I’m Not a Scumbag

When Lin Fang arrived home, he happened to bump into Lin Xiaolei who had changed clothes and was about to go out.

At first glance, she was dressed quite decently, as long as she was a little careful, she could see some clues.

Today is Sunday, and she, who is usually the most impatient to wear school uniforms, is wearing a "decent" school uniform.

Their school uniforms are famously ugly. Fortunately, because they are sportswear, they are easy to wear, which is easy to accept for boys who don't care about sloppy images.

But it's not friendly enough for girls, especially when they are in sync, who knows who is ugly.

Lin Xiaolei is good looking, so she doesn't need to worry about it, but there is Xue Hailu in her class who is more good looking, and there is a good girlfriend Su Ruan Ruan who looks better than her. embarrassed.

Especially when they are in the same frame inadvertently, Lin Xiaolei always feels that she is not the most beautiful one. The fundamental reason is because of the school uniform!

Because of this, Lin Xiaolei rejects school uniforms more than normal-looking girls.

As long as she didn't go to school, or she didn't have any clothes to change, Lin Xiaolei wouldn't wear a school uniform if she was beaten to death.

Today, Sunday, Lin Xiaolei will put on her school uniform, obviously neither because she is going to school, nor because she has no clothes to change. There is only one truth, that is: she ran away in a hurry, so she copied the most convenient and trouble-free set of clothes and put it on on the body.

Which set of clothes is more convenient than a school uniform that is left at the end of the bed and disposed of at random?

The key point is that this clothes don't need to be ironed, and they don't wrinkle when they are stacked at will. No matter how you wear them, you won't be more embarrassed.

Lin Fang leaned on the door frame with a smile, and blocked the entrance and exit doors tightly.

Want to run?

How can it be so easy!

Is it easy for me to dig a hole?

It’s okay to fail to capture the most exciting part of the scene, the second scene can’t be missed again!

"Xiao Lei, in the morning, you haven't eaten yet. Where are you going?"

"I've eaten it!"

Lin Xiaolei pushed Lin Fang impatiently, but she didn't push. She angrily said, "Lin Fangwen, get out of the way, a good dog won't stand in the way!"

Lin Fang was as immobile as a mountain, and his smile did not change.

Oops, why am I so happy to see my sister jumping so violently?

There's no point in having a sister if it's not for fun!

I'm such a bad person, wow ha ha ha ha...

Calm down! Calm down!

cough cough...

Lin Fang restrained his smile a little and said again, "You are wearing a school uniform, are you going to school?"

Hey?

Lin Xiaolei looked down at her outfit, a little annoyed, she grabbed a set of clothes and put them on, and hurried to go out, but she didn't notice that she was wearing a school uniform.

Unexpectedly, Lin Fang, who usually sleeps like a dead pig, was not at home. Instead, he bumped into him when he went out.

Lin Xiaolei murmured to herself twice, and said forcefully, "Yeah, go to school, I'm about to eat it! Hurry up and get out of the way!"

Lin Fang suppressed a smile and said with a serious face: "But, you didn't bring a schoolbag, hurry up and put your schoolbag on your back!"

I'm carrying you a big bastard!

Lin Xiaolei was about to explode, but she was worried that her loud voice would wake up her parents, so she could only give Lin Fang a vicious look, snorted through her nostrils, and turned to get her schoolbag.

She just carried her schoolbag and was about to come out of the bedroom when she suddenly heard Lin Fang's disgusting voice from the door: "Xiaolei, remember to take all the books that should be taken, lest you forget to take them and ask me to deliver them to you. Go to school and waste your gas!"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Ah ah ah ah ah……

Lin Xiaolei picked up an unknown book on the desk, and slammed it on the table several times. ! It's a shame that I still think he's getting better, and I think I can still... ah ah ah...

Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell!

Lin Fang listened to the sound of ping ping ping pong coming from Lin Xiaolei's bedroom, and couldn't help but twitch his mouth, revealing a gratifying smile like an old father: My sister should understand my painstaking efforts, and she couldn't help but want to sit down because of her gratitude!

