I’m Not a Scumbag

In the end, Liu Yinuo still struggled to use his thin belly to carry everything.

After all, she didn't know when she would taste ice cream next time.

It's just that when he left the western restaurant, Liu Yinuo lost his arrogance at the table, holding his stomach with both hands, and humming while walking.

Liu Shiman didn't even seem to comfort her, but instead teased, "Darling, didn't you just say: You have to be a little more ruthless with yourself? Are you still ruthless now?"

"It's not so sad, it hurts my stomach, Mom, what would you choose for you? Ouch... I'm bloated to death!"

"Hey, eating like this, you're right!"

Liu Shiman couldn't help but grabbed Liu Yinuo's little ear, this daughter is really out of control!

How old is this? She was still as tall as a radish, but she was so irrational and said that she was not good enough, which made people angry!

"Help, brother, my mother bullied me, if you don't save me, your dear daughter, Xiaopian jacket, will be killed, woo woo..."

Liu Shiman covered Liu Yinuo's mouth half ashamed and half happy, and glanced at Fang Lingxian with a somewhat complicated mood.

It would be perfect if this guy wasn't there...

Lin Fang pretended not to hear anything, and didn't even look at the mother and daughter.

One is greedy for his own body, the other wants to be her father, you mother and daughter will take advantage of it, what good things do you all want?

Pooh!

Two pig trotters!

When saying goodbye, Liu Shiman was very reluctant, but she didn't have much free time, because Liu Yinuo ran away from home because of the trouble, many of her plans were disrupted, and it was no longer enough to spend so much time eating a meal. It's easy, and I'm busy going back to change the plan, so I didn't mention it again.

Liu Yinuo is also very reluctant to Lin Fang, she can't care about the discomfort of her stomach, she repeatedly expresses and hints to Lin Fang, so that he must remember the agreement with her.

Watching the mother and daughter drive away, Fang Lingxian let out a long sigh, looked back at Lin Fang, and said, "I didn't expect your life to be so colorful without me by your side!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Sister, what do you mean by this?

The opposite **** is too good, blame me?

Eight-year-old girls are happy to play with me, what can I do?

"It's getting late today, let's go. If you have time another day, I'll take you to play a more advanced game!"

"Cough...forget it!"

After going through today's video game city, Lin Fang has no hope for the "senior" in the other's Lingxian's mouth. Lin Fang estimates that it may be that she grew up in the martial arts captain since she was a child, and her childhood was a bit lacking, so her "senior" , a little different from ordinary people!

"It's different from today, it's really advanced!"

Fang Lingxian gave Lin Fang an angry and amused look, and said, "Forget it, I won't give you any trouble. Let me tell you the truth, it's a fight club. When the coaches of our provincial and city teams are not working, they always Love going there and having fun!"

Huh?

Is it so advanced?

Lin Fang's eyes lit up when he heard this.

After playing around for a day today, I almost forgot about the business. After hearing what Fang Lingxian said, Lin Fang immediately became interested.

Lin Fang said, "Does the club you mentioned have complete equipment? Can you conduct a comprehensive physical fitness test?"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Why do you care about this? Besides... Didn't you take a physical fitness test when you first entered the university?"

Lin Fang: "Uh..."

Can I say that in my memory, that was all ten years ago?

I'm not impressed at all!

If I can't tell the truth, then I'll lie. Lin Fang said calmly, "Isn't this a senior year, I'm about to graduate? I want to see whether I have learned or lost my body in the past four years."

Fang Lingxian looked at him up and down several times, and said in a meaningful way: "I'm not worried about other places, I'm worried about your waist..."

Lin Fang: "..."

what do you say!

Am I the type of person with a bad waist?

I don't know how good my waist is!

Lin Fang coughed lightly and said, "Just tell me if you can test it or not, and if you can't test it, I'll find another way."

Seeing that Lin Fang was a little unhappy, Fang Lingxian quickly said, "Yes, of course! If you want to test, let me know, and I'll arrange it for you."

