I’m Really a Superstar

A certain household.

Four generations of a family live under one roof.

"Grandpa, this year's Spring Festival Gala is so beautiful."

"This cross talk is really good."

"Yeah, that's funny."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala finally has the same feeling as when I was a child watching the Spring Festival Gala."

"Wow, the skit is here again."

"Is this the second skit?"

"The first skit was too high, so the second one will be difficult to perform."

"Yeah, the skit "Dance If You Want" was really good."

"Stop chatting and watch it quickly."

…

on tv.

The stage has been set up.

Two sketch actors came out.

Many people in front of the TV actually have doubts in their hearts. Such an amazing work as "Dance If You Want" was actually placed in the first sketch. Isn't this a bit overkill? With the quality of this sketch, it can definitely be the finale. Putting it first, it is amazing, but how can the subsequent sketches be performed? Everyone will compare it when they can't sleep. If the later sketches are a little bit inferior, the effect will be softened, right?

What did Zhang Ye think?

Could it be that he was sure that the later skits would be better than the previous ones?

impossible?

But as soon as the skit was performed, everyone was convinced!

…

Sketch title: "Protagonist and Supporting Actor".

Protagonist: Gao Hong.

Supporting role played by: Qian Hao.

Gao Hong has thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Qian Hao has a sharp mouth and a bald head.

Both of them are famous sketch actors in China, but they have rarely worked together before. They are not in the same team. However, this time they were put together by Zhang Ye, the chief director. As soon as they stood on the stage, the two of them burst out with strong emotions. The strong sense of joy made the audience happy.

Qian Hao: "That's not right!"

Gao Hong: "What's wrong?"

Qian Hao: "This costume is not mine."

Gao Hong: "It's yours."

Qian Hao: "You must have taken the wrong one. Let me see what you are wearing."

Gao Hong: "Don't look! This is yours, you are a traitor."

Qian Hao: "I am a traitor?! Which drama?"

Gao Hong: "That's it."

Qian Hao: "Ah, this time, this time I rebelled again?"

again?

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

later.

Gao: "You must remember! As soon as I pull out my gun and raise my hand - you will fall."

Qian: "Why?"

Gao: "This means my marksmanship is accurate!"

Qian: "Okay."

Gao: "Well, you led the Japanese here?"

Qian: "Captain Huang Jun told you to hand over your gun and surrender..."

Gao: "Shut up! You are daydreaming, you traitor. On behalf of the people and the government, I will shoot you..."

When Gao Hong turned around to look for someone, Qian Hao had already fallen, "Hey! People? People!"

Qian Hao sat up: "Here."

Gao: "Why did you fall down before I even hit you?"

Qian: "Hey! Isn't that what you said? Just take out the gun and raise your hand and I will fall down?"

Gao: "Then I haven't fired yet!"

Qian: "Oh, doesn't this show that your shooting skills are accurate?"

The supporting role of Qian Hao kept showing off and stealing the show again and again, and the audience was already laughing like crazy!

"Ouch!"

"It can't be done, it can't be done!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Laughing to death!"

"My stomach hurts!"

"Your sister! So damn funny!"

"This is funnier than the first skit!"

"Holy crap, it turns out that the killer feature of the sketch is here!"

"Are you going to be so funny!"

"It's so exciting! I can't bear to take my eyes away for a second!"

"I'm already laughing!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

…

Main control room.

Zhang Ye was calm and relaxed.

He also produced a sketch by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao. This sketch was also one of the most classic sketches in the Spring Festival Gala in his early years on earth. Will it be outdated now? Zhang Ye also thought about it carefully and researched it. Later he found out that he didn't know how to do it, so he used it. It's just that it's very difficult to select actors.

The actors in "Dance If You Want" are okay. Auntie Ci and Uncle Lian are quite appropriate, but actors with strong personal styles like Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi are really hard to find. Zhang Ye himself also plays the role. No, Zhu Shimao? He doesn't have that style, Chen Peisi? He's not that vulgar either. So Zhang Ye could only find someone to force himself on.

Finally, two sketch actors, Gao Hong and Qian Hao, caught Zhang Ye's attention.

With Zhang Ye's repeated direction and development, this famous "Protagonist and Supporting Actor" finally meets everyone in this world.

See the response at the scene?

It’s incredible!

…

Skit ends.

The audience is still laughing.

The next show is coming, it's a dance show.

Many viewers knew that this was an excessive program when they saw it. After the wonderful cross talk sketch just ended, they must suppress their emotions. Moreover, the dance programs, the first few were too amazing, "Flying", "Thousand Hands" "Guanyin", each one is more amazing than the other. Come to think of it, no matter how good the dance behind it is, it will be overshadowed.

"Bird Love"?

What the hell is this?

But this time, they were wrong again!

And it’s so wrong!

…

When the stage goes dark.

When two dancers, a man and a woman, danced with their hands, the images of two peacocks, a male and a female, simply jumped up!

Demeanor!

action!

Figure!

All come alive!

The audience gasped!

The stage is also perfectly matched. The blue-toned background is full of poetry. The moon slowly moves from the sky curtain to the arc curtain, bringing a strong visual experience. Butterflies fly in the bamboo bushes, and the particle special effects slowly rise with a halo, creating a Create a beautiful environment to set off the most beautiful love environment for the two birds.

As the relationship between the two birds develops, the dance performance reaches a climax!

When the male bird finally lay down and the female bird flapped its arms, the scene of a peacock spreading its wings suddenly appeared behind the stage. Everyone was shocked!

beautiful!

Extremely beautiful!

Beautiful to every cell!

Beautiful to the teeth!

Scream!

applause!

All the audience spared no effort to express their praise and exclamation!

"Master!"

"I know this woman, Chang Hua. She is in her forties. She was the most famous dancer in China at that time and won awards internationally. Later, she retired for some reason and settled abroad."

"Is it Chang Hua?"

"Damn, I know her too!"

"This is the fucking master!"

"This is purely personal strength!"

“The artistic appreciation is great!”

"Zhang Ye is so capable. He invited Master Chang back from overseas?"

"This dance is simply shocking!"

"Chang Hua is famous for performing animals. No one can dance this dance except her!"

"The choreography is also good!"

"Zhang Ye is so damn talented!"

"Yes, the peacock opened its tail at the end and it blinded me!"

"Me too, my blood surged at that moment!"

"Hey, I have a question."

"what is the problem?"

"The female peacock doesn't seem to be opening its tail, right?"

…

Main control room.

Zhang Ye took command.

As for the question of whether a female peacock can open its tail, on Zhang Ye's earth, after Yang Liping and her partner danced the earth-shattering "Bird of Love", people complained for a long time.

Because Master Chang Hua was the protagonist, Zhang Ye did not change the setting. In the end, he left the highlight of the opening scene to Chang Hua. Only she could support him, and her partner was still a little short of the point. As for the doubt about whether the female peacock can open her tail, Zhang Ye also has his own explanation.

The explanation is:

People just turn on their screens, do you care?

There are so many weird things in human beings, why don’t you allow one to appear in the world of peacocks! ?

…

Show after show.

It's getting closer and closer to zero. (To be continued.).

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