I’m Not a Scumbag

Take charge of you big bastard!

Hanging up the phone, Lin Fang clutched his still pounding chest, trying to calm himself down.

Lin Fang remembered that before the time-travel, my mother had always liked a song called "Don't Guess the Girl's Mind".

There are a few lyric lines in it:

Girl's mind boy, don't guess (don't guess, don't guess)

You guessed and guessed and didn't understand (I didn't understand)

I don't know why she shed tears (shed tears)

I don't know why she is smiling (laughing)

Girl's mind boy, don't guess (don't guess, don't guess)

When I heard my mother play this song before, Lin Fang couldn't help but run to complain, and he always got his mother's eyes.

The mother also complained about Lin Fang in turn: "If you can understand this song, my grandson can make soy sauce!"

Lin Fang didn't understand it before, but now he feels that he understands a little bit.

A moment ago, Liu Shiman had a different face. He heard that Lin Fang wanted to meet her because of the case, so he immediately changed another face.

Adding up online and offline, the number of times Lin Fang and Liu Shiman communicated can be counted on one hand.

But every time I communicated, I saw a different side of her.

Lin Fang didn't know whether to sigh that this woman had changed too much, or that she should sigh that a woman is a book that a man can never understand.

It is no wonder that in the collection of treasures, the three no principles are called Neptune's Law, and they are regarded as the standard.

No initiative, no rejection, no responsibility...

The three big flags are held high, and the soldiers of the sea king and flowing water are hit by iron.

"What's the matter, brother?"

Gu Pengfei, who was driving, glanced at the rearview mirror and asked with a smile, "Who should I call? How did I hear you mentioned the law firm and the case? Do you have a friend who needs help?"

"no…"

Lin Fang hesitated for a moment, then smiled bitterly: "Brother Gu, I know the client of the divorce case we are handling this time."

"Huh..."

Gu Pengfei couldn't help but stepped on the brakes, so as not to be rear-ended by the car behind him, he looked at the route, quickly turned on the turn signal, pulled aside all the way, and finally found a position and flashed double-flash to stop. back.

"Brother, you put this satellite on, I was caught off guard!"

Gu Pengfei first complained to Lin Fang, then raised his brows and asked with a smile: "Brother, tell the truth! What is the relationship between you and our female client? She shouldn't be making a divorce for you... ?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Brother Gu! The little deer is still here!"

Lin Fang immediately denied that, he didn't carry this pot!

Liu Shiman was greedy for his body, but Lin Fang never gave her a chance.

Besides, Liu Shiman and her husband Pan Yunsheng have been divorced for not a day or two. The separation has lasted for two years, and Pan Yunsheng was already sued in court a year ago.

Now this is the second time to file a lawsuit. According to legal procedures, the court generally believes that the relationship between the husband and wife is completely broken and supports the request for divorce.

According to the current "Marriage Law", for minor children, the woman is usually awarded to support them, and the man will have the opportunity only when the support conditions are much better.

That is to say, in fact, Liu Shiman does not hire a lawyer and fights the lawsuit by himself, and he can win and regain his freedom.

The reason why Liu Shiman hired a lawyer and went to a large law firm like Ding Taihang to hire a lawyer was probably because she wanted to spend money to buy insurance for herself.

I haven't met Liu Shiman yet, and I don't know the details, including some things that are inconvenient to fall on paper, and need to communicate in person.

Usually when the two of them are together, it doesn't matter how you joke, but now that there is Shi Xiaolu, Lin Fang feels that he has to be more decisive.

"Haha, just kidding!"

Gu Pengfei shrugged, waved at Shi Xiaolu, and said, "Xiaolu, uncle is joking with your brother Lin, don't take it seriously, he has a girlfriend, how could he provoke such a married woman?"

Lin Fang glanced at Gu Pengfei and said, "Brother Gu, are you taking advantage of me on purpose?"

Gu Pengfei shook his head sternly and said: "Impossible! How can I be that kind of person? Look, we are brothers and brothers, Xiaolu insists on calling me uncle, I have no choice. The big deal, everyone has their own opinions!"

Tired!

Lin Fang had nothing to do with Gu Pengfei, but rubbed Shi Xiaolu's head and ignored him.

"Brother, you can have a girlfriend, but don't get married, okay?"

"???"

Lin Fang looked at Shi Xiaolu in surprise and asked, "Why?"

Shi Xiaolu said seriously: "Because I will marry my brother in the future! If my brother gets married first, and then divorces when I grow up, it will be very troublesome!"

"吭堧...吭堧..."

