I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

As soon as they entered a room, Jiang Siming and Reba smelled a poop.

Jiang Siming looked bitter and bitter, but Reba walked in anxiously to check which child was stinking.

Finally found that it was the youngest girl, Vala, Reba quickly picked her up and changed the baby's diaper.

Jiang Siming was left in the class with other children. Seeing these children gradually waking up, Jiang Siming was first two older.

He swears that he really doesn't like children, especially bear children!

"Wow! I want my mother!" A little kid cried suddenly when he woke up.

This cry didn't matter, he directly led the children next to him to cry together.

This is how a child is. Someone laughs and then he laughs. When someone cries, it is easy to be led to cry.

This is all right, the detector lights up directly. Although Jiang Siming has a big head, he has to coax them.

"Little handsome boys and little beauties, don't cry, uncle begs you, uncle knelt down for you." Jiang Siming has no experience.

The previous experience of bringing Jiang Wanwan has long been forgotten, and even for such a small child, they will not understand what you say to them.

Unlike her niece, although she is young, she is very sensible, and she has a blood relationship with her, so she gets along well.

But where did these little kids know Jiang Siming? Seeing such a big and tall man came in and didn't know him at all, they were scared when they saw him.

The crying became louder and louder, and Jiang Siming's head became louder.

"Okay, okay, dear masters, I will perform a show for you, don't cry, okay?" Jiang Siming said something badly.

Finally a few children stopped crying, and they might be curious about what program Jiang Siming would perform.

Jiang Siming quickly glanced at what was in the class. He was overjoyed when he saw a small electronic piano. He quickly took it and played it non-stop.

Although it is only an electronic piano for children, it is actually a real piano. It has no problems except that the sound is smaller than a normal keyboard.

I wanted to sing a love song, but when I thought about how these children could understand it, Jiang Siming thought of a nursery rhyme.

Soon I played a very nice tune.

"Well, Uncle Jiang is going to sing."

After Jiang Siming finished speaking, his voice was extremely gentle, for fear of frightening these children.

"The black sky hangs down

Bright stars follow

Insects fly insects fly

Who are you missing

The stars in the sky cry

Withered roses on the ground

...."

Jiang Siming's singing immediately attracted the children. The kid who was crying looking for his mother also sniffed a few times and looked at Jiang Siming curiously.

The children have never heard such a nice song. Although they don't understand the lyrics, they still think this song is really nice.

"Cold wind blows cold wind blows

As long as I'm with you

Insects fly to sleep

One pair after another is beautiful

Not afraid of darkness but heartbreak

Whether tired or not

Regardless of the southeast, northwest

...."

After Jiang Siming sang a song, no one in the class was crying. The children looked at Jiang Siming as if they saw the teacher.

The uncle photographer admires Jiang Siming's five-body cast, and he can sing such a nice song by just coaxing a child.

It is estimated that when this program is broadcast, this nursery rhyme sung from Jiang Siming's mouth will become popular again.

It sounds really good, and both adults and children have no resistance to this song.

Reba, who came back from finishing the diapers for the little girl pulling pants, found that the class was quiet and was very surprised.

"I seemed to hear them crying just now, why are they quiet all at once? How did you do it?" Reba asked with surprise on his face.

Jiang Siming immediately got up and hummed: "Just kidding, who is the brother, can't a group of children get it right?"

"good job."

Just after Reba finished speaking, a child started crying again because Jiang Siming stopped singing.

Jiang Siming hurriedly sang it again.

This was the only way to coax the group of ‘Hunshi Devil’.

In the end Jiang Siming sang again and again, and these children gradually learned that they could hum along with Jiang Siming.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Jiang Siming sang the song together with the children.

Unexpectedly, this version also achieved the most classic version of this song.

The two-hour experience of bringing a baby finally ended. Jiang Siming and Reba walked out of the house, both of them were relieved.

Fortunately, Jiang Siming has the skills, otherwise the two hours will probably have to be spent in the cries of the children.

However, when the director counted on the detector, Jiang Siming and Reba were still the worst. There was no way. Some people still cried, and they would not coax.

They were added a full ten years old, suddenly became 38, not much younger than the others.

The youngest at present are Huang Lei and Wang Dan. They are only 37 years old, one year younger than Jiang Siming.

In Leifeng Pagoda, the two of them were very close to Jiang Siming, and this time they were bringing children.

Huang Lei is rich in experience, because he has two daughters, he can coax these children into a piece of cake, and make these children obedient, clever and sensible in a few clicks.

This time he and Wang Danjia are the youngest.

The other tallest ones are Sun Meili and Xiaozhu, they are 45 years old (covering their faces).

"Well, when you are in your forties, you are already old couples and old wives, but you may still get divorced due to a middle-aged relationship crisis. The following test is very simple, a crisis of tacit understanding."

The director said that the task of this link was very simple, it was a guessing game.

One person makes gestures, one person guesses idioms.

Jiang Siming and Reba ended the idiom guessing session that was not difficult for the two of them in a crushing posture and in an extremely tacit way.

Everyone else looks stupid.

Because of these two people, no matter what gesture Jiang Siming makes, Reba can always guess it at the first time. The two seem to have grown a heart, and they are really home.

Others are not so easy, each only guessed a few idioms correctly, and the final result came out, Young OnePlus, all rushed to the sixth...

This also ushered in the last paragraph of this program.

"You are all retired old people now, facing an injury crisis and an orphan crisis. Next, go to the dressing room with our staff. Let's have an elderly makeup."

After the director shouted, everyone went to the dressing room together. When they thought of putting on old-age makeup, everyone was looking forward to seeing what they looked like when they were old.

Huang Lei and the others have already turned into it. They had already acted as old people during the Long Life Road show.

So they look forward to what other people look like with old age makeup.

It took a long time to put on makeup, and it took more than three hours for all the talents to get it done.

When everyone got up from the chair, they almost couldn't recognize each other.

Jiang Siming subconsciously glanced at Reba's direction, and the two of them looked at each other and suddenly laughed.

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