I'm Not a Detective

After school in the afternoon, Qing Jian Liuli changed into small leather shoes with round toes and stood in the shoe cabinet, still thinking about what to do.

What idiot Yuko said makes sense. That kid is willing to live and die with me. Does he like me a little bit? If you don't like him, forget it, and we'll still be good friends. But if you like him, should you date him?

This is a bit troubling, but it's hard to ask such a thing. How can I know if he is interested in me?

It's all my fault that Yuko guy, talking about this kind of thing all day long, made me become a famous detective.

She lowered her head there, drawing circles on the ground with her toes, swaying neatly in the sea, thinking that her brain was overloaded and she couldn't come up with a clue.

"What are you thinking about? Let's go!" Takeshi Nanahara changed into his leather shoes, looked at his indoor shoes, shook his hands, took out a bag, put it in it, and handed it to her along with his schoolbag, "It's a little dirty, take it back and brush it."

Dogs just call people...

"Wait!" Qingjian Liuli came back to her senses, rolled her eyes at him, turned around and went to Class E's territory to get her red-headed soft-soled indoor shoes and stuffed them into the bag together, and then went home with him to prepare for the arrival. She swiped both pairs of shoes together, but she was still thinking about how to determine whether Takeshi Nanahara really meant anything to her.

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her strangely, but he didn't find out what she was thinking.

She may be thinking about what to eat at night, or wondering how to eat an extra bowl of rice quietly. This is completely normal and there is no need to make a fuss.

The two of them left the school gate and quickly got on the train back to Higashikata Town.

There were no seats on the tram, but it wasn't too crowded. Qingmi Ruri was standing next to Takeshi Nanahara, occasionally swaying and accidentally touching him.

Wait, it seems that every time I take the tram, this guy is very close to me. Sometimes he won’t sit on an empty seat when he sees it, but always stands next to me...

Could it be that this kid really secretly likes me, but he's just too embarrassed to say it?

It seems a bit suspicious. He has saved my life twice. Can he do this to ordinary friends?

So what does he like about me?

Is it because of your face?

Qingjian Liuli thought of this and couldn't help but glance at herself through the reflection of the car window. She found that her eyebrows were curved, her lips were red and her teeth were white, her hair was black, her skin was tight, and her face was white and rosy. She was indeed very good-looking.

Tsk, this guy is too superficial. How can he like me just because I'm beautiful?

However, it is excusable, and it is not wrong to appreciate beauty, so it can be forgiven.

Or is it because I have been in love for a long time and stayed with him all day long, and he has unknowingly become addicted to my unique charm?

Humph, this is more likely...

"Did you eat too much at noon and not digest it?" Takeshi Nanahara gave her a strange look, "If you can't, go home and make some hawthorn water to drink. Don't let your stomachache start again at night and make my head hurt."

Seeing that Liuli's train of thought was disturbed, Qingqing said unhappily: "You just ate too much and didn't digest it!"

Takeshi Nanahara touched her chin and began to look at her, getting more and more strange, "Then why are you humming there? Still snickering, something good happened to you, did you pick up the money?"

"You have to take care of me." Qing Jian Liuli said dissatisfiedly. Not far away, he saw two students from the private Yuying High School, a boy and a girl. They were talking and laughing in a low voice. They seemed to be a couple, and he couldn't help but feel a little moved in his heart. , then hummed and said, "By the way, is there anyone in your class who confesses to you during Houyeji?"

Takeshi Nanahara looked away from her, looked around again, and said casually: "Yes, they are a couple."

Qingjian Liuli hummed and said: "We are a couple, they must be very happy, right?"

If your boy is jealous, you can also find a girl you know very well to confess your love to...

If you have more courage, the other party may not reject you if you think about it.

Takeshi Nanahara smiled heartlessly: "They won't be happy for long, their personalities don't get along, and they will break up soon. It will be a good time to watch the excitement."

"You guys, why are you cursing others!" Qingjian Liuli complained smoothly, but she didn't care whether the couple broke up or not, and whispered, "Have you ever thought about... Well, I think our grade suddenly suddenly I have dated several couples. If there is a girl you like, I can help you inquire about her first. If you want to confess, I can also help you with some advice."

"No need, I know all the first-year students." Takeshi Nanahara looked at her and smiled, "Let's talk about the cultural festival. You lost the bet. When will you start fulfilling your bet?"

