I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang had long been accustomed to the "social etiquette" that no one answered the phone when he called, and after a while, the other party replied with a WeChat message.

Unexpectedly, Fang Lingxian answered the phone in seconds as soon as he dialed out.

Fang Lingxian said in a slightly anxious tone: "Lin Fang, are you coming soon? I'm sorry, I'm a little late, I just arrived at the door of the club, or... I'll wait for you at the door? Or tell me about you Where is it, so I can pick you up..."

Lin Fang touched his nose and was a little embarrassed. He said, "Then what... I've already arrived. It's in the equipment area. Wait for me, and I'll meet you at the door immediately."

"no, I'm fine!"

Fang Lingxian hurriedly stopped her and said, "You are too lazy to bother, I'd better come to you for convenience! Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

This…

Lin Fang can be regarded as seeing Fang Lingxian's bright side. He does everything as he says he does, never sloppy, and doesn't give him a chance to think about it.

On the other side, Guan Xiumei, who was quietly following Lin Fang, saw that Lin Fang was no longer moving, so she quickly chose a corner to hide herself, and then used the fastest hand speed to make a voice call to Mi Lier first, and then send a WeChat message.

"Rice, rice, come out, something big!"

After sending this message, Guan Xiumei also gave Mi Li'er a series of strong suggestive pictures.

Spinach.JPG, Celery.JPG, Lettuce.JPG, Coriander.JPG, Bitter Gourd.JPG…

Mi Li'er was stunned when she was woken up by the voice call ringtone and the dense WeChat reminder sound, and she was still immersed in a beautiful dream that she had been ashamed for all night. In the dream, the Prince Charming, who was protecting the body of the Holy Light, was also a song of thousands of birds. , it's raining tea mortar, it's peony chaos, and it's full moon style... All kinds of knowledge simply dazzled her, and it can be called a general review of her theory for many years.

Such a beautiful night intoxicated by the spring breeze, was woken up by a phone call?

She vaguely remembered that she had set Do Not Disturb on calls, Mi Li'er touched her phone with a dull face, glanced at the top message notification, and found that it was all done by Guan Xiumei, who she set as a star friend.

She didn't turn off WeChat voice calls and WeChat alerts. Guan Xiumei, who was familiar with her living habits, just took advantage of this loophole and came with an intensive bombardment, which abruptly woke her up.

Thinking that the dream that fascinated her is so broken, and Yu Yun is still abandoning herself at a very fast speed, Mi Li'er's emotions have changed from regret, sadness, and reluctance to burning anger in a very short period of time. Clicking on WeChat, he roared, "Fox Ziziziguan, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation, or I will kill you!"

Hearing Mi Li'er's voice, Guan Xiumei grinned and pulled out her ears, and whispered, "I knew you were a pig who was still sleeping, your boyfriend was about to give you green, and you still have time to sleep, yours. The heart is really not ordinary! Where can you find such a caring Chinese best friend like me? You actually want to kill me! A pig without a conscience!"

After Guan Xiumei complained, she reposted the series of pictures of green vegetables, melons and fruits, and then said earnestly: "Rice, it's about your life, you still want to sleep? Why don't you call your husband? Friend, where is he now?"

Mi Li'er almost laughed angrily and shouted, "Where am I from... eh?"

Suddenly, the face of Prince Charming flashed through Mi Li'er's mind, and she suddenly remembered that Guan Xiumei might have misunderstood something.

Mi Li'er tentatively sent a voice and said, "Could it be that you are talking about... Lin Fang?"

Guan Xiumei sneered and said, "Heh... Who else can I say? You have other boyfriends I've seen before? Damn it! I'll just say you are a serious woman who dances so arrogantly every day, how could you only have A boyfriend? Sure enough, he's just one of your boyfriends! Since that's the case, then I'm too lazy to meddle in my own business, let's have fun with each other, hehe, scumbag!"

I also want to be scumbag, but I am really a single dog!

At this moment, Mi Li'er burst into tears. She knew that if she didn't explain clearly today, her image in Guan Xiumei's mind would be ruined.

