I’m Really a Superstar

Homophones.

There are very few records in the history of this world, and there are very few things that can be referenced. There are only one or two articles that can be counted. Unless those who specialize in this kind of classical Chinese literature, ordinary Chinese scholars will be daunted, so seeing Zhang Ye's frivolous attitude is also a little bit mocking? Xin Ya and others were thinking, maybe this guy can do it? Can't?

Xinya emphasized: "You have to write it yourself."

Zhang Ye said softly.

Xin Ya said: "What others have written does not count."

Zhang Ye said oh again.

At this time, he was already standing in front of the desk and picked up the brush.

Many celebrities gathered around, and people from Peking University and Radio and Television also crowded over curiously, forming a circle to watch how Zhang Ye passed the test.

Xinya stared.

The fat girl blinked.

Reporters were skeptical.

At this moment, Zhang Ye started writing!

He didn't even think about it, so he just kept writing, reading as he wrote:

"The Story of Hungry Chickens Gathering in Island."

"Chickens chirp, chickens chirp. Several chickens squeeze together to gather on the ridge of the rock. The chickens are very fast, the chickens are very hungry, the chickens hope to use their skills to attack the crucian carps. The chickens are planning to help thistles, and the chickens are planning to be very fast. The chickens are very fast, and the crucian carps are extremely powerful. They were frightened and crowded around the rock formations. Then the crucian carp tracks became extremely silent, and then several chickens began to chirp when they were hungry."

Xin Ya was stunned!

Reporters were shocked!

People from Peking University were dumbfounded!

The surrounding guests were stunned!

"Is this really written?"

"What's the meaning?"

"Is this right?"

"Who can translate it?"

"Is it smooth? Is it a story?"

"Is this too fast? Don't you need to think about it?"

Xin Ya is a math major, and she didn't understand it for a while. She questioned: "Professor Zhang, don't just write it blindly. It's not enough to just have the same pronunciation. There has to be a story!"

Have a story?

Teacher Su Na from the Chinese Department of Peking University laughed and translated for Zhang Ye: "The crowing chickens, the chickens kept crowing. Several chickens were looking for food in the crowded cages. The chicken transporting car was moving very fast. The chickens were also very hungry, and their wings were as hard as fish scales as if they were fighting to the death. Finally, the chicken transport truck arrived at Ji. Suddenly, several chickens knocked open the cage, and all the chickens tried to rush down as fast as they could. The car came. But the car was still moving very fast. The chickens with already strong wings were scared when they saw the speeding wheels, and hurried back, regardless of how crowded the cage was. Finally, the cage became quiet. Even if the chicken is hungry, it will only dare to chirp."

Translation finished!

The whole place fell silent!

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Isn't it?

Has it really been written down?

It’s really a story!

Professor Zeng suddenly shouted, "Okay!"

Chang Kaige said excitedly: "Well done, Professor Zhang!"

"pretty!"

"That's awesome!"

People at Peking University are so excited!

Professor Zhang is so proud of Peking University!

Zhang Ye smiled and looked at Xinya and the people in Lao Wu's relatives and friends group.

Pointing at the rice paper, he said, "Is this what you mean?"

Xinya: "..."

Friends and relatives:"……"

Zhang Ye said happily: "This is the first level? Research it before the return of good fortune? You don't have to wait so long. I will give you as much of this kind of writing as you want. I can't finish it in a day and a night. Do you believe Professor Xin?"

With that said, he started writing again.

Zhang Ye read while writing:

"History of Shi's Lion Eating". Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, was fond of lions and swore to eat ten lions. He always regarded lions in the market at the right time. At ten o'clock, ten lions were in the market at the right time. Ten lions, relying on the power of the arrows, caused the death of the ten lions. They picked up the corpses of the ten lions, which were suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet. The lion corpse is actually ten stone lion corpses. Try to explain this."

Su Na translated: "There lived a poet named Shi in the stone house. He was very fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. Poet Shi often went to the market to see lions. At ten o'clock, ten lions arrived at the market. At that time, Poet Shi also arrived at the market. When Poet Shi saw the ten lions, he fired arrows and killed the ten lions. He picked up the bodies of the ten lions and returned to the stone house. The stone house was wet. Water, Poet Shi asked his servants to wipe the stone house dry. After the stone house was dried, Poet Shi tried to eat the ten lions. While eating, he discovered that the ten lions were actually the corpses of ten stone lions. Try Explain this!"

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Xinya is sweating!

Chen Guang breathes in!

The fat lady smiled bitterly!

Everyone looked at Zhang Ye as if they had seen a ghost!

Then another.

Zhang Ye read while writing:

""Benevolence endures the sword", everyone is benevolent, everyone tolerates others, recognizes benevolence, tolerates others and kills others. Benevolent people bear with others, everyone is benevolent, benevolent people are tolerated, and others are tolerated. The blade is used by the benevolent."

Xinya: "...(\u0026amp;amp;\u0026amp;amp;()(\u0026amp;amp;￥#@@!!"

Then comes the fourth one.

It’s actually a couplet!

Zhang Ye's calligraphy is also beautiful, with flying dragons and phoenixes!

"First couplet: Qi Qi's wife plays chess, Qi Qi bullies his wife, and his wife abandons Qi Qi."

"Second couplet: Aunt Yi moved the chair, Aunt Yi Yi was suspicious, Aunt Yi left a chair behind."

Articles are also okay?

Couplets also work?

Everyone knelt down at this moment!

Zhang Ye is going to write the fifth article again.

Xinya quickly grabbed him and said, "Okay, okay, stop writing. You win."

Zhang Ye couldn't laugh or cry and said, "What do you mean, Professor Xin, I'm the winner?"

"You passed the first level, okay?" Xinya rolled her eyes and could only declare that Zhang Ye had passed.

The guests couldn't help but cheer loudly!

"good!"

"good!"

"Teacher Zhang is beautiful!"

"Bravo!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Professor Zhang is so handsome!"

"Sure enough, he has won the highest literary award!"

"Compared with literary talent, who have we been afraid of?"

Everyone really enjoyed watching it!

Even many reporters got goosebumps and thought this was really fucking awesome!

In fact, even Xin Ya was already shocked. Others didn't know, maybe they thought this was a show, that they had discussed it long ago. Were these articles written long ago? But only Xinya and Lao Wu’s relatives and friends knew that they had not discussed it with Zhang Ye at all. He did not know these questions at all. Zhang Ye really answered them on the spot!

Damn it!

You beat the chicken

I'll bleed you! ?

Xin Ya was very frustrated. In terms of literature, Zhang Ye was really great!

later.

Several of Zhang Ye's classmates burst out laughing.

Hu Feifei said: "Zhang'er is so pretentious, I give you 100 points!"

Wang He smiled and said, "I'll give you a thousand points!"

Xiaoqian said: "I'll give you 10,000 fucking points!"

Lao Wang said happily: "This guy is so good at showing off!"

"But he's just pretending to be this kind of cunt!" Lao Zhou was also convinced.

On the rostrum.

Dong Shanshan announced: "It seems that the first level has come to an end. Congratulations to Zhang Ye for successfully reaching the semi-finals. The bride is getting closer and closer."

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "In this second level, what problems will the bride's family and friends encounter?" (To be continued.)