"Can you do it tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow? Of course!"

Fang Lingxian was very happy. She originally thought that after meeting Lin Fang today, she didn't know when the next meeting would be. Unexpectedly, Lin Fang took the initiative to find an excuse to ask her out, and she was so eager that she wanted to see you tomorrow!

So much so that when Fang Lingxian said goodbye to Lin Fang in the end, she was smiling and very happy.

Lin Fang was also very happy. He just didn't know how to fully test his physical fitness. He didn't expect to meet a pillow when drowsy, it was perfect!

The fight club that the coaches of the provincial and municipal martial arts teams love to go to must be very professional in the test, and it is really advanced!

After a night of silence, Lin Fang smiled in his dreams.

...

The next day, getting up early in the morning, Lin went downstairs to run for a warm-up.

Unconsciously, after the run, he went around to the door of the authentic Shanle Tofu Nao store. He was about to step in with one foot, then retracted it, shook his head decisively and stepped back.

"Little brother, why don't you go in? Is it because our tofu brain doesn't taste good, or is the service not in place?"

Lin Fang was about to leave, and he didn't want to hear a very clear voice next to him. He turned his head and saw a youthful and pretty face that was full of joy and resentment. Against the background of a school uniform, it was pure and lovely, as if it was the taste of first love. .

There is something floating and overflowing in the air, which makes people feel that their hearts are sweetened.

hiss……

Lin Fang took a deep breath and unconsciously took two steps back. He was nearly three meters away from the girl, which made him feel a little more relaxed.

From a distance, this girl is ordinary, beautiful and pure, even if she has a good foundation, wears ordinary clothes, and doesn't know how to dress up, she is not particularly attractive.

When looking at her up close, Lin Fang realized that this girl is not ordinary beauty, especially her beauty is very friendly, the kind of girl next door that moistens things without sound, and the most beautiful taste of first love on campus.

In particular, there is an inexplicable fragrance on her body, which can be smelled a little closer. There is something floating in the air that is not an illusion at all, it is the smell of her body!

"Little brother? You...why do you retreat so far, am I so scary?"

The girl was a little unhappy. She pouted and looked angry, which made people unconsciously feel pity and wanted to comfort her.

Lin Fang rubbed his nose and said decisively, "You are pretty, but I should go."

"stop!"

The girl quickly took two steps to stop in front of Lin Fang, her big eyes flickered a few times, and said, "You didn't answer my question, why are you going into our store, and you're leaving again? It's ours. Isn't the tofu brain delicious? Is it because our service is not good? Or is it the newly opened counterfeit product on the corner, what's wrong?"

Oh……

Lin Fang suddenly realized that he thought that the little girl who was stinking with sweat was so charming that he could also attract the little girl.

Feeling this little girl is worried about competitors stealing business. Seeing her own move, she takes the opportunity to do a market survey without money.

"neither."

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Your bean curd is too expensive. Our family of four costs sixty or seventy for a meal. It's okay to be extravagant every now and then. I can't afford to eat like this every day."

"Is it too expensive?"

The girl looked Lin Fang up and down, and smiled and extended her hand to give a gift: "Then there is no way! This uncle walks slowly, come back next time when you want to eat!"

Ouch I'm going!

You are meowing, which eye sees me like an uncle?

Does it need to be so real?

Little brother last second, become uncle this second?

Look at my little temper...isn't it just money?

Lin Fang glanced at the girl, walked into the Tofu Brain Snack Shop again, and when the girl's eyes lit up, she turned around abruptly, left her with the back of her head, and strode away.

"Cut! Waste my expression!"

The girl pouted angrily, but she was not angry. She quickly picked up her expression, rubbed her face, dressed as a good girl, walked into the snack bar, and started a busy day with the word "Mom". help life.

"Hmph, it's not that easy to cheat my money!"

Lin Fang carried a pack of fried dough sticks and several boxes of packed polenta, and walked back happily while eating.

