I’m Really a Superstar

Countdown to zero o'clock.

Fifteen minutes left.

…

Main control room.

Zhang Ye sat there and quickly gave instructions.

"Unit No. 2 cuts over!"

"yes."

“The light area on the west side is darker!”

"good."

"It's not enough, no matter how dark it is."

"clear."

"Unit 5, pay attention to the close-up shot for a moment!"

"Okay Director Zhang."

Next to him, two makeup artists were touching up Zhang Ye's makeup. At this moment, Zhang Ye looked very earthy, dressed in simple dark blue clothes and wearing a hat.

Ha Qiqi ran in and said, "Hey, Director Zhang, why aren't you waiting yet? Get on right now!"

"Here we come." Zhang Ye gave some instructions worriedly.

Ha Qiqi said quickly: "I'm here, don't worry."

Zhang Ye instructed: "Okay, old man, pay attention to the camera angle."

Ha Qiqi said: "Okay, okay, let me remind them that you should hurry over. Teacher Yao and Teacher Shanshan are already ready and waiting for you!"

Zhang Ye said: "I understand."

…

Backstage.

The leader of the Spring Festival Gala working group is inspecting everywhere and asking the staff to be careful. It will be midnight soon, and the more it is at this time, the more prepared it is.

When I walked to the door of a workshop, the sound of TV came from inside.

"Is there anyone in this house?"

"Who's in there?"

"Are you watching the Spring Festival Gala?"

Several leaders frowned, and one of them pushed the door open and was about to enter.

A member of the directing team in the distance looked at it and said hurriedly: "Leader, please, there is——"

who is it?

No one can do it!

Everyone is working and some are lazy?

As soon as the door opened, the leaders of several working groups were stunned!

In the small room, a small TV was showing the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala. A stunningly beautiful woman was sitting in front of the TV, and she turned out to be Wu Zeqing.

"Ouch!"

"Bureau Wu?"

"Why are you here?"

"Bureau Wu?"

Several leaders were a little confused.

Wu Zeqing looked sideways and smiled, "Lao He, Lao Wang, you guys."

A leader asked: "Are you here to inspect the work?"

Wu Zeqing shook his head, "No."

Another leader asked curiously: "Have you been here all this time? Hey, if I had known I would have someone set aside an office for you. You are thirty this year, why didn't you go home to celebrate the New Year?"

Wu Zeqing smiled and said, "Haha, my wife is still busy here. There is no point in going home. I will celebrate the New Year wherever my wife is." After saying that, he waved his hand and said: "Okay, I won't follow you. You said it, my lover’s show is coming out.”

Hearing this, several leaders were very emotional.

Director Zhang is hosting the Spring Festival Gala.

Director Wu stayed up late to accompany him.

Look at the relationship between this couple!

…

on tv.

The host has almost joined the show.

It’s finally time for the finale!

Yan Mei laughed loudly and said: "I just saw a young couple in the back. They were holding crutches and didn't know what they were doing. Let's go and take a look together?"

Subtitles come out.

Sketch "Selling Kidnappings".

Script: Zhang Ye.

Performers: Zhang Ye, Dong Shanshan, Yao Jiancai.

…

online.

"Wow!"

"Knew it!"

"Holy shit, this is Zhang Ye's finale!"

"That's awesome, my brother! How brave and bold this is!"

“Can you hold this skit down?”

"Selling abductions? Sounds normal."

…

Grandma’s house.

Grandpa said excitedly: "Here we come!"

The second aunt shouted: "It's Xiaoye who has the final show!"

The third sister wanted to lie down in front of the TV, "My brother is coming out!"

The eldest sister said angrily: "Mengmeng, don't block the TV!"

The second sister shouted: "I'm so looking forward to it! My brother, come on!"

Mom and dad also stared at the screen without blinking, a little nervous!

…

A certain call.

"Hello,

Lao Sun! "

"Sister Li, have a great New Year."

"Are you going to watch the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Uh, I didn't look."

"Look, Zhang Ye is coming up!"

"He's finally here? Great!"

…

A certain household.

"It's Zhang Ye!"

"Auntie, play your cards."

"I won't play anymore. I won't play anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"After watching the finale sketch."

"Oh, let's watch it while playing cards."

"You have to watch the finale skit carefully. You can't take care of playing cards."

"Okay, let's watch together."

…

Crosstalk world.

"I want to see what Zhang Ye can perform."

"His last skit was very controversial."

"The one about table tennis, right? Haha, he's still not suitable for acting in sketches. I thought it was his first time to perform in the Spring Festival Gala directed by himself, and he would have to do cross talk."

"And give yourself a finale show?"

"Yeah, he's not afraid of getting out of his way either."

"I admit that this year's Spring Festival Gala is indeed wonderful, but who doesn't know the importance of this finale? Don't let him get discouraged at the last moment, then the whole Spring Festival Gala will be over! The great situation ahead will have to be blocked by him This skit is so messed up!"

"Let's see how he ends up."

"It's definitely not as good as the previous sketches."

…

More and more people are returning to the TV!

More and more Chinese at home and abroad are turning on the TV!

It’s impossible to count the number of viewers at this moment!

Three hundred million!

Five hundred million!

Six hundred million!

