I’m Not a Scumbag

Today's wind is a bit noisy, and I don't know who's mood has been stirred.

Lin Fang looked at the girl, and the girl looked at Lin Fang.

Four eyes met, looking at each other.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward.

Lin Fang and the girl both felt that they couldn't continue like this. If they weren't misunderstood... If they weren't misunderstood, then they might become ambiguous in the next second.

"You... what do you want?"

"Come to Genhuazi?"

"???Huazi? You want me to draw Huazi? Bring it to me!"

The girl was first shocked, then puzzled, and finally curious.

"I do not."

Lin Fang took a step back calmly, and opened all the pockets that could hold things. Except for a mobile phone, there was nothing else.

The girl's curiosity turned into anger and fun. Instead, she took a step forward and said angrily, "Then are you teasing me?"

Lin Fang: "⊙▽⊙?"

Have it?

How can it be?

What made you have such a misunderstanding?

Can I change it?

Do you think I'm the kind of man who succumbs to your beauty in order to save a little breakfast money?

Well, I am...

Your tofu brain is really delicious, but it's a bit expensive!

"Why don't you talk? Are you shy?"

I will be shy?

Well, I was seen through by you, so shy!

o(*////▽////*)q…

hmmmm…

Lin Fang thought for a while and felt that he might be beaten like this, so he said, "I didn't tease you, and I wasn't shy. I'm here waiting for someone, your appearance is a misunderstanding..."

"misunderstanding?"

The girl glanced at Lin Fang with a half-smiling smile, stretched out her sage-white little hand, poked it on Lin Fang's chest, and nodded, saying, "If I remember correctly, this is our third time. Have you met for the first time? Once or twice, it can be a misunderstanding, but this is the third time, and you still told me it was a misunderstanding?"

Lin Fang: "…"

You are right!

How to do?

I'm almost convinced by you, I don't think it's a misunderstanding!

etc…

Lin Fang suddenly felt like he had found a loophole. He stared at the girl and said, "If I remember correctly, if you hadn't suddenly greeted me from behind me, we would never have seen this third side!"

Huh?

You actually found out...

The girl glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, put one hand behind her, stood on tiptoe and tried to touch the top of his head with the other hand, saying, "You are so smart!"

Lin Fang: *^▽^*)... Thanks for the praise... Huh?"

He was about to accept the girl's compliment with a smile, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. The girl's way of complimenting didn't feel like it was a human being, but rather... a kind of pet?

The more Lin Fang looked, the more he felt that the girl was complimenting her dog's ability!

I am so honored!

Lin Fang took a step back angrily, patted the girl's hand away, and said, "I'm not smart!"

The girl opened her mouth slightly, looking surprised, but with a smile in her eyes, she said in a pampering tone with heavy performance marks: "Okay, okay, you are not smart, you are not smart!"

What the hell!

Got tricked!

Don't look at him with a face in his twenties now, but his real age is already in his early thirties, but now he is overwhelmed by the IQ of a teenage girl who is obviously still in high school, and has been repeatedly caught.

Lin Fang rubbed his eyebrows, feeling a little ashamed.

In addition to being ashamed, Lin Fang even had a little self-doubt: No, I can't! I am usually a very smart person, why is it always in the middle? It is said that people in love will have lower IQ...

Is it possible that I am in love?

right!

It must be so, it must be because of that so-and-so...

In a hurry, Lin Fang's mind flashed one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... A shadow, he finally found the reason: it's all to blame for those ex-girlfriends!

Sure enough, love makes people blind, and love makes people idiots.

After finding out the reason, Lin Fang felt that he had calmed down a lot, and his IQ had returned to the normal level... Probably, he decided to stay away from the girl, ignored her, and continued to observe the Tofu Brain breakfast shop secretly.

Fortunately, it wasn't too late, and she saw Lin Xiaolei wearing a pair of pajamas and slippers, and her unkempt hair was not combed, so she walked over from a distance without any image.