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned for a moment. She just wanted to confirm whether Takeshi Nanahara liked anyone, and she was ready to hint that she could be bolder. Unexpectedly, the topic suddenly jumped to this, and she immediately said unhappy: "I didn't even have time. If you go to compete, how can you be considered a loser?"

"If you sign up, you are participating. Whether you get on stage or not is your business." Takeshi Nanabahara said without hesitation, "We are betting on whether you can win. Have you got it now?"

Qingjian Liuli said unconvinced: "I will definitely get it if I go!"

"So did you get it?"

Qingjian Liuli held it in for a while and said angrily: "I didn't get it. You win this time, but I didn't lose."

This bitch has started again, thinking about taking advantage all day long without doing anything about human affairs!

Takeshi Nanahara immediately asked with concern: "Then when will you start fulfilling the bet?"

"Whatever, anytime." Qingjian Liuli didn't care. Anyway, he just obeyed everything. Anyway, it wasn't much different from now. Now that she is disobedient, Takeshi Nanahara will torment her in various ways, but in the end he will do what he wants. The difference is really not big. At most, he saves the time of tossing her.

Satisfied, Takeshi Nanahara nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll choose a good day later and let you know then."

Qingjian Liuli said angrily: "I know, now tell me if there is a girl you like!"

Qi Yuanwu Le said: "Why do you care about this? Why should I tell you."

"Just asking!" Qing Qing said angrily when he saw Liuli breaking the jar, "Tell me, do you have someone you like?"

Takeshi Nanahara nodded and said thoughtfully: "Is it because of the suspension bridge effect that you fell in love with me, so you started to care about my private life?"

"Dogs only like you!" Qing Jian Liuli replied instinctively, but he hesitated and asked depressedly, "What the hell is the suspension bridge effect?"

"It means that when a person is nervously crossing a suspension bridge, her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If she happens to meet another person at this time, then she will misunderstand the rapid heartbeat caused by this environment as the other person making her heart beat, so she will treat the other person Breeds emotion.”

After giving her a brief explanation, Takeshi Nanahara asked with a smile: "So, is it because you were so scared that you wet your pants yesterday, and I happened to save you, that you started to have a crush on me?"

Qingjian Liuli glared at him, "You were so scared that you almost peed your pants. I wasn't scared at all at that time!"

Takeshi Nanahara laughed loudly: "You are crying and calling your mother, and you still say you are not afraid?"

Seeing that Liuli's little face turned completely dark, Qing lowered her head, squinted her eyes, stared at him expressionlessly for a while, blew out two thick puffs of air from her nostrils, tilted her head and stopped talking.

…………

Qing Jian Liuli ignored Nanabaru Wu. She didn't know if Nanabahara Wu secretly liked her, but she was now very sure that she didn't like Nanabahara Wu at all.

This piece of shit is so irritating. He doesn't say a word to anyone all day long, and doesn't do anything. He only deserves to be beaten to death by a dump truck. Any girl who wants to date him has something wrong with her brain. She is the best in the world. Fool!

It's all because of that idiot Yuko, who talks nonsense all day long about love, which made me confused for a whole day!

I don't care if he likes me or not. If I don't like him, it's over. I even hinted at him to confess. It's nonsense. If he dares to confess, I'll stab him to death with a fork of shit!

Qing Jian Liuli carried two schoolbags and two pairs of shoes with an expressionless face, scolding Takeshi Nanabahara in her stomach, and planned not to talk to him this week... well, before tomorrow... before dinner, and she had to give him some color. It's hard to watch - mainly because he has to order food when he gets home, otherwise she will never say a word to him this week.

But they all decided to ignore him. After leaving the station, they found that he had not gone home. After enduring it again and again, he shouted loudly: "Where are you going? Why are you running around if you don't go home at this time?"

Takeshi Nanahara raised his wrist to show her his watch: "It's only four and six."

He knows why Qingjian Ruri is angry, but he doesn't care, and he doesn't mind. He has no intention of taking his relationship with Qingjian Ruri further. It's fine to maintain the relationship of "friends + housework robot" - he is four or five years older than Qingjian Ruri. The age is not a good match, and he will leave Japan in three years. During this period, he will teach her and urge her to improve her academic performance in return for doing housework for him.