Gu Pengfei sat in the driver's seat watching the play, forcing himself not to laugh out loud, but the scene in front of him was so joyful that he couldn't help it.

How did you say that?

How many times do you meet a tiger when you go up the mountain? After walking a lot at night, how can anyone not hit a ghost? Or often walk by the river, how can there not be wet shoes?

Should!

I have to say these words all over again!

Being forced by a little girl not to get married, she has to wait until she is old enough, and she has to marry her... This wait, why does it take ten or eight years?

After the war of resistance against Japan has been won, you will have a chance to get married. What if I don't have a good laugh?

You are alone!

Gu Pengfei felt that the stimulation he received on Lin Fang was all rewarded at this moment.

Lin Fang glared at Gu Pengfei, and then said to Shi Xiaolu: "Xiaolu, since Brother Gu said it, he will not hide it from you. If I have a girlfriend, you will meet someone you really like in the future. , Your feelings for your brother may be gratitude or admiration, but not liking!"

"No! I really like my brother!"

Shi Xiaolu frowned, with a dent between her brows, she said heavily, "I really like it!"

"Okay, I really like it! I really like it!"

Lin Fang didn't take it seriously, he turned to Gu Pengfei and said, "Brother Gu, let's drive, isn't the client still waiting for us?"

"Oh... I almost forgot about my business!"

I was so happy watching the movie, Gu Pengfei was really reluctant to end it like this, but he had no choice but to continue driving.

"Brother, let me help you chase a few more girlfriends! Beautiful!"

squeak…

Gu Pengfei suddenly heard Shi Xiaolu say these words, and almost didn't drive the car to the flowerbed.

The car had already reached the main road, and he could not find a place to park temporarily, so he could only observe Shi Xiaolu through the rearview mirror.

What are these kids thinking now?

Green is healthier?

Don't say that Gu Pengfei, as a big man, can't understand this kind of thinking, even if he is put into the thinking of women, he can't understand it.

Can only sigh, times have changed.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lin Fang looked at Shi Xiaolu and said, "Brother is a very slow-moving person, not the kind of person who falls in love with a beautiful girl when he sees a beautiful girl. I need more time to get to know her..."

"Are you in love for a long time?"

"right…"

Lin Fang looked at Shi Xiaolu with a slightly strange look. He didn't know if he thought too much, or if Xiaolu's words really meant that.

Nowadays, there are too many channels for children to obtain information, and sometimes they cannot be regarded as children in some aspects.

After thinking about it, he could only understand it literally, coughed lightly, and said, "Anyway, this is my private matter, so you can leave it alone."

"Oh…"

Shi Xiaolu lowered his head, didn't speak, couldn't see her expression, and didn't know what she was thinking.

Gu Pengfei and Liu Shiman were in a teahouse. When the car drove past MS Plaza, Lin Fang thought it was simply passing by. When he gradually discovered that the surrounding environment became more and more familiar, he finally drove to Liu Shiman. Opposite Charmaine's yoga studio.

Lin Fang still remembers the shock he felt when he went to the Shermansha Yoga Studio last time. The whole room was full of female hormones flying, which made him unforgettable for a long time. Kind of embarrassing.

That is to say, he and Fu Hao have made a substantial breakthrough recently, so he no longer has that kind of dream.

Now that he is revisiting his old place, Lin Fang really misses it a little.

He wondered if he should go to the yoga studio to have a look after the business is over.

There are so many beautiful scenes, without deepening the impression, it seems a bit like entering Baoshan and returning empty-handed.

Gu Pengfei walked ahead, entered the teahouse, reported Liu Shiman's name, and the waiter led a group of three directly into a private room.

To Lin Fang's surprise, there was already someone waiting in the private room.

A woman wearing a dark purple cheongsam, covered with red, pink, and light blue flowers in full bloom, set off her body in an extremely exaggerated shape, sitting quietly in front of the sea of ​​tea, with her hands lightly raised, as if she was soaking Tea.

"Ms. Liu, your guest is here."

"Well, you go out first."

Liu Shiman raised her head slightly, and her eyes were full of Lin Fang. She opened her sandalwood mouth lightly, opened her teeth, and smiled sweetly, like a peony in full bloom, with beautiful shapes everywhere on her body.

"King, are you here?"

Gu Pengfei: ")o!"

Shi Xiaolu: "[○·`Д'·○]!"

Gu Pengfei was surprised by Liu Shiman's address to Lin Fang, and even more surprised by her attitude towards Lin Fang.

He couldn't help but turn his head and stared at Lin Fang, his eyes were so strange that he almost pulled Lin Fang out for three trials.