Seeing this, Lin Fang's eyes lit up, the phone was aimed at Lin Xiaolei, and it was a mad shot.

The girl standing beside Lin Fang took a peek at Lin Fang's cell phone, and then looked at Lin Xiaolei, who was secretly photographed, and looked up at Lin Fang in surprise.

Seeing that Lin Fang's attention was all on Lin Xiaolei, she didn't notice her little movements at all. The girl who was a little resentful reached out and stabbed Lin Fang, and asked, "Hello!"

Lin Fang may think that taking pictures is not enough, so he switched to video mode.

The girl's little movements were like scratches to him, more like interference. He shook his arms, like a little bug, trying to shake the girl away: "Why? Don't make trouble!"

I make trouble?

The girl was a little angry, she puffed out her cheeks, continued to stab Lin Fang, and said as she stabbed: "I have something to ask you, you have to answer me!"

Lin Fang said impatiently, "I'm not free, I'm busy!"

The girl was even more angry, she said faintly: "If you don't answer me, I'll... I'll cry to show you... I'm crying, wow..."

I TM…

Are you poisonous?

Lin Fang turned around abruptly and covered the girl's mouth.

At such a critical moment, Lin Xiaolei couldn't let Lin Xiaolei find out that she had cheated on her!

Otherwise, this girl will cry in front of her father and mother, and she will be self-defeating if she doesn't do it well.

How can this work?

Lin Fang took a deep breath, calmed down, looked down at the girl, shivered, and almost didn't get scared.

It was the first time he saw a girl who was covering her mouth and still laughed so happily, her eyes turned into crescents.

What's so funny?

Are you poisonous!

Lin Fang pretended to be calm and forced a smile: "Then what... I can answer your question, and I can let go, but you can't cry, you can't make trouble, and you can't hurt me! If you can, just nod your head, no... no I won't let go!"

"Uh-huh!"

The girl smiled and nodded, very cooperative.

After Lin Xun let go of the girl, he quickly took two steps back and pulled away from her.

But he had made a plan, and if something went wrong, he decided to quit.

In short, Lin Xiaolei must not find him watching a joke next to him.

"Are you afraid of me?"

"Just kidding, how could I possibly be afraid of you?"

"You're not afraid of me, why are you so far away from me?"

"I'm not married, you're not married, we stand together alone, I'm afraid others will gossip."

"Puchi..."

The girl couldn't help laughing and said, "I didn't expect that you look like an old feudalist! Well, if someone really wants to gossip, I'll tell them that you are my boyfriend. How about it, have fun !"

Of course I'm happy... you big bastard!

Mystery does not help, krypton does not change his life.

I don't believe in pie falling from the sky!

Picking up a girlfriend out of nowhere is definitely not a good thing!

Lin Fang shook his head decisively and said, "No, I don't even know your surname, contact information, and contact information. How could I be your boyfriend? And... I! No! Happy! Heart! Are you satisfied?"

"Huh? This routine is not bad!"

The girl looked at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Those who want to know my name, or who want to call me, there are no one thousand but eight hundred. Your routine is the freshest I have ever seen. Just rush this, I think, You have the potential to be my boyfriend. Although stupid is a little stupid, and the aesthetic taste is also a little worse, but it is still reliable. "

Lin Fang: "Wang Wang Wang?"

Although it feels like you are complimenting me, why do I feel offended?

Lin Fang put on a wooden face and said, "I'm sorry, I don't want to know your name, and I don't want your phone number. Besides...you blocked my phone, I want to take a picture!"

Huh?

look at me, look at me!

n(*≧▽≦*)n!

Am I not good? Am I not cute? Am I not pure? am I not pretty?

You don't look at me, you don't shoot me, what the hell... you can't be blind, right?

The girl swayed twice in front of Lin Fang, only to find that Lin Fang had been moving the camera all the time and was determined not to take her in, and she suddenly became angry.