After a few minutes passed, Lin Xiaolei, who had reorganized her emotions, came out. She was carrying a slightly heavy schoolbag, her eyes were cold, her face was frosty, and her whole body exuded an icy aura. Appearance, walked towards Lin Fang.

"Step aside!"

After approaching, Lin Xiaolei gritted her teeth and spat out two characters. She lowered her head and did not look at Lin Fang, trying to squeeze out a path.

"The summer vacation is not over yet, it's Sunday again, my good sister, come and tell me, what are you doing at school? If there is no plausible reason, I'm afraid I can't explain it to my father and mother!"

boom!

Lin Fang's words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting Lin Xiaolei's head fiercely.

She was dizzy and deaf.

I... I actually forgot that school hasn't started yet... It's Sunday again, and even the excuse of cram school doesn't work...

For a while, Lin Xiaolei sat on the wax.

Lin Fang kindly rubbed Lin Xiaolei's little head, restrained his smile, and said with a "gentle" face: "My good sister, you must have not slept well, and you must have lost your head. Anyway, you have already eaten. , go back to the room and sleep for a while, and take a nap!"

Lin Xiaolei was pushed back to the room by Lin Fang in a daze, and then watched helplessly as he closed the bedroom door.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha……

The prank was successful, Lin Fang put his hands on his hips and couldn't help laughing silently.

He was worried about waking up his father and mother, but he didn't dare to laugh too wildly.

But he didn't expect that the chicken feather duster that his mother pulled out from nowhere, came over coldly and was hitting his ass.

"Lin Fangwen, I saw you teasing your sister early in the morning. Did your skin itch again?"

Hey?

Lin Fang was caught off guard, turned his head and saw that the door to the master bedroom had been quietly opened for some time. Dad was leaning on the door frame with a smile and watching the play, while his mother was holding a feather duster and staring coldly.

Feelings, I don't know when the old couple was woken up long ago, but they quietly stayed by the master bedroom door without making a sound.

It was only now that the attack began, and Lin Fang, who was chasing, was a jerk.

"Dad, mom, it's not like this!"

"Heh...why didn't you say such things when you bullied your sister?"

Uh……

Forget it, since you are my parents, I don't know you in general.

Ten minutes later, Lin Fang rubbed his buttocks, washed his hands and went to the table.

As a result, after checking it for a while, Lin Fang realized that something was wrong.

The bean curd brain and beef cakes cut corners. There are only three bowls of bean curd brains, and they are all the same kind of scallops. There are very few of each kind, and there are only three beef cakes. There is also less beef in each cake. the poor.

After a little calculation, Lin Fang found a clue. The scorpion in the tofu brain and the beef in the cake are only one-third of the normal weight.

In other words, Lin Xiaolei played a trick, only bought a bowl of meat beancurd for ten yuan, and bought two bowls of vegetarian beancurd for five yuan, also bought only one beef cake, and bought two more. Vegetarian pie with fillings.

With such a patchwork, her actual cost will be about thirty dollars.

If Lin Fang didn't break it down, Lin Xiaolei would only put up ten yuan on the show for a week if Lin Xiaolei performed this drama of stealing the dragon and turning the phoenix into a phoenix and cutting corners.

Lin Fang smacked his lips, feeling that his sister was still a little smart, but he couldn't help shaking his head gently, this girl is still not smart enough, patronizing to save money, what about his own breakfast?

He has already checked the trash can, there is no convenient bowl for tofu brains, and there is no paper bag for card cakes, which shows that Lin Xiaolei didn't buy her own share at all. In order to save money, she was cruel enough to herself.

Lin Fang shook his head and got up with tofu brains and cakes. His younger sister was still growing, so she could not eat breakfast.

"Lin Fangwen, what do you want?"

"I'm going to give these to my sister to eat."

"Will you be so kind?"

Lin Ma glanced at Lin Fang with a sneer, and said, "You are a piece of meat that fell from my stomach, what the **** did you do, you think I don't know? Give me an honest meal! You are not allowed to bully you when I am here. younger sister!"

"No, Mom, I really plan to give it to my sister. She hasn't eaten yet..."