So she hurriedly said, "Guan Guan, listen to my explanation, I'm not the kind of woman you think..."

Guan Xiumei sneered again, and said, "Explain? What can you explain to me? I'm not your one..."

"???"

Mi Li'er felt a sudden weight in her lower abdomen, a feeling of suffocation, and her fart was about to burst out of anger.

I'm not your boyfriend, you're such a **** to me!

Mi Li'er took a deep breath, tried to keep herself calm, then thought about it from the perspective of a woman, changed the subject decisively, and said, "Where are you now, quickly send me a location, I'm going to kill Lin Let this scumbag go!"

As a qualified melon eater, a senior fan, and a paparazzi who is always on the scene, Guan Xiumei's eyes lit up and she shared her location immediately.

"This is just like you! Hurry up, rice, clean up yourself beautifully, come and clean up this pair of dogs and men! I will take pictures and videos of them at any time, and provide you with online support, don't worry, I have everything! "

Ha ha…

Look how excited you are, the green one is not like me, but like you!

The corners of Mi Li'er's mouth twitched, and she didn't know what expression to use to express her inner trance.

"I know, I'll clean up right away!"

After replying a message to Guan Xiumei, Mi Li'er fell on the bed, she felt lazy, and wanted to get into the bed and lie down again.

It's a great weekend, what a waste not to sleep! ! !

Rice grains lie down, screaming to get up.

No matter how good a dream is, no matter how comfortable it is to lie down, can there be all kinds of knowledge incense holding Prince Charming?

Mi Li'er thought that if she lay down again, Lin Fang would teach other women all kinds of knowledge. How could she still lie down? She rushed into the bathroom as fast as she could, and washed her hair, showered, and brushed her teeth in one go.

As a delicate pig girl who washes her hair once a week, Mi Lier felt that her willingness to wash her hair was the greatest respect for Lin Fang.

What's more, she also carefully selected a set of white short-sleeved patterned T-shirts, matched with a black ultra-short hip-packed skirt, coupled with flesh-colored stockings and black ten-meter high-heeled shoes, which made her look even more sincere.

In order to increase her lethality, Mi Li'er curled her hair and put on a well-prepared makeup for herself. She casually stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror. She was a **** and pure goddess, pure and lustful, Simply perfect!

Wearing high heels is not suitable for driving, taking a taxi delays time, and it is easy to be teased by the driver. Mi Lier thought about it, and simply went out with a pair of sneakers. In this way, you can drive without delaying your sexiness.

I'm such a clever little devil!

Just when Mi Li'er was about to go on the road, her mobile phone WeChat ding ding dong dong bang, and Guan Xiumei sent a series of live pictures.

"Fuck, Mi, you've met your opponent! This woman has fox eyes. I'm a woman, and I feel like I've been electrocuted. You'd better hurry up!"

"Rice, rice, have you seen other people's butts? I'll go, how did this get done, it's so big, so up, tsk tsk, I want to go up and play, hehehe..."

"Rice, in terms of body shape, we both lose. She doesn't have a particularly big breast, but her waist-to-hip ratio is absolutely incredible! How does such a thin waist support such a stubby buttocks, so you won't be afraid of breaking it? The point is, she looks good!"

Behind each photo, Guan Xiumei's real-time voice commentary of Fang Lingxian followed, and the rice grains were so unremarkable that she really wanted to sew her mouth shut.

I haven't even reached the battlefield yet, you keep brushing DEBUFF for me, are you sure you are really my teammate? I think you are a funny guy invited by a monkey!

"Understood, I'll be there soon."

Mi Li'er replied to Guan Xiumei with a blank face. After getting in the car, she often tossed her mobile phone to the side, never wanting to look at it again.

No one is so discouraged by girlfriends, you all wait for me, I have the best figure, and I am the most beautiful in the world!

…

Fight Club, equipment area.

Lin Fang didn't wait long before Fang Lingxian found his position.

Seeing Fang Lingxian appearing in front of him, Lin Fang was a little stunned.