This girl wants looks and looks, and IQ and IQ. I don't trade IQ for long legs, and I don't trade looks for Naiko. You would rather shoot a sloppy ugly ghost than me?

Is it because she is older than me?

I am not convinced!

The girl pulled the corner of La Linfang's clothes, and said quietly, "If you ignore my words like this, I will cry again..."

Lin Fang: "…"

o(￣ヘ￣o#)!

What are you doing, woman?

Lin Fang took a deep breath, looked down at the girl, resisted his anger and said, "What on earth are you trying to do?"

??(????????ω????????)??!

The girl covered her little face and said embarrassedly: "I don't listen! I don't listen! You adults, how nasty, how can you be so direct? At the very least, you have to chase people first and ask my name, Ask me about my phone number, ask me what I like, treat me to dinner, treat me to coffee, treat me to a movie, and that's the last thing you ask!"

Lin Fang: "WHATTHEHELL!"

This girl is so tough!

Lin Fang felt that when he went out today, he didn't read the almanac, and encountered such an annoying little goblin.

Listen, listen, what is she talking about?

How can it be so easy to blurt out the routine of a man chasing a girl, he is so experienced at a young age, I'm afraid it's not...

Lin Fang carefully looked at the girl up and down, and there was a trace of disdain in his eyes.

Girl, it seems that you read countless people!

How smart a girl is, any slight change in the expression on Lin Fang's face could not escape her eyes, she raised her eyebrows and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. You don't look like you have any. The appearance of your girlfriend, you don't know how to take a chance. You are out! Now, I just want to ask you one thing, how is that girl prettier than me?"

"???"

Lin Fang looked at the girl suspiciously and said, "When did I say that my sister is prettier than you?"

"You mean, your sister is not as good-looking as me?"

The girl was overjoyed at first, and then she was shocked: "You said, the girl you have been secretly photographing is your sister?"

Lin Fang looked at the girl like an idiot, and said, "Why not? She's not my sister, why should I photograph her ugly? Are you mentally retarded?"

finished...

It's a shame…

I'm vainly claiming to be smart, when I'm really smart and confused for a while...

At this moment, the girl can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in. She never expected that Lin Fang and Lin Xiaolei are actually brothers and sisters.

No wonder, no wonder this stupid man, secretly hiding behind a tree, is like an idiot, sneaking.

When the sloppy girl appeared, he showed a wretched smile and kept taking pictures of the girl from various angles.

Solved the case, this must be a brother and sister!

Cousins ​​can't do such a pitiful thing!

The girl took a deep breath, with a fake smile on her face, she slowly stepped back and said, "Then what... I suddenly remembered that there is still porridge cooking in my pot. I have to go back and see if it's dry."

"etc!"

Lin Fang took the girl by the collar, pulled her to him, pointed to the Tofu Nao breakfast shop opposite, and said, "You should go there, right? Are you running in the wrong direction?"

The girl nodded hurriedly: "Yes! Yes! Look at me, I'm in a hurry, I'm going in the wrong direction, I really don't have a brain..."

As soon as Lin Fang let go of the girl's collar, she wanted to run to the Tofu Brain Breakfast again. Lin Fang stretched out his hand in a funny way, blocking her way, and said, "If you hadn't made trouble out of it, I would have photographed it long ago. I got the picture I wanted. Now that my sister is gone, I ask you, what are you going to do now?"

The girl pretended to be stupid and said, "Ah? My sister has already left? Then... why don't you go back too? Haven't you eaten breakfast yet? My sister has already brought her breakfast back. It's delicious!"

Lin Fang was a little moved by what the girl said. Not only was the tofu brain cold and not tasty, but the beef patties were also less flavorful when they were cold, weren't they?

etc…

Lin Fang reached out and stopped the girl who was trying to leave again, and said, "Did I let you go? It doesn't matter if you eat breakfast or not... Gudu... The important thing is that you caused me not to take the picture I wanted, what are you going to do? Compensate me?"

