I’m Really a Superstar

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"Go and see!"

"Zhang Ye teased me to death!"

"This guy is called Mai!"

"They are all new words, laugh out loud!"

"There were several popular female anchors who were trying to compete with him for business, but when he called out, those anchors stopped the live broadcast, and there was no one in their rooms!"

"real or fake?"

"Fuck, let me go take a look!"

"The website is here, come and take a look!"

"Come on, there are already millions of people in the room!"

"Haha, how can those female anchors compare with Zhang Ye in their conduct?"

"Yes, Zhang Ye is a well-known cross-border king. Which industry has he not been to? I wouldn't be surprised if a webcast is called Mai. In fact, if other first-line stars and even kings and queens are called Mai, I will definitely have to vomit blood, because it is completely inconsistent with their status, and they will not lower their status to come and call Mai Waner, but Zhang Ye is different, he is "Feeling the Body is Empty" and "Nonsense" and "Nonsense" The comedian and crosstalk guy has been a mess since he debuted. When he calls Mai Lai, he is so harmonious that he laughs so hard that there is no one in the entire entertainment industry. I just like Zhang Ye’s shameless energy! What? What a vulgar thing, what kind of elegance, there is no such thing in his dictionary!"

Why is it called Mai?

It is hosted in the form of rap, which does not count as music. It can only be regarded as a special form of rap. The styles include bar mic, commercial mic, etc.

A-list celebrities actually called out Mai!

Who can’t come over and take a look?

The number of people in Zhang Ye’s live broadcast room continues to soar!

…

Meihe tv.

Live broadcast room number one.

The music stops.

Zhang Ye also enjoyed singing. In the past, on his earth, every time he watched the network anchors shouting with passion, Zhang Ye also wanted to give it a try.

But I didn’t get the chance. I didn’t expect to fulfill this wish in this world. This may be the charm of the live broadcast platform. There are not so many rules and worries. You can say whatever you want and sing whatever you want. And what Zhang Ye came up with today is amazing. This shout-out is called "I'm drunk alone". It's Zhang Ye's famous shout-out on the earth. As long as he is a network anchor who plays this game, anyone can come. Two sentences. Not to mention the artistry, it’s just a matter of having fun when you listen to it.

Zhang Ye smiled at the camera and said, "How's it going? Is it okay?"

Countless replies.

"Too 6!"

"66666!"

"We're all on our knees!"

"Teacher Zhang, you are so bad. You have disturbed the live broadcasts of several female anchors!"

"Hahaha, everyone is coming to our side."

Zhang Ye picked up a bottle of mineral water next to him and drank a few sips, screwed on the cap and threw it aside. He smiled and said: "There are more people and the atmosphere is getting better. It's good. Today we are just having fun. Don't follow so many rules. Normally There are many things on TV that cannot be said or broadcast, and it doesn’t matter here. I will give you whatever you like. Everyone laughs and goes to work happily the next day. Isn’t this the value of us artists?”

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"right!"

"aweason!"

"Happiness is better than anything else!"

"Teacher Zhang, I love you!"

"Zhang Ye, come up with something we haven't heard of before!"

"That's right, let's try something I've never heard of!"

One of the biggest features of online live broadcasts is interactivity.

Zhang Ye also understood this truth well and said with a smile: "How about something new? I only know so much. You have heard everything you need to hear and seen everything you need to see? Let me think about it." After a pause, he said: "Well, let me tell you a cross talk. You have all heard me and Lao Yao doing stand-up cross talk. You have also heard the music cross talk two days ago. But when I talk about stand-up comedy, you still Haven’t you heard of it?”

Everyone was shocked and suddenly became excited!

"Wow!"

"Never heard of it!"

"Can you still speak stand-up?"

"I thought you knew what to say!"

"Come on! Come on!"

“I’m so looking forward to it!”

"Come here, someone named Zhang wants to do stand-up comedy!"

"Gifts go!"

Stand-up?

Even Ha Qiqi, Xiao Wang and others in the next room are looking forward to it. Not to mention other people, they have never heard of it. Zhang Ye has never said one-liners, because it is obviously difficult to talk about one person's cross talk compared to his counterpart. , and the difficulty is not doubled, but increased several times. In cross talk, there is someone next to you to support you and give you praise. Many jokes can come out at once, but stand-up is different. It all depends on one person and one mouth. The story In terms of form, it also pays more attention to integrity and coherence. In the cross talk circle of this world, there are not many living cross talk actors who can speak stand-up well.

The atmosphere became quiet.

Everyone listened quietly.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat and his demeanor suddenly changed. He looked completely different from when he called Mai just now. He said calmly: "Let me tell you about my childhood. Don't look at me like this now." Ah, actually, I wasn’t the material for cross talk when I was a child. I was a bit stupid since I was a child. Children nowadays have such a happy childhood. They can’t speak Chinese yet, so they have to enroll in English classes first.”

Ha Qiqi: "Pfft!"

Xiao Wang laughed: "His English is bad again!"