The staff responsible for statistical data were already stunned at this time. Several staff members looked at the data collected by the machine and were a little dumbfounded!

Chinese people all over the world are waiting for Zhang Ye's final performance before midnight!

They were expecting a surprise!

Looking forward to a final ignition!

…

on tv.

Screen switching.

Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan were already standing on the stage. The surrounding scenery was very ordinary, as if they were on the street, and there was a bench. In particular, the two people's clothing made all the audience stunned. It was clearly a rural image. Zhang Ye was dressed very rustic, and Dong Shanshan was even more so. He was dressed in a small red coat and a headscarf, and his face was deliberately painted. Acting ugly!

puff!

What kind of image is this?

What kind of outfit is this?

Dong Shanshan called him: "Hey, what a big liar! What a big liar!"

Zhang Ye was carrying a pair of crutches and strolling with his hands behind his back. Hearing the words, he turned around calmly: "What are you calling a big liar? I'm going out to sell this thing today, can you please don't call me my stage name?"

audience:

"Big liar?"

"stage name?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Dong Shanshan said helplessly: "The child's father."

Zhang Ye: "Yes."

Dong Shanshan smacked her lips and said, "If you ask me, don't sell this crutch. The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"

Zhang Ye curled his lips and said, "You're talking nonsense, don't sell it anymore? You made this crutch, put together the work and materials, and didn't sleep for a whole day and a night. If you don't sell it, won't you pay for it?"

Dong Shanshan: "Oh, the street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold?"

Zhang Ye smiled slightly, "Don't you understand me yet? You still call me a big liar. I can deceive the serious ones, make fun of the wilting ones, and pinch the sharp ones. I am a young couple. It’s good, I can trick him into saying goodbye! I’m selling crutches today, and with a pair of good legs, I can trick him out of his lameness!”

Audience: "Pfft!"

It turns out to be a scam!

Are you cheating?

Why are you deceiving me?

This opening immediately piqued the audience's curiosity!

Dong Shanshan: "Haha, you can pull me down!"

Zhang Ye: "Believe it or not?"

Dong Shanshan pouted: "I don't believe that someone with good legs can fool someone into being lame?"

Zhang Ye: "Look, this is my strength."

Dong Shanshan curled her lips and said with a smile: "I don't know what your strengths are yet, but my child's father is very interesting. I heard that there is a horse shop that sells car covers, and there is a motorcycle shop that sells helmets. I heard that people with insomnia go to that store to sell sleeping pills. I heard that they——

Zhang Ye waved his hand: "Stop talking, this is called the market, so be sure to get ahead of time!"

Dong Shanshan chuckled: "You sometimes make mistakes with your advance!"

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said, "This kidnapping was a mistake."

Dong Shanshan pursed her lips and said, "I heard that Suo Zhuzhu broke his leg while driving a four-wheeler. Tanhei got up early to make this crutch, but the damage was severe. After he was discharged from the hospital, he immediately used a wheelchair. This crutch was not sold."

wheelchair?

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye snorted: "Don't worry, I will sell this one today."

Dong Shanshan: "The street is full of people with good legs and feet, who is selling them?"

Zhang Ye put his hands behind his back and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and legs to sell to him today. Let's see how good I am at deceiving him."

Dong Shanshan: “Aren’t you lying?”

Zhang Ye chuckled: "Those who wish will take the bait, understand? Say a few words for me."

Dong Shanshan: “I won’t cheat.”

Zhang Ye: "Just follow my look, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout!"

At this time, Yao Jiancai appeared!

Dressed in rustic clothes, he passed by on a bicycle.

Dong Shanshan reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, it's turned, it's turned, it's turned!"

Yao Jiancai held the handlebars more and more crookedly, "Hey, eh."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

"Turn it, turn it! Turn it!" Dong Shanshan said with her sleeves inserted.

As soon as Yao Jiancai's car stopped, he said, "Hey, hey, I said, what are you giving me so blindly? You know where I'm going, so why don't you let me turn you around?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye reminded from the side: "Shout for sale."

Dong Shanshan shouted: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Zhang Ye said angrily: "What are you selling?"

Dong Shanshan: "Hua."

Zhang Ye: "Connect."

Dong Shanshan shouted loudly: "It's been kidnapped! It's been kidnapped!"

…

As soon as these words came out, many viewers immediately burst into laughter!

"Trafficking?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Ouch, it was so funny!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

“This teacher Shanshan is so capable!”

"What a great performance!"

"This finale program looks good!"

"What's going on here? It's just the beginning and not much has been revealed. Whether the skit is good or not depends on the later part."

…

at this time.

Backstage.

Haqiqi.

Zhang Zuo.

Xiao Wang.

People on the directing team.

Working group leader.

Everyone was staring at the screen at this time. Some people were sweating on their foreheads, some were nervous and their hands and feet were cold, and some had their hearts in their throats. They seemed to be more nervous and anxious than the three Zhang Ye who were performing on the stage. There is no way, this finale is really too important!

They prayed silently in their hearts: It must happen! It must happen!

Director Zhang!

Teacher Yao!

Teacher Shanshan!

It’s up to you!

The success or failure of the Spring Festival Gala depends on this! (To be continued.) 8 For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy