I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"Myojin, why are you here?"

Yu Shuang greeted Jiang Siming and nodded to the Great God and them very politely.

"Thank you Myoshin, you just helped me out on stage. I wanted to go backstage to find you, but because I had to change clothes, you were gone when I came out." Yu Shuang said.

Jiang Siming smiled and said, "I should thank you. You made the first move for me. Can I stand by when you suffer."

Yu Shuang's face turned red, and she quickly changed the subject and said, "Are you taking a taxi?"

"Yes, but now there are so many people, we are still waiting." Jiang Siming nodded.

The dignified richest man in Asia, but he has to take a taxi to travel, seems to be a bit down...

It's okay to think about it again. Doesn't Wang's richest man still take the subway to and from get off work every day?

"It takes a long time to take a taxi here, or I ask Rita and let her see you off."

"No need..." Yu Shuang ran away violently before Jiang Siming finished speaking.

Yu Shuang lay on the car window and communicated with Rita, and quickly obtained Rita's consent.

"Myojin, get in the car. Rita said she was so happy that you could get in the car." Yu Shuang invited.

Jiang Siming glanced at Rita's car and hesitated: "This car can't hold so many people, right?"

The BMW Mini has a small body. Although there are two seats in the back, it can't seat six people at all. This must be overloaded.

"Well, Rita said to pick up two first, stop at the next intersection, and then pick up other people. If there are more cars, you can take a taxi." Yu Shuang said.

"Then it will be troublesome." Jiang Siming turned into the car without hypocrisy.

"Which one of you will be alone." Jiang Siming said the three great masters.

He didn't speak, the three of them were like wood, as if they didn't know how to communicate with the girls.

"Captain, go on." Duo Yuhe always recommended.

Great God wanted to go, but his tonnage, this car was small, and Jiang Siming's height already took up a lot of space, so he couldn't be crushed when he squeezed in.

"Always come up, he is too fat." Jiang Siming said bluntly.

The great **** rolled his eyes at Jiang Siming. When two beauties said this to him, they also wanted to beat his pride and really wanted to beat him...

Always get in the car, Yu Shuang also got on the co-pilot, and the four of them set off first.

Rita drove the car to an intersection and stopped, the three of them got out of the car, and she went back to pick up the other two.

Jiang Siming and Yu Shuang will stay where they are forever, waiting for Rita to come back.

"Thank you so much, otherwise we can only have night barbecue today."

Jiang Siming said to Yu Shuang.

Yu Shuang smiled, and she looked pretty good.

"Myojin, you don't need to be so polite, you should thank Rita if you want to thank her. It's her car.

"By the way, why is Rita here?" Jiang Siming asked curiously.

"Oh, the nearby venue is hosting the LOL Spring Game. I have an appointment with her to go shopping together after today's game." Yu Shuang replied.

Jiang Siming nodded, but didn't say anything, but simply chatted with her about game topics.

Not long after, Rita returned again, bringing the Great God and Duoyu back.

"Thank you so much for today, Rita." Jiang Siming thanked Rita.

Rita smiled brightly and said, "I don't need you to thank me. If you want to thank me, take a photo with me?"

"Of course there is no problem." Jiang Siming readily agreed.

Rita also got off the car generously and took a photo with Jiang Siming on the side of the road. Yu Shuang also joined in. The two girls took Jiang Siming’s arm and let the gods and the gods be photographers. .

Great God is okay, after all, a married person.

Forever and Duoyu are always envious of them, when they can get this treatment, they will be content in this life...

Just as the photo was over, a car suddenly drove from the side of the road and stopped near them.

The car door opened, and a woman wearing a mask and hat, carrying a bucket, walked quickly towards them.

Yu Shuang and the others didn't even notice, they were still happy and quiet in the joy of the group photo.

Jiang Siming had already noticed the other side's unkindness.

When the woman came to the front, everyone reacted, and they all looked over in confusion.

Unexpectedly, the woman lifted the lid of the bucket she had brought, and a stench floated out of the bucket.

Everyone looked at it. The yellow inside the bucket was so smelly that it was obviously feces!

Before everyone was vigilant, the woman picked up the bucket and wanted to fall in Jiang Siming's direction!

what!

Yu Shuang and Rita beside Jiang Siming screamed with fright, their faces turned pale, and they subconsciously got into Jiang Siming's arms.

Just kidding, who wants to be poured with dung.

For girls who love beauty, killing them is even more uncomfortable.

This person is obviously retaliating, and knows that this method will not violate the criminal law, and it will make the target of the retaliation extremely sick and uncomfortable.

The psychology of this kind of person is quite vicious and black.

Compared to Rita and their faint expressions, Jiang Siming had a sneer on his face instead.

Seeing that this person had already raised the bucket, he was about to pour it over.

Jiang Siming's pupils shrank and his eyes narrowed. Suddenly, the man's hands were out of control, and all the feces buckets he was about to throw out fell on his head.

From head to toe, I poured it transparently, and the feces did not splash out at all. It can be said that the whole bucket of Yoneda Ko, all entered this person's "pocket".

When the feces poured, the stench was overwhelming, and Jiang Siming quickly retreated to a safe place with his arms around the two girls.

Great God and Everlasting, they also reacted and avoided it like the plague.

As for the woman who was doused with feces, she froze for two seconds before letting out a violent scream.

"Brother! Come help me!" the woman screamed.

Soon, a man got off the seahorse car, picked up a steel pipe from the car, and rushed towards Jiang Siming and the others.

"Damn you! Bullying my sister!"

As the man said, he had already arrived, and a steel pipe greeted Jiang Siming.

Rita and Yu Shuang were too scared to speak again.

Jiang Siming raised his hand and held the steel pipe as if holding chopsticks, and then squeezed it lightly, and the steel pipe was bent like a hemp strip.

"It seems that you, a brother, are very responsible. Bring your sister to pour manure. It seems that you want to taste the smell of manure."

After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he slapped him over.

Snapped!

A few molars flew out, and the man was flew away by the slap, and the direction of flying was exactly where his sister was.

"No!" His sister was still immersed in the feces baptism, watching her brother fly over and shouting desperately no.

But his brother still pretended to be in the past. The two of them bumped into each other and fell to the ground. The feces splashed on the two of them, and many of them went into their mouths.

As soon as the two touched, the sound of sticky feces twisting and twisting sounded, and the sound sounded like leather shoes stepping in the mud, so sour.

The people around looked nauseous.