"You don't need to worry about it! I heard it clearly, your sister had breakfast, she finished eating early and changed her clothes to sneak out to play. Do you think I don't know? I suspect that your sister has a boyfriend outside. You are right to stop her, how can Fat Shui..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Dad Lin coughed violently, and finally made Mom Lin come back to her senses in time. She grunted and killed a large piece of tofu brain, and swallowed the unfinished sentence by the way.

It made Lin feel restless, and it was very uncomfortable.

Mom, Dad, am I your biological child?

Is it interesting that you keep tucking away like this?

Isn't it because my sister was a child bride who was picked up? (ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, is this still a secret?

Although Lin Fang was disdainful, he was still a little muttered.

Before the secret is revealed, everything is possible. In case you guess wrong, the sister is actually biological, but is it not biological?

Hehe... how is that possible?

Lin Fang was amused by his own brain hole. Do you know if he is biological?

This is not the first life, this has all passed through!

If I really picked it up, I was afraid my parents would have told me in my last life!

Lin Fang shook his head and stopped thinking about it, and began to swallow the tofu brain in a big mouth.

When he was just eating, he turned his head and glanced at Lin Xiaolei's bedroom, and sighed to himself: "Mother, it's not that I didn't let you have breakfast, it's my mother who didn't let you, I really can't help you...

But don't worry, I'll send you your photo in a moment.

Such life-like photos are really rare, I am really a pet girl fanatic! Wow ha ha ha ha……

After Lin Fang finished breakfast, he originally planned to go back to his room to send photos to his sister, but after thinking about it, if Lin Xiaolei's mentality exploded, she might be affected by Chiyu at home.

To be on the safe side, Lin Fang simply took a shower, changed his clothes, drove to a secluded place, and then clicked on Lin Xiaolei's WeChat and sent a message: "Dear sister, I went for a morning run in the morning. At the time, I accidentally took some photos, please help me identify, does this person look familiar? I always feel as if I have seen her somewhere..."

Ugly Photo.JPG, Ugly Photo 1.JPG, Ugly Photo 2.JPG...

Lin Fang sent her more than a dozen selected angles and all kinds of photos of Lin Xiaolei's blind spots in one breath, and then added one more: "You help me recognize it first, ten minutes later, I plan to send a friend. Ask around..."

A little Arale has turned on friend verification, you are not his friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and you can chat only after the other party has passed the verification.

Oh, my sister deleted me...

wah ha ha ha ha ha...  

so happy!

Lin Fang couldn't help laughing wildly for ten minutes, almost laughing out tears, and then he sent a friend verification message: "I asked you to help me identify someone, why did you delete me? Don't help me, I'll post a circle of friends. ask..."

Ding!

Friend verification is passed in seconds.

Lin Xiaolei's reply came instantly: "Brother, I know this person, that's my friend, don't post it on the Moments! Let my friend know, she'll be angry!"

Yo!

I have a friend...is that friend actually my series?

wah ha ha ha ha ha...  

Oops, how can teasing sister be so fun?

Today's weather is really good, today's wind is a little noisy, hahahaha...

Lin Fang thought about his words and replied, "Is that so? Then you can ask her to buy negatives from me, at a discounted price, 100 yuan a piece. Let me take a look, there are a total of... 12 pieces, wipe them off. Zero, ask her to transfer a thousand dollars to me."

Lin Fangwen, why don't you die?

I'm going to strangle you ah ah ah ah ah...

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Hearing a dull crackling sound from her daughter's bedroom, Lin's mother turned her head and said to Lin's father, "Lao Lin, did you hear anything? How do I think there is a sound in our daughter's room?"

"Dangling in pairs, you, you freeze my heart, sour my eyes..."

Dad Lin was addicted to Miss Wei Shi's dancing and couldn't extricate himself. His mind was full of this BGM looping, and he didn't hear Ma Lin's greeting at all.

beep! Death warning!

hiss……

Dad Lin suddenly felt that the air was a little stagnant, as if he was being targeted by some terrifying predator, his back was inexplicably chilled, and a drop of cold sweat slowly dripped from his forehead.

