I’m Really a Superstar

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Volume 1 Text Chapter 1264 [Zhang Ye’s amazing guest singer! 】

That night.

Live countdown.

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

The live broadcast of the "I Am a Singer" Singer King finals officially kicked off!

…

Home.

Mom held the melon seeds and pointed at the TV, "Xiao Wu, it's started, it's started!"

"Here comes Auntie." Wu Zeqing walked over gently and sat down.

Dad asked: "When will Xiaoye appear?"

Mom chewed melon seeds and said, "I don't know."

…

studio.

Everyone worked overtime today and stayed to watch the live broadcast.

Haqiqi breathed: "Here we come!"

Xiao Wang said excitedly: "Who did Director Zhang invite?"

Zhang Zuodao: "I don't know, he said it would be kept secret."

Tong Fu smiled and said, "You didn't even tell us. Is there any surprise?"

Xiao Wang said: "I still firmly believe that Director Zhang can win the championship!"

Everyone heard this,

They all smiled bitterly.

Win the championship?

is it possible?

…

Peking University.

student dormitory.

"It's live!"

"Sisters, come quickly!"

"Oh, I don't even want to see it."

"why?"

"I'm a die-hard fan of Zhang Ye. He can't write good songs, and his singing skills are getting worse and worse. What else should I watch? I feel uncomfortable watching him!"

"Maybe Professor Zhang can make a comeback."

"Yes, let's see."

"All right."

…

this moment.

Audiences across the country were glued to their television sets.

Dong Shanshan appeared on stage dressed in a red dress and stunned countless people. The opening advertisement and the introduction of the rules of the finals were both professional and humorous, making many people laugh. It was only at this time that many people suddenly woke up. The sexy goddess they thought was only based on her face and body was actually able to act on her own. Regardless of her appearance and figure, she was also an excellent host!

on Weibo.

"Shanshan is going to be popular!"

"My lifelong goddess!"

"I really like her!"

"There's no scandal, and she's keeping a low profile!"

"Yes, she is the only one in the entertainment industry who can maintain such a reputation by taking a sexy route!"

"Teacher Shanshan is getting better and better now."

"The main reason is that Zhang Ye praises her."

"Yes, but for all the programs produced by Zhang Ye, the host is Dong Shanshan. No one else can compete with her. She has been an old classmate for many years."

"Zhang Ye is still loyal."

"Yes, Shanshan's fan club and Zhang Ye's fan club are almost like a family now."

After that, the warm-up song started, and the singers who had been eliminated before came back to sing.

Zhao Wuliu...

Sit Kai-chi......

Li Naran...

Good songs come one after another.

The audience in front of the TV and at the venue were all fascinated.

"They are all masters!"

"I think every one of them can make it to the finals!"

"Yeah, she sang really well."

"At least better than Zhang Ye."

"Hey, don't mention that guy. I don't know who his guest singer is today."

"Yes, the guests of other singers have been exposed one after another. Although I don't know whether it is true or not, but there is probably a direction. There is no trace of Zhang Ye's guests at all!"

"You'll know right away."

"Don't make any trouble again!"

"Pfft, yes, he's the only one with a lot of tricks!"

The warm-up is over.

The main race is finally here!

When Dong Shanshan reappeared, everyone's hearts suddenly became excited. Their eyes were wide open and their ears were perked, for fear of missing a picture or a syllable.

on site

on the stage.

Dong Shanshan smiled and said: "Now, the official competition begins. The order of appearance in the finals is still determined by drawing lots. However, the first contestant did not participate in the drawing. Instead, he took the initiative to be the first to go on stage. He wanted to If he is the first to sing, then after obtaining the consent of other singers, our program team will also respect his opinion." After a pause, she added, "Of course, we don't dare to disrespect him, because he is ours. Chief Director.”

The audience was delighted.

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye is the first?"

"Who is the guest?"

"And the idiot who asked to be the first to appear?"

"It's a shame to be the first to sing!"

Everyone was whispering to each other.

And Dong Shanshan said: "Then, let's invite the first singer and his supporting singers to come on stage. Let us hand over the stage to them for the rest of the time."

She stepped down.

The light was quickly aimed at the Moon Gate.

The audience stared!

The audience in front of the TV couldn’t take their eyes off it!

Even the singers backstage were looking forward to who Zhang Ye would invite!

The lights gathered together, and two figures slowly walked out, one smiling and the other waving. When people saw the person next to Zhang Ye, one by one, they were all dumbfounded. At that moment, it was as if a hundred thousand grass and mud horses were flying past their hearts, without taking away a single cloud!

Scream!

faint!

Stare!

Unbelievable!

The scene and the TV were all blown up!

"ah!"

"Why is it him?"

"I'm going!"

"Zhang, are you any serious person?"

"I'm laughing so hard! Hahahaha!"

"This, I didn't expect this!"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling down to watch TV!"

"Zhang Ye, I really kneel down for you!"

"This, this is what the hell you can imagine!"

Mom was dumbfounded.

Dad was dumbfounded.

Wu Zeqing smiled slightly.

Ha Qiqi almost couldn't sit still!

Zhang Zuo’s eyes widened!

Xiaodong squirted!

Amy is stunned!

Zhang Xia: "..."

Chen Guang: "..."

No one thought it was him!