Everyone who watched the live broadcast also laughed. Teacher Zhang’s English was so poor when he was in school. This is such a deep hatred. He has to say bad things wherever he goes!

Zhang Ye talked eloquently: "And there are so many things to play with. What toys don't children nowadays have? They are all live. Computers, phones, video games, electric batons - oh, these are not allowed to be played with. I When I was a kid, there was an electric door at home, but my dad wouldn’t let me touch it.”

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Can I touch it?"

"Electric baton?"

"puff!"

Everyone complained in real time!

Zhang Ye shrugged and said: "Nowadays, children have MP8s. When I was a child, I didn't even have a fart. I had to be called on by the teacher in class. I didn't pay attention in class that day. The teacher was talking while I whispered at the bottom. Our teacher Punish me: 'Zhang Ye! Stand up! Repeat what you just said twenty times loudly'!" Zhang Ye sighed and said: "I dare not say it, so I had to stop there: 'Teacher's teeth' There are leeks in the cracks, there are leeks in the cracks of the teacher's teeth, there are leeks in the cracks of the teacher's teeth - the teacher's face turned green and he said okay, okay, sit down and listen carefully from now on."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ouch!"

Everyone burst into laughter!

Xiao Wang can’t do it either!

Zhang Ye said: "There is really no time to play during recess. The class monitor organized us to have a competition to see who can get this head into that desk." After taking a breath, he said: "I'm pretty good. It's in." He paused again, "It can't be pulled out."

"Hahaha!"

"You should!"

Zhang Ye said: "I found my father and took me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception room refused to let me out. He said that this table is public property and he said he had to take it off before leaving. My father said, if we can take it off, we can still What hospital are you going to?"

"Hahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Ye said: "Now this doctor is responsible for the patient. When we were young, the doctor tricked people and wanted to amputate my legs from the neck. My dad said: 'Beheading has been abolished a long time ago', and he dragged me and ran away. Go home. Well, I couldn’t get on the bus, so I carried a table and walked home, with a 100% return rate—I don’t know what kind of military branch I am.”

"Military type?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"You are a table warrior!"

Zhang Ye said: "We have a neighbor who is a carpenter and said he sawed the table. My dad couldn't bear to part with it - the school kept the deposit. My dad said: It's good to bring the table with you, it will be convenient for doing homework. My head is stuffed in it. Can't see, do homework? After three days of wearing it, I lost a lot of weight, so I took it out."

"puff!"

"You are so promiscuous!"

"Laughing!"

Zhang Ye said: "Nowadays, children watch a variety of performances: crosstalk, puppet shows, dramas, music... The few plays we had when we were young were performed by the district amateur troupe. When I was a child, I watched "Taking Wudang Mountains by Wisdom", and Zhao Haifeng To shoot Chen Gui, Zhao Haifeng held down Chen Gui with one hand and held a gun in the other. He gestured. There was a prop master in the background who hit the cannon with a hammer. Bang, Chen Gui was dead. He was performing at the playground that day. It was raining and the cannon was wet. Zhao Haifeng gestured and the gun didn't go off. Our classmates were all stunned. The teacher even told us: 'Uncle Zhao Haifeng used a silent pistol.'"

"silent?"

"Were there silencers back then?"

"Hahahahaha!"

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"Taking Wudang Mountains by Wisdom" is a very famous drama in the world.

Zhang Ye said: "But Chen Gui couldn't hear the gunshot and he didn't lie down. Zhao Haifeng continued to act: 'I represent the people' - no gunshot was fired, and another wet cannon was caught; 'I represent the party' - no gunshot was fired. , it was another damp cannon. Zhao Haifeng was really anxious, 'Out of bullets? On behalf of the People's Representative Party, I, I will strangle you to death'!"

"Strangle you?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Did anyone strangle you to death?"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

Zhang Ye said: "This is a stranglehold. I stood up and applauded: Uncle Zhao Haifeng's hands are really strong!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Is this a matter of strong hands?"

A cross talk that made countless people laugh!

There were complaints and applause on the screen one after another!

Everyone felt it was new, because they had heard a lot of stand-up comedy, but they had never heard of the style of stand-up comedy that Zhang Ye just mentioned!

Only Zhang Ye knew.

——This is called the Qingmen Hai Sect.

This is a cross talk by Qing Ping in Zhang Ye's world, called "Happy Childhood". Zhang Ye has always liked it, so he just took it out today. Originally, there were many stand-up comics, such as Master Ma Sanli and Master Liu Baorui, but many of their cross talks were It has a sense of age and is relatively artistic and story-telling, which is not suitable for today's atmosphere, so Zhang Ye thought about it and thought of Fang Qingping, who was the most suitable.

Finished speaking alone.

The live broadcast room is even more lively.

No, it can hardly be described as lively!

The number of people in the room soared, and dozens of rich people appeared!

xxx gave you a hundred planes!

xxx gave you 10,000 lollipops!

xxx gave you ten aircraft carriers!

The crowd is huge!

The gifts are bursting!

There was a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room!

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