She wore a pair of black fitness pants with a brown vest, revealing her slender waist and naughty belly button.

This kind of sportswear is very suitable, and there is nothing wrong with it.

But others are prone to troubles, such as the current Lin Fang, who is a little reluctant to face Fang Lingxian.

Whether looking at her front, side or back, it feels like the capillaries in her nose are in danger of bursting.

This woman's figure is too hot!

When Lin Fang met Fang Lingxian for the first time, he knew that her figure was very good, and the hot pants and small suspenders were very sexy.

However, in a city like Jincheng, where one out of three girls wears hot pants, her outfit shows her figure, but it is not special.

Today's Fang Lingxian, her dress also shows her figure, but it is so special.

Even in a fitness place like a fight club, there are often girls wearing fitness pants and vests to exercise, but none of them can be compared with Fang Lingxian.

Her figure is so hot!

It's no wonder that Guan Xiumei, who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but keep pressing her phone, and took pictures and sent them to Mi Lier.

"Lin Fang, can't you wait? Oops, I'm sorry, the shoelaces are loose, I'll tie the shoelaces, you can help me get my phone..."

"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry, not at all..."

What the hell!

Lin Fang took Fang Lingxian's phone and quickly covered his nose with his hand. Although it didn't flow, he had to take precautions.

This pose, this angle...

Lin Fang blankly watched Fang Lingxian crouch down, and blankly watched her carefully tie her shoelaces and carefully tie a bow, and then a dragon swayed its tail and stood up gracefully.

Fang Lingxian squatted and squatted, tying shoelaces, and wearing a pair of fitness pants to do these actions was too much, and finally ended with a dragon swing.

This S-shaped stand-up posture shows her figure to the extreme, who can stand it...

"…"

Lin Fang felt that he was about to explode.

On the other hand, Guan Xiumei, who was hiding in the dark to take pictures, was also a series of lies. She switched from the shooting mode to the video mode early, and completely recorded the whole process of Fang Lingxian tying her shoelaces.

Just chasing this saucy, Guan Xiumei feels that if she uploads this small video on Weishi, it will explode properly, and it will be no problem to get 100,000 fans casually!

She hurriedly sent the short video to Mi Li'er, and did not forget to comment: "Mi, your opponent is too strong, and I might not be able to stand it. I just have a little longer legs, which is not enough. Sao, you better ask yourself for more happiness!"

After Fang Lingxian got up, she saw Lin Fang kept rubbing her nose and her eyes were a little dull. She took the phone suspiciously and asked, "Lin Fang, what's wrong with you, is your nose uncomfortable?"

"Cough cough... It's okay!"

Lin Fang coughed dryly and said, "Maybe it's because I'm allergic to something and want to runny nose. What...take me for a comprehensive physical test, I can't wait!"

Can't wait!

After staying with Fang Lingxian again, Lin Fang felt that it might be difficult for him to control himself.

His body is too young now. It is young and strong, strong, impulsive, and hormonal. It is difficult to maintain inner peace when he sees such a little stimulation.

What's more, staying together for a long time with Fang Lingxian, a fairy with a bunch of peach eyes?

The key is that Lin Fang is worried, if the spirit fairy will have another dragon swinging its tail... This is really unbearable!

"All right…"

Seeing that Lin Fang was so urgent, Fang Lingxian didn't think much about it, and led him directly to a muscular man in a vest and shorts, and explained the situation.

"Coach Jiang, this is the situation, can our club do it?"

Unlike young people like Lin Fang, who are easily impulsive and easily seduced by beauty, Jiang Hanzhong, as a senior coach, not only often has to meet various female students in cool clothes, but also sometimes has physical contact with them and instructs their postures.

In order to make more money, not to have emotional or physical entanglements with female students, which will affect the efficiency of making money, Jiang Hanzhong has long accepted the experience and lessons from his predecessors. Before coming to the club, he adjusted himself to the time of the sage through many efforts. .

So now that he looks at Fang Lingxian, he might as well look at Lin Fang kindly.

