I’m Really a Superstar

The dance ends.

The audience is still left wanting.

This is a dance that makes people want to watch it again after watching it once.

On TV, the host has already taken over.

Male host: "That's awesome."

Female host: "Yes, thank you to the girls of the Air Force Art Troupe for their wonderful performance."

There was another round of applause.

Then the ads came in.

Hostess: "Dear friends, we have prepared five blessings for you tonight, which represent our deep blessings for you, including prosperity, harmony, friendship, and patriotism. He Jingyefu, please take out your mobile phone now, open OnePass, click and voila, this blessing card is in hand, and this blessing is at home."

Male host: "I would like to remind you that before midnight, if you can collect the five blessing characters, you can share the five blessings with our colleagues. As the saying goes, five blessings are coming to your door. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and start talking. .”

…

online.

Netizens were excited.

"Has it started yet?"

"Can you squirt now?"

"Damn, send it quickly!"

"My blessing for professionalism!"

"Is it due before midnight? Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

…

A certain household.

"No!"

"Damn, it's rich and powerful again!"

"Fuqiangfu, get out of here!"

"It's so cheating!"

“Without the blessing of professionalism, how could I be rich and powerful!”

…

"Dad, come on!"

"ah?"

"The Spring Festival Gala has begun to send blessing words!"

"Okay, I will definitely draw a lucky draw for my precious daughter today!"

"Now everyone is short of this!"

…

"sky!"

"It's the blessing of professionalism!"

"Did you win? Let me see!"

"I'll go for it, it's true!"

"Get rich! Get rich!"

“It’s such a blessing to be dedicated!”

"Ah ah ah, I want to post it online!"

…

All of a sudden, the audience was occupied.

They had been waiting for this moment for a long, long time.

Even many people who have never watched the Spring Festival Gala are able to sit in front of the TV and wait honestly this year because of the cheating activity of gathering five blessings. This is what they came for. But what these people did not expect was that it was obviously not possible at all. They didn't plan to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and they didn't have any expectations. However, the two or three singing and dancing programs at the beginning attracted many of them, and they actually paid attention to it.

——These audiences who had never watched the Spring Festival Gala before were left behind.

Draw the word "blessing".

Watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Countless families are having fun and enjoying the joy of the New Year.

And this kind of joy, a few song and dance programs may not be enough.

"Is it time for a language program?"

"As usual, it should be here."

"This is not easy to do."

"Yeah, the cross talk sketches in the Spring Festival Gala over the years have become less and less funny."

"It's not that it's not funny, it just feels too ordinary, too unrelatable, and too traditional, so it doesn't look good."

"Let's see what happens this year."

"This year's song and dance program is really good."

"Yes, they are all amazing!"

"I'm afraid that language programs can't hold up the scene."

"Yes, the cross talk sketches are the ones that attract the most attention."

"Zhang Ye is talking about cross talk. He has also performed in sketches. Maybe we can really look forward to this."

"Eh!"

"I'm coming!"

In an instant, the eyes of Chinese people around the world were once again focused on TV. This year's song and dance programs have shocked so many people, but what about the most anticipated language program, everyone has not seen it yet, so naturally it is all I was full of energy and wanted to see what happened.

…

Main control room.

Zhang Ye gave orders.

"coming."

"Unit 3, follow!"

"Cut Unit 4!"

"Okay, close up!"

The first language program!

This importance

Of course, Zhang Ye knew better than anyone else. Zhang Ye had been thinking about the program arrangement here for a long time and still couldn't make up his mind. Who should go on first? It's really hard to choose. It wasn't until the second rehearsal that he decided on the order and got this sketch first. It was the most popular sketch in the 2013 CCTV Spring Festival Gala on his planet. Zhang Ye hoped that this sketch would be a good start for language programs. .

He is also very relieved as an actor.

I'm an old man in the Spring Festival Gala, I can definitely hold on, and there won't be any problems.

…

on the stage.

The hosts are still talking.

Ci Xiufang, dressed in a fashionable outfit, was pushed out in a wheelchair and said impatiently: "Give way, give way."

Li Chen tilted his head and said with a smile: "Hey, Auntie is here. Have a good New Year. Tell me, are you still used to retirement life?"

Ci Xiufang sat firmly in the wheelchair and glanced at him: "Are you used to having your legs shorter?

Audience in the audience:

"Hahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Li Chen, the famous long-legged and handsome host, looked dumbfounded, "Hey, how can this aunt talk?"

Hao Hailiang squeezed him away: "You don't know how to ask questions. Be more scientific and ask questions like this. Auntie, happy retirement! Auntie!"

Ci Xiufang looked at him: "Who do you call aunt? Her face is full of wrinkles and she's so cute!"

The audience laughed again!

Host Li Yan said: "Oh, look, look, you two, have you hit a wall? You really can't talk!"

Hao Hailiang rolled his eyes: "Then you ask..."

Li Yan said: "Didn't you hear that my aunt doesn't want to mention retirement?"

Li Chen: "Come here, come here."

The famous talk show host Li Yan has always been known for his sensationalism. He straightened his face, squatted gently in front of the wheelchair, supported him and said: "Auntie, I know that when you were working, you paid a lot for your career. Sweat and tears, what do you think..."

Ci Xiufang interrupted: "Stop being sensational, I can't cry!"

As soon as this was said, everyone in the audience laughed!

"Ouch!"

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, it's so embarrassing!"

Li Yan said depressedly: "This -"

Ci Xiufang waved her hand: "Okay, okay, everyone, go down, this is my territory!"

Li Chen: "This is a public place!"

Li Yan: “We have been here for many years!”

Hao Hailiang: "Yes! Why is this your territory?"

Ci Xiufang curled her lips: "Okay, okay, the ugly ones can stay."

When the three hosts heard this, two of them turned around and ran off the stage!

Hao Hailiang was left stunned for a moment, and then hurried down!

Everyone is gone!

Ci Xiufang snorted: "I can't cure you yet? Che—"

audience:

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"This skit is quite interesting!"

“It’s so funny right from the beginning!”

"This old lady is in trouble!"

"Poisonous snake! Hahahahaha!"

"Aunt Ci's image has changed drastically this year!"

"Yes, she has never played a character with this kind of image before. This is definitely a breakthrough for the character. Zhang Ye is so brave!"

The curtain opens.

Subtitles are printed.

Sketch "Dance If You Want".

Screenwriter: Zhang Ye.

Actor: Ci Xiufang, Lianhe.

At this time, the skit officially begins!

The audience in front of the TV was instantly whetted with appetite! (To be continued.)uFor more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy