping it with the dipping sauce, it feels like the vermicelli mixed with mutton soup tastes great.

After the vermicelli was also removed, she picked up Takeshi Nanahara's pot helmet slices, cooked it for a while, and wrapped it with dipping sauce. It had a thick texture, a strong noodle aroma, and was equally delicious.

She finally scraped the dipping bowl clean with a piece of Guokui, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it carefully and swallowed it. She sat there and hummed twice. She felt so full and comfortable that she felt a little sleepy.

Takeshi Nanahara put down his chopsticks, stretched, and said with a smile: "Are you ready? Let's continue when we're done!"

"Eat, let's continue!" Qingjian Liuli came back to her senses, but after getting up, she felt that she was a little unable to walk with a belly full of mutton, vermicelli and Guokui Tofu.

Bastard, I ate a little too much again, but I couldn’t help it!

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her and asked with concern: "Are you too hasty? Do you want to have a cup of tea and take a rest before starting?"

"Then... let's have a cup of tea and rest before we start." Qingjian Liuli really didn't want to move at this moment, and hummed softly, "Don't worry, I will abide by my oath, and I will never do anything before returning to the window. A sneak attack on you."

"I believe you." Takeshi Nanahara said sincerely and went to make tea.

"Tch, of course you should believe me. I'm not a big liar like you. You dare to pretend to be blind for more than a month." Qingjian Liuli muttered and sat back. He tidied up the small square table and put down all the dishes. Stack them up first and prepare to wash them after the quarrel is over.

Takeshi Nanahara made a pot of barley tea, and the two of them poured a cup each. One sat cross-legged, and the other sat duck, holding the tea cup in silence, silently drinking tea and digesting food as before. The armistice agreement was extended for half an hour. .

Half an hour later, Takeshi Nanahara put down his tea cup and asked, "Have you rested?"

"Get some rest, let's continue!"

Qingjian Liuli put down her tea cup, kept her promise, and did not throw him into the hot pot. She went to the entrance to put on her shoes and socks and went out. When she heard that the door behind her was locked, she slowly walked to the window and continued to confront Takeshi Nanabaru through the window. They looked at each other affectionately and were speechless for a moment.

Bastard, this is such a big deal, I feel so comfortable after eating, I’m a little sleepy, I can’t even remember what I’m angry about!

Unwilling to give in, she tried to grab the iron railing, trying to shake it twice to increase her momentum, but the moment when she was very excited had passed, and now she looked like an idiot if she continued to shake the iron railing desperately.

She stared at Takeshi Nanahara for a while and said angrily: "Are you plotting against me again? How can we quarrel now?"

Takeshi Nanahara thought for a while and said: "How about continuing the truce? There will be a whole day tomorrow, Sunday, and we will continue to quarrel tomorrow?"

Qingjian Liuli looked at him and said depressedly: "Then why are we arguing? If we can't finish the argument tomorrow, why not start it next weekend? We must make things clear today!"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled sheepishly and said: "Then let's make things clear. If there are disputes, we can resolve them through negotiation. It doesn't have to be a quarrel. That would be too hurtful."

"Hurt feelings?" Qingjian Liuli said angrily, "You lied to me and served you for more than a month. You are not a human being at all. I have no feelings for you!"

"Calm down, calm down, let's talk slowly!" Takeshi Nanahara smiled softly, "Then let me explain my bottom line and bargaining chip first. I don't want to fight with you, and then I saved half of your life. I saved you. A friend has a life, and you promised that no matter what the reason is, you will forgive me once."

After a pause, he added with a serious face, "I'm a good judge of people. I believe you are an honest and trustworthy person, and you will definitely fulfill your promise."

Qingjian Liuli stared at him for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "You had guessed that today would happen, right? You started plotting against me a long time ago, right?"

This bitch will kill him sooner or later!

Takeshi Nanahara smiled innocently and said, "Don't worry about those details. Are you ready to fulfill your promise?"

Qingjian Liuli hesitated for a moment, not wanting to become a liar like him, and he wasn't that angry now, but she was unwilling to let him go in vain if she really wanted to fulfill her promise. She held it back for a while and said, "Okay, you're awesome, I I can forgive you for not being able to keep your word, but you went too far this time. You used me to block the mud and hit me on the head with despicable means. I have forgiven you. This time, don't try to get away easily - you let I’ll hit you twice, just two times, and I’ll forgive you after I hit you!”

"I told you that I don't want to fight with you anymore, let alone being beaten unilaterally." Takeshi Nanabahara disagreed, thought for a while and said, "But this time it was indeed my fault. I shouldn't have been accidentally discovered by you... I didn't I should pretend to be blind and trick you into serving me, so I am willing to compensate you for this. You can order food for the next week, and I will cook whatever you want!"

Qingjian Liuli said in disbelief: "I have been serving you for a month and a half, and in the end I can only order food for a week?"

"What do you want?"

Qingjian Liuli thought for a while and felt that it would be impossible to beat Takeshi Nanabahara. He was hiding in the house and there was no way to get him, but he could not take advantage of him. He immediately said: "I have served you." Half a month, you have to serve me for a month and a half, this is only fair, and during this period I can order food at any time and eat whatever I want. You can't control how much I eat, let alone get weird because of it... Well, you still want it Forget everything you have seen in the past month and a half, never mention it again, and say 'I am a pig' again."

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her speechlessly for a while and reminded: "Do you think this is possible? I am negotiating with you, not being blackmailed by you, and I have already given in for the sake of being a friend. You should have forgiven unconditionally. Mine - up to ten days, you can order food for ten days, this is my last concession!"

Qingjian Liuli said angrily: "That won't work. Ten days is too short. Don't you know what you have done in the past month and a half? I did all the housework, and I have been giving you massages!"

The two of them started arguing fiercely and began to calculate how much compensation Qingmi Ruri should get for her extra work in the past month and a half. In the end, Takeshi Nanabahara refused to let go. If she didn't agree, he would ask her to Forgive him unconditionally, regardless of whether she is angry or not.

Qingjian Liuli had no choice. He couldn't serve Nanabahara Wu in vain for a month and a half. In the end, he either became a "liar Liuli" or couldn't get any compensation. He could only be depressed and vowed not to hit him this time, but he said angrily: "Okay, just wait for me. I only promise to forgive you once. If you dare to lie to me again next time, I will never let you go!"

Nanahara Takeshi didn't mind, stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "Then we made up?"

Qingjian Liuli looked at his "hand of peace", ignored it, and walked to the door.

Let's make peace. If a hot war doesn't work, let's go cold war. I'm not that easy to bully. Don't expect me to give you a good look in the future!

Bastard, I'm so angry!