Two pieces of fried dough sticks, one piece of polenta and five pieces, the boss smeared a zero, adding up to fifteen pieces.

In all, it takes four meals and five more steamed buns, which is comparable to the price of a meal of tofu nao.

Such a cheap and delicious breakfast, isn't it delicious?

When Lin Fang returned home, he had already finished eating a piece of fried dough sticks, and the temperature of the polenta had dropped to just the entrance, but it was still slightly hot, just the level he liked best.

He put the fried dough sticks and polenta on the table, picked up a bowl by himself, gulped, drank a few mouthfuls, and sighed comfortably.

When he put down the porridge bowl, he saw that Lin Xiaolei had sat down at the table at some point, biting fritters with an unhappy face, waiting for him to explain.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"What do you think? Why are there no tofu brains and cakes today?"

"..."

You little thing, you are addicted to eating this?

Lin Fang glanced at Lin Xiaolei and said, "It's too expensive, I can't afford it!"

Lin Xiaolei said disdainfully: "How expensive can it be? You think I don't know, a bowl of tofu brain is four pieces, and a cake is a piece of cake. How much more expensive than these fried dough sticks? You are just lazy and don't want to buy it!"

Lin Fang glanced at Lin Xiaolei with a smile, and said, "In this way, I'll transfer you two hundred. From tomorrow morning, you will bring back four servings of bean curd and cakes every day, okay? If you have more, you will pay for your errands. ."

"real?"

Lin Xiaolei's eyes lit up, she calculated silently, and her eyes dimmed again.

The errand fee was not as much as she thought, and the errand fee of 60 yuan could be left down, which was less than ten yuan a day.

Forget it, forget it, no matter how small a mosquito’s legs are, it’s still meat, so it’s a work-study program!

"cough!"

Lin Xiaolei coughed lightly and said, "The errand fee is a bit low, but forget it, who made me your sister? Transfer money, starting tomorrow, I'll buy tofu brains!"

"Row!"

Lin Fang snickered, transferred 200 yuan to Lin Xiaolei, and sent her the location of the authentic Shanle tofu brain, saying, "I'm the tofu brain that sells in this store. You can't deny the money for the tofu brain plus card cake seven days a week!"

"Will I deny it?"

Lin Xiaolei looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and said loudly: "I, Lin Xiaolei, promise a thousand dollars, spit on a nail, I can talk, I can't talk... ouch..."

Lin Ma held a paper tube rolled up from a magazine that she didn't know what to do, and knocked on Lin Xiaolei, her anger still lingering, she scolded: "What are you shouting? Is this when someone is sleeping? My dad and I slept last night, and you two don't know how to feel sorry for us? "

"How old are you, and you still learn to stay up late..."

"What did you say?"

"Uh……"

Lin Xiaolei was shocked, quickly changed her words, and said with a shy face: "I mean, Mom, you and Dad stayed up all night and worked hard. This is the breakfast I honor you, polenta and fried dough sticks, eat it while it's hot!"

"Count you acquainted!"

Lin Ma nodded with satisfaction, just glanced at the fried dough sticks and polenta, and said with a bit of disgust: "Isn't it still tofu brain yesterday? It's oily, smooth and tender, how delicious, with the crispy cardboard. The cake, I just don't have it! Why, today I will change the porridge with fried dough sticks? Did I not give you money or what?"

Lin Fang and Lin Xiaolei nodded vigorously.

Mom, you really didn't give money!

"Cough..."

Lin Ma coughed dryly, glanced at the two unfilial children, and said earnestly: "Fang Er, Xiaolei, you are all grown up, you are all big children, don't always think about your parents' pension. I When you were your age, you were already earning wages..."

Lin Fang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Mom, I've already started earning wages. Well, I made an appointment with a friend, and I won't come back to eat at noon or at night, bye!"

Lin Fangwen, you are dishonest, and you made me scolded by my mother alone!

Lin Xiaolei glared at Lin Fang angrily, but there was nothing she could do about him.