Everyone treats you like this, and they say it's not because you're making a lot of trouble?

Perhaps out of female intuition, Shi Xiaolu immediately sensed Liu Shiman's threat.

Although she was still young, just a little girl, not old enough to be called a woman, she still felt a little angry.

Lin Fang didn't even look at Gu Pengfei, and he could guess that he was doubting himself, there was no way, the woman's relationship was too good, and it was also a burden!

He took Shi Xiaolu to sit down in front of Liu Shiman, and said, "This is a younger sister I know. I might take her to a banquet at night, and she has nowhere else to go, so I will take her with me. If it's inconvenient, I can open another private room for her."

"It's okay, why is it inconvenient?"

Liu Shiman poured a cup of tea and handed it to Shi Xiaolu first: "Little sister, try your sister's craftsmanship and see if you like it."

"Thank you auntie, I don't drink tea."

A… Auntie…

dead child!

Liu Shiman almost broke her merits. What women care about the most is age. Even if Shi Xiaolu's age is really an auntie Liu Shiman, it's not wrong to be reluctant.

She chuckled lightly, nodded, and said, "It's fine if you don't drink tea, then I'll give you this cup, King. It's suitable for children to drink more water. There is mineral water here. If you want to drink it, take it yourself."

Lin Fang took the tea cup from Liu Shiman's hand, and was about to drink it, but saw that Liu Shiman poured himself a cup, first held it and smelled it, and then took a sip.

He hesitated for a while, and then learned to smell it. The fragrance of the tea penetrated into his nose, and a unique scent was a bit on the nose, but it also awakened his brain and made his thinking more active.

Taking another sip, the tea is not as bitter as Lin Fang imagined, and the entrance is slightly sweet, and the aroma diffuses in the mouth. This is the moist version of the scent that I just smelled.

Even if there is no research on the tea ceremony, Lin Fang still thinks this tea is delicious.

"Good tea! Sister Shiman's craftsmanship is really good!"

Gu Pengfei watched with a bit of hot eyes: I am a real lawyer, why do I seem to be an outsider?

Lin Fang, this little brother, chatted hotly with the client, and was treated so formally...

I'm jealous!

I want to drink tea too!

"Cough cough!"

Gu Pengfei coughed twice, hinting at Lin Fang.

Brother, introduce me, introduce me!

Lin Fang received the code from Gu Pengfei, smiled and said to Liu Shiman: "Sister Shiman, this is Gu Pengfei, lawyer Gu, I am studying with him now and serving as his assistant. Your case , he is also in charge, and I am a striker."

Brother, get on the road!

Gu Pengfei was very satisfied with Lin Fang's introduction, and felt that his efforts were not in vain.

Liu Shiman glanced at Gu Pengfei, smiled and nodded lightly at him, then made a cup of tea and handed it over, saying, "Lawyer Gu, please use it!"

"Thank you! Thank you! I didn't expect that Ms. Liu is not only beautiful and successful in her career, but also has such a first-hand tea art... It's delicious, really good tea! Thank you so much!"

"Lawyer Gu has won a prize!"

Liu Shiman smiled lightly, thanked him, then turned to Lin Fang and said, "Are you still used to working in a law firm? If I had known that you were an intern in a law firm, I would not have hired someone from the law firm, and I would have It's better to ask you for help directly and hand over the lawyer's fee to you."

Gu Pengfei: "???"

no…

Is it my way of opening it wrong?

Talking about the case, shouldn't you talk to me?

Brother Lin is just an assistant, he has very little experience, right?

I am not transparent!

Lin Fang shook his head and smiled: "Sister Charmaine, stop joking. I haven't even passed the law test, and I don't have the qualifications to practice law, so how can I get lawyer fees? At most, I'll be your agent, appearing in court to help you respond to the lawsuit. I understand the theoretical knowledge, but I have no experience in practical operation. Your divorce is a big deal, and it is the right way to ask a law firm for help.”

Liu Shiman rolled her eyes at Lin Fang, knowing that what he said was reasonable, so she didn't bother with this issue.

She took a deep breath and said, "King, it hurts to open up your own scars, and it takes a lot of determination. So when I filed for divorce for the first time, even though my friends suggested me to find a lawyer, I stubbornly chose. Appeal yourself.

Because at that time I didn't want to tear my scars open for others to see and judge. But I didn't expect that, after turning around, I would finally tear the scar out for people to see.

But I am also very fortunate that I chose to answer the lawsuit myself, so that I can appear in front of you again in this way. Also let the person who sees the scar be you! "

Hearing what Liu Shiman said, Lin Fang felt that his sweat was about to break down.