Seeing that the girl couldn't help it, she knew that she might have to pay a little price today. She thought about it and tentatively said: "Well, I'll give you two choices, you can choose one as compensation. As for this, I'll tell you name and WeChat…”

Lin Fang said decisively, "I choose two!"

girl: "..."

She glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said yin and yang angrily, "These two are me being your girlfriend!"

Lin Fang said decisively: "Then I choose three!"

girl: "..."

She got even more angry, she laughed angrily, and said, "What if I say there are no three?"

Lin Fang turned his head and walked away, waving his hand and saying, "I don't want to make up for it."

The girl saw that Lin Fang actually walked away without looking back. She thought of something and said loudly, "Third, I'll get you a VIP card. In the future, if you buy breakfast at my house, you will get 20% off!"

Lin Fang turned back immediately, ran back to the girl with a look of surprise, and said, "Is there such a good thing? Then I choose three!"

The girl glared at Lin Fang and said, "Didn't you say, don't compensate?"

Lin Fang laughed and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, if I don't want this kind of good thing, my aunt won't forgive me!"

The girl looked at Lin Fang's handsome face, and the more she looked, the more angry she became, but she was so angry that she suddenly laughed.

It was the first time she had met such a man, a man who was not interested in her, but was interested in the "VIP card" that their family's breakfast restaurant did not have.

This made her very curious, what kind of strange brain circuit this man has, so that he can be so small.

If she can get it, his breakfast restaurant is his, and he only cares about a mere 20% off VIP card!

The girl stared at Lin Fang for a while, then turned around.

"Hey? Why are you going? Don't you go to your breakfast shop?"

"No, the card is not in the store."

"Where is that?"

"Print shop!"

Twenty minutes later, Lin Fang and the girl came out of the print shop together. He turned over and over to look at a business card in his hand that had only authentic Shanle Tofu Nao and WeChat, but no phone number, and looked suspicious.

"Hey, won't you lie to me? With such a simple business card, I can get 20% off when I go to your breakfast restaurant?"

The girl held back her laughter, and solemnly corrected Lin Fang: "This is not a business card, this is a VIP card, of course you can get a 20% discount!"

If you catch me, you can get a discount, dear!

Of course, it may also be broken by my mother!

Secretly made a face at Lin Fang, the girl clicked on the business card in Lin Fang's hand and said, "But our VIP card has a rule that it must be activated by adding our WeChat account. After you activate it, Next time you come to our breakfast shop, you can enjoy a 20% discount, otherwise, there is no discount, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

Lin Fang couldn't help but pouted and said, "It's really troublesome!"

Although he felt troublesome, Lin Fang still took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and searched for the WeChat ID on the business card.

The girl next to her changed her face slightly, she sneaked out her phone, tapped it a few times, and then stuffed the phone back into her pocket as if nothing had happened.

Lin Fang added WeChat and found that he needed to be verified. After waiting for a while, he couldn't pass it. He couldn't help asking the girl, "Why has it been so long, and no one has passed me?"

The girl deliberately gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said, "My mother is still busy in the store, who will pass you through? I have to go back and tell my mother before I can pass you? Are you stupid? "

"Don't lie to me!"

"Why am I lying to you? Even if I can lie to you, can our store lie to you? Humph! Goodbye!"

The girl pretended to be angry, gave Lin Fang a stern look, and ran away.

If she doesn't run, she will be unable to hold on.

It's so funny, this man is so silly and cute...

Haha...ahahahahaha...

Lin Fang: "No, I'll just ask, what are you running for?"

Looking at the girl who was running farther and farther, her shoulders were still shaking, Lin Fang felt a little embarrassed.

He felt that he should not doubt a beautiful girl casually, as she said, even if she can lie to herself, their store can't lie to herself?

Besides, this WeChat doesn't look like a fake. The WeChat name is "Authentic Shanle Tofu Nao", and the avatar is also their shop sign. They are all correct, and there should be no problem.

Lin Fang put away his doubts and hurried home. There is still a wonderful scene at home, which is about to be staged!

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