Everyone has speculated on many possibilities for Zhang Ye's singing guest. If Zhang Ye wants to reverse his disadvantage, then the first round of singing in the finals is really important. Zhang Ye can't write good singing skills and is abnormal. , finding a capable singer is the best way to help him canvass votes to the maximum extent, but they never expected that Zhang Ye would find someone that no one would have thought of. Yes, they didn't even think about it. People who have thought about it!

It's Yao Jiancai!

She is Zhang Ye's golden partner!

"I'm about to cry!"

"Old Yao, please stop making trouble! Go back quickly!"

"Old Yao, did you go to the wrong set?"

"This is "I Am a Singer", not a crosstalk contest!"

"I fainted too!"

"What do you mean? Are you two going to do a cross talk? Pfft!"

"Laughing! Zhang Ye is so capable of causing trouble!"

"If Lao Yao could sing, I would run naked on the streets! I'd go now!"

"Let's go together!"

"I want to see how these two guys sing!"

"Holy crap, the cross talk stage is set up!"

"Are you really going to talk about cross talk?"

"I'm singing, how about cross talk?"

"If these two can do cross talk over music, I'll call them dad!"

"I call them mother!"

"Where the hell is there music and cross talk?"

A group of professional music critics and peers in the industry sitting in the first row were also dumbfounded, watching Zhang Ye pick up a piece of "waking wood".

The table was moved out.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are also wearing crosstalk coats.

Suddenly, there was a snap, and Xingmu slapped it down!

Zhang Ye opened his mouth and said:

"Storytelling, singing and acting are the best way to persuade people."

"Three avenues take the center."

"Good deeds and evil deeds will be rewarded in the end."

"The road we have taken."

After an opening poem, the sound of gongs suddenly cut in, and the musical instruments started ringing!

Zhang Ye started singing:

"This young master grew up in poverty."

"In addition to six nannies, there are more than a dozen security guards at home."

"But he is an upright person, especially upright."

"It's about punching Nanshan Nursing Home!"

"Stand on Beitou Kindergarten!"

"If you are over 90 or under 9 years old, you will feel cold when you see me!"

Zhang Xia: "Pfft!"

Xiaodong squirted right then!

Born into poverty?

Are you from a poor family?

More than ninety years old and under nine years old?

Hey, why don’t you die!

Amy was shocked: "rap? Is this rap?"

The audience was also filled with laughter and astonishment. Oh my God, he can really sing!

The audience was dumbfounded!

Zhang Ye sang quickly and calmly:

"He said it has been recorded in the Analects of Confucius since ancient times."

"If the situation is too dangerous, retreat."

“You can’t have both donkeys and pandas.”

"If you lack a house or a car, you are not immoral."

"Honor me as your eldest brother. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, I will slash you three times!"

Yao Jiancai spoke next to him, "What's going on?"

Zhang Ye said: "Just let him get a punctured tire, don't you know?"

The audience is already leaning forward!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ouch!"

"They owe each other so much!"

"This lyrics makes me laugh like crazy!"

At this time, the song finally came to the end.

The audience became more and more fascinated as they listened!

Zhang Ye sang: "At this moment, I found a fierce-looking person next to me staring at me, reaching into his bag as if to take out something." He looked at Yao Jiancai.

Yao Jiancai had already put his hand into the bag fiercely.

Zhang Ye sang: "How can Mr. Zhang tolerate this? He walked over and said calmly and proudly" his voice immediately faded, "Brother, if you have something to do, please tell me?"

The audience laughed!

Are you taking it easy?

Are you feeling arrogant?

Yao Jiancai raised his chin with a cold face and said, "Do you know who did the murder of corpses in the moat last year?"

Zhang Ye: "Huh?"

Yao Jiancai said fiercely: "Do you know who did it to someone who was beaten into a mentally retarded person last month?"

Zhang Ye: "Huh?"

Yao Jiancai pointed at the bottom of his feet, "Then you stood here and stabbed someone to death two days ago. You should know who did it, right?"

Zhang Ye was shocked: "Ah? I don't know? What are you going to do?"

The audience also became attentive!

What to do?

About to start a fight?

Did you meet a ruthless character?

Yao Jiancai glared and said, "You really don't know?"

Zhang Ye said: "I really don't know!"

At this moment, Yao Jiancai suddenly threw out a newspaper from his bag, his voice suddenly became very thin and shrill, and he said with a smile: "Hey, why don't you get a legal newspaper?"

The whole place spurted blood!

Legal News?

You fucking sell newspapers! ?

The song is over!

The applause burst out all of a sudden!

There was also long-lasting laughter. Dong Shanshan seemed to burst into tears from laughter in the audience. This was her first time hearing it!

The Internet is also abuzz!

"I fainted from laughing!"

"It's so fun!"

"Music cross talk? Can they really talk about it?"

"I'm convinced!"

"I've already knelt down!"

"Who said you were calling me daddy and mommy just now? Who said you were running around naked? Come out quickly! They really did a cross talk with music and rap!"

"That's okay too!?"

"Nonsense nonsense"!

A musical cross talk about Zhang Ye’s earth!

Apparently no one in this world has ever heard of it, and it has never appeared before!

Even the music critics and professionals in the music industry in the first row were stunned by this musical crosstalk between Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai! (To be continued.)