I’m Really a Superstar

The guests are all here. ?Huo Ranwen???????`

A gathering of stars!

There are not many people, but they are all big names!

The celebrities were quickly asked by reporters to take photos with Zhang Ye.

Ninglan.

Zhang Xia.

Chen Guang.

Lillian.

They took a group photo together, and later even took a group photo together.

Especially Lillian, an international superstar, was given special attention by the media. If it weren't for the cordon and the restrictions on the reporter's activity area, a large group of reporters would have rushed over. Junior sister Yang Shu and the security personnel stopped her there, and one of them got out. Yang Shu pressed back, causing many security personnel to look sideways at Zhang Ye's mysterious bodyguard. From a few movements, it was obvious that he must be a master. Over there, Zhang Ye had just taken two photos with Lillian under the camera, and his three younger sisters "flyed" over there screaming, pulling Lillian to take a photo with them. They were so excited. Lilian heard that the three of them were Zhang Ye's sisters, so naturally she didn't say anything.

Star blessings were also displayed on the big screen in the open-air garden.

The video recorded by Queen Zhang Yuanqi on her mobile phone appeared, "Zhang Ye, happy wedding, I can't go back when I'm abroad." The camera turned and showed the place behind her, which was all Western buildings. "Look, there are no I'm lying to you, people can't arrive, but blessings are sent, don't pick on me."

Then there is the first-line movie star Huo Dongfang, the background is in the hospital, "Teacher Zhang, I broke my leg while filming two days ago. I am in the hospital. I can't eat your wedding wine. I will be discharged in a few days. I will give you this wine later." You make up for it, and finally, I wish you a baby soon, congratulations!"

Some celebrities who couldn't make it sent their blessings.

It's almost time.

The scene became more and more lively.

Finally, Dong Shanshan raised the microphone, "Ladies and gentlemen."

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "."

The outdoor garden became silent for a moment, and everyone looked at the two wedding hosts.

The reporters also knew that the highlight was coming, and they couldn't help but get excited again!

Dong Shanshan looked around and said, "Next, our most beautiful and most touching bride will appear today. Are you looking forward to it?"

"expect!"

"expect!"

"Wow!"

"The bride is coming!"

"Where's the applause!"

Scream!

applause!

Everyone spared no effort to cheer!

Zhang Ye was also looking forward to it. When the wedding dress arrived yesterday, he didn't see Lao Wu wearing it. Lao Wu and her family deliberately refused to let him see it. This morning, he didn't see Lao Wu in person, so his wife put it on. He didn't know what effect the wedding dress would have.

Yu Yingyi said loudly: "Then, let me invite the bride to make a shining appearance!"

The applause is even louder!

However, there was no movement on the other side of the red carpet.

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "Invite me again!"

The applause and cheers came again, but there was still no one.

Dong Shanshan was happy, "Oh, it seems our bride is not so easy to find."

Everyone laughed, knowing that this was the time for a show.

Sure enough, I saw Wu Zeqing's natal family walking over the red carpet, including her best friend Xin Ya, a relative Fat Sister, and a bunch of lesbians.

Zhang Ye raised his neck and looked back, "Where is the person?"

Xin Ya, the leader, smiled slightly and said, "Professor Zhang, if you want to invite the bride to come out, you have to get through us first."

Zhang Ye said happily: "Are there any other projects?"

Xin Ya smiled and said: "You know what thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river are, right? I told you to offend me before. It's your turn to pay the debt this time."

Everyone laughed and cheered.

"It's time to break through!"

"Teacher Zhang is so awesome!"

"Zhang'er, stop being cowardly!"

"You'll be embarrassed if you lose!"

"If you lose, your wife will be gone!"

They had all heard about the fight between Peking University and Tsinghua University. Zhang Ye and Xin Ya were the leaders of the team from Peking University and Tsinghua University respectively when they snatched students. But who would have thought that these two youngest mathematicians in the country, It turns out that one is Wu Zeqing's husband and the other is Wu Zeqing's best friend. This is really dramatic.

However, the melon-eating public just likes to watch this, and the media are all in high spirits!

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Okay, Professor Xin, mark down what you have to say."

Xinya nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, then I'll say it."

Zhang Ye said domineeringly: "Okay, I'll take over."

The fat lady stretched out her finger and said, "We have three levels."