Besides that, he didn't want to leave too many entanglements, so as not to affect his future fun in the world.

Seeing that Liuli didn't think as much as he did, Qing asked directly: "Then what are you going to do?"

"I have an appointment."

"Who did you date?"

"Miss Tanakura."

As he spoke, Takeshi Nanahara turned into a Showa-style teahouse, and his "strategic partner" in the media industry and "quasi-criminal reporter" Tamakura Sanae was already waiting for him. When he saw him, he waved excitedly. : "Qiyuan, is there any big news here?"

"Publish a report for me." Takeshi Nanahara took out a piece of paper full of words and handed it to her, smiling, "This is the main content, you can add other things to try to get a better layout."

"Let me see!" Thanks to Takeshi Nanahara, Sanae Takura has always been able to get first-hand inside information on major cases. She is also taken care of by Nakano Eri. During this time, she has been in trouble. She is very interested in getting a good page. It’s not that difficult, but you still have to see if the content of the manuscript is shocking.

Qing Jian Liuli also became curious. For a moment, she couldn't care less about being angry with Qi Yuanwu. She stretched out her head to read the manuscript. After a moment, she was surprised and said: "Did you report the information about the mysterious person X?"

"Mysterious Man There’s a disgusting pervert…and a criminal mind profile?”

Qingjian Liuli hurriedly looked down again, and was shocked to find that Takeshi Nanabahara had actually made a criminal psychological profile of the mysterious person X, believing that he had the following characteristics: sexual incompetence, multiple cuckolds in many relationships, frequent bedwetting, voyeurism, and frequent He steals underwear but never fails. He has a weak mentality. He only dares to hide in dark corners and instigate others to commit crimes. Then he hates himself for not having the courage. For this reason, he often secretly cries late at night and slaps himself desperately...

Anyway, I wrote a lot, but not a single good word. It was so vulgar and disgusting that Qingjian Liuli was stunned.

Originally, in her mind, the mysterious man He has a deer-like head and a dull look in his eyes. He is outrageously obscene and perverted. He is similar in nature to a busboy. There is no sense of style at all.

She couldn't help but be shocked: "Is this true?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said, "I don't know. I made it up. Please help me think about it and see if I can make it more disgusting."

"Did you make it up?" Qingjian Liuli became even more shocked, "Why did you make this up?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled more and more heartlessly, "Don't he like to manipulate others and enjoy the fun of being superior? Then I will help him become famous first and let more than a million people in Hirano know how disgusting he is - then How about adding that he likes to collect feces? He is obsessed with feces, especially the feces of female high school students. He smells it while eating, mainly highlighting one disgusting thing. Wouldn't it be more effective? "

Tamakura Sanae immediately said excitedly: "I think it's okay. Such a wretched, perverted and disgusting criminal will definitely increase sales... well, it will definitely make the citizens more vigilant!"

Qin Yuanwu followed the good example and immediately added this item and encouraged: "Think about it again, what else can there be?"

Tamakura Sanae pondered: "In addition, you like to wear women's clothes, or like to show women's clothes in the wild?"

"Isn't this a bit forbidden?"

"Eighteen-year-old ban is good. It can be improved by being exposed to H... so that the citizens can be more vigilant!" Tamakura Sanae said with a serious face, "Such a wretched and perverted criminal is very innovative. We won't see one in three hundred years. We People need to know more about him.”

"That makes sense."

Takeshi Nanahara continued to revise the manuscript, but Qing Jian Liuli was a little anxious, grabbed the pen and said: "Are you crazy? He will fight you to death!"

Now the perverted person X, no, it’s the mysterious person The most disgusting and despicable criminal in history, the mysterious man X will definitely be mad if he comes.

She didn't want Takeshi Nanahara to be in danger.

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her and smiled lightly: "When he almost killed you, we were already fighting him to the death."

If the mysterious person Mysterious Man

If he doesn't dare to come and continues to hide in the dark, then he can just be a super disgusting pervert in the dark. Don't expect any psychological advantage, let alone continue to be secretly proud.

This is just the beginning. He will go back to Wu Tengan, Takarato and others, and use their connections to publish press releases to completely ruin the reputation of the mysterious person X and make him live in ridicule!

It's just for fun anyway, he's not in a hurry.