Out of biological instinct, Dad Lin quietly tapped the lower left corner of the phone screen, keeping calm and waiting for the phone to refresh. All the browsing records of the young lady and sister disappeared with this operation.

"Old Lin..."

Lin Ma's voice was eerie and terrifying, with a great murderous aura.

Dad Lin turned his head back with a calm expression. He had spent his whole life acting in this moment. He said in surprise, "Wife, I'm watching the news, what's the matter?"

"Watching the news? Sigh..."

Lin Ma sneered and said, "Then tell me, what kind of news is accompanied by the music 'Dangyouyou in the bed'?"

"Pfft..."

Dad Lin didn't prevent Mama Lin from saying such a sentence, and he couldn't help laughing after a second of failure.

Bang! Snapped! Boom!

"I'll make you laugh! I'll make you laugh! You're an old man, looking at such a bastard, you still have a smile on your face..."

Ma Lin's iron fist hit Papa Lin. He was clearly in pain, but he couldn't help laughing, laughing and begging for mercy: "Pain! Pain! Pain! Stop hitting, don't hit, haha... Listen! I explained, you heard it wrong, others sang 'Cheng Shuang Dang Yo Yo'... I'll show you the full version!"

Dad Lin quickly picked up the phone and searched for the tune. He looked at it first and confirmed that it was a man dancing. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, handed the phone to Mom Lin, and said, "Come, listen, pay attention. Listen, pay attention to the subtitles..."

Lin Ma glanced at the phone suspiciously, her face instantly embarrassed...

This……

How could it be a pair of swinging yoyos? I clearly heard the bed swaying yoyo...

Mother Lin quietly threw the phone to Dad Lin and said, "Who wants to see this! Didn't you hear what I just said? You still want to play with the phone, there is a voice in our daughter's room, and we don't know about this child. What grievances have you suffered...Hey! The child can't help but worry, it's really worrying!"

Dad Lin said disapprovingly: "What is there to worry about? Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, haven't you heard that adolescence is a period of rebelliousness? Is Xiaolei all right? This child is a little sister who loves her dearly. With him around, Xiaolei will not have any problems."

Lin Ma thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's true. This **** is quite unreliable in other aspects, but he's quite good to his sister..."

Fortunately, Lin Xiaolei in the next room didn't hear it, otherwise, she would have to cry out of grievance.

Your son who is very good to your sister is bullying your daughter~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Do you care or not?

After Lin Xiaolei violently vented at the plush toy on the bed, she felt her anger slanted out a little, so she replied to Lin Fang's message: "My friend agreed, she transferred the money to me, I will transfer it to you , you delete the photo. Brother, you have to be honest, or I will be very embarrassed with my friends in the future!"

Transfer 1000 yuan!

Hey, Lin Xiaolei, a little money fan, is really turning around?

Lin Fang glanced at the transfer reminder on the phone, touched his chin, decisively clicked Charge, thought about it, clicked on the phone, ticked all the ugly photos of Lin Xiaolei, took a screenshot, then clicked Delete, and then took a screenshot.

He passed on the two pictures and said, "Of course I'll keep my word. Look, the pictures have been deleted."

Yes, the photos have been deleted and the video is still there.

If my brother is unhappy one day, I'll tease you again, my good sister, meh!

Wow ha ha ha ha……

It's a lot of fun to have a sister who looks cute and has a good figure.

As long as you grasp this degree, teasing your sister is more fun than teasing cats and dogs.

In the past, Lin Fang was afraid of Lin Xiaolei's force. In order to avoid being locked by the old girl, he often had to follow his heart.

Since discovering the secret of his body, Lin Fang can be regarded as the capital of revenge.

After teasing his sister, Lin Fang suddenly realized that he had no plans for Sunday.

He clicked on WeChat, glanced at it casually, found that someone had sent him a picture, clicked it, and quit decisively.

In the early morning of this Nima, it started on such a large scale... Is it so exciting?

Or... go and pay for it!

Lin Fang made up his mind and immediately sent a message to Fu Hao.

https://

Genius for a second to remember the address of this site: . Mobile version reading website: