I’m Really a Superstar

this day.

Early in the morning.

After a few days of digestion, the entertainment industry has calmed down. No news can be exciting for a lifetime. Even if it is a group fight between celebrities, the matter will eventually pass, and there will always be new people or disturbances that continue to emerge, attracting the media and the public. Move your eyes to the next event, which is the entertainment industry.

The news quieted down.

The Internet is quiet.

But Zhang Ye's family is no longer calm. To be precise, Zhang Ye's mother has been in an extremely excited state for the past two days and cannot calm down at all.

Mom was walking back and forth in the room, and suddenly she said something that she had been saying so eloquently recently, "Lao Zhang, are there any beauty salons nearby?"

Dad asked, "What?"

Mom said: "Beauty, skin care, etc. When our son gets married, don't let others see me looking like an old woman. I don't look good either. I have to prepare now."

Dad said with relief: "It's fine now."

Zhang Ye also got up and said helplessly: "Mom, you've been struggling for two days."

"I'm so excited!" Mom was still excited, "You said you kid, you are really stupid and blessed. A leader as big as Xiao Wu can take a fancy to you. By the way, what time will she get off work today? In the evening Do you want to come to your house for dinner? You invite me again to solidify the relationship. Don’t let her fly away with this duck, you know? Xiao Wu is so beautiful and has a gentle personality. He will also do it for you. Fan, you are still a big leader, you have to hurry up!"

Dad rolled his eyes, "You've invited me over for eight meals in the past few days. Can you let Xiao Wu rest for two days? One meal at noon and one meal at night, but he doesn't do anything else? That's too much for you. If you are too enthusiastic, if you continue to scare Xiao Wu, then you will have to mess up all the good things."

His mother glared at him, "I'm happy when I see Xiao Wu. Do you care?"

Ever since Zhang Ye brought Lao Wu home, my mother has become incredibly beautiful. It can be seen that she is extremely satisfied with Wu Zeqing, her future daughter-in-law.

"No, I have to make a phone call!"

"Mom, who are you calling?"

"Give it to the neighbor."

"oops,

Didn't I tell you to keep it secret? "

"Then I'll give it to your grandma."

"Don't tell me, you'll know everything once you tell me."

"You know it if you know it."

"Lao Wu has a special status, and I am from the entertainment industry. I will announce it after I get married."

My mother was wandering around the room, looking at the phone for a while, then sitting down and stamping her feet, "Oh, hey, you are suffocating me to death, you are suffocating me to death!"

Dad and Zhang Ye looked at each other and smiled helplessly. Mom has nothing wrong with her except that she has a big mouth and likes to brag. If she is not allowed to talk about such a big thing, she will have to hold it in and feel uncomfortable.

the phone is ringing.

It's from Communication University.

Su Yanhong: "Xiao Zhang, are you out?"

Zhang Ye said: "Go out immediately."

Su Yanhong: "Don't forget today's class, I'm waiting for you."

"Don't worry, Teacher Su, I'll never forget it." Zhang Ye hung up the line and said to his parents, "Mom, just keep it in. Dad, I'm going to class."

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morning.

Media school.

There is still one hour to go, and the lecture theater is already overcrowded, and many people can be seen running towards this place in the distance!

"I wipe it, is it full?"

"What time is it?"

"Nonsense, this is Zhang Ye's class!"

"I thought I came early. Why is there no room?"

"Find a place, I have to listen even if you stand!"

"Yes, senior's class cannot be missed!"

"Yangzi, come here, I'll give you some space!"

"Ah, Qiqi, you are so loyal, I love you to death!"

"Invite me to dinner later! Ma Nu, sister came over at six o'clock to occupy a seat!"

"I'll go! You're cruel!"

Strictly speaking, the school year has not officially started yet. The freshmen are still in the military training period, which will not end until this afternoon, and the class will officially start tomorrow at the earliest. However, the school specially arranged for this section to be lectured by Zhang Ye before the school started. The course also has its own profound meaning. Look at this battle, not to mention freshmen, even sophomores and juniors from the broadcasting department are squeezing in, and there are also many students from other departments coming to join in the fun.

This is the advantage that makes Zhang Ye different from other teachers.

He is very popular.

He has strong appeal.

Everyone likes him.

Outside, Zhang Ye had already arrived, humming a little tune.

Su Yanhong saw him from afar and said with a smile, "Are you in a good mood?"

Zhang Ye said happily: "Haha, hello, Teacher Su."

Lao Wu was officially introduced to his parents, and they both approved of it. The wedding was coming soon, how could he not be happy? He was laughing in his heart.

The head of the Broadcasting Department smiled and said: "Professor Zhang, you have a heavy task today."

Zhang Ye nodded, "I understand."

The head of the department said: "I don't need to tell you how important this first class is for freshmen. The school has put a lot of thought into entrusting this class to you. We also believe that you will definitely be qualified for this class. To put it bluntly, the class is an enlightenment class, and there is no need to talk about the professional knowledge in the textbook. The teachers of each subject in the formal course will teach it. Your task is to enlighten the freshmen, bring everyone in, and let them have a sense of our broadcasting department. If you are interested, it is best to be interesting, and you don’t need to make long remarks. Today’s students are different from before, and they don’t follow that routine anymore.”

Zhang Ye said: "Okay."

The dean of the department patted him: "Then I'll leave it to you."

Su Yanhong urged: "Haha, tell it carefully, we will also listen down below."

Zhang Ye said: "Oh, then I'm under a lot of pressure."

An associate professor in one department said with a smile: "There is motivation only when there is pressure."

After chatting for a few words and getting to know many teachers and professors in the Broadcasting Department, Zhang Ye looked at his watch before striding into the lecture theater.

The head of the department smiled and said: "Come on, let's listen too."

Su Yanhong and others also went in and sat down.

Countless pairs of eyes are fixed on the podium!

"Senior!"

"Teacher Zhang!"

"professor Zhang!"

"Wow, he's so handsome!"

“I was too far away to see clearly at the New Year Party, but now it’s close!”

"Who said Teacher Zhang is average-looking? I just think he is handsome!"

"Yes, mainly because of the aura!"

Thunderous applause!

Many freshmen were screaming!

Zhang Ye stood calmly on the podium, stroked the microphone to straighten it, and smiled, "Hello everyone, I am your teacher for the first class. My name is Zhang Ye."

Applause again!

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "First of all, I want to congratulate you for being able to stand out from so many candidates across the country and being admitted to the department ranked first in broadcasting and hosting in the country. Secondly, I want to thank you for choosing this place and choosing Communication University." . About seven or eight years ago, I was sitting here like you, watching eagerly as the teacher on the podium taught me my first lesson. I never thought that seven or eight years later, I would be honored to stand here and do this. Work." He spread his hands and said, "Actually, I didn't prepare lecture materials today, I have nothing on hand. In this first class, I just want to chat and talk with you, so you don't need to call me Teacher Zhang or Professor Zhang. You can call me 'Senior' or 'Lao Zhang'."

The freshmen below all laughed.

"Okay, Lao Zhang!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye looked at the audience, "I would like to ask first, why did you choose broadcasting and hosting as a profession?"

In an instant, countless people raised their hands.

Zhang Ye asked a girl, "Tell me about it."

The girl stood up excitedly, "Senior, I took the broadcasting and hosting exam because of you. I want to be as good a host as you in the future!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Your answer is a bit false. I guess you would say the same thing if you were another person standing here."

Everyone laughs!

The girl was happy too!

Zhang Ye ordered another one.

The freshman boy stood up and said, "I'm taking the exam for broadcasting and hosting. I just like the profession of hosting. I think it's very handsome."

I asked a few more questions, and the answers were all the same: I just like them.

Zhang Ye asked again: "What do you think is the most important thing if you want to learn broadcasting and hosting well?"

"strain?"

"I think it's just talk!"

"Better looking?"

“The most important thing is to be witty!”

This answer is quite different.

Zhang Ye looked at them and said, "There are quite a lot of answers, and they cover everything. But my opinion may be different from yours. I think the most important thing about broadcasting and hosting is exactly what everyone ignores, that is language, not The language of foreigners, but our own language, Chinese!”

The students below were all stunned!

Chinese?

Mandarin? Who doesn't know this?

Su Yanhong also looked towards the stage.

Zhang Ye pointed down with a smile, "I saw doubtful looks on many people's faces. Everyone can speak, and they all speak Mandarin, otherwise they would not be able to pass the art exam interview. I guess what you are thinking Learn English well, and you will have to pass CET-4 in the next few years before you can graduate. This is what everyone is paying attention to, right?"

Many people nodded.

Zhang Ye said: "Actually, I have never been in favor of teaching English as a key subject, and I am even less in favor of using English Band 4 as the threshold for graduation. As a broadcasting and hosting major, this is losing watermelon and picking up sesame seeds. It’s completely misleading!”

There was an uproar below!

Misleading?

Only Zhang Ye dared to say this!

Su Yanhong smiled bitterly, "Director."

The dean of the department smiled and said: "I knew he wouldn't teach according to common sense, so let's listen first."

Zhang Ye added, "Of course, it's not because I'm poor in English that I said that."

Everyone was amused again!

Zhang Ye said calmly: "Chinese culture is broad and profound, and all knowledge is in language. You will learn a series of courses in the future, such as pronunciation, speech speed training, impromptu speeches, and literature and culture classes. These are actually based on language. However, this most important and basic language has been ignored. Instead, English has been put on the agenda. In foreign countries, only foreign hosts can do it. Similarly, in China, only Chinese hosts can do it. We can do it well, why? Just because of language! In the broadcasting and hosting industry, language is a watershed and the biggest limit! No matter how well we learn English, we cannot speak it better than foreigners abroad. , by the same token, no matter how well a foreigner learns Chinese, he can’t compare to us in the hosting industry in China! Language is the biggest competitiveness of broadcast hosts, but what about us? We don’t pay attention to Chinese, but pay more attention to English or other A small language? Instead, we use CET-4 or CET-6 to measure whether we can graduate. What is this?"

Many freshmen were lost in thought.

Zhang Ye said: "Have you ever seen foreign broadcasting and hosting majors that require Chinese proficiency? Have you ever seen foreign college students not allowed to graduate if they can't learn Chinese? No?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Of course not!

Why are people taking the Chinese test?

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "If they want to take the Chinese test, I will have to fight for a place as a question maker even if I risk everything. I will also embarrass them and give them a Chinese test level 4 or 6. I guarantee that those foreigners will count their Chinese written test scores No matter how good you are, none of you will be able to complete your career, do you believe it or not?"

The freshmen laughed!

"Do not believe!"

"What's your question?"

"Yes, tell us!"

“Certificate 4 or 6 in Chinese?”

"If foreigners can learn well, it won't be difficult."

"Yes, I have seen foreigners who speak Chinese very well."

Zhang Ye said, "You don't believe it, right?"

The crowd hooted: “I don’t believe it!”

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Then I will give you a few questions. Listen to them. By the way, everyone should also think about how profound and profound the Chinese language is."

The freshmen are looking forward to it!

The old students from the Broadcasting Department who had mixed in as sophomores and juniors also pricked up their ears. They really didn't believe that Zhang Ye could come up with a question that would stump all the foreigners!

Zhang Ye said: "The following is the Chinese Test Band 4. Please listen to the first question."

Zhang Ye said seriously: "There was bird droppings on the window sill. The teacher shouted to Xiao Ming, 'Xiao Ming, go wipe the bird droppings.'" He paused and imitated the character's shocked expression and said, "Xiao Ming said, 'I'll wipe it.' !”

Quiet!

The entire lecture theater was silent!

Su Yanhong: "..."

Department Head: "..."

All freshmen: "..."

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Ask, did Xiao Ming wipe it?"

In an instant, the whole audience burst into laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"I wipe it?"

"I'll wipe you, I'll wipe you!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

Zhang Ye then said: "Please listen to the second question: Because the ground was very dirty, the teacher said to Xiao Ming: 'Xiao Ming, go sweep the floor!'" After a pause, he stared and said: "Xiao Ming said:' I go'!"

Su Yanhong puffed out!

The head of the department almost squirted!

