I’m Really a Superstar

The Spring Festival Gala continues.

Chinese people all over the world are in high spirits competing one after another.

When the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast here in previous years, many people were already sleepy because of their normal biological clocks and the time difference overseas. Some people couldn't see the back and couldn't wait for the New Year's bell to ring, so they went to rest early. But this year It's different. It's already very late, but all the viewers in front of the TV have their eyes shining. No one is willing to take their eyes away from the TV, no one!

Too beautiful!

This Spring Festival Gala is so fucking poisonous!

I can't stop watching it!

Come on, what else is going on next?

Come on, come on, I can't wait any longer!

By the way, what about cross talk? It’s almost halfway through the Spring Festival Gala, hasn’t the cross talk come yet?

Language programs have always been the most anticipated by everyone. So far, basically all program types have appeared, such as dance, songs, acrobatics, magic, sketches, etc. However, cross talk programs have not appeared from beginning to end, and many people have also Looking forward to this moment.

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on the screen.

The host announces the curtain.

Finally, the first cross talk show is here!

The Spring Festival Gala is like this. It pays attention to a whole and a rhythm. The "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" and "In the Spring" just made many people cry. It is impossible for everyone to be immersed in sad emotions during the New Year. This time is definitely A language program is about to appear to mediate the atmosphere, and the comedy program that appears at this time is particularly critical, and it is also particularly difficult to perform. It is not a truly powerful program, and it is difficult to hold the scene and shake everyone out of their previous emotions. come out!

Zhang Ye naturally took these into consideration.

He is full of confidence in this work!

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Crosstalk world.

A group chat in a small circle.

"These people are so spineless!"

"Hmph, let's forget about this young man like Xiao Hu, but how come Old Liu and Old Li were recruited by Zhang Ye? Do they still have the backbone!"

"Can I not accept the olive branch of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Lao Liu and Lao Li have never had any conflicts with Zhang Ye before. They are smart. When the cross talk circle denounced Zhang Ye, they did not participate."

"Let's see what kind of cross talk they can perform."

"It won't get better."

"Haha, what kind of traditional cross talk book can Zhang Ye write?"

"Yes, Zhang Ye's books are too vulgar to be on the stage!"

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online.

There are also many people talking about it.

"The crosstalk is coming!"

"It's been a long time coming!"

"The cross talk book was also provided by Zhang Ye?"

"Yes, it's all him."

"Can this be good?"

"Well, Zhang Ye's cross talk seems to be a bit -"

"Yes, he can also write the cross talk for the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Who knows."

"A cross talk between five or six people? How do you say that?"

"This is the first cross talk work of this Spring Festival Gala, let's see what it looks like."

However, when the cross talk was broadcast live, everyone was deeply shocked!

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on tv.

Subtitles appear.

The famous cross talk actor Li Xiangqi appeared on the stage with a smile.

He is chubby and full of joy, making people want to laugh just by looking at him.

Li Xiangqi played the role of "Head" in this cross talk today.

Head: "Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream! It's very strange. I dreamed about my facial features. Since..."

Eyes: "Yo! Head."

Brain: "Hey."

Eyes: "Haha! Haha!"

Brain: "Hello, hello!"

Eyes: "Do you still know me?"

Head: "I don't dare to recognize you! What's your last name?"

Eyes: "My last name is Eye."

Head: "Last name...what's your last name?"

Eyes: "The surname is Eye."

Head: "Is there any family with your surname?"

Eyes: "That's the first one."

Brain: "Which sentence?"

Eyes: "Zhao Qian Sun Eyes."

Head: "Never heard of it! Zhao Qian Sun Yan? Zhao Qian Sun Li!"

Eyes: "Ah,

Zhou Wu Zheng eyes! "

Head: "King Zhou Wu and Zheng."

Eyes: "Feng Chenchu ​​eyes."

Head: "Don't be blind! Aren't you afraid of being blinded?"

Eyes: "No, I..."

Brain: "What's your name?"

Eyes: "My name is Eyes."

Brain: "Eyes?"

Eyes: "Hey, yes!"

Head: "Oh, do you think this person is called Eyes? Ah?"

Eyes: "Then what is this part of yours called?"

Head: "Don't touch it! If it's damaged, where can I get the parts?"

Eyes: "What's your name?"

Head: "These are my eyes."

Eyes: "I am your eyes."

After a while, the facial features appeared one by one, and the fight was fierce!

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Live audience:

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh no!"

"It's so funny!"

"My stomach is cramping!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

…

Grandma’s house.

Mom held her belly and bent over with laughter.

The three sisters burst out laughing.

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"so funny!"

"My brother is amazing!"

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online.

"Awesome!"

"I admire this cross talk!"

"Me too, I'm really convinced!"

“It’s not an internet buzzword, but it’s so funny!”

"The form is also novel! But the language and baggage are all traditional!"

"Zhang Ye can actually write traditional jokes? And he can write them so damn well?"

"Yeah, I thought he would write those so-called 'three vulgar jokes'!"

"Hahahahaha, it looks great! This cross talk is amazing!"

"It turns out that traditional things can be so funny!"

"Zhang Ye is slapping the cross talk world in the face!"

"Oh, I laughed so much that I cried!"

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The cross talk world is silent at the moment.

Tang Dazhang said nothing with a sullen face.

The faces of other traditional crosstalk actors who did not make it to the Spring Festival Gala also turned green!

I didn’t see the picture I was looking forward to!

How can it be!

Was this written by Zhang Ye?

So he can write this kind of book?

It turns out that he can’t write cross talk that can be performed at large parties! ?

New form!

Outstanding intention!

Lots of laughs!

Be active and healthy!

Even those with tinted glasses in the cross talk world can't find anything wrong with Zhang Ye's cross talk work - this is the most shocking thing!

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Main control room.

Xiao Wang clapped his hands and said in a low voice: "This cross talk will make you laugh to death every time you watch it!"

Ha Qiqi also whispered: "Well, it's so novel."

Zhang Ye, who was standing next to him, heard the two people's low-pitched conversation and couldn't help but feel happy. Novelty? If they knew that this cross talk show was actually the old cross talk show on the Spring Festival Gala decades ago on Earth, I don’t know what their expressions would be.

Zhang Ye hesitated for a long time about which cross talk work he would use for this Spring Festival Gala. He wrote one work after another and rejected one after another because he felt it was inappropriate. In the end, he gritted his teeth and wrote the master's cross talk work. The work was presented to the crowd at this Spring Festival Gala!

Master Ma Ji.

The five senses compete for merit.

She made a stunning appearance today and won a round of applause! (To be continued.) 8 For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy