I'm Not a Detective

Takeshi Nanahara is very efficient in his work. Within a few days, various rumors and reports came out one after another, and it was overwhelming. Everyone knew that there was a man in Hirano who was psychologically distorted due to his incompetence and repeated cuckolding. He liked to spy on other people's crimes to gain perverted pleasure. His exhibitionism and his habit of collecting the feces of female college students are suspected to be closely related to the loss of samples during a physical examination in a college a few years ago.

The Hirano Police Station was also very cooperative. The press officer publicly admitted that this person was indeed involved in multiple cases and offered a reward of 10,000 yen to anyone who provided information.

As a result, the most obscene and disgusting criminal in the history of Hirano was revealed and became a hot topic of gossip.

It is estimated that if he is arrested in the future, there will be a wave of onlookers. Not only will his reputation be ruined, but he will be directly nailed to the pillar of shame.

Qingjian Liuli was on full alert, ready to be prepared for the mysterious man X to suddenly rush out and hack Takeshi Nanabahara to death on the street. Fortunately, nothing happened.

On Saturday afternoon, after she got home from school, she signed for the logistics delivery. She took out the mailing list that Takeshi Nanahara gave her and checked it one by one to avoid any dangerous items sent by the mysterious person X. However, after looking around carefully, she still found that There are no suspicious emails among the various odds and ends that Takeshi Nanahara buys through daily mail.

She carried the seasonings, herbs and ingredients into the kitchen and put them away. She wiped her hands with her apron and came out wondering: "Why didn't he react at all? He should at least write a letter to scold you, right?"

If she were Mysterious Person No movement?

This should be considered the reincarnation of the bastard, right?

Takeshi Nanahara was sitting at the small square table writing a letter. He laughed casually and said, "Normally, if he really wrote a letter to scold him, wouldn't it look like he was angry? That would be such a low-key style. He could only hold it in for now. He probably suffered a cerebral hemorrhage."

Qingjian Liuli thought about it and thought it was true, so she turned around and went to clean the kitchen. While she was busy, Takeshi Qingyuan finished writing the letter and raised his hand to greet her, "Come and work."

Qingjian Liuli dropped the rag and walked over to take a look. She didn't even bother to scold him. She picked up the envelope and stretched out her little tongue to lick the sealing glue, then licked the stamp and then went back to clean the kitchen.

Well, licking things for Takeshi Nanahara is also one of her jobs.

The letter from Military General Nanabaru was thrown away casually. The envelope drew a beautiful curve and landed accurately on the shelf in the entrance. When you go back out, you can just throw it into the mailbox on the way.

Qingjian Liuli asked casually: "Who is the letter to?"

"It's for the mysterious man." Takeshi Nanahara went to sit down on the easy chair and picked up a book. "Make me a pot of tea. Use the Huangshan Maofeng you bought last time."

Qing Jian Liuli dropped the rag to look for the teapot and tea leaves again, and wondered: "How can you send him a letter? You don't have his address."

Takeshi Nanabaru said casually: "I went to see it. The public mailbox he used to communicate with Puxi Tomoko before has not expired, so he sent it there."

"But he doesn't dare touch the mailbox anymore!"

Takeshi Nanahara didn't care, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't take much time to write a letter."

Qing Jian Liuli didn't say anything more, and didn't even ask about the content.

You could guess at your wits' end that there was nothing nice in the letter, and it was 90% likely that Takeru was angry with the mysterious person X. With his irritating ability, she could imagine Mysterious Man X smashing things crazily in the study - Mysterious Man

She brought the tea to Takeshi Nanahara, and then went back to clean the kitchen according to his requirements. She worked for more than an hour to finish it. She was very satisfied with the tidy and clean kitchen, and then she made a simple afternoon tea by herself and brought it out. , intending to take a rest.

The hot sunshine shines into the corner of the living room, and it is another warm afternoon.

The combination of black tea and milk is like an elegant aristocrat meeting a polite gentleman. After a small sip, it slips from the tip of the tongue to the wall of the stomach in an instant. After a long time, there is still a faint sweet fragrance of tea in the mouth.

Try the thick toast again. Gently tear the freshly toasted toast bread and dip it into the ice cream. The unique wheat aroma and burnt aroma of the bread are mixed with the milky aroma of the ice cream. Take a bite and it will be cold, hot and full of sweetness. and contentment.

Qing Jian Liuli's eyes were crooked, her toes were curled up slightly, and she couldn't help but hum. She wished that every afternoon in her life would be like this - Takeshi Nanahara doesn't care how much she eats now, the bread and cakes baked in the kitchen are ready. She eats various ice creams and chocolates with them, and her life is very comfortable.

She slowly tore up the toast and finished the ice cream, and finally stuffed the cold piece in the middle into her mouth. Feeling satisfied, she turned to Takeshi Nanahara and said, "Well, I want to eat it tonight..."

After eating dessert, she was a little hungry and planned to order dinner first.

Well, today she wants to eat sweeter food, a portion of Guobao Pork and a portion of Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs, but it can’t be all sweet, so she will pair it with a slightly salty noodle soup.

This day is really comfortable, I will continue to eat a lot tonight!

After dinner, think about what to eat for midnight snack...

Summer is here too. Let this kid make some popsicles tomorrow. It would be nice to eat them while studying then.

Takeshi Nanahara raised his hand and looked at his watch, "Wait a moment, we'll talk in 52 seconds."

Qingjian Liuli asked curiously: "Why?"

Takeshi Nanabahara remained silent and turned a page of the book, his expression still focused, while Qingjian Liuli was a little confused and took two sips of black tea. It felt like a minute had passed, and then he continued: "I want to eat tonight..."

Takeshi Nanahara raised his hand, shook his watch at her, and said with a smile: "The compensation period has passed, um... it has been more than ten seconds. I have the final say on what I eat in the future."

Qingjian Liuli was startled: "The compensation period has passed?"

"Of course!" Takeshi Nanahara smiled, "I promised to compensate you for two weeks. The agreement we reached two weeks ago is now over."

Ah, is this the end? I'm not satisfied with this...

Qingjian Liuli recalled it and found that the time seemed to be almost there, but just now...that bullshit tricked me again. There were still dozens of seconds left!

She said dissatisfiedly: "We have to finish today anyway!"

"No, just two weeks as promised."

"But I wanted to order just now!"

Nanabaru Takexiao asked: "Then have you ordered it?"

Qingjian Liuli glared at him, and Nanabahara Wucai didn't care about her. Now that her moral superiority period has passed, she has stopped pretending to be blind. She can't even think about eating nonsense all day long.

Qing Jian Liuli had no choice but said depressedly: "Then what shall we eat tonight?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "Don't worry about it, I have the final say on what you eat in the future! My shoulders are a little sore now, come here and give me a massage!"

Qingjian Liuli whispered unhappily: "Whether you are sour or not, I don't care if you die!"

I really want to eat it for two more weeks...

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "No, you have to fulfill your bet. In the next month, it is your turn to serve me."

Seeing that Liuli was depressed there for a while, Qing Qing couldn't say anything and walked over angrily. She grabbed his shoulders and started to rub him hard, ready to fool him and end the problem.

Takeshi Nanahara said displeased: "It's only been half a month and you've forgotten the massage techniques I taught you? Why are you using so much force? Do you want to strangle me to death?"

Qing Jian Liuli said angrily: "I didn't use any force at all!"

"What's the difference between you doing this and not fulfilling the bet? Do you want to break your promise and become a liar Liuli?" Takeshi Nanahara said angrily, "I cooked for you for two weeks before, and I didn't cut corners at all. ?"

This is true. Takeshi Nanabahara has indeed shown a full set of skills from beginning to end, and there is nothing to be picky about. Seeing that Liuli had nothing to say, Qing Qing withdrew her strength, but her tone was not much better, "That's enough!"

Satisfied, Takeshi Nanahara picked up the book and continued reading. He smiled and said: "This strength is enough, but you still have to pay attention to the technique. After rubbing the shoulders, press my temples."

This bitch started again, pressing his temples, and later he will press your temples into your brain!

Qingjian Liuli started to scold him in her heart again, but Takeshi Qingyuan seemed to be aware of it, turned a page of the book, and asked with a smile: "Did you call me a dog in your heart again?"

Qing Jian Liuli didn't say a word. She didn't want to lie, but she also knew that admitting would never bring good results.

"You heartless guy, I just saved your life." Takeshi Nanahara said scornfully, "If you receive a drop of kindness from someone, you should repay it with a spring. As a result, there are some people who have saved their lives but don't want to repay them. He was so angry when he was asked to do some small work that he even called his savior a dog. Do you think this kind of person should be hung up and beaten?"

Qing Jian Liuli still didn't say anything, so she put on her hidden fox face and massaged his shoulders.

She used to think that Takeshi Nanabahara was very good. He risked his life to help her defuse the bomb, but he didn't take any credit afterwards. Moreover, when he gave his last words, he said that he was usually like a dog, and he didn't retaliate afterwards. She also felt that he It was rare for him to be so broad-minded. I praised him several times in my heart, but here he was, waiting for her!

I overestimated this bitch again. He is just a petty person and has not forgotten it at all. He has been holding it back!

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After the compensation period, the pretending to be blind thing came to an end. Takeshi Nanabahara returned to his true nature. His shoulders ached and his neck hurt. He forced Qingmi Ruri to massage him for more than half an hour. He kept nagging her and then drove her into the kitchen. , and asked her to start making dinner.

"You're so stupid. How many times have I told you to stir-fry quickly and pour some white vinegar on it so that the fried vegetables will be brighter in color? Have you forgotten after just two weeks of drying?"

"Hold up the water before putting it in the pot!"

"If you turn into a small fire, why are you always making mistakes!"

When Qing saw Liuli holding the spoon, Takeshi Nanahara was standing behind her gesticulating, "Don't worry about eating meat these two days. You haven't eaten any vegetables in the past two weeks. You must have gained three or four kilograms. Hurry up and clear up." Clear your stomach!”

Seeing Liuli, Qingqing wanted to turn around and beat him to death with a spoon, and said angrily: "I know, there is no need for you to be nagging, and I'm not fat at all!"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled heartlessly: "Why are you talking to your savior? Am I right? You are not fat yet. Do you want me to tell you what you have eaten in the past two weeks?"

"It doesn't matter whether I'm fat or not. You're not like me!" Qingjian Liuli muttered as she put the dishes on the plate. After a moment of hesitation, she went to the refrigerator to get the eggplant.

"Want to make braised eggplant? No, it's too oily!"

Qing Jian Liuli said unhappily: "The fried eggplant box is ready!"

There is a bit of meat filling inside, which can also satisfy your cravings.

"No, it's too oily." Takeshi Nanahara commanded with a smile, "Mix it with shredded radish and eat it, add more vinegar."

Fuck you, you big-headed devil!

Qing Jian Liuli didn't want to eat the carrots, so she pouted and went out with the plate.

Qin Yuanwu didn't mind, so he followed her out with a smile, planning to let her perform her talent again before dinner.

As a little working fox, he dared to secretly call BOSS a dog, which is absolutely unacceptable. Moreover, this idiot has been enjoying it for half a month, and it is his turn to enjoy it again.