One of Lao Wu's cousins ​​said: "Uncle, if you can't pass these three tests, my aunt won't come out. You can go back wherever you want."

Three levels?

Is it serious?

But are you afraid of this?

Zhang Ye shrugged, "Okay, I'll take it."

Xinya smiled and clapped her hands, "I will serve you with pen, ink, paper and inkstone!"

The staff immediately moved out things, one thing after another. They had obviously been prepared for it, and Zhang Ye and the people in his studio had no idea. It was obviously a group of Lao Wu's relatives and friends who deliberately tried to trick Zhang Ye. This is also a traditional Chinese wedding. project, no one is unfamiliar with it.

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

what is this?

Compare to what?

Xin Ya has already spoken, "In the first level, let's compete in literary talent."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Who can compete with me?"

"Let me compete with you." Xinya said with a smile.

Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing.

Xinya smiled and said, "Don't be anxious and happy. Read my questions first." As she said that, she spread out a set of written words on the desk, "The first level of competition is - homonym arts."

Homophones?

what?

Many people don't understand.

Only a few teachers from the Chinese Department of Peking University looked shocked.

Seeing this, Xinya explained: "Let me show you an example. This is a homophone essay I wrote. As long as Teacher Zhang can write a similar essay, I will lose."

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "Did you write it?"

"Yes." Xinya's face didn't turn red and her heart didn't beat.

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "If you wrote it, I would eat this paper!"

Xin Ya said: "Don't care who wrote it, will you accept it or not?"

There were projections, computers, and big screens nearby. The words were quickly placed on the screen. Everyone gasped after seeing it!

The original text reads: Xixi rhinoceros loves to play. Xi Xi moved with her rhinoceros every night, and Xi Xi carefully practiced washing the rhinoceros. The rhinoceros sucks the stream, and the play attacks the Xi. Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xixi. Xixi hisses happily and attacks Xi.

Meaning: The rhinoceros in Xixi likes to play. Xi Xi takes the rhino out every day. Xi Xi is busy bathing the rhinoceros carefully. The rhinoceros sucks the water from the stream and sprays it at Xi Xi to tease him. Xi Xi smiles and asks the rhinoceros to stop making trouble, but the rhinoceros never tires of it and loves to play. . This article depicts a child named Xi Xi playing with a naughty rhinoceros by a stream.

Is this homonym?

There is only one sound in the whole article?

Does it have to be connected into a reasonable story?

Damn it!

This is so difficult!

Who is here? Here!

Many media are stunned!

Many celebrities were also dazzled by the sight!

They have seen a lot of difficulties caused by the woman's relatives and friends. Some make people drink alcohol, and some make them eat apples in a difficult way. There are all kinds of things, but this is the first time they have seen such difficult and artistic difficulties. , it is indeed a literary circle, these guys are so perverted!

Chang Kaige, director of the Chinese Department of Peking University, said speechlessly: "I know this article. Wasn't it written by Lao Wang from Tsinghua University? How come it was written by you?"

Lao Wang?

Famous language professor in the Chinese Department of Tsinghua University?

Xinya didn't blush, "Anyway, the topic is given, homonym essay, let me look at the watch." She lowered her head, "There is still a lot of time before the auspicious time. Professor Zhang can think about it slowly, study it slowly, or find Discuss it with your relatives and friends, but if you don’t answer before the auspicious time, the bride will not come out."

Dong Shanshan held the microphone at the rostrum and said with a smile: "The bride's relatives and friends have taken action. Will the groom pass the test smoothly?"

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "I'm confused."

"Zhang'er!"

"come on!"

"Think carefully!"

"This question is too difficult!"

"Whoever has an idea, please come up with it."

"The people from Tsinghua University are so bad!"

"Where are our friends from Peking University? Please help!"

Zhang Ye's relatives and friends all shouted.

But faced with this perverted problem, they really had nothing to do. Professor Chang Kaige, Suna Zeng and others from Peking University also had nothing to do.

Looking at them, Xinya smiled proudly.

The people in Lao Wu’s family and friends group also burst into laughter.

But at this time, Zhang Ye looked at the topic, glanced at Xin Ya, Fat Sister and others funny, and said, "Is that it?"

Xinya was stunned, "Huh?"

Old Wu's niece was startled, "What?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "That's it?"

Xin Ya said: "That's it, come on." (To be continued.)