Zhang Ye said: "Ask, is Xiao Ming going?"

The students below burst out laughing!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"What kind of question is your sister talking about?"

"No foreigner can understand this kind of question!"

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore!"

"What is he going to do?"

Some people laughed so much that they cried!

Zhang Ye said calmly: "Please listen to the third question: Xiao Hong asked Xiao Ming: 'Do you need to bring a pen to class today?' Xiao Ming said -" Zhang Ye's imitator said: 'Bring a hair pen'! He looked at the crowd and said, "Ask, do you need to bring a pen to class today? If so, what kind of pen do you bring?" "

"Hahaha!"

"Bring a woolen yarn!"

"This kind of question is too damaging!"

The people below stood up and down, and many people applauded in applause!

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said: "This is still a CET-4 test. Come on, let's take the CET-6 test. This is a multiple-choice listening test."

Everyone was rapt.

Only Zhang Ye said: "Xiaofang said: 'Your sister, my aunt hasn't come this month, I'm worried to death, I'm just cheating my father'!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said: "Ask, who is the most anxious in the short article?"

in a hurry?

My aunt is not here, who is most anxious?

puff! Is she getting pregnant?

Everyone was filled with laughter again!

Zhang Ye raised his finger: "A: Xiaofang's sister."

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye: "B: Xiaofang, my mother."

"Ouch!"

"My tears!"

Zhang Ye: "C: Xiaofang's sister."

"Ha ha!"

Zhang Ye: "D: Xiaofang's father."

"Laughing!"

"Yes, her father needs to be anxious!"

Zhang Ye: "E: Xiaofang, her aunt."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye: "F: Xiaofang herself."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Ye blinked and said: "The last option, Xiaofang's boyfriend...Xiao Ming!"

Hearing the last option, many freshmen and old students almost fainted with laughter, clutching their stomachs. Now they finally believe it. If Zhang Ye is asked to set the questions for foreign Chinese exams, those foreigners will really die. , this kind of question is so immoral, who the hell can understand it except the Chinese!

Applause broke out!

Everyone is clapping hard!

Zhang Ye smiled slightly and said to everyone: "Look, is the Chinese language broad and profound?"

Everyone nodded desperately!

"right!"

"It's too deep!"

"Laughing dizzy!"

"Teacher Zhang, why are you so funny!"

"Oh, let me laugh a little longer!"

Zhang Ye said: "For such a language that has brought together thousands of years of Chinese culture, you don't study it carefully or pay attention to it. Instead, you focus on other places. This in itself is a waste of resources. The host relies on a mouth, and this Opening your mouth is just a medium for expressing language. In the next four years of college, please learn Chinese well, because this is the biggest weapon of a broadcast host, because this is the foundation of your industry!" Looking at his watch, Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Okay, that's it for today's class, let's get over."

Turn around and step off the stage.

All the students stood up immediately and applauded non-stop!

Su Yanhong smiled and stood up to clap her hands!

The same goes for the department chair and other teachers in the broadcasting department!

Wonderful!

It's really wonderful!

This introductory class is truly unique. It is impeccable in terms of professionalism, rhythm, and fun. Although the head of the department feels that there are still some controversial aspects, everyone has their own opinions. This can seek common ground while reserving differences. The key is that the students' attention and interest are mobilized from beginning to end. There is not a single second of the whole class that can distract people. This is the most amazing thing!

Asking Zhang Ye to teach this first class was indeed the right thing to do!

It can also be seen from the expressions of the students that they seem to be more and more looking forward to the formal courses after the start of school, and they all have a positive and positive attitude!

get out of class has ended.

Everyone walked together in twos and threes.

"It's so enjoyable!"

"Yes, it turns out this is a university."

"They say university courses are boring, but I don't think so!"

"Me too, such a wonderful class, I wonder why so many seniors skip class."

Some senior sophomores and juniors nearby heard this and couldn't help but smile bitterly. They said to themselves that they will know after you freshmen officially start school. Looking at the entire Communication University, Zhang Ye is the only one who dares to teach like this and can teach like this. ah! Other teachers are not like this!

[This is a big chapter, two in one! 】

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