After listening to Fang Lingxian's remarks, Jiang Hanzhong thought for a moment and then said, "I don't know what other comprehensive physical fitness tests are available in other places. Our club's comprehensive physical fitness test is mainly divided into four parts. It tests endurance, strength, explosiveness and flexibility respectively. The four dimensions of sexuality.

The endurance test has two sub-items: one is 2.5 kilometers in 12 minutes, and the other is 40 quick squats in 40 seconds.

The strength test has three sub-items: one is to bench press 60 kg at least once, the other is to squat 60 kg for five times, and the third is to deadlift 80 kg at least once.

The explosive power test has two sub-items: one is five high-five push-ups, and the other is 100 meters and 15 seconds.

The flexibility test has only one sub-item: sitting forward with your fingers touching your toes.

The four-dimensional test standards I mentioned above are all the minimum passing standards, that is, E and so on. There are also A, B, C, D, etc., for example, I am a comprehensive B, etc., strength A, endurance C, explosive B, flexibility C, comprehensive B, etc.

I'm actually a relatively weak B, and Coach Fang is a strong B. Her strength is B, her endurance is B, her burst is A, and her flexibility is also A! "

Hey?

no…

What you said in the front was so serious, and suddenly such a sentence came out later, I am easily distracted!

What kind of flexibility is A and not A, it's really annoying!

Lin Fang forcibly restrained and did not look at Fang Lingxian.

With such a good figure and such good flexibility, how much knowledge can be unlocked...cough!

Lin Fang took a deep breath and tried his best to adjust his attention, and said, "Coach Jiang, if you put it like that, a B class is almost the standard of a national-level athlete, and an A-class is the standard of an international athlete, so is there an S class? "

Jiang Hanzhong shook his head and said with a smile: "Little brother, it's not like that. If you reach A in any single item, you can already be considered an international-level athlete. An international-level athlete is not as inhuman as you think! Other places I don't know, the best coach in our club is Xia Maokun Xia. He is a family-study, a successor of Xingyiquan, two A's, respectively, power and explosion. , according to the standards of our club, is there anyone who can reach S, etc.!"

Lin Fang touched his nose and thought to himself, with his current body, he can probably get three...two...one A, right?

He is very confident in his endurance, and estimates that he should be able to reach the A-level. The others have not been tested. UU reading www.uukanshu. com is at a loss.

Fang Lingxian looked at Lin Fang and said, "Lin Fang, how is it? Should I rest for a while and wander around, or warm up now?"

Lin Fang took a deep breath and said, "Warm up! I can't wait!"

Fang Lingxian nodded at Jiang Hanzhong and said, "Coach Jiang, please make arrangements."

"okay!"

Under normal circumstances, the physical fitness test of Fight Club is not external, and the four-dimensional test method is not the first of the club, but the data model of the level evaluation is unique to the club.

Jiang Hanzhong could see that Fang Lingxian attached great importance to Lin Fang, so he was also very curious about what kind of results Lin Fang could measure.

It's just that he didn't have any hope for Lin Fang. This kind of good-looking man is usually a man with gold and jade. There are too many temptations around him, and his inner flesh (rang) has long been hollowed out.

That is, a money-making machine with no emotion like myself, I work hard to enter the time of the sage several times a day, in order not to be tempted by women, and to maintain the integrity of my body and energy!

Fight Club has a special venue and personnel for testing. Jiang Hanzhong notified him and was told not long after that, the venue and personnel were ready and the test could be started at any time.

So, Jiang Hanzhong said to Lin Fang, "Little brother, are you ready? If so, we can start the test!"

Lin Fang had just finished his warm-up, and it wasn't anything special, just the warm-up exercises taught by physical education teachers in primary and secondary schools.

He nodded vigorously and said solemnly, "I'm ready!"

A group of three entered the test site together.

Only Guan Xiumei, who was following behind, was stopped outside. She was so anxious that she repeatedly sent Mi Li'er WeChat to urge her to hurry up and hurry up.

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