She also naively thought that this was the sinister society.

When she buys a tofu brain tomorrow morning, she will know what it means: the human heart is sinister!

...

The Fight Club mentioned by Fang Lingxian is not far from the Provincial Sports Center.

In a trance, Lin Fang felt that the style of this club was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

He didn't think much about it, thinking it was his own delusion.

After all, judging from Lin Fang's decades of superficial life experience, there is really not much to experience.

Before school age, I was ignorant for five or six years, studied for more than ten years, then went to work, and lived in the house for ten years at three o’clock.

That is, an accidental crossing, to a world with a completely different world line, and his life becomes full.

Looking back on it, Lin Fang was also extremely fortunate, fortunate to have such a chance to come back again.

After Lin put in the door, he didn't rush to call Fang Lingxian. He was going to take a tour first, but he never thought that he was recognized in the equipment area when he just started walking.

"Huh? Are you... Lin Fang?"

The girl standing in front of Lin Fang was very tall, she seemed to be at least 1.7 meters tall, and her legs were very long. If she stood there casually, it would make people feel that she had legs below her neck.

Lin Fang looked at her a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

Pretty, in good shape, athletic, with particularly long legs... I got it!

The keywords jumped in Lin Fang's mind one by one, and finally formed a name: "Guan Xiumei?"

"Huh? You still remember me, it's not easy!"

Guan Xiumei glanced at Lin Fang with a smile, her eyes were quite meaningful, she looked left and right, and said, "Why didn't you go with Mi Li'er?"

"Cough cough!"

Lin Fang glanced behind him with a guilty conscience, but he was not afraid of Mi Li'er's sudden appearance, but what he was worried about was Fang Lingxian's sudden appearance.

There are too many ex-girlfriends, and the most fearful thing is to encounter this situation.

You meet an acquaintance somewhere, and then the TA doesn't understand the situation, greets you warmly, and suddenly mentions an ex-girlfriend in front of you and a female friend.

This scene is really as embarrassing as it is embarrassing.

Fortunately, Fang Lingxian is not here!

When Fang Lingxian was not here, Lin Fang felt a lot calmer in his heart. He smiled and explained, "I didn't make an appointment with Mi Li'er. I'm here for business."

"Oh……"

Guan Xiumei nodded suddenly, and suddenly said narrowly: "That is to say ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ you have an appointment with another girl? Don't worry, I will help you keep it a secret, and I will definitely not tell Mi Lier. !"

Lin Fang: "???"

No...Although I did date other girls, what does that mean on your face that I'm green with rice grains?

Make it clear to me!

Me and Mi Lier are innocent!

Her sister is my ex-girlfriend!

Forget it...I can't explain it...

Exhausted!

Lin Fang was willing to defend a few words, but after sorting out his thoughts, he realized that it was better not to say anything.

Simply, he let Guan Xiumei make up his own mind.

Seeing that Lin Fang chose to default, Guan Xiumei couldn't help pouting her lips secretly, and gave him a big "scumbag" label in her heart, and then she smiled and waved her hand, saying: "Okay, you have to be busy, and I will also find the boss. Report your work, bye bye! Scum... Lin Fang!"

Accidentally, Guan Xiumei almost spit out the word "scumbag", but fortunately she noticed it in time and changed her words.

"goodbye."

Although Lin Fang didn't realize Guan Xiumei's slip of the tongue, he also knew that she wouldn't have a good impression of him, so he was too lazy to be disgusted, he waved his hand, took two quick steps, and slipped first.

As everyone knows, Guan Xiumei didn't leave at all. She just walked a few steps to the side and then fell back. While secretly reporting to Mi Lier on WeChat, she secretly followed Lin Fang to see who he was dating.

Lin Fang originally wanted to visit the entire club to see the situation of the club, and then contact Fang Lingxian.

It's just that Guan Xiumei made such a fuss, and I lost the mood to hang out.

Simply, Lin Fang called Fang Lingxian directly to